Something Pennywise related

May we please have more crumbs of farmtale sans?

I wanna follow the trail to the source 👀

I'm SO glad that everyone seems to like farmer Sans as much as I do. It warms my heart to see people appreciating the bumpkin.

Here's more romantic-leaning headcanons.

Though his giving love languages are gifts and acts of service, his receiving love languages are very different. He likes doing stuff for his loved ones but he's incredibly awkward when you do stuff for him; he appreciates it, of course, but he won't know how to react.

He prefers receiving quality time, and touch.

Offer to accompany him on one of the many long car rides that come with living in the country. You can listen to music together on the shoddy radio. Do the early morning farm rounds with him! You don't even have to help- he might actively stop you from helping, bundling you in his coat because he's worried about you getting too cold or tiring yourself out. He'll see you nodding off while standing (it's 5am) and he'll scoop you up so you can sleep against his shoulder. He only needs one hand to do his chores anyway.

What matters to him is you're there.

Alternatively, give him casual gentle touch. It drives him wild. Put your hand on his arm when you laugh at his jokes, bump him when he's being teasing, nudge his knee with yours. Lean on him for any reason. He's good at masking how flustered he is in the moment but later, he'll be hiding his face in his pillow while recalling it.

A gentle touch on his cheekbone will have him flustered for days.

He's unintentionally a great flirt. He has a very soothing voice, and if he speaks softly enough completely normal polite sentences sound incredibly hot. He'll wink and say "i'm likin' the new hair, dolly. s'real cute." and you'll be reeling.

During winter, you'll pretty much never be alone. Either you're at his and Papyrus' place, or they're at yours. They're worried about you feeling lonely.

He tells his plants all about you. He's even named his favourite flowers after you. He'll take that secret to his grave.

It's not just Papyrus who's vying for you and Sans to end up together. It's pretty much the whole monster community. Sans, the quiet fella who's never enthusiastic about anything at all, is head over heels for the new human in town? A good love story is ALL the rage somewhere nothing ever happens. You've got an entire community desperate to hear wedding bells.

Sans is completely unaware of the fact that you might think he's hot while working. You see a confident, strong, sexy skeleton with his sleeves rolled up over his big arms. Meanwhile the second he notices you're approaching, he's sniffing his shirt because he's self conscious of how intensely he smells of cows and sweat.

Having just said he doesn't do great with receiving gifts... if you cook something for him he'll love you forever.

He's prone to jealousy. It doesn't show, but he'll pout if he feels like someone is stealing your attention. Time is a valuable currency in the countryside and he doesn't like when someone steals yours from him.

i looove the idea of steve putting on a few post vecna, his sweet sweet thighs and belly 😭😭❤️just completely oblivious and slightly confused to the adoration held for his softness. slow blowjob in the morning caressing his tummy and working your hand down his happy trail, before going to squeeze his cock. hands squishing and kneading his thighs as he’s sucked off, his pretty little whimpers escaping

THIS. THIS ASK HAS STUCK IN MY BRAIN AND FOLLOWED ME AROUND SINCE U SENT IT NONNIE LIKE YOU!! GET!! IT!! there is such pure adoration in this ask… u love stevie like i do i just know it <3 

it’s not that he’s skinny beforehand it’s just it’s year after year after year of living in survival mode does things to the body. steve’s on the leaner side and it’s saved his skin more times he can count, being nimble and fast. so, yeah, it does take a good year or two before steve manages to relax in his life and then at least one more for his body to catch up and let him settle. let him grow properly— give him that chub around his thighs, his tummy a proper lil pouch instead of lean and hard muscle. and to be honest, steve doesn’t really notice :’) he’s caught up in living his life fully with you happily and you only catch it, like really notice the difference, after seeing a photo of him back in ‘83 and it sets a fucking fire in you. you can’t contain it, can’t think normally about how much you adore the softness steve’s grown into with you — and it comes out the next morning, when you’re both getting handsy between the sleepy kisses. 

steve is surprised by how eager you are— normally mornings together are more of a slow cuddle fuck if anything— but today, you’re hungry for it, lips just caressing down his neck, sloppy kisses down his chest til you get to his tummy and steve loves it. he loves the view of you peering up at him, adoration in your gaze as you nuzzle along his happy trail with a content hum. your hands are soft, sweet, giving a ghost of a touch along the planes of his torso and you don’t mean to tease him, but his length pressed against your stomach isn’t enough to draw you from loving on him. it’s not til he starts squirming a bit that you notice he’s all hot and bothered, chest rising and falling a bit quick. “m’sorry baby,” you murmur, finally letting your kisses lead you lower, along his hipbone. “didn’t mean to tease.” 

you try to restrain yourself and give yourself only a minute on his thighs, little nips and lovebites, but even then steve notices it a bit, the extra attention you’re giving. he sounds a bit wrecked when he rasps his words out, “lotsa… christ, lotsa love on the thighs today, honey,” and you use that are your cue to slide his leaking cock into your mouth, pulling out this adorable soft little moan. you pull back, giving the head the smallest kitten lick, hands stretching up to his tummy for a moment, “bad thing?”you check. steve’s shaking his head against the pillow in an instant, “no! no, never. never… never a bad thing being loved by you sweetness,” his voice is all sticky with love and you know he means every word. your hands drag down to hold his thighs, kneading the softness as you start to suck him gently. the bedroom is golden in the morning sun and steve’s soft little noises, whimpers and moans, sound downright sinful and he feels so damn loved. it might just be a perfect morning.

decided to do a quick painting study with dante before bed <3

(referenced pic + credit below)

screenshot is from @/drusoona , ty for the pics as always :)

What is your take on patrochilles and size difference?

Oooh good question. Okay so when we talk about canon Patrochilles then I would say that their size is more or less the same, since Patroclus was able to wear Achilles' armour and successfully pass as him. The way I headcanon their canon size/build is that Achilles is tall, fluid and graceful, owing part of his strength and agility to his divine birth, whereas Patroclus (who is human, but is still second in strength and skill only to Achilles) has to make up for that by being slightly taller and more muscular/well-built than he. I like to think that since Patroclus has been training with Achilles all his life he's a BEAST when compared with other humans lol. He might not have, say, Ajax's size but he’s still pretty impressive.

HOWEVER. I am not immune to the allure of a seriously beefy Patroclus and a much smaller Achilles 😩 and I do lean towards that in my AUs when the plot allows it lol, at least in my head. I just can't not write babygirl Achilles and tall, buff Pat who can easily toss him over his shoulder and throw him around (even though Achilles can just as easily do the same LMAO). Also Achilles being the best and strongest hero that has ever lived but still having to stand up on his tippy toes to kiss his bf is just 😩🤌💯🔥

Eepy💤

Fruity art trade with my homie @orostele

babygirl Erythe 😏

Give him star shaped gloves now

Pagan with his Yang-yang ❤️

me gently placing tiny queen in your possession. take care of him, ok?

ruby!!! i wrote a lil concept about this a few days ago but steve is lactose intolerant and he genuinely forgets. like he had an entire cheese board assuming that he’d take tums later and he forgets that he ran out of tums so he had a tummy ache all night sjfbsbdbbs

IVY U LOVE MAKING MY BOY SUFFER!!! ur so right though, he's a lil rich boy so his parents just bought him all the expenny products that don't hurt his tummy and he grew up for like. 15 years and didn't realise that he was being fed special df cheese until tommy ordered pizza for them over at his house and so it wasn't steve's usual place that just knows his order and steve was like :( dude i think i've got a stomach bug :( like this idiot just DOESNT KNOW and yeah, alright, he figures it out from then and knows he can have some dairy but not like an entire cheese pizza to himself. there are limits okay, steven? u can't just eat ur little cheese heart out sadly - well technically he can if he takes some medication after

so instead of picking a different food, he relies on tums and still knowing this, he decides to make a little cheeseboard for you guys for a date. he's a sweetheart okay, he just really likes chopping up all the stuff and arranging it all nicely on the board and honestly, that's what half the effort is!! because steve just grabbed cheeses based on the labels :) he's like this one is a heart shaped!! i had to get it- and this one had nice green packaging :) i dunno what they taste like but we'll find out :) what a goober <3 but after some gorging on surprisingly delicio cheese -- not the heart shaped one :( that one you both tried and went bleh! and steve was actually really ticked off that it looked so nice but tasted so gross -- you're both just wrapped up w each other on the couch, watching a film but not really cos ur just happy to be tangled up with each other

and then u hear it, the beginnings of a groan, some warbled rumble under your hands that are tucked around his middle. steve at least has the decency to look a little sheepish as he smiles down at you bcos you told him this would happen and he still went ahead and bought n ate all that cheese anyway. he wriggles out of ur hold and is like, 'just be a minute, okay honey?' and gives u a little a kiss on your forehead nd ducks upstairs to grab some tums. except of course, there isn't any and he finished them last time he decided to ignore his tummy in favour of delicious dairy.

so just as your finally tuning into the film, u hear the most pathetic little baaaaaby from the doorframe and when u look over your shoulder, he's hunched over a bit, arms wrapped around his middle lookin a little sad :( and you're like ohmygod steve bcos you! knew! this would happen! but you just open your arms and honestly, for a split second you seriously consider if he's done this all on purpose just to get coddled

so when he's all bundled up best you can (he's a big boy okay, u being the big spoon doesn't make sense most the time) u press a kiss into his shoulder and say a little cheeky, 'you know u can just ask to be the little spoon,' you hum, dotting little kisses along the slope of his neck while your hands slip under his shirt, giving him a soft lil tummy rub and steve honest to god keens just a bit, a soft content noise slipping out his throat as he relaxes back into you, even as u continue 'you don't gotta eat silly foods you know your stomach can't handle just for a tummy rub bub' and he gets a little grumbly like 'i liked the cheese too' but definitely doesn't deny what you're saying hehe <3 but u know what? u get to give extra good cuddles to your boyfriends cute tummy so it's a win-win situation

Hello!! so my request is;

What if the batter turned or was a dog? I think the idea of ​​us the player being able to pet a Batter dog is very cute. But, How would he handle his mission? How would the player have to take care of him? is it now easier to decipher how he feels, because of his ears and his tail (like, it's easy to know when he's happy, since his tail wags when the player caresses him lol) Well, I didn't think much deeper than that, as I got this idea when I remembered the day I put a hat on my dog, playfully, covering his eyes and mentally saying to myself, "batter dog." aksbekd XD Anyway, the rest is up to you, you decide if he can talk or not, or what kind of dog he is. But that's it, hope you have a great day, be well ^^)

I am more of a cat person myself, but dogs just fit Batter so much better than cats! This is so cute! This entire time I was thinking to myself "Bog" (Batter dog)! Hats on dogs are so cute! Any hat on any animal is adorable!

Dog!Batter

If you were to ask me, Batter would be a German shepherd. They’re strong, resilient, fast, dutiful and loyal. As they’re quite large, but not the largest and have a pretty strong bite, he would still be able to fight well enough, all the while being completely loyal to his Player.

When he first meets you his face might not show much emotion, but his tail sure gives away how he’s feeling, wagging at a speed you didn’t even know was possible for a dog. Of course, he curiously sniffs you at first, but he’s smitten either way and completely loyal to you from the very start. The connection is still very much there, just in a different format now.

I’d also like to mention that he’s still wearing his baseball uniform.

Because of his exceptional sense of smell, he can tell when there are enemies up ahead, long before they even show themselves. He might be a dog, but he’s still from the OFF world, making him a bit different and capable of smelling ectoplasmic beings. Once he senses that one is nearby he goes stiff for a moment, stops following you and then goes into attack mode, staying as close to you as possible.

As he still has his intelligence, he knows how to use his strength and agility to his advantage, making him better at dodging the hits of the spectres. While there’s practically no equipment out there that would help him with increasing his damage, even though I’d imagine it’s higher than regular Batter’s from the very beginning, he can still wear some defensive equipment. It’s smaller and less effective than that of regular Batter, but that’s to be expected when you’re more of a heavy hitter.

Because he uses his bites to attack the enemies, and because not all of them are ghosts, there’s a chance he can inflict bleeding on the more ghoulish enemies and have them give in from that status effect.

If you pet him and tell him he did a great job battling then he might just do that dog thing where they try to jump up to you with their front paws and use you to stand on two legs.

If you ever feel upset then Batter will want to help you. Still, even as a dog, he’s kind of awkward, so he’ll just lie beside you and watch you, making sure he’s there when you need him.

He handles his mission still with utmost care, but he makes sure that you’re safe and sound even more so than before. He can’t help it, it’s his instinct. He’ll always be a bit ahead of you, a step or two, to make sure he can take on any threat ahead, while looking back from time to time to make sure you’re still there. In a sense, because of your bond and his innate feelings of wanting to be near you and protect you, you're a bit more important to him than his mission.

A big plus of him being a dog would be that meat would have a better effect on him. I’d say it’s capable of both healing status effects and health points. Plus you get to throw pieces of it away and watch him go after the food, excited he gets to play with you.

LA CREATURA

Oh I love that

Would you ever call someone mommy in a sexual way? If you’re indifferent, would you do it if your partner was into it? (Or is this just a sore spot? Sorry if it is, hun.)

"Big sore spot, yeah."

Peter grins, then winces with false pain as he grips his chest. "Guess you'll have to make it up to me, since you hurt me so bad."