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gothiccmothie · 5 months

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Healing takes time, like planning to inaugurate new establishments on the town. 🐱🇺🇸

#dialtown #mayor mingus #norm allen #paper bag man #his blush is out of limits!#he ain't paying attention tho #his ass is not listening!!!#what is she yapping about?#cutting taxes again?#maybe #maybe not #cat girl #corrupt #even

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mookmayor · 5 months

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i’m getting Bowser’s inside story & Bowser Junior’s Journey for christmas and have been reading up on the dialogue—i have absolutely no clue what happens but the tutorial is nice

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#my art #mario #super mario bros #koopalings #not a ship #bowser jr #ludwig von koopa #mario koopalings #bowser’s inside story #bowser’s inside story + bowser jr’s journey #bowser jr’s journey #his ass is NOT listening!!!#anatomy is a little wonky my apologies #my back hates me #goodnight

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princenothinq · 1 year

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finished season 2 and decided to immediately cope by drawing gay people im devastated

#brett inside job #andre inside job #inside job fanart #inside job netflix #inside job #andre lee #brett hand #dr andre lee #dr andre #brandre #andrett #andre x brett #brett x andre #his ass is NOT listening!!!#maracca's art

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generated-cats · 11 months

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July is Disability Pride month!

Auditory processing disorder is a disability. Did you know? Symptoms overlap with other diagnoses such as ADHD and learning or language disorders, and many with autism also have one of these diagnoses.

[ID: A gray and white cat lying down. It gazes at the camera. A pair of headphones are positioned on its head.]

#his ass is NOT listening!!!#this is also a disorder i have :]#auditory processing disorder #disability pride month #cats #generated cats #ai generated #ai #ai photography

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xiewho · 2 months

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bro was not having ANY of it this ep

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #angry gorgug i will always support u #dimension 20 fanart #d20 #fhjy #guys listen the energy this ep was so crazy #him oinking at a cop like. so true get his ass !!#my art

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an2e77e · 9 months

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“I thought your lot didn’t dance.”

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#an2e77e #good omens #gomens #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #go aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #go crowley #60s ineffable wives #HER ASS IS NOT LISTENING #aziraphale is still dressing like it's 1944 #crowley is a beatnik #also hi i'm back #aziraphale is in love fr

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crawley-fell · 3 months

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#his ass is not listening x #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #aziracrow #gomens #my gifs

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icys-junkyard · 10 months

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i apologize for putting Ingo into the hands of this creechur, but i greatly enjoy giving Giratina "pet with something it shouldnt have in its mouth" energy

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#submas #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #giratina #volo pokemon #pokemon #volo #icys drawings and doodles #drawings?? two days in a row???#only because these guys' base sketches were in the same file as the zoroarks lmao #im so sorry ingo #i really am #at least it listened and dropped him eventually #after chewing up his memories a bit i guess #gods got you down? path of solitude his ass

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kabeddon · 6 months

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They are DONE!!! LOOK AT THEM AAA

They will now be there under my monitor (totally dont mind the shamos chilling behind them...)

#tf2 #lil pootis #medimedes #...and a shamos from mh:w #anyway listen medimedes gave me so much trouble the entire time I'm making him #not only he was a massive pain in the ass that didnt let me form him easily #after his paintjob the spray paint fucked me over #took me three repaints to get him to top condition #the good news is the spray paint gives him this... fuzzy texture #so while pootis is smooth asf medimedes feel fuzzy ish in comparison!#the... glasses was also a challenge but nothing a wire extracted from a ribbon cant fix!

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kaiyadrawzz · 2 years

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HIS ASS IS NOT LISTENING!!!

this cat aint even chillin 😭

#my art #lmfao goofy mf #i loeb himb!!!!!! aw #his ass is not listening!!!

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neverevan · 1 month

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9-1-1: S5E11 // S7E04 ↳ Buck's kiss-drunk gaze (x) + bonus his eyes following Tommy's lips

#his ass was not listening #bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard #lucy donato #911 #911 5x11 #911 7x04 #my stuff #my gif #parallels #911 abc #911edit #buckedit

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icy-gendango · 1 year

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Hhhhhhhhh <3

Full image under cut:

I love them your honor

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zillychu · 10 months

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please enjoy some assorted trigun doodles from the. a while lmao

#trigun #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashmeryl #mashwood #im p sure ive drawn meryl bug eyed more than normal eyes at this point #the things in the middle is a. quetzalcoatl vash of some sort i think #or just u know. a flavor of canon angel abomination #listen if the drawing is older than 2 weeks my ass does NOT remember #also dont tell me tristamp vash isnt SO COMPLETELY BABY that his 'threaten everyone to evacuate a town' wont work unless he goes Full Plant #zilly art

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unfinishedslurs · 1 year

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eddie's flat ass (steddie)

Dustin whips around as soon as they’re alone. “Steve!”

“I’m Eddie.”

“No, I mean you and Steve. You like him.”

“Of course I like him, Henderson,” Eddie says flatly, pressing a little harder on the gas in hopes of getting to Dustin’s house before he admits something he regrets. “We’re friends. Best buds. A couple of dudes being bros.”

“You’re full of shit,” Dustin says. “I’m not stupid. I saw that. I wish I hadn’t, but I saw it. You’re, like, stupidly into him. I don’t know how I didn’t see it before.”

“Jesus Christ,” Eddie mutters. His street can’t come soon enough.

Dustin pushes through. “When are you gonna ask him out?”

“Uh, never?”

“What?!”

“Close your mouth, you’ll catch flies,” Eddie rolls his eyes. “Nothings going to happen, Henderson. Yeah, I’ve got a stupid fucking crush on your babysitter, it doesn’t mean that Steve’s interested in me. He likes girls, Dustin, did you miss that part in the dossier? He thinks we’re a couple of straight guys horsing around, if he found out I was flirting with him I could be thrown into Hunt the Freak 2: the thrilling sequel.”

Dustin’s mouth snaps shut, and he laughs nervously. “Right,” he agrees. “He likes girls. But, uh, hypothetically, if he was into guys…”

They roll to a stop sign, and Eddie turns away from the road to tell the little shit off. But Dustin’s fidgeting, staring steadfast at the road and refusing to meet his eye.

“You know something,” he realizes.

“Uh…”

Eddie’s about to shake it out of him. “You’re hiding something, you little shit. What is it? Tell me.”

“I’m not,” he squeaks.

“Bull-shit you aren’t. What is it? Is it about Steve?” Eddie pales. “Shit, does he know about me?”

“Well…”

“What the hell?!”

“I didn’t tell him!” Dustin yelps. “If you didn’t want him to know, maybe you shouldn’t have been so obvious!”

“Check your tone,” he snaps, hand shaking as he pulls on his hair. “Shit, shit, shit, okay, it’s fine, I just need to flee the country—“

“Why?”

Eddie is this close to throttling the kid. “What do you mean why?”

“Why is this such a big deal?”

“It could get me killed!” He shouts, banging a hand against the steering wheel. “He could—he could fucking tell somebody, and—“

“He wouldn’t do that!”

“How the fuck am I supposed to know that? You think someone’s a good guy until you’re interested in them, and then it’s all ‘You’re fucking disgusting,’ or ‘Freak,’ or ‘Don’t touch me, you fa—‘“

“Stop!” Dustin shouts, white knuckling the armrest. “Eddie, stop. He’s not going to tell anyone. It’s gonna be okay. It’s fine.”

“It’s not.”

“It’s fine,” Dustin stresses. “Steve doesn’t care if you’re gay. He definitely doesn’t mind you flirting with him.”

“You don’t know that,” Eddie says.

“Yeah I do.”

“How?”

There’s that deer in headlights look again. Then Dustin takes a deep breath, and his expression turns guilty.

“I know you’re not supposed to tell people this,” he says, “but you’re freaking out really bad and I’m, like, 99% sure Steve thinks you already know.”

“Steve thinks I know what?”

Dustin tells him.

Two hours later, he’s still laying on the floor in the trailer, looking up at the ceiling.

Bisexual. Steve Harrington, the man Eddie’s always hailed as the patron saint of heterosexuality, likes men.

Might like Eddie.

“Are you flirting with me?” Eddie blurts out, and immediately tries to bolt.

He runs face first into a wall and ends up on the ground, wishing the demobats had just killed him.

Steve appears in his line of vision, standing over his sprawled body. Eddie is treated to a wonderful view, eyes moving from his long, athletic legs to his crotch to his chest and broad shoulders, and finally reaches his face. His very amused face.

Eddie’s entire body lights on fire.

“What the hell was that?” Steve asks, laughing.

“Uh…”

“Wile E Coyote over here. Seriously, man, that was some Loony Toons shit. I’m embarrassed for you.”

“Oh my God, shut up,” he groans. “Just let me die.”

“No way in hell. Sorry, Munson, I put too much work into saving your flat ass to throw it away like that.” Steve grins, holding a hand out for Eddie to take. He ignores it, rolling over so Steve can’t see how red his face is.

“My ass isn’t flat,” he mumbles into the carpet.

“Oh, it is,” Steve says cheerfully, nudging said ass with his foot, because he’s a bastard. Eddie doesn’t know why he likes him so much. Everything he does is catastrophically bad for his continued survival. “It’s cute though. I like it.”

“Henderson said, uh, that you were…umm…maybeflirtingwithme?” Eddie finishes in a rush.

“What?”

Steve’s face is open, automatically tilting his right ear towards Eddie. Eddie doesn’t know if he’s aware that’s something he does. Robin says it’s because of all the concussions, his left ear just isn’t what it used to be.

Eddie sags, unable to lie to his wide-eyed confusion. “Dustin said you're flirting with me.”

Steve stares at him.

Eddie fidgets under his incredulous gaze, growing more anxious by the minute. Oh God, Dustin was wrong. Dustin was wrong about everything. Steve probably doesn’t even actually like boys, Jesus. The whole thing is obviously a bust. Eddie needs to cut and run, maybe make some bullshit excuse about his uncle needing him home even though Steve knows Wayne’s working right now—

“You needed Henderson to tell you that?”

#eddie's flat ass au #i tried to come up with a name for two whole minutes and that's what i landed on #eddie munson #steve harrington #dustin henderson #steddie #sorry to all the thicc eddie truthers out there but that man is a board #idk what his actors ass looks like and idc. some things surpass the physical #stranger things fanfic #listen technically dustin is outing steve but in his defense steve fully thinks eddie knows he's bi #and if eddie wasn't told he was going to do something drastic

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bertoyana · 3 months

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