#holding a machete
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Writing patterns, tagged by @plethomacademia AND @chronurgy, lol, tagging whoever hasn't done it and wanted to (which is no one because I am. late.) and I might fudge it with some WIPs because I don't have ten things finished yet woops
Rules: list the first line(s) of your last 10 posted fics and see if there's a pattern!
you see my ghost and you'll never forget it || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
The Steel Watchers move across the end of the hall, neatly separating Ballard and his companions before any of them can notice, let alone react.
2. Third Time Pays For All || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
Ballard follows Gortash when he ducks out of the drawing room with a waved hand and self-effacing, breathless demur.
3. A Fine Night || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
The Tilted Magpie is warm and brightly lit, cheerful yellow-gold lamps hung everywhere to ward off the blanket of night.
4. An Ill Considered Bargain || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
Ballard has been complacent, quiet and observant as Gortash winds the ropes up his leg.
5. One for a Death, Two for a Pair || E The Dark Urge/ Enver Gortash
Enver Flymm sees the bird fall from the sky.
Aaaand cheating, none of the below are finished haha--these might change but in all honesty it would only be if I added something in before the first line. I self-edit so severely as I write that sentences mostly don't get put down until I'm convinced they're right, and final adjustments before posting are spelling errors/splitting paragraphs.
6. A Fine Night ch 2 WIP || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
The fire radiates heat and light, casting formidable shadows that plunge the room into a heavy darkness.
7. the black hand of bane or what the fuck ever WIP || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
“When you die,” Ballard asks suddenly, voice quiet still, thoughtful enough that it does not shatter the peace of the fire-warmed and paper-plastered room, “Bane will take your soul, correct?”
8. a sacrament to be taken kneeling WIP || E The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
They are still in bed when mid morning turns to noon.
9. noises in the night WIP || E pre-relationship Astarion/The Dark Urge
The days are long and bloody--even as their little ragtag group of would-be heroes expands, so too does the danger lurking in the trees and rocks around them.
10. all the breathless dead WIP || M or E? The Dark Urge & Orin the Red
For all that the small imp had said Ballard would not be bothered by the suffocating red mist that blanketed him the moments of that slaughter, the urge niggled at the periphery of his consciousness for the next several years anyway.
I think the biggest pattern here is how you can see where I have white-knuckle pried myself away from over-complicated multi-clause opening statements (mostly, anyway)--I like my sentences long and chewy, as is. Pretty much immediately proven by the second line of most of these, which is hilarious to me. Other than that there seems to be a decent mix of action/description, though I do notice that where I open with action instead of description it's a good indicator that that piece is going to be shorter and punchier.
#ask game#technically#writings#for every person who has ever complimented how lyrical my writing is there is an older teacher or professor standing over my shoulder#holding a machete#saying: now cut it back#sometimes I take the advice to heart better than others!!
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✦ Tipsy ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#Vasco#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#Vasco is mostly alright he may get a little more dumb and reckless but usually manages to drink in moderation and keep his head cool#Machete can't hold his liquor at all and doesn't like the compromised uninhibited and vulnerable state being inebriated puts you in#he usually avoids everything stronger than diluted wine#alcohol mention
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Leorio qui se tape le jogging de l’examen de Hunter en costar est à mes yeux le summum de l’humour et c’est une énergie qui ne devrait jamais être omise de toute considération de son personnage
#killua is pretending to be bored cause kurapika wouldn’t let him hold the machete#there is this track from hxh 2011 that perfectly encapsulates the whole « beginning of a grand adventure feeling and I love it a lot#hxh#hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter fanart#gon freecss#kurapika#leorio#killua#adventure
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HE FINALLY GOT TO USE THE MACHETE !!!
#jackie welles#and his machete#the machete is the star here#virtual photography#You have no idea how much i suffered to make him hold that machete#my screenshots#cyberpunk 2077#heywood life#valentinos#people of night city#cyberpunk 2077 photomode
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phighting art remwuests….,,.,,????,?,??.?
einther /nf…….
OVERSEER PHIGHTING OCS RAAHHH 💥💥
couldnt get to the second one due to spending 13 years on this one sorr
#baphodoods#mostly just wanted to get smthn posted lol#phighting art#phighting!#phighting#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#phighting oc#i dont wanna talk about what i did to the machete holding hand
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so I might be writing a qsmp au one shot thing
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I am very normal about Chuck and Nigel if you couldn’t tell.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#uncle chuck#sir charles the hedgehog#nigel acorn#nigel the squirrel#sonic genesis#the sword chuck is holding is a machete btw#great at chopping plants and wood#not so great at fighting against a top tier swordsman
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i might make them into an ososan oc ………..uhhhh older ara ara ..mf …ok wtf .(GAGGGING IM SO SORRY THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN EXPLAIN THEM RNNNN)
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Francesco joked in the past that Dolcetto was a heartless bastard and when their expedition travels began, Dolcetto often said in rage they should cut Francesco's head open to see if there's even a brain in it. Only as their travels went on, the more and more serious line of thought arose that he should cut open Francesco for a change and see if there's even a heart between those lungs.
#love loses <3 omnia vincit amor#<- this is not contradictory. to me.#beablabbers#storie nostre#franci#dolco#anyways. this AU is a lot of fun if you like deranged people being deeply in a codependent relationship one might call love#Francesco: I know you can hold a machete but are your hands steady enough for a scalpel?#Dolcetto: If I don't find a heart I'll hack you up anyways. Cursed - all of this is cursed.#Francesco: If you don't find a heart it is only because I already gave it to you.#And then he smiles charmingly and wants to/goes through with an affectionate and flirty gesture and Dolco stays completely serious.
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#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Vasco#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#modern au#sort of#mostly just wanted to do some hands holding cups#I don't think I've ever had many opportunities to practice them#also debated whether I should leave the steam out because it's not like you drink your hot drinks boiling hot#it's not realistic but in the end the aesthetic won
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Happy Halloween! I scared the shit out of children tonight!
#time for maintenance (ooc)#(you can imagine Joras has a figure like this among its legends)#(I hold very still so kids think I'm a decoration then jump out with a machete)#(it's a blast)
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Reznov and Dimitri in the world at war campaign are LITERALLY
#Nobody:#Reznov: I am holding a machete again and anyone who doesn't applaud dimitri is going to find out why#cod
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haha I would try but I’ve got to have some self control not too kill you, it would be a real shame if I did
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You talk like someone who's 100 lbs soaking wet with a single knife that they got on etsy that they feel badass holding
#hold up in deciding which machete to decapitate you with-#going for the ad hominems today boys#sand asks#rp
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You know what I don't actually dislike young machetes that much. This is their funniest album to me because I oscillate between hating it and loving it so often
#i think its just. crimes#its like. genuinely amazing#so anything following it up would seem ass in comparison so i suppose thats#why. still aspects i dislike though#very forgettable songs (rat rider i genuinely forgot existed so do with that what you will)#generally sorta inconsistent in quality on that note? when its good its goooooood#not a bad track on there but i think forgettable is worse than bad#also its sound as a whole is a whole thibg#i do still hold the belief that it wouldve gotten worst post-machetes#but this was good. this was great even#evil neighing compilation
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MY LITTLE ISHY SQUISHY BABY BUB SHE NEEDS HUGS AND KISSES AND ALL THE LOVE SHE IS SO TINY AND SMALL I WANT TO TUCK HER INTO BED AND KISS HER ON THE FOREHEAD AND SING LITTLE SONGS TO HER
#LOOK AT HER#SHE IS SO SMALL#MY BABY#MY SWEETHEART#MY LITTLE MINI MARSHMALLOW#MY SKRUNKLY DUNKLY DOO#THE CUTIEST OF PATOOTIES#I WANT TO TENDERLY HOLD HER IN MY ARMS AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER#THE JIM HOPPER INSTINCTS ARE TAKING OVER#DUFFERS I AM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WITH A MACHETE#el hopper#el hopper byers#my girl#i love her so much#stranger things
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