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legendofzoodles · 2 years

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LOZ Character .../Rant

Hero of the Sky part 2

The LU and LOZ fandom need to cut Hylia a little slack. She definitely isn’t perfect and has done some questionable things throughout the series, but the hate and slander she gets isn’t really fair.

I personally blame Sky and Demise for the chain’s suffering much more than I blame her. And here’s why.

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Before I start I’m going to make clear what my interpretation of Demise’s Curse meant. I’ve explained it in: Era of Hylia Lore 3 and Demise’s curse theory

So, it was Demise’s curse that set in motion the vast majority of the events following Skyward Sword. And I can’t forgive that Sky let it happen. This is something an LU comic panel made me realise and I’m actually kinda mad now.

Maybe it just was poor execution on the game’s part, and the devs wanted a dramatic uninterrupted shot of Demise announcing his curse all cool n’ stuff. But if you take away the fourth wall, the fact that Link just stood there and took it, is unbelievable.

Sure, he’s not omnipotent like the player and had no way of knowing that the curse was for real or comprehend it’s true scale...but still!

If the ancient evil (that a literal Goddess failed to vanquish) you just defeated stands up and starts to utter a possibly everlasting curse, at least try to stop him before he finishes. Throw another Skyward strike his way for good measure or stab him, or heck, interrupt him with annoying noises. Just do something! To add insult to my saltiness, Demise spoke frustratingly slow too, meaning Link had ample time to take some sort of decisive action.

Hey, remember when Wind as a child stabbed Ganondorf’s skull? Or when Twi stabbed him in the chest and left it in there to make sure he killed him?

It’s not the fact that Link failed to stop the curse that’s so egregious to me. Plenty before him and after him have failed, and I don’t have a problem with that. They’re human, they’re not perfect, they’re allowed to make mistakes. It’s the fact that he did nothing and seemingly forgets about it minutes later- going about his life in comfortable ignorance- that pisses me off.

I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. He royally fucked up there, and the fact that he gets off scot-free while the chain and his descendants have to deal with the mess is asinine!

This is the exact bs Hylia and First wanted to put an end to. I’d wager that Hylia only wanted First to be reincarnated once (because the idea of him continuing to be reincarnated and being paired up with her descendants for all eternity without Demise’s influence is gross and ruins her character for me) and that the reason Sun is her own person and not Hylia’s puppet is because she wanted her and her offspring to peacefully live normal lives once it was over.

Sky had one job to do and he failed. And what really sucks is that no one in the fandom acknowledges this. Everyone’s quick to blame Hylia for everything wrong with the chain’s lives, but she didn’t curse the hero into an endless cycle of reincarnation, Demise did that, and Sky let that happen without any resistance.

Hylia wasn’t supposed to even be in the picture once Sun came into existence. To be fair though, she should have just done things herself from the start rather than have heroes fight for her- but that’s an error in judgement I can forgive, especially when she played an active role herself and didn’t just sit around letting them handle it all.

But now thanks to Demise’s curse, the kingdom is literally forced to depend on the reincarnated heroes. I don’t think that Hylia can just come back to life. Demise did say that she gave up her Goddess form to be human and that sounds pretty irreversible. If she could, I feel like she would have at some point in the timeline. Basically, I’m blaming the curse for everything that goes wrong in the series, which isn’t Hylia’s fault at all and Sky enabled it to happen. Therefore I can get mad at him.

The chain will probably forgive him when the news eventually comes out. But if they magically get to see what actually happened, and watch Demise slowly utter the eternal curse that fucked over all their lives while Sky stands around doing butt fuck all, then imagine the unbridled chaos that would follow.

I’ll just put this here:

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” - some guy (not Edmund Burke apparently)

I have to wonder what was going through Sky’s head when Legend literally spelled out the ramifications of Demise’s curse, all while the oblivious chain laughed it off as strange coincidences.

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Thanks for reading!

At the end of the day this is all my opinion and you’re free to disagree.

Here’s part 1 Masterlist

Also I’ll rewrite that final confrontation at put a link here.

Recovered Regrets- story where chain find out about Demise’s curse

#legend of zelda #linked universe #linked universe sky #loz ss #loz #loz link #linked universe legend #lu sky #loz demise #hylia's chosen hero #master sword #legend of zelda fanfiction #loz fanfic #hylia #hylia slander

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ovegakart · 1 year

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Hylia is a Lake

#i better stop seeing these boys hating on hylia #most of them dont even know who she IS #also like #Hylia is ON LINKS SIDE #she fights so hard for him #all that bullshit link goes thru are written by the other three goddesses #stop Hylia slander #linked universe #i couldnt fit more links in here because it was overwhelming #but only sky and wild know anything about hylia

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aragaki · 2 years

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Skyward Sword Zelda has a god complex.

And by that I mean being a god has given her a complex someone please take her to therapy.

#legend of zelda #skyward sword #loz #zelda #ss zelda #this is NOT hylia slander #we do NOT slander hylia in this house #this is a hylia honoring household #do you remember the shit she did with her statue on the isle of songs that bitch is funny as hell

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mylove-iv · 1 month

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❝a waning goddess’s plight.❞

ʚ aged up, botw! link x goddess reincarnate, fem! reader ɞ

synopsis: star-crossed lovers whose duties were put forth foremost; you, a Hylian whose body held the soul of the very first goddess and the one who held his heart, and he, another holder of the soul of courage whose destiny always entailed danger and the one who you loved dearly.

genres: angst, romance | set during the calamity.

content warnings: active depictions of death (suicide), implied manipulation/corruption, a (tiny) spoiler, implications of Link despising Hylia and the royal family (mainly Hylia slander haha).

word count: 1.4k words.

―originally posted on @mydarling-iv, dec. 20, 2022.

ʚ masterlist ɞ

Link enters the great hall, memories of him and you within the said building flying in his mind, acting as a great comfort to the champion causing the corners of his lips to twitch into a small smile.

There’s a soft rustle and his body moves languidly, hand gripping the handle of the Master sword as his left arm readied his shield.

His eyes dart around the large piles of aged stone, light slowly filtering in the ruined hall before the moonlight fully paints the being who created the noise.

Link’s heart nearly stops and a pained, melancholy wraps tightly around his heart as his electric blue eyes land on your form.

Everything clicks into place and the anguish, pain, and sorrow winds itself so tightly around his soul that Link thinks the emotions he’s feeling is irreversible.

So you were the reason as to why Zelda's light stayed pure.

You were the reason why the malice hadn’t spread on such a larger scale.

You were the reason that allowed life to flourish, why everything and everyone was able to survive through the waves of malice the Camality sends out.

You were the reason why he kept going—why Link kept fighting.

You, the very essence of light itself reborn in a Hylian body, was the sole reason as to why people stayed safe—safer from Ganon’s malice infected beasts and the cruelties the said Calamity had to offer.

You, in all your pure holy glory, was slowly enveloped with malice as time had passed—taking on the very corruption that would have otherwise infected and killed Hyrule's royal princess, ultimately ending Hylia's bloodline.

The very goddess who started this entire mess and her wretched bloodline who continued it.

Damn them.

The warm glow of light you radiated was gradually extinguished and enveloped by the Calamity’s cold darkness.

And now you stood before Link, e/c eyes no longer twinkling with mirth, but instead dazzled with a bone-chilling carmine red.

You bore the full weight of the Calamity, preventing Zelda from being tainted and instead it was you who took the brunt of the corruption.

Damn them all. Link thought as he stared at your crumbling body that seemed to grab at any resemblance of sanity and your former self.

You, his beloved lover, stood before Link as a fragmented version of yourself, winding vines of malice embedded in your skin.

Your eyes flash a golden hue, the color your eyes shone whenever your divine power would show itself, and it shocks him to his very core.

Link wheezes as his chest painfully constricts at the underlying meaning—you’re still you, trying to fight the malice Ganon has infected you with.

Things had drastically changed over the span of a century; formerly known as the epitome of light and purity, you were now a husk of your past self and he the same, only now being forced to watch the fate you were ultimately doomed to.

Your eyes dazzle a crimson red and Link's body moves on his own, dodging your swift swing of the sword formed by malice in your deft hand.

He didn’t envision this to be your meeting.

Where your light once shined is now dimmed with an ominous darkness and he, was still the same, forced into a destiny he never wanted and is now struggling to accept the horrible fate you might have after this cursed encounter.

He doesn’t want this to be your end.

Your blades lock with his, eyes meeting intensely: your empty, ruby eyes pierce his own deeply and Link prevents the urge to cry out.

He doesn’t want to be the reason of your end.

It's tense. The air surrounding you both is charged with an unknown heaviness that weighs heavily on the champion's already scarred heart. The strain within Link's arms is numbing, the amount of weight you're putting into your blade causes both weapons to strain against each other tightly.

He didn't want this.

Amidst it all, Link wonders if your love was damned from the very start. You, a hindrance and a threat to the royal family, and he, a mere puppet of that damned goddess; to be used and thrown away in her cruel games whenever she pleases.

He doesn't want this.

Link’s heart aches with yearning, the hope lingering in his chest painful as he thinks of the what if’s and what could have been.

A peaceful life away from the harsh conformities of royal society, a safe home in the countryside, waking in each other’s arms every morning, not having to worry about your safety and well being in danger.

He hates this.

His heart shatters even more when he notices tears rolling down your face, it pains him more than he could ever express.

The remains of the great hall where you and he once danced in was cold and silent.

Instead of waltzing so care-freely with smiles adorning your lips, eyes twinkling with happiness and love, you both now danced a waltz of pained hearts and clashing blades.

His heart hurts.

Link’s strength wanes for a split second but you, the you the calamity had made a puppet of, caught onto his blunder and forcibly pressed further.

The Master sword flies from his grip and you catch it, smoke emanating from the palm you held the blade in: the very sword heroes of courage had wielded through the ages rejecting you as its wielder.

Because of its kind and virtuous maker, the goddess of light, the blade has recognized you as its master’s equal due to you housing the said goddess’s soul.

But now covered and corrupted with darkness, the light you once radiated was extinguished and the blade could no longer feel the purity of your light.

And he also could no longer bask in the light of your presence.

Link stares at you, a myriad of emotions flashing in his eyes, as his shoulders sag with exhaustion and defeat.

His eyes close and he awaits the blow, ending his life, but it never comes.

Instead, your palm cups his cheek and Link can’t bring himself to shiver at the lack of warmth it radiated.

Eyes flying open, his ultramarine eyes clash with your e/c eyes.

You smile painfully, exhaustion apparent in your orbs as you take in the image of your battle torn lover.

“I'm sorry.” You whisper and Link surges forward to stop you.

“NO!” Link shouts as time seems to slow, painful and ever so cruel.

The deed is done.

The Master sword impales you, smoking at the contact point where the metal blade meets your sullied body.

The Goddess blade weakens because of the malice consuming you and you physically wither as you stumble to your knees.

It hurts.

Link is quick to catch you, the burns of malice against his skin feel nothing compared to the numbness your incoming death brings.

“Please, my love.” He croaks, cupping your cheek as his tears land on your skin.

He never wanted this.

You smile weakly, eyes closing as you cup his face once more. “I love you,” It’s a hushed whisper that tumbles from your lips.

Your hand cupping his face falls and Link's hand catches it before he brings it to his face again.

It's quiet.

He places a small kiss to your palm as the tears pooling in his eyes burst, rolling down his cheeks at an alarming rate.

“I love you so much more.” His admission is subdued, his voice hoarse—his heart aching.

He didn’t want your parting to be like this.

Link had always envisioned your departure to be that one of comfort, one that came in the form of a peaceful and eternal slumber.

He never wanted this.

His sniffles turn into pained sobs before quieting down. Hand grasping the handle of the Master sword, Link gently and carefully pulls it out of your body.

Collecting you into his arms, he rests your limp head against his shoulder as he rests his on your clavicle.

Raising the blade, the handle burns his skin at the implication of what he’s about to do.

From being given the Master sword at the young age of twelve, the very blade has journeyed with Link till his fall in front of Fort Hateno a century ago and they have now just recently begun the start of their journey once more.

Only for the Hero of Courage to see the bitter end his lover was forced to endure that he decided that it was now the point where his time as the Goddess blade’s master ends.

He recalls the words his father spoke when Link was finally declared as the Hero of Courage and given the infamous sword to wield.

The Master sword shall never be raised against its wielder.

Paying no mind, Link wraps his free arm around your waist in a final embrace as he presses your bodies flush together.

His eyes close as he thrusts the blade, first piercing through your chest then through his.

It's quiet, almost peaceful.

He never wanted this.

#𝐢𝐯'𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.°♡༉‧₊#legend of zelda: gallery of the wilds ༉‧₊˚✧#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #loz #botw #legend of zelda link x reader #breath of the wild link x reader #loz link x reader #botw link x reader #link x reader #link angst #link fluff #link smut #botw link angst #botw link fluff #botw link smut #link x fem reader #reader insert

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windtowee · 1 month

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Dating Fierce Deity as another Deity headcannons

Tw! Hylia mention,

Gender neutral! Deity! Reader

Romantic

NOTE: GIMMIE ALL OF THE HYLIA SLANDER YOU HAVE NOW 😈

You both shit talk about Hylia, especially since you are a deity too so you know personally the fucked up shit that she’s done

Not gonna lie he was a little bit weary of you at first. He didn’t want another Hylia, can you blame him for that?

He has grown to be very protective of you, even though you don’t need the protection

It’s just his instinct

I personally think once you get deeper into the relationship, he gets more comfortable and attached since you can’t die like a mortal can

Hates PDA, he has a reputation as God of War to uphold

But to be honest, he worships the ground you walk on like Gomez to Morticia

He kisses you in front of Hylia to piss her off during meetings

Not gonna lie, he’s kinda possessive

He just doesn’t want the wrong people near you (Ganon and Hylia)

He is canonically 11 feet so he always carries you around

He’s so gentle with you cause he doesn’t wanna hurt you

His love language are acts of service and quality time

#loz x reader #linked universe x reader #fierce deity x reader #legend of zelda x reader

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neverchecking · 10 months

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Welcome to the Rabbit Hole~

Hello, Darlings~ I know most writers don't do this, but I can understand how frustrating it can be to go to a writer's page, read about a specific AU, but have no way of getting to the beginning to join the fun. So, here we are! Welcome to Cinder's Navigation of my current AU's!

Sweet but Psycho AU:

˚ ✦An AU where the Reader is not only aware of the boys' tendencies, but encourages it.

The start (This is kind of where the idea bubbles up)

How does the Chain feel? (Short version)

The Rewards (Ft. Bozai)

Sage figures it out (I love this sm honestly-)

In what order does the rest of the Chain find out?

Thoughts on the 'Sit on my Face' request with this Reader

Just this. All of this. (If nothing else read this one.)

Dom! Sadistic Reader punishing a Link (Also this one.)

Thoughts on Ganon.

Reader who loves giving affection

A new kind of punishment (Og starter)

Holy Grail AU:

˚ ✦An AU where Reader is not only their God(dess), but an actual god(dess), and now has a soul bond with every Link after saving them.

The Start

Cal gets some attention

Possible reasoning for the Soul bond?

The problem with Hylia

Mostly general Sage and his Zelda tidbit

More Zelda slander and why Reader is good foil against her.

Zelda and Reader meet.

The Chain gets a Baby bit Renamed: THE BABY CHAIN (>:D):

˚ ✦Not an AU, but this took off and I want it accessible. Basically, Poly! Chain with Pregnant! Reader, and the children that come of it.

The post that started it all

Who's getting a baby first?

Baby looks like Reader?

Sage and the Twins that aren't his.

Fierce Daddy-ity

Cursed Link. That's it. That's the Tweet.

The start of the debate.

The boys are dolphins.

TWO DADS

The debate PART 2 INCLUDING REBUTTALS

Let's talk genetics :)

BIG BROTHER WIND and Dad! Four ig

Sky is a baby leash parent

Wind as the best big brother while the others fight over who the bd is

Fierce Deity Baby Daddy

Sky as a dad :)

The chain with kids hghgg READ THIS ONE

Sky is perfect. Thats it. Thats the tweet.

Househusband sky

Dad Warriors

Four's daughter also splits

The colors vs Their Mini-me's. Take one. (Take two)

Dad! Ravio

The Fierce kiddos shenanigans

The triplets fighting over if the kid is theirs. (Me bs-ing why it's all of theirs)

Lightbulb baby.

Four needs to learn to wrap it b4 he taps it bc this is getting out of hand- /j

Universe switch

˚ ✦Keep up with me and @my-insanity-is-an-artform 's ocs and if their universes got switched! Tia belongs to them and Aaliyah belongs to me!

Tia introduction

Tia's first moments in Sage's Hyrule

Tia looks at a feral man and decides he won't bit. (Yes he do)

How're the links handling the switch? (This just in; not well)

Tia is kidnapping someone. Even if they go willingly.

The start of it all (Go read this right now)

The Hateno home and The Sheikah

How's Sage doing?

When does the Switch happen?

The chain makes an appearance.

Merging Hyrules

Sage Vs. Fungus

Sage + Fungus Vs. everything else.

Sweetpea is enough.

Fucked around. Found out.

Wild and Cal make their reappearance.

Fungus is gonna be courted, Saaagge.

Sage and Aaliyah are good with kids (And the consequences)

Aaliyah is Regina George coded.

Found Family

Family and getting your back blown out (Those should never intertwine <3)

There are so many parents going around and yet Sage and Aaliyah still act fatherless </3

The Story:

Part 1: Something

Part 2: Portals

Sage acquires a baby

˚ ✦Sage acquires Baby! Reader and just. Takes them.

The acquisition.

Baby is a crawler

The acceptance

Baby's first Lynel attack <3

Mama Wild

Co-parents Sage and Wild

Reader's real parents?

Custody battle Take one

Wild is trusting with child. More on this at seven.

Papa bear sage

Baby has a triforce?

Emotional support animal wolfie

Soft Sage dad

First steps

Monkey.

Dink makes an appearance

Baby Real mom

Baby goats

Navi

Sage and Wild Vs. Legend

Mastermind child

Menace child.

The Gerudo gain momentary custody

Wind is brother coded

Wild took back his custody

˚ ✦My Rules

˚ ✦My Masterlist

˚ ✦Main Navigation

#cinder rambles #yandere linked universe #linked universe x reader #linked universe #yandere legend of zelda #yandere linked universe x reader #linkeduniverse

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geminiskulleta · 5 months

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Ok I decided that I’d show all of the songs that remind me of LU here (and I’ll add to it as I go along) because I need you all to see how RIGHT I AM /j

Also if anyone wants a more detailed explanation for any of these songs (or wants to give me recs) don’t be shy!

ANYWAYS

Time:

• Home to me - Devil and the deep blue sea (Malink)

• Always a Woman - Billy Joel (About Lullaby)

• Take on me - aha (vibes idk lol. I feel like he’d like that song)

• Things to do - Alex G (OOT trauma and his destiny)

Twilight:

• Sunday - The cranberries (Midlink)

Wild:

• A hundred days - The Bengsons (Zelink)

• Bitter Water - The Oh Hellos (pre-calamity Zelink)

• Where is my mind? - pixies (wilds memories)

Legend:

• Please Please Please let me get what I want - The smiths (wanting to keep all the good things he has in his life right now/ Zelink)

• Heaven knows I’m miserable now - The smiths (depression)

• Back to the Old House - The smiths (realising love for fable but still feeling guilty about Marin)

• The moon will sing - The crane wives (Could be about either Hylia or Zelda)

• The Galway Girl - Shannon Shannon and Mundy (Marink)

• Tears in heaven - Eric Clapton (Grief and guilt after Marin)

Warriors

• Pretty fly for a white guy - The offspring (wars slander with @emissary-of-the-moon)

#there’s definitely more but I can’t think #legend is so the smiths coded it’s insane #linked universe #legend of zelda #loz lu #lu legend #lu time #lu twilight #lu wild #lu warriors #wars slander #loz

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blarefordaglare · 1 month

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Mario Cart Besties

Or wild and Sky knew eachother in Mario cart.

Oh also I’m confusing yall with two Legends one of them is Wild one of them is Legend but Legend isn’t rlly relevant it will make sense trust me.

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The coarse sound of carving slid through the chosen hero’s fingers as the once bland block of wood took shape. Another one? He knew Zel- Sun, would say. Sometimes his mind wanders back to how the new-Hyrule was doing. As much as he loves her, Sky still thinks it should be called Linkrule, as he technically was the one who got Skyloft down in the first place, but he won’t argue, Sun really does know best, she’s a leader at heart.

Thwack

“Aye sleepyhead look at that!” Legend’s familiar gruff voice rang through the forest, “Wild’s got a unicorn machine- or something?!”

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“You’re telling me you’re going to race on that?” Link couldn’t hide back a smirk, “At least let me help you get on, for Hylia’s sake-“

“I heard that Link! Don’t slander my name!” Zelda yelled from the bleachers, flaunting a faux scowl, “But help the poor boy out!” Yup, she may be Hylia but still is his Zelda at heart. Link flashed an innocent grin as he ran over to the other.

“Please, let me help you up, you look like you’re going to topple over.” He sighed, “I’m Link by the way, what’s yours?”

The boy scrunched his nose and gave him a skeptical look, “What do you mean your name is Link, that’s mine.” Wow, other Link was rude. “I mean then again, I’m seeing a short red colored man riding Din knows what, so I guess I shouldn’t judge.” Other Link adjusted his glove, revealing a small spark of triangular shaped light.

“Legend,” the Skyloftian gasped, reviving a confused look from the other, “Can I call you Legend? You know, because you’re also a hero of Legend?”

Other Link - now dubbed Legend flashed a mischievous grin, “Only if I can call you Master Shortpants.” He tossed over a postcard, “It looks like it’s for you, and it’s from LD something.”

Master Shortpants returned the smile, “Alright Legend.”

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Final race, Hyrule Circuit. The chosen hero marveled at how advanced the world around him has become, standing at Third, Legend in second, really puts into perspective the true art behind these races.

“Ready Master Shortpants?”

“Only if you are, Legend.”

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“Hey,” Sky stood up from his seat, and reached into his pocket, “Remember this?” A flash of gold flickered in the champion’s eyes as he gazed into the trophy.

“Master Shortpants?” Wild’s voice hesitated, unsure of if his brother was, also his brother? Time stuff is way too confusing, thanks a lot, Mario.

“Glad to see you, Legend.”

“What do you mean you’re glad to see me? You see me everyday for Hylia’s sake!” The veteran grumbled.

“Don’t slander Sun’s name!” Sky grinned, gazing at his brother.

“Unless you wanna topple over!” The duo’s hands slapped together, “But seriously, can you help me up? It’s been a while since I used this thing.”

“Of course, Champion.”

“Okay what the f*ck is going on???”

LOLLL

#lu wild #lu sky #lu legend #mario kart #EYYY #or is it eight?#I always thought it was EYY

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dreaming-of-lu · 2 years

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another thought incoming

Should this be a trigger warning? imma go ahead and say yeah? just in case.

Can you just imagine First is in shock when you turn down his heavy praises that he sings to you? Honestly, he’s so use to worshipping Hylia and laying down every single praise in the damn book to her that she’s preening in them like a pompous peacock. (yeah, I’m gon slander her too, so sue me.) She takes advantage of it and it’s sad for the first hero cause ya know, he got lied to, used and ended up dying in the end.

Imagine having to teach him that he doesn’t need to worship every single tiny thing you do, that he doesn’t have to get onto his hands and knees before you and sing praises. That you’re not like Hylia at all, just his simple affections like cuddles, soft kisses, nicknames and hugs are just enough for you. Imagine having to help him learn and undo the damages that Hylia did to him, making him come to realization that what happened to him was not okay. Imagine just holding him tight as he quietly shed tears in your arms, feeling defeated and lost for the first time in his life. He deserves all the good things in the world.😔

or ooooo another thought, nothing too sad

If you ever played DnD (Dungeons & Dragons), there are different classes and the one I’m going with are Druids. Druids wield nature-themed magic, they deal with healing spells even tho life clerics are better with them but I’m getting off track here. They deal with nature forces and primitive elements, they can talk to/hear plants and animals and can even transform into animals themselves.

Imagine you’re traveling with the chain, confused just as them as to why you’re there and you just automatically on the spot know Twilight is Wolfie. He came prancing into the camp and you’re minding your own business, speaking with Hyrule until you hear his voice. Confused of where he was at until you looked down and see this black and white wolf with markings on them. Putting two and two together, it really was not that hard to figure out it was Twilight.

‘Huh, is he also a druid???’

My god, the chaos that would happen.

#.bea rambles about shit #lu first x reader #first hero x reader #linked universe x reader #tw? maybe #lu twilight x reader

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st-hedge · 7 months

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*holds up hylia like a cat that has knocked off every ornament and refuses to use the litter box* *whispers* I don’t like u

#hylia slander

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cloudninetonine · 1 year

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Idk if this has been sent before but hear me out.

Player who disdains Hylia and isn’t afraid to hide it. They’re fine with Zelda being her reincarnates and all— “they’re Zelda. Not Hylia. Two different people. I like Zelda but not Hylia.”

I feel like those who are more tightly wrapped into their faith are like “… wait what—“ but not disrespectfully. Just confusion and it launches Player into this angry rant about how Hylia can gatekeep gaslight but not girlboss whatsoever.

“She tosses you guys aside like toys. She makes children fight her wars. She’s no benevolent protective goddess. She’s a bitch who can’t fight her own shit and is making you guys do it. I mean— come on, she used First to get her people to the sky and was fully aware he couldn’t defeated Demise! He deserved better! You all do! I disdain her and I will stand by it.”

NGL THEY PROBABLY SEND SOMEONE INTO A RELIGIOUS CRISIS 😭😭

I feel like Wild doesn’t have much faith in Hylia so he and Player are like 🤝 in that department. She left his home in a apocalyptic state of chaos and malice for a hundred years. Kids were born and raised with Calamity Ganon wrecking havoc, unaware that’s not how it should be. She let him fall. She put his Zelda through hell and then some. He does not have faith in her guiding hand if she allows that to happen despite being their so called “protector.”

This is a Hylia slander post, send tweet.

I feel like First is kind of flattered that you have beef with a goddess on his behalf. Like wow, thank you, someone has never took his well-being into thought when it came to his adventure. Thank you. Now hug him, he’s traumatized.

Honest to gods, Player probably has looked at the heroes and gone “oh honey… that isn’t normal” whenever Hylia did something bad. Especially if they’re blaming themselves—

I can beat Hylia in two minutes out of pure spite. And Player can too.

- 🪶

I AM A HYLIA SLANDERER SO YOU BEST BELIEVE PLAYER IS TOO AJNFNQMZMSMS

Honestly though, I can see that a few of the boys hold religion close to their hearts (I.e. Sky) so there's a bit of tension until Player drops the bombshell of 1) Hylia leaving First to fend off Demise by himself and 2) the fact that she was the one to get him stuck in that prison for so long.

And there's a lot of things Player had to explain that a goddess just shouldn't do

SO I SUPPORT EVERY BIT OF THIS

#cloud answers #Anon asks

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gaylactic-fire · 1 year

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Hylia gets way too much slander in the fandom for no real reason. But also I think BOTW Zelda should kill Hylia with her bare hands. She's earned it

#fires posts #ramblings #botw #Not you sksw Zelda.. you didn’t ask for this shit

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summertimemusician · 1 year

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Hylia fans, enjoyers, critics, slanderers, folks who like Linked Universe but are mine's, Legend's and Time's spirit animals in wanting to vibe check a goddess for what she did with them and First, an idea/sleep deprived headcanon for y'all. Just an idea that will be completely obliterated by Tears of the Kingdom but hey I can dream.

Hylia, but she purposefully uses the appearance of each of the Zelda's depending on who she's dealing with, but just a bit... Off, Lullaby, but her head moves like an owl's, too bird like in nature for it to look normal (alluding to her connection to the Loftwings), Dusk, but her lips don't move when she talks, her voice booms like thunder but is as soft as a breeze, Flora, whose words feel scorching like an inferno and sitting near a crackling fire at the same time, just a bit grating but you can't help but be comforted, wanting to get close, wanting to stay close. Artemis, but her eyes are blank, not even how the Light Spirits portrayed the Interlopers in Twilight Princess, straight up no iris or pupils, because 'eyes are the window to the soul' an deities wouldn't leave theirs, if they even have any, open to anyone to use, her looking at you makes it feel as if you have just been flayed open from neck to gut, your organs on display, a bone deep cut of too much knowing, does she know it? Knows your deepest secrets? Your deepest fears and insecurities? The things you would want no one to know? Will she execute you for them or will she accept you for a it?

Just saying, if y'all don't want to go full on monstrous (though if ya ask me monstrous Hylia is PEAK), uncanny valley is always a good idea as any, maybe have her wear a bird mask to 'hide' her identity so that it gets harder to tell, make it so that her voice and speech patterns are all of rh Zelda's melded together. Remember, Hylia's form in the manga was as close to a human as she could make it probably because she didn't want to scare First/The First Hero off (because ya know, deities are basically living concepts, they can have multiple forms and usually looking at their true ones is a bad move, hence why many of them shape shift in myth), Sun/Skyward Sword Zelda is her human vessel, but who's to say after so many years from there some things wouldn't start slipping through the cracks? It's in the subtleties, the very, very subtle differences that tell anyone the Zelda's aren't human, but the vessels or something much bigger than them, something which is always on the edge of time, waiting. Watching.

Also, if we go the Tears of the Kingdom theory route, or a ghost Chain in general, I also proposed Ghost Zelda's, all of them by Flora's side, but she could only really see or talk to them after she unlocked her powers and the differences between them and Hylia is very, very obvious once you start looking at it.

Plus, if we are possibly seeing the 10.000 years ago Zelda, then I propose we just leap and see them all after so long. Or that BOTW Link/Wild also can see the 10.000 years Catalyst Hero, or the rest of the Links and/or dives into their memories for maximum emotional damage, in this essay I will-

#Summer Rambles Headcanons about Loz and LU #most likely incorrect ones #loz #linked universe #legend of zelda #legendofzelda #link #botw #breath of the wild #lu wild #goddess hylia #Hylia #lu lullaby #lu dusk #lu flora #lu artemis

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