Funny how after a fan saw TR at the airport all alone we stopped getting “ totally random “ Harry sightings in Japan . Its almost like he knows how not to get recognized
I hope Louis will be brotherly supportive of his newly single bro bestie Harry now and look after him being “holed up together in their his North London home”.
Hairless Edition
Many tears, like the curls, have been shed.
“He’s acting!” “He’s balding!” they’ve said.
At U2’s Vegas home:
A shiny, sleek dome ...
Not the Sphere — Harry’s freshly shorn head!
Homeless Edition
The internet’s taking-the-piss-ing:
Harry’s house and his hair have gone missing.
Ol’ Ben’s attic shuffle’s
Now hotels with Russell,
While his husband squawks on about chicken.
Now we KNOW know that Harry is in promo season, as he’s being papped left and right, coming out of his friend’s house “bearded” as the article so aptly described it
Do you think that Taylor saw all the holivia walking so her team put the bicycling on the contract?
I hope both teams made an extensive list of all the ways Holivia was a total flop (because my god there were just so, so many missteps) and vowed to never repeat that shit in any way, shape, or form.
So far, so good. Trading out the zombie walks for a Lime Bike sponsorship seems like a better idea anyway. Harry can seen without having to stop or be approached by strangers. The safer option would just be a car service but that doesn’t make for great pics.
sorry for stunt talk but hussell is so boring and irrelevant in my mind that i forget they’re supposed to be dating. truly the definition of go girl give us nothing
For it to be pr I thought there had to be lots of staged photos of them together and Harry's not even working right now
Every photo we see of them together is staged, love. He’s keeping himself in the public eye while he’s “not working”. He’s not going to simply disappear for a year or two if he’s planning to drop another album. Celebrities don’t go into hibernation between projects. Doing a PR relationship is a very simple way to keep his name in the press and his face on front of fans. And it involves minimal effort on his part.
Think of it this way: if Harry Styles was actually on vacation with his partner, he would not show up in the most touristy areas of each city and walk up and down the main streets, around and around for however long, until someone notices him and takes a photo. He just wouldn’t. Do you actually think he’s been so careless all these years and been photographed over and over again with every girlfriend he’s had?
The only part of their relationship that’s real is that they’ve both signed a contract to pretend to be in a romantic relationship in order to each get promo.
New actress, same script: Harry’s coupled.
The effect is publicity doubled:
He gets post-tour mentions,
Her name gets attention
From an audience easily hustled.
alright i was convinced by the gc (didn’t even take a lot to do so)
i’ve seen pics of harry and taylor at her shows, and well, she’s touching him a lot, but he’s barely touching her. his hand is always apart from her, in a very awkward position
and then look at harry talking to that guy, he’s touchy, putting his hand on his shoulder. doesn’t look awkward
(then there’s the handholding video where he was basically pulling her. like my dude, slow down a bit, you’re gonna hurt her shoulder)
it’s just very funny to me (and honestly don’t take it very seriously because it’s just observations) that my man looks so awkward with the girl he’s supposedly seeing and looks more free with a stranger