the mash...! they’re going to pride!

(do not fight me over any of the flags/identity headcanons)

bonus old man ally:

Under the Stars (1900-5) Edvard Munch / Comrades in Arms: Part 1 (1977) M*A*S*H / Vampyre II (1895) Edvard Munch

fake mash plot — “ benjamins and margarets “

a patient who shares hawkeye’s name but detests him for no discernible reason makes hawkeye doubt his relationships with his friends at the 4077th , and his unexpected refuge is in margaret , who has her own struggles when she dislikes a nurse that reminds her a little too much of herself .

Hawkeye (left) and Margaret (right)

I ship houlihawk but Margaret is his boyfriend and Hawkeye is her girlfriend.

Margaret: Okay, here's the plan-

Hawkeye: Excuse me? Who put you in charge?

Radar: ...You did.

Charles: You said “Margaret should be the leader.”

BJ: Then we voted and it was unanimous.

Klinger: Then you made her this little plaque that said “The Boss of Us” and you put sparkles on it.

Hawkeye: Valid points, all.

for my houlihawk friends

but the middle of a war could have been the perfect place for a marriage if it was Hawkeye/Margaret :(

M*A*S*H 3x19, Aid Station

roll on, roll on, roll on (and keep breathing) [MASH]

roll on, roll on, roll on (and keep breathing) (28282 words) by raven Fandom: MASH (TV) Relationships: Margaret Houlihan & Hawkeye Pierce Characters: Margaret Houlihan, Hawkeye Pierce, Charles Emerson Winchester III, Honoria Winchester, Kellye (MASH), B. J. Hunnicutt Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Roller Derby, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, hawk girl summer, Friends With Benefits, Friendship, friends with benefits is the reason for the pairing tags, Roller Derby, Queerplatonic Relationships

Hawkeye is sweet, fast and clever, and she skates like a demon. The only problem is, Margaret can't stand her. A roller derby AU.

margaret and bj and hawkeye had a drunken party where they burned all the pictures of sleeping frank burns that hawktrap had taken and given to margaret as a bit and this sealed their relationships forever

“They are role playing. Not in a sexual way, but a little kid way. He’s pretending to be a worm and she’s the gardener taking care of him. All couples need to do this more. It’s a good way to have fun.” — my friend Amanda trying to guess the context of this picture

I ship houlihawk, but not in a cishet way, in a t4t way. In a "both genderweird as fuck, let's hook up and maybe fall in love along the way" way