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It's a valid point 💪 #historymemes #historymemes4life #historymeme #historyjokes #historygeek #historynerd #historybuff #historygeeks #historynerds #historybuffs #historylover #historylovers #ilovehistory #marathon #marathons #run #running #marathonrunning #flex #flexing #flexfriday #lol #lmao #funny #meme #memes #memeoftheday #memesdaily #funnymemes #sports https://www.instagram.com/p/CiBUjywJKKa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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croakingfairy · 5 months
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eating one meal a day call me jfk “ ich bin ein brlinner”
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the-superior-nacho · 2 years
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what do you call a gay from spain?
a con-queer-stidor
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zacsangeeth · 4 years
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History joke!
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historyjokes · 6 years
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😂
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When kids get bored in History class
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libbycleary99-blog · 6 years
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#Repost @historyloversclub (@get_repost) ・・・ Marlon Brando photographed by Edward Clark, 1949. #historypic #historycal #historylesson #historynerds #historytour #historymakers #historyinthemaking #historyfacts #historyart #historytime #historymaker #history101 #historyalive #historykpop #historyplace #historyjokes #historycon #historytoday #historymuseum #historybooks #vintage #facts #historic #history #historyloversclub #historical #historia #fact #legends
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aveisgreat · 5 years
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Some Government/ History Jokes
Courtesy of my grandfather and Me.
Grandfather: You know I was around when they annexed Alaska and Hawaii.
Me: Oh...
Grandfather: Back then there were only 48 states, and that was great for the flag. It was 6 stars down by 8 stars across. 
Me: uh huh...
Grandfather: Well then they annexed Alaska. So then we had 49 states. But that was okay too, because we had a flag that was 7 stars down by 7 stars across. But then we added Hawaii, and gained a 50th state. So then they had to decide what to do with all 50 the stars. So they just threw them all over the place and called it good.
Me: *Laughs through my nose*
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Later...
Me: Welp. We did it. We wrote two amendment that we would add to the constitution if possible, using every single line.
Grandfather: We sure did. You’ll get a good grade I can assure you.
Me: I guess I’m just a little confused.
Grandfather: Why?
Me: How does My Gov/Econ teacher expect 17 and 18 year olds to complete 2 amendments to add to the constitution when our government can’t even figure out how to solve our national debt. Let alone save itself from a shut down.
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abulafiafoucault · 5 years
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#Repost @historyloversclub with @get_repost ・・・ Survivor of the Hiroshima atomic bomb, Shigeki Tanaka won the Boston Marathon in 1951. The crowd was silent. #historyera #historybook #historypornhistoryofair #historypic #historybooks #historychannel #history101 #historytoday #historyjokes #historyfacts #historymade #historyart #historyiscool #history1d #historyclass #historyday #historyphoto #historypics #historytrip #amazing #historia #historic #iconic #legends #history #historical #historyloversclub #facts https://www.instagram.com/p/BsttUO4l9RQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14erz3xstt33t
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history-blorb · 7 years
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Alexander III: *wrestles with bears and mountain lions*
Alexander III: *rips entire card decks in half*
Alexander III: *physically resembles a grizzly bear*
Alexander III: Alright son. Show me what you
Nicholas II: 
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They're not wrong 🦕🦖 #historymemes #historymemes4life #historymeme #historyjokes #fridayfunny #fridayfunnies #meme #memeoftheday #memesdaily #memes #dino #dinosaur #dinosaurs #kids #kid #funnystuff #funnymeme #funnymemes #lol #lmao #funnymemesdaily #memeoftheday #dinosaurmemes #funnystory https://www.instagram.com/p/ChdRUSGpfIB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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buzz-buzz-bish · 5 years
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Don’t fuck with my boats!
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chrysanthimom · 7 years
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saw this on twitter and immediately thought of @history-jokes
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zacsangeeth · 4 years
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History joke
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*100,000-400,000 Years ago*
Me: So, I hear your moving to Eurasia
Person: it’s you’re
Me: oh sorry, YOU’REasia :)
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historicalhorrors · 7 years
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