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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 2 months

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robert evans continuing to be my hero

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 2 months

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Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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WELL BOYS WE HAVE DONE IT, 5 ROSES ARE COMPLETE AND ARE READY TO BE GIVEN TO LOVED ONES

Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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Catoru is the cutest

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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my little meow meows

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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The face of a cat who's done something and just waiting for you to figure out what...

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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I don't need sleep, I need an UPDATE!!!!!!!

Ok, so, third rose is almost done, all I would need to do is glue them together

forth rose is almost done as well, we are getting closer to the end

Big petals left: 7

Med petals left: 8

3 days left: 15 petals left

Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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Late UPDATE 2: Electric boogaloo

I didn't update yesterday because I was too goddamn exhausted from work

Always lavender rose is done, 3 more roses left

Big petals left: 8

Med petals left: 14

4 days left: 22 petals remain

Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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A bit late but still an UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so, lavender rose is almost done

Big petals left : 8

Med petals left : 25

Small petals DONE!!!!!!!!

6 days left: 33 petals left

Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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Another day another UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so, I'm almost done with the small and big petals

Big petals left: 8

Med petals left: 29 (Jeez I need to focus on these more)

Little petals left: 5

This doesn't account for the sepal or the leaves ( 4 and 11 respectively)

In other news the palms of my hands hurt less but my fingers are locking up

I knew this was going to be a big project but holy shit was I way over my head with this one

7 days left: 42 petals left

Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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UPDATE!

Ok, so, in order to save my hands from dying the big petals will be kept at the same amount as their pattern which is 5 per flower

(Except the lavender one, that will get the true double treatment because I have already made the big petals for it. I also don't wanna try to search for a lighter color of yellow.)

So that makes it 110 petals that need to be made

Good news I've already finished a rose so that is officially 21 petals completely down.

8 days left: 50 petals left

Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

#Crochet #crochet roses #the things i do for love #damn my over ambitious brain #My hands have been slightly saved #still need to make leaves and other bullshit #However Im getting farther than I thought I would #Jester things #fool activites #help

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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Ok, so, I'm a fuckin idiot

Nothing new

However I decided that for Valentine's day that I was going to crochet 5 roses, 4 yellow , 1 lavender

However it ain't the beginner roses

No no no

I had to make it difficult on myself and use a pattern that I have too make 13 petals for + 1 flower sepal + 3 leaves

No only that but my over ambitious brain decided to DOUBLE the petal count

So originally I only had to make 65 petals and I had the pattern for everything

NOW I have to make 130 FUCKIN PETALS plus make a new sepal pattern

So this is a count down until the 14th and how many petals I still have to make

9 days left: 79 petals left

#Crochet #crochet roses #Im going to murder my hands #help #ive created a hell of my own making #the things i do for love #damn my over ambitious brain

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 3 months

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Behold! A fool stuck inside the Tumblr zoo

Watching a tumblr post I’ve seen on actual tumblr appear in a YouTube compilation or on some other app always feels like how I imagine wild life photographers must feel when they see an animal in the zoo they’ve photographed in the wild.

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someone-random-might-be-a-jester · 4 months

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