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aurosoulart · 3 months
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alright. that's it. technology has gone too far
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d0d0-b0i · 1 year
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HOLY SHIT!!!!
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the-owl-tree · 1 year
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I know you haven't posted a profile leader of the isekai girls' clan yet, and if you don't have all the details for them ironed out yet (besides Honeypaw and Frostblaze both being the leaders kits) that's all good. But while looking at your latest post about the au, it got me thinking: how do you think the leader feels about 'Honeypaw''s sudden personality change, unnatural (because they're human moves) new fighting style, and tendency to walk on her hind legs? Because I'd imagine even if they weren't particularly close before Honey replaced her, it'd definitely be eyebrow raising to someone who knew her beforehand.
i'll definitely be putting the parents on my to-do list since I have thought of them, mainly because my inspiration is a mix of things that made go oooh yes or pissed me off so badly i stole them JUST to tear them apart in this lol
Honeypaw's relationship with her father, Owlstar, is strained. His relationship with her mother is purely political: he wants an heir, she wanted to join their Clan. In the books (from Frostblaze's perspective), he's written as an aloof but noble cat who can be stern but only because he cares. In the "real" world of the book...he's a standoffish, absent father who cares little about Honeypaw (due to her lack of resemblance to him) and often speaks of his disappointment (despite him having little presence in her life to guide her).
When the real Honeypaw is killed, he is sad and he does grieve...but doesn't stay for the ceremony. When she does come, he's happy! He welcomes her, nuzzles her in greeting, and visits her in the medic's den as she recovers...but it's also stilted, awkward, and suffocating for them both. He says very little and sometimes scolds her for her recklessness (and while in the book this is passed off as him "caring but struggling show it", in practice...it just comes off as apathy to Honey & Honeypaw).
I'd imagine her first few moons of weirdness is him passing it off as a cry for attention until it continues...and not only does she no longer seek his approval, she actively avoids him. Honey would realize his and Honeypaw's relationship is strained pretty early on and, to keep Honeypaw from being in a bad mood and also to avoid having her own father scold her (her body more than her soul), basically stays out of his way.
I can't imagine he'd investigate too much, he's more preoccupied with his successful heir (even if he can't reveal her yet). It's only when Honeypaw continues to poke around, find out more secrets than she's supposed to that he begins to really question what's going on.
Honeypaw's mother, Beesnap, is also different than in her story form. In the book, she's written as a volatile, self-absorbed mother who defends Honeypaw with her fierce temper no matter what her daughter does. When Honey actually meets her? Beesnap is a rogue-born she-cat and her status as truly a member of the Clan is always being questioned. As a result of being isolated and demeaned, she put on a facade of confidence and snootiness, intent on not letting them get to her. When Honeykit was born, her only daughter, she vowed to make sure her child had a better life in the Clan than she'd be given - resulting in her fierce outbursts to defend her child. Owlstar is absent in Honeypaw's life and that only made Beesnap more focused on protecting her.
Beesnap knows something's going on with her kid but doesn't confront her for some reason. She becomes a cat that Honey goes to advice to often when Splashpaw is busy. Eventually I think Honey does try to reveal the truth...but Beesnap probably doesn't take the fact that her beloved daughter's been body snatched very well.
Her unnatural behavior does freak them both out, Beesnap keeps having to whisper for her daughter to stOP WALKING LIKE THAT EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOU-
ty for asking!! i kind of went off topic but your question got me thinking so i ended up rambling lol both of these guys are mainly inspired from how wc and these specific webcomics treat parents and i think that shows
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krisget-thebanana · 10 months
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Thinking about this scene
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drusic · 1 year
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FUCKING DESERVED!!!!!!
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luvlyycy · 1 month
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HIDAN DIRTY TALK DURING SEX ?? — 🍷
sigghhhhh, stupid sexy hidan. praying on his downfall. tw, spit kink, dog/owner kink (?) , bunch of other nasty shit :/
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"Hahhhh, fuuuuckkk. Stupid slut's g'nna make me cum!"
"Silly bitch, huh? Such a silly little cunt!"
"Awwhhh, don't cry. G'nna make me cum inside, babyyy.."
"Hah--hhh. Holy shiiiitt.."
"Suck that fucking cock baby.."
"You're MY cockwhore right? My stupid little slut, yeah? Yeah."
"Say ahhhh ! Wanna cum on those pretty teeth."
"Sliiiiiiiideeee it innn,,, jus' like that... ooouuhh, fuck."
"S'fuckin' tight... cunt's suckin' me in like she love me!!"
"Open up so I can spit in your fucking mouth."
"Slap those pretty fuckin' tits f'me."
"Oh yeah, oh yeah.. squirt all over me, ya dirty slut."
"I see you creamin' all over my cock..Greedy cunt, aintcha?—"
"Bark for me, stupid bitch—"
"Such a fucking mutt!! Ohhh shit."
"Want me to breed ya?? Yeah?? Knew you were dumb."
"You're my fucking dog!— Bark!"
"I want you to drink my cum outta bowl... so hot.."
"G'nna fill up this greedy cunt with my cum!"
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nocinovae · 6 months
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I tried I really tried to watch Bad’s eggpire anniversary watch party and recap. But literally a few seconds in just brought back FLASHBACKS. God even tho I like DSMP in concept. I cannot actually deal with those memories anymore holy shiiiitt
Like full knee jerk reaction. >-<
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hellhoundlair · 2 years
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im sorreyyyy no one caressss but the cram dynamic?? cram???? holy shiiiitt.....
i just really like that crowley is v fliratious with sam but its like ofc theyre never gona have a THING. sam rolls his eyes or ignores it whenever crowley makes comments. Sam is the furthest thing away from being interested. Any time he has to work with crowley on anything they have and whenever crowley tries to pick at sams emotions or at anything deeper sam shuts it down. sam keeps their interractions very surface level.
Then the THIRD TRIAL happens. Theyre both exhausted and in pain and locked in a church together and sam is going to kill crowley once its all over and emotions are HIGH. And we get to see them almost bonding and we see their similarities. And crowley is half out of his mind at the time and hes just putting it all out there. Hes desperate and so so human and confiding in sam abt guilt and religion and forgiveness and its INSANE!!!! sams interractions w crowley up until their point are mostly 'im going to fucking kill you' or 'we are working together but ur on thin fucking ice' but sam kinda,, comforts him here? Tells him that he is capable of working towards forgiveness and that he can be better. This is also personal for sam (giving others the forgiveness and kindness that he wasnt shown when he want down the 'wrong path'. I love u sam) and its. its SOOO MUCH. Just the way theyre both losong it and confiding in eachother and its probably the first time in centuries crowley has talked abt him emotions like this its such a good episode.
and then once its over and the trials failed and crowley and sam are no longer inhibited by blood loss, fever, pain and human blood, their dynamic is back to normal. crowley makes his crude remarks that sam doesnt entertain but now theres something deeper to them. crowley feels a sense of attachment now. a sense of longing on crowleys side. hes opened up to sam and hes had his blood inside of him and its like he wants what they had in the church back. And maybe sam doesnt feel the same, or maybe he sympathises more with crowley now. like he wants to be proved wrong that crowley is an evil guy who cant help being evil. and maybe they should also hold each other tenderly then fuck nasty idk.
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stonerpsii · 24 days
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I'm also about to be high (edible kicking in ) but already gonna take another i think bc I wanna be fucking goneeeeeee floating in bliss with no brain no memory just feels so gooodddd
holy shiiiitt annon i was thinking the same fuckin thibg,,, my tolerance is so low now i am blasted on a single 5mg edible, ,, forgot waht that was like ehehe.. .now time to. have a nother 5g :3
here's to bliss, anon!
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sonicaspeed123 · 9 months
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"Aw man idk i just havent been feeling sona/dow very much lately maybe i've lost interest completely" (picks up the divorce fic i started over a year ago) "holy shiiiitt this this this this theyre so fucked up theyre tearing each other apart with good intentions this rules"
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astranva · 2 years
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OMG I LOVE OLIVIA SO MUCH
HOLY SHIIIITT QUEEEN BEHAVIOR!!!
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oddfluphenazine · 5 months
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you silly (insane ass) homefucks are filling my notifications holy shiiiitt
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smashlovesscream · 6 months
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I JOINED ONE
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anyway new oc progress
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT IT???
HELP???
CREATIVE PERSON ALERT
DETERMINED PERSON ALERT HOLY SHIIIITT
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numberonepartyboy · 7 months
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I CANT BELIEVE THEY GAVE COLE A BF HOLY SHIIIITT OUDUSJAKAKSNkandkq
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maythray · 7 months
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CATEYAMAS IN THE US HOLY FUCKING SHIIIITT
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moremaybank · 8 months
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i didn't know I needed bartender!jj until I read that holy shiiiitt....
-🫶 anon
TRUSTTT i need him so bad
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