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onsunnyside · 2 years

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I stumbled over this and thought of you. Who do you think this fits best? 🥵

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60252108ada2b

stumbling over porn and thinking of me ?? one of the best compliments I've ever got I think. oh goodness, I literally can't choose so let's dive into my multiverse and see how it fits these daddies: ft. holy grail!Ransom, flamingo king!Ari, captain's legacy!Steve (dark!Steve)

Holy Grail!Ransom: this is one of your most popular videos with him and everyone recognizes that hand with the gold pinky ring and the cocky voice commanding you to "squirt like a fucking whore."

He drags this on for almost too long, pulling orgasm after orgasm from your trembling body and making you soak straight through the towel, ruining your new panties (he promised to buy you as many pairs as you wanted afterward).

Ransom, the tease, never takes off your panties, choosing to tease your viewers by rubbing and slapping your puffy folds through the cotton, showing his wet fingers to the camera.

He even prods at your hole, watching your jaw fall slack, "dumb baby, you think I'm gonna finger you now? Can't do that when you have these filthy panties on, don't you know any better?" He tsks and rubs your hypersensitive clit, making you squirt with just a few taps. "Poor girl, sorry fellas, she can't even speak."

That's when he ends the video with a close up of your ruined face, all sweaty and covered in spit, "You know, I think you're ready for me, baby." He traces your lips, groaning as you immediately suck them into your mouth, hungrily collecting your arousal, "Good girl, so good for daddy. It's time to tell all your fans goodbye, baby."

Flamingo King!Ari: Ari is a slut as dirty as they come, he'd plan this all out and have a day dedicated to ruining as many pairs of your panties as he can. First it started with coming in your panties, making you walk around the park with his load against your core. Then, it was grinding, either on his thigh or on a pillow.

Finally, he got onto rubbing over your petals, even mouthing against them, soaking the fabric with his spit and your slick—you thought that was his favourite little project.

Then, he spotted the camera on your desk, one he didn't buy you, and he knows you didn't buy it either.

He yanks your panties between your folds as you weep into a pillow, gripping his wrist. The cotton is soaked through, your clit begging for his skin, his mouth, but he doesn't give in. He wants you to cry for it, beg like his little sugar for his bare touch.

"What a good girl," He groans, holding your body down as another high topples over and you squirt. His hand roughly swatting your cunt, each slap makes your juices spray everywhere all over your pretty bed. He would feel bad if you didn't tell him that camera was a gift from a certain geek.

When some of your squirt even gets on the camera, he laughs, "Oops, you think Jensen will still take it back after that?"

Captain's Legacy!Steve: yet another installation of Arcadia's films, this one in particular is a punishment.

He's so mean about it too, roughly fucking your mouth with his hand as his other one spanks your cunt sore. Still fully clothed and hovering over you, he's got the camera angled right between your legs in perfect view of your messy pussy.

"See? It hurts, doesn't it?" He hisses, "This is what you get for losing a very special gift your boyfriend got you."

"I-I didn't lose it!" You cry out after he removes his fingers, smearing your spit all over your heaving chest, pinching your nipples, "Someone stole it, Steve—daddy, I promise."

He knows you didn't lose it and he also knows who took it—later, he'd have to thank Johnny for sneaking into Kappa Phi, but if he admitted that now, then he'd have to cut this punishment short. So he lied about it, faking hurt when he 'found out' about your so-called clumsiness, and acting heartbroken over the necklace that once belonged to his mother, now lost somewhere on the vast campus.

And you felt so guilty about it, even though you didn't want it at the beginning, seeing how upset he was about losing someone from his biological mother made you want to make it up to him. So you followed him to his room, missing the cocky smirks of his frat brothers as they knew exactly what was going to happen. After all, they had set up the camera for Steve.

"Someone fuckin' stole it, huh? Or you were too busy to even notice you left it some place?" Steve's zipper is about to burst, his cock has been hard since you teared up at his convincing performance. He loved seeing you cry. "You're gonna make up for it, for being a stupid little omega, got it?"

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mywingsareonwheels · 20 days

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Further to an extremely random conversation between my partner and myself last night while I was playing Little Alchemy 2:

#star wars #yes we are both in our 40s #why do you ask #monty python and the holy grail #polls #silly

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stars-inthe-sky · 8 days

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#happy birthday to me!#i have a mostly quiet day of passover prep and a little work #and i am amusing myself by circulating this to the well-wishers i think will find it funny #so far two people have said they’re stealing the bit for the future #which hopefully means i am indeed hilarious #monty python #monty python and the holy grail #eta: boyfriend chuckled and asked if this was a tumblr thing #and was impressed when i said no i had thought of this myself #(i did!)#(it was a surprisingly difficult gif to find!)

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ceilidho · 1 month

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the first time i read it was a long time ago but saltwater instantly became like my golden standard for ghost fics, i’m like if it ain’t got that ceilidho vibe it simply ain’t it for me sorry. girl you DID THAT! changed my life fr

🥺🥺 that's my baby!!!

#my gold standard is salome's man-sized fic if anyone's asking #holy grail to me #biblical even

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askalice-inequestria · 5 months

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"This is...more challenging than I thought...Prim Roses! No... Er...Mellow Meadows! It's good! But not mine.." -Alice

asked by @ask-gadzooks

Chapter 1 - A Fresh Start Start - Previous - Next

#mlp #mlp ask blog #chapter 1 - a fresh start #chrono #askalice inequestria #i heavily appreciate the monty python and the holy grail reference #you have great taste my good man

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officialspec · 3 months

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God I watched Severance and was like, this is the only show I'm gonna be thinking about forever.

Then I watched Scavengers Reign and my whole personality was rewired it's SO GOOD

TRULY like. theyre the only 2 shows i can think of where i genuinely cant think of a single thing i would change to make them better. flawless 10/10 no notes

#its REALLY hard for something to cross that line for me #a lot of my favourite stuff is in the 8-9 range but these two........... my holy grail #anyways watch severence and scavengers reign ok #(preferably pirated theyre both on stupid ass platforms that arent worth the money)#ask

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parisoonic · 10 months

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you draw like the official tf2 comics... i am EATING it

thank you! that was a fun excercise - it's always interesting to analyse why styles look Like That! some of it is technical (chunky thick black outlines w/ no broken lineart for easy point-and-click colour filling for a 70 page comic) others are more subtle (everything has 3 shadow tones more or less and you can have shadows WITHIN shadows which is crazy to me...i never do that in my personal art haha) I was learning how to draw people for the first time by looking at tf2 comics 12+ years ago so its makes sense that there's a bit of influence hanging around as the bedrock of my style even now

#asks #i think that picture is the one you're talking about! if not sorry for the tangent but thank you so much for the compliment : D #i aspire to be as solid as the tf2 comic artist/s. the casual sense of structure and solidity of form is really inspiring.#not to mention the excellent hand construction and lowkey BUT expressive faces and the holy grail - can actually draw shoes #i try not to look at them much/at all these days though as it'd be too easy for stuff to bleed in and im interested in other things #like line weight n tone and trying to improve my anatomy skills organically

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cuubism · 1 year

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now that i've managed to pull a few people's attention towards dream & art

please consider

edwin austin abbey's "the golden tree" but with hob, knight of the dreaming

#what's the context of this you ask? simple. it's the quest for the holy grail but the grail is dream's freedom #the sandman #hob gadling #dreamling #obsessed with this mural which is apparently more obscure than i'd thought #but abbey is so good his hamlet illustrations are incredible #fanartist extraordinaire amirite #btw pls go look at his whole quest for the holy grail series theyre magnificent #its art commentary night i guess

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jtl-fics · 11 months

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This came randomly to me but imagine an au where neil gets into the habit of doodling on andrew instead of his hw and one day he just draws the key that Andrew gave him from memory. And Andrew just. Gets it tattooed. From then on it opens a floodgates and anything that neil draws that Andrew likes gets just drawn on permanently

That's so sweet I think I'm getting a cavity!

I always think of Neil getting the Key (on his hip where Andrew kissed him during THE SHOWER SCENE) and Andrew getting the Keyhole over Neil's favorite spot to kiss on his neck (Andrew may in fact like Neil's fetish).

Nicky makes some jokes but for Andrew Neil unlocked a lot of stuff (feelings / experiences) for him and for Neil Andrew is home.

#I love Andrew immortalizing Neil's art tho #Like Andrew's a fridge for Neil's doodles #Andrew rocking up to a tattoo parlor like 'I need this EXACT. No artistic flourish nothing. I need this EXACT doodle.'#It's the bunny from the Holy Grail with an exy racquet #'He has a Vicious disposition' is right under it #It's on Andrew's calf #Ask #AFTG #Andreil

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yonderghostshistories · 5 months

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So… if I *were* to write a Black Knight origin story… what would you like it to include?

Well, if you were to write a Black Knight origin story, here's some ideas you could include:

-Why Black Knight never removes his helmut (probably cuz it's part of his Knightly duties of honour, but really cuz of an embarrassing facial injury maybe?)

-Black Knight becoming a bit bored during his time trying to await for a potential opponent to come their way and meet him

-Black Knight's lady friend/maiden that he meets by accident whilst she's/he's navigating through the woods

-How and why Black Knight has to guard and fight for honour

Uhh thanks for the ask!!

#monty python #monty python and the holy grail #ask

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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong · 1 year

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if i were an indian god i would wonder where half our pantheons melanin went

??junao was hogging the distributor??

#truly a villain #fuck if I know dude I don’t know why kama and Parvati can’t make their own avatars and have to crowdsource #from the holy grail. like kam you LITERALLY have had mortal avatars before why do you need this #random highschooler to manifest #my asks

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onsunnyside · 2 years

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I'm sorry... did i read that correctly? Ceo!stucky??? As an filthy rich ceo steve and bucky together discover camgirl!reader and take her /together/? I'm drooling. And shaking. And sweating wowitshotinhereimnervoussunny

hehe yes !! I’ve had all the characters and meetings planned since I started the fic, but I haven’t touched that draft in a couple months 😳 ceo!stucky are very dirty, probably even more bc I’m become an even bigger whore now !!

#fic ask #holy grail ask #itsokbestietheyredaddy #I love: wowitshotinhereimnervoussunny

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chrrywvea · 4 months

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at least once a day i remember that i met charlie cox a little more than a year ago & the serotonin is instantly back<3

#charlie cox #literally i cannot put into words how much i love this man #he was the sweetest #if anyone wants me to elaborate ask away bc i could talk about that day for hours #his two autographs are like the holy grail in my room omg #(he drew me a little tattoo agh)#miss him though #pls come back to germany for another con charlie #pretty please #daredevil #matt murdock #stardust #tristan thorn

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mygirljunhee · 6 months

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Whoever keeps putting Bang Chan in crop tops needs a raise 😫

soooo true anon ! I just wish the others (changbin) would get styled that way (if they want).

#bang chan has so many crop top looks & i wanna kiss his stylist on the mouth #changbin crop top... my white whale. my holy grail #need it more than i need air #anon #ask #stray kids

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musing-and-music · 23 days

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🐰✨

#the only rabbit i'm not is the monty python holy grail one #ask #scienceoftheidiot

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llitchilitchi · 1 month

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Did you have an AU where cDream, like, *was* the revive book? And he was locked up or something? I very vaguely remember it and I associate it with you but I don’t know if I’m just remembering it all wrong, apologies if so

that would most likely me be, and Aeri. the AU is most likely the holy grail AU and we both posted about the AU some but never much. c!Sam kept him around drugged up to behave so he could use him however he pleased and it helped grow the political power of the Badlands over the rest of the server - was that the one?

#asks #I completely forgot about that au #I think it should be on my blog if you look at the holy grail au tag

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