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I just remembered a time when I was younger (6th grade) where I was imagining waking up in the body of a beautiful woman getting dressed hot and going to pickup girls at a lesbian bar and I don’t think I took the time to really appreciate that a couple weeks ago I did literally exactly that
Dreams really do come true
#Im so serious tho#I love being a woman Im so much more confident#This hot dyke couple were just taking turns complimenting my jewelry#this very cute butch completely embarassed herself cause she was too flustered to remember how her pick up lines went and so just resorted#to calling me beautiful over and over again#I was making out with the hottest metalhead femme ive ever met and then this other girl came to sit in her lap just to kiss me#and then after she left me n metalhead hookedup in the bathroom and it was honestly just so fun#I love being gay#trans#mtf#transgender
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Elvis Top Three - Horny/Sexy Songs
Thank you @xanatenshi for the idea for this next question! Of course with Elvis being the sexiest man to ever exist, sometimes (a lot of times) that appeal oozed out into his music, especially when he would make those…noises. You know what I mean. 😉 So what are everyone’s top three sexy/horny Elvis songs? 🥵
Shake, Rattle and Roll (full version) - The verse that was edited out (“the way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin’ through, I can’t believe my eyes, all that mess belongs to you”) reminds me of what Elvis supposedly said to Kay Wheeler when they met - “Is this all you?” Oh my god, I would just die if he looked at me and said something that sexy. 🥵 Even without that verse, the song is full of innuendo and I love it. “You make me roll my eyes and then you make me grit my teeth.” I’m picturing a very specific scenario with that line…
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Steamroller Blues - Whew, hearing Elvis sing blues just does something to me, and again with the innuendo on this one! Please, Elvis, shoot me full of rhythm and blues or whatever else you want. 😉 Also I love how he pronounces cement like semen lol.
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It Feels So Right - Basically the whole Elvis is Back album is off-the-charts sexy, but this one in particular drives me wild. His intense vocal delivery makes me feel some kind of way, and I wish I could’ve seen him belting this out in the studio. “Nothing could be wrong that feels so right.” Describes my love for this man. ❤️
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Let’s hear your hottest takes on sexy Elvis songs! Anyone join in! 😘
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Vanity, Oh Vanity
With a chiseled jawline and sculpted muscles that are the result of countless hours in the gym, you must think you’re the spitting image of youth and physical perfection. You exude a confidence that's almost intoxicating. Your hair, a glossy waterfall of golden locks, is your crowning glory, accentuating your overly self-assured smile.
And if life is a game to you, "HookedUp" is your playground. Every day, hundreds of messages fill your inbox from men who would do anything just to get a response back from you. Your fingers dance across the screen, teasing and toying with these horny bastards who seek your attention. The thrill of the chase, the art of seduction—it's a game you play so masterfully. You revel in the attention, basking in your control of the chase, always one step ahead, relishing the power your beauty affords you.
But then, out of the blue, here comes a message from "Need2SuckNow." The profile picture stops you in your tracks—a chubby, bald man with a browless face and a ridiculous mustache. What a fucking loser! You laugh aloud, feeling a mixture of contempt and amusement. He is everything you are not, a stark contrast to your own graceful elegance. These are the guys that make you ashamed of the gay community. Horny, desperate fuckers who are so ugly that they shouldn’t be allowed to see the light of day.
That is, until he messages you. "Too good for me, huh? Well let's see about that.” Your laughter freezes in your throat. A chill runs down your spine, something about the message seeming too unusual just to ignore. You quickly try to block the account, but your app freezes up until you receive another chilling message.
"It must be easy to keep a clean face when you only have to shave once every week. But a mustache would look nice on your upper lip. Must suck that you can't get rid of it."
Your heart pounds as a sudden tingling sensation dances across your upper lip. You dash to the bathroom mirror, terror gripping you as you find a thick, bushy mustache sprouting uncontrollably. You can feel each hair pushing through your skin, an alien sensation that makes your stomach churn. In a panic, you grab your razor and try shave it off, but it grows back instantly, each hair thicker and coarser than before. Your face, once the epitome of smooth perfection, is now marred, the mustache making you appear like some kind of seventies porn actor.
Then a new message pops up: "Hmmm, even with that worm on your face, you're still undeniably sexy. Well, you were, until you lost your hair.”
Your heart hammers in your chest as a foreign sensation begins to crawl across your scalp. Your hair—once your golden crown, each strand lovingly styled and nurtured—begins to wither, shriveling up into thin strings of dull brown. You watch in the mirror, helpless, as each luxurious strand shrivels and falls like brittle leaves from a dying tree. Your scalp tingles with a sensation akin to thousands of tiny ants marching in unison, each step another hair lost, another cruel reminder of what you're losing. In mere moments, you go from a thick, glossy mane to completely and utterly bald, your scalp laid bare, smooth, and cold. The beautiful image you've spent you’re entire life crafting has shattered within mere minutes.
“Well look who went from twink to daddy! You would get to enjoy this if only you weren’t two cheeseburgers away from becoming a bear."
The words echo in your ears as you feel a strange bloating sensation work up your stomach. It starts subtly, a softness in the muscles you've worked so hard to sculpt. Your reflection warps as your once well-defined muscles begin to transform into flabby, gut-like masses. Each ripple and curve you've proudly displayed becomes obscured by an unwelcome softness. Your pecs, once firm and strong, sag into the unrecognizable shape of man boobs. Your abs dissolve into a paunch, like you’ve just drank four kegs of beer, and your arms have now become hefty wind sails.
You strain to move as your body expands, each part becoming softer and more unmanageable. The grace and ease with which you once moved are replaced by a sluggish, heavy feeling. You reach out, touching the body that was once your pride, feeling it jiggle back, unable to reconcile the stranger staring back at you.
A new message chills you to the bone: “And if that wasn’t enough, you might’ve still been able to get laid if you hadn’t shaved your eyebrows off, you nasty punk!”
Your heart lurches, and you instinctively reach up, touching the place where your eyebrows once framed your alluring eyes. They're gone. You feel the bare skin, smooth and empty, the absence more profound than mere hair. Your eyes, once highlighted by well-groomed brows, now stare back at you freakishly, wide and vulnerable, framed by a void that seems to laugh at your former vanity.
“And don’t think you can hide the new you from the world. It’s too bad that you have an insatiable need to get fucked in the kinkiest ways possible. Now that you’re the town whore, everyone knows that you will do anything to get filled.”
A shiver runs through you as a new sensation takes hold—an intense, overpowering craving for cock. It's not just a desire; it's a need, a hunger that gnaws at your very core. Your body aches with it, every fiber of your being consumed by a lust you've never known. You find yourself feverishly messaging guys on the app, the very desperation you mocked replacing the playful teasing that once defined your game. The desire to be filled with cum overshadows everything else, even as your transformed appearance continues to haunt your every move. It doesn’t matter who, you need cock, and you need it now.
The transformation is complete, the new you solidified, your username now the mocking reminder of what you once laughed at: Need2SuckNow. Your vanity, your grace, your confidence—all of it is gone, replaced by an insatiable hunger for cock that will not be denied.
You are Need2SuckNow, and the world will never let you forget it.
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Elvis' Funny Boner Bone
Oops, that was a typo I definitely meant bone!
Late night Saturday night Elvis game! If you know me, you know I have devoted my life to the Elvis' 60s Film Appreciation Society. It is a hard job, and god knows Elvis and every official (and unofficial) biographer works against me. But someone has to explain these movies were making money (and it wasn't because audiences were dumb).
I know he wanted to be taken serious as a dramatic actor, but it's my opinion that he really honed his comic talents in the 60s. I have a rolodex in my head with all my favorite scenes that I like to flip through to cheer myself up. Here is one from Girl Happy!
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What are your favorite funny scenes from an Elvis movie? Reblog and share!
tagging a few people, but anyone should play!
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#elvis presley#hollywood elvis#elvis film appreciation society#60s elvis#elvis comedic genius#that's right i said genius#those tickets were selling themselves#he was good at this#you cannot blame him for unimaginative scripts#Youtube
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Why Can't You See What You're Doin' To Me? Taglist Post
Just making myself a taglist post with everyone I've gathered up so far. Existing people: please let me know if I need to make any changes. Hopefully I haven't missed anyone so if I have please let me know. And if anyone who isn't on here yet sees this post and wishes to be added just let me know and it shall be done. Thanks y'all!
@thatbanditqueen, @be-my-ally, @ellie-24, @whositmcwhatsit, @vintageshanny, @from-memphis-with-love,
@xanatenshi, @karel-in-wonderland, @peskybedtime, @alienelvisobsession, @louisejoy86, @artlover8992, @windsofthesea, @gayforelvis, @notstefaniepresley, @lovininapinkcadillac, @dkayfixates, @jaqueline19997, @presleyenterprise, @crash-and-cure, @literally-just-elvis-fics, @wildhorseinkansas, @tacozebra051, @lookingforrainbows, @spooky-hazex, @powerofelvis, @ashtag6887, @myradiaz, @richardslady121, @elvisrealgf, @genetakovicluvr, @thetaoofzoe, @mydarlingelvis
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#elvis presley#elvis#elvis presley fanfiction#elvis fanfiction#elvis fanfic#elvis x oc#elvis fandom is the best#why can't you see what you're doin' to me#tag list#reader feedback#fanfic is a community activity. its stories by a bonfire#ao3
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Pacer Burton's Bio Card
Thanks for the feedback @arrolyn1114. Shout out to @xanatenshi who really likes Flaming Star.
Tagging: @presleyenterprise, @dragonkingsdaughter, @she-is-juniper, @vintagepresley, @azzypog, @p0lksaladannie, @gayforelvis, @ash-omalley, @mercsandmonsters, @dontcrydaddy, @animalloverthingsss, @thetaoofzoe, @presley72elvis, @areacodefan, @illtakeyouhomeagain, @myradiaz, @lookingforrainbows, @mydarlingelvis, @cherhorowitzes, @raelynndoyle, @leopardandstuds, @thedaisymaisy, @all-hookedup-on-elvis, @ab4eva, @just-another-boring-bisexual, @ellie-24,
@ilivebecauseiamforced, @foreverl0cked, @tupelomiss, @aliengoth3, @wildhorseinkansas, @jaqueline19997, @spooky-hazex, @powerofelvis, @unclecrunkle, @aaron57070, and @tacozebra051.
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Prompt: "C'mon daddy, just a quick one"🥵🥵🥵
Please feel free to write a fanfic with this, girlies
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#writing prompt#elvis presley#elvis fans#elvis the king#70s elvis#elvis ai#big daddy elvis#elvis fic
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#spun sex #. spun #blowing clouds #smoke meth #blowing clouds #smoke meth #shards #litecoin #little mix #drug addiction #pp clouds #hookedup #hook em horns #hookah #spun sex #blowing clouds #smoke meth #shards #php clouds #pp slam #drub addict ##meth addict #guys who do meth
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as much as timmy and taylor would be cute.
Alot of the evidence is wishful thinking. They were never seen together outside of them promoting their film. Timmy also clearly stated on many occasions that hes not looking for anything serious, especially after lily. Like this is coming from timmy himself.
I do belive they are really good friends.
Timmy and kylie while crazy and there is a strong chance tge rumour is false. Its believable in the sense that they probably hookedup. Plus we just fooling around with the rumours.
Yea, who knows what the deal is honestly?
I just eat my popcorn 🍿 until smthg valid comes out lol 😆 But yea, I haven't seen much that leads me to believe that TNT have a relationship going on outside of press tour closeness and simple friendship.
Maybe they will prove me wrong one day, but right now, I'm not seeing it.... 🤷🏾♀️
Even with Tomdaya (who were EXTREMELY private) were at least in the same place together and would be spotted hanging out together on MULTIPLE occasions outside of work engagements. You even had them going out of town together and being spotted in NYC together, or visiting each other on set.
Like, how ppl actually thought those two were "just friends" in the 1.0 era is just BAFFLING to me lol. 😂 At the VERY least they were giving off "we're hooking up" teas lol 😆
With TNT, I haven't even seen this little bit of proof. He even supposedly switched his hotel from hers when they were both in town for that fashion show. Let me tell you, no FWB, let alone boyfriend is doing that okay lol? 😏
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@remington1816 @bushnell_official @federalpremium #farmponding #fishing #rippinglips #thecolonel #hookedup #getsome #fish #sportfishing #lake #river #creek #rodsquad #creeksquad #rodfather (at Odessa, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClKb1C0L9VZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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From almost getting hookedup with someone to having a monthly dinner date with vodka and then shedding tears of enlightenment during my 'Let's All Discuss My Life Choices' therapy sessions, it's safe to say my year was an award-winning drama series in itself.
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Elvis Top Three - “Love” Songs
It’s been a minute since my last top three question, and with Valentine’s Day fast approaching (I’ll be celebrating with my beautiful man pictured above lol), I decided to go with your top three Elvis songs that have the word “love” in the title! Let’s hear it! ❤️
It’s Only Love – I’ve just been on a kick with this one lately. I absolutely love the way he delivers the line “I’ll take my heart and my pride and just throw it aside.” I can’t explain it, but I could just listen to that over and over again.
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Without Love (There is Nothing) – This is one of my all-time favorites. His performance is so heart-felt, it just melts me into a puddle. “I had conquered the world, but what then did I have? Without love I had nothing at all.” I have to imagine that in his lonely moments this rang very true.
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Love Me – This is classic for a reason. I love probably every single performance of this song, from baby Elvis all the way throughout his career. Somehow it sounds perfectly suited to him in every era. And wanting to feel someone’s love no matter how they treat you? So relatable.
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Anyone please feel free to participate! 😘
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