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#hot roach#myart#no the commissioner did not request that i give the roach rizz i just wanted to.#tw bug#tw roach#roach#cockroach#insect#insect tw
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Self-care spa date for kings <3
#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmd gifs#ida.stuff#ofmd 2x7#roach#fang#they're both so hot it's not fair
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Stede Bonnet's
Ship Ladder Skills:
An Evolution 🏴☠️
#atta boy#ofmd season 2#ofmd season 2 spoilers#our flag means death spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd stede bonnet#stede bonnet#rhys darby#crew of the revenge#ofmd jim#ofmd frenchie#ofmd oluwande#ofmd izzy#gifset#david jenkins#ofmd roach#ofmd s2 spoilers#now that's a ladder#very hot of him
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Roach on fire, whatever will he do? 😳
Got two versions cause I'm not sure which is better so yeah
#tried some new brushes#roach is my beautiful little pathetic babygirl#my tiny little skrungly#so small#and so hot#get it? hot? cause he's on fire-#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#roach call of duty#roach cod#roach#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty mwii#gary roach sanderson#gary sanderson#my art
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"So what's his damage," Soap whispers to him as he's floating above Ghost's sleeping form, in the plane on their way to Mexico.
Roach snorts. "Would be faster to tell you what's not broken, honestly. Though I guess his fiancé dying on him was probably the final straw, what convinced him to just... Close off, I guess."
Soap's face contorts in earnest empathy. "Ah shit, sorry," he says. "Did ye know them well?"
Roach just stares at him. From the little he's seen of him in the field, he's extremely competent, smart and resourceful. He's also apparently quite dumb. He's lucky that's exactly the kind of person Roach likes.
He sees the exact moment the realisation hits him, his pretty blue eyes going wide. "Oh, you're the- okay, damn, sorry man."
Roach chuckles. "You should have said 'that's rough, buddy'. It's been five years, I've accepted my fate. I'd just... Like for him to do the same."
Soap hums. "It's a complicated issue," he whispers. "But I have to say, most ghosts that haunt their partners like it better when they haven't moved on."
"Why would I want that," Roach frowns. "I want him to be happy. I want him to have friends. I want him to live his life."
Soap smiles.
"I'll have ye know I'm trying really hard to be his friend," he says.
"Don't take it personally when he treats you like an arsehole, it's on purpose, to make you flee and allow him to keep wallowing in his misery."
Soap nods. "Thanks for the tip."
"... You really mean it? You really wanna be his friend?"
Roach finds out right now and then that Soap's smile holds the power of the fucking sun.
"Yeah! He seems really cool and I love making friends."
That's a golden retriever in human form, Roach is sure of it now. A really pretty human form as well. Anyway-
"He's also really hot under his mask." Why did he say that?? Roach tries really hard not to facepalm. The man just met them, it doesn't matter if he knows he's Simon's type (and his), he just wants to be friends, what is he doing... He doesn't even know if he likes men! He can only blame that on the five years he spent without social interaction.
Not that he was that good at social interaction when he was alive, but that's not the point.
Soap sputters for a few seconds, cheeks pinker. That's... Interesting. Damn, he really has a one track mind sometimes...
"Hum, guid tae knaw," Soap says finally, his accent thicker. Is he that flustered? Does that mean Simon has his chances?
If someone had told him years ago that he would be flirting with a co-worker, as a ghost, on behalf of his unaware still living fiancé, he'd have laughed probably.
#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#gary roach sanderson#ghostsoaproach#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghostroach#soaproach#accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au#roach : i've assessed that you're a suitable love interest for simon but he's a bit... grumpy... so i'm gonna flirt with you for him#also roach : *falls in love with soap himself* oh no#soap being like 'damn why the fuck is everyone hot'
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fanning myself
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A meet-cute with a member (or all!) of the 141 where they come across you when you've been walking your dog, and she refuses to walk any further. She's only 40lbs*, but you're still struggling to carry her back home, and you keep having to stop and take breaks and gasp for air.
Cue 1 or more buff military dudes laughing, swooping in, and scooping up your dog as they ask you where you live. You try to insist it's no big deal and you can do it, but your dog is very happy in his arms and licking his face while he laughs, and you just end up helplessly following behind him while he jokes and carries your pup like she weighs absolutely nothing.
He/They definitely note down your address when you all arrive home, sneaking your dog a piece of jerky and bidding you farewell with a smile. He's/They're already planning to find out your dog-walking route, so he/they can "run into" you again.
*40lbs = 18kg
#Inspired by me struggling to lift my dog when she got jealous of me picking up and cuddling the cat#I could have used a big buff hot man to lift her for me 😔#This could be a very dark or a very cute fic#I love both options#Can you tell I was thinking of Soap/Gaz specifically when I wrote this?#Free prompt#I don't have time to write anymore so you're welcome to take it if you like it#cod#cod mw2#cod mwii#141 x reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#gaz x reader#price x reader#roach x reader
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How Jaskier met Pegasus:
A drunk post-mountain Jaskier "sneaking" into the stables and finding the nearest horse with white mane while he proceeds to cry into it: "Sorry horse, let me pretend for a minute, I need to get something off my chest. - You understood nothing, you dumb giant oaf! I couldn't have been more obvious these twenty years!"
The horse snorts.
Jaskier: "Oh my Melitele you even sound like that bastard!" - proceeds to cry and buys the horse the next morning for double it's worth.
#meanwhile geralt looks at roach and wishes her mane was a bit more curly#imagine geralt hot ironing roach's mane#and spraying perfume over her#jaskier doesn't have to do that as geralt already smells like horse and leather#incorrect witcher quotes#jaskier#witcher#witcher jaskier#geralt#witcher geralt#geraskier#kaer morons#pegasus
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alright people, you get a gay rabbit and a gay bear as a treat.
your welcome
reblogs appreciated
#so sorry I haven't posted any of my drawings in a hot minute#been busy with life lately#anyways#enjoy your food fronnie shippers#been obsessed with glamrock bonnies design lately#glamrock bonnie#glamrock freddy#fronnie#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#fnaf fanart#fnaf#my art#roach's drawings#roach's doodles#five nights at freddy's security breach
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#max polls#band polls#fall out boy#panic at the disco#3 doors down#hot mulligan#machine gun kelly#emarosa#papa roach#waterparks#bullet for my valentine#yungblud#paramore#new found glory#2000s bands#2000core#alt bands#emo bands#rock bands
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Hear me out--soapghost lesbians?
#SoapGhost#Call of Duty: Modern Warfare#Fanart#Look. The demon's won#i was not made to fight the urge to draw hot women i was not built to win that battle#i think theyre a bit butch4butch actually <3#lesbian yaoi really gets to the weakest of us all (me)#Roach's Choice#I am NOT beating the allegations and i am NOT getting well soon
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LINUS ROACHE as Fr. Greg Pilkington
1994 • PR♰EST • DRAMA, LGBTQ • dir. Antonia Bird
#linus roache#hot priest#filmedit#perioddramaedit#priest 1994#film#movie#antonia bird#period drama#lgbtedit#queer characters#queer media#1990s#filmgifs#moviegifs#greg pilkington#father greg pilkington#fr greg pilkington#beautiful men
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Limp Bizkit Anger Management Tour Shirt c.2001
#grungecore#limp bizkit#eminem#papa roach#clothescore#older brother core#nu metal#fred durst#chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water#2000score#mallgoth#the slim shady lp#2001#tshirtcore#losercore#stonercore#anger management tour#muttgirl
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I wanted to try and find my headcanon of Roach's face because for some reason my brain decided that I couldn't keep writing my fanfic if I didn't know what I wanted him to look like beneath his mask... So obviously the full picture wasn't planned. (Also I went the easy way for the background because I remembered that I wasn't getting paid anyway so why make myself suffer)
I don't know if the design is definitive, but I find him cute. I made him Welsh, because why not. He can bond with Soap over why the fuck do the English exist.
Anyway they're gossiping about someone at the pub like the little shits they are. Also I don't know if it's obvious or not, but Roach has the mask sun-tan line. Ghost does too. Speaking of Ghost, he's on the other side of the table, looking like that :
#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#simon ghost riley#soaproach#ghostsoaproach#ghostsoap#soapghost#they each have one dogtag from the other two (they lied about having lost the first pair to get another to have enough)#but they only wear the three when they're not on duty for obvious reasons#also i feel like not enough people know that british dogtags are round and not rectangular like the american ones#soap wears a kilt because kilts are hot and with his shirt it looks kinda punk i think#thistles are the flower of scotland btw (and one of my favourite flowers they're so pretty)#the piercings also don't stay on when they're on duty because of the risk of injury#ghost isn't listening to the conversation at all - there's too much noise to focus anyway and his bfs are way too pretty#my headcanon about roach is that he's not completely mute (after all he talks when he appears in the comics)#but he still goes non-verbal when he's overwhelmed or with people he doesn't like (out of spite) so he knows bsl#sorry if the text and the tags are a mess i can't remember the last time i slept#roach's hair is styled because they're on a date - it's usually a mess he has constant bed hair#look at that i remembered how to draw i'd be proud if i wasn't barely there lmaoo#it's my first time drawing burn scars but i think it's recognisable? maybe?#my phone makes it look way more yellow than my computer and i don't know which one is wrong so rip lmao too bad
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smoking is (still) hot
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