been at this job for 2 months and they are still telling us all to slow down our work process and focus on "quality over quantity" basically bc they don't have enough SMEs to QA/QC everything (time for them to act on the promotion they have already dangled before me! i will help QA... for a price) and today's meeting was hilarious bc my SME got really close to just saying "don't work," he was like "heyy guyss... we're working from home... just chill...... it's a good gig... don't stress..... take your time..." i can read between the lines. time to take a paid yoga break.

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight

Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?

Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him

Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?

Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?

Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:

Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it

*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*

Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything

Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:

Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions

you've been friends with bakugo since you could crawl. you know every single thing about each other.

he knows your favorite colors. you know his ears turn red when he's lying. he can always make you laugh with that intoned snark, no matter how annoying he is.

you can easily follow the way his lip curls with a sneer, pink and plush in all the ways a childhood friend shouldn't look. he can make out the distinct smell of your perfume... vanilla.. cherries... and something else. something entirely you. he can't keep his eyes from crossing, just a little.

when he can't bear your gaze any longer, he pulls you into a firm but uncharacteristically gentle headlock. there's a spot underneath his ribs that's particularly ticklish; you only use it as a nuclear last resort when escaping his all-too-beefy chokehold - jesus when did he get so big

Thank you for doing the lords work ❤️ this might have been requested already but can you do a jealous Ascended Astarion? Like he’s at his Palace party and he notices someone touch his consort’s arm from the corner of the room

Consort? Gale? Consort Gale? Yes please 🦇

I don't know how everyone isn't also always constantly thinking about how burial rites seem to be potentially one of the few things Siffrin instinctively remembers about their culture. But rest assured. I am in fact always thinking about it.

Textless version where they're just hanging out. It's fine!

*as I report a s*xual bot* the only lust I feel is bloodlust.

hey. it's 3am. sigma in the microwave, ok?

Kingdom Hearts - Hollow Bastion

always check on the goalie || BOS @ FLA | 11.22.23

Thinking about George’s crash and Zhou’s crash at Silverstone. How George, acting on instinct, parked his car forfeited his race, and hardly thought about rushing to help in anyway he could. How he talked about how scared he had felt, and how worried for Zhou he had been. How he found himself in a situation that must have been one of his worst fears and they didn’t red flag the race for him. Despite how much he was asking for one. No. They had him sitting on the track, unable to see the cars coming at him, trapped and frantically looking around waiting for that impact. Its horrifying. It shouldn’t have happened to anyone, and the fact that George showed his true character by immediately placing another drivers safety first, but the sport couldn’t do that for him in return is so upsetting.

MOOOOoooom Phineas and Ferb put Dannos in my dash!

if i had a nickel for everytime i'd been emotionally affected by a blonde fictional man, i would be so rich, i would be swimming in billions.

caught the sprace bug in 2023 lol. i blame tommy bracco's arms, eyes, and smile, in that order. 🥲💖

do you ever feel like life is moving too fast and there’s just not enough hours in the day to do everything

started thinking about being hunted by a werewolf in a forest on the night of a full moon and taking her knot and ended up getting really really really carried away