wish ppl would stop asking what i do for a living. all i do is read, overshare, write poetry, scroll through pinterest for hours, make up fake scenarios, blog, trauma dump, rot away in my bed and think i'm better than everyone else.
I'm not surprised there's aliens. I'm just surprised they ever wanted to come here. Like seriously? That's like when someone from Europe shows up in Ohio. The fuck you doing in Ohio?! It's embarrassing here! 😩
Just when I finally get comfortable enough to sleep my brain likes to remind me of the time when I accidentally emailed a screenshot of a morally-questionable webtoon to my professor at a Christian University instead of my final project :))