#hi son
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#the simpsons#Bart's Inner Child#bart simpson#homer simpson#santa's little helper#trampoline#tramapoline#trombopoline#hi son#good boy
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Farewell and goodnight by the smashing pumpkins playing
Caleb: OUCH!
Lilith: you're burning.
lilith: what did you see?
Caleb: again, nothing. just a human.
Caleb: Lily… i don't think he's hiding something
lilith: then why hasn't Straud turned him yet?
Caleb: sigh first it is ''why hasn't he eaten him yet'' now this? listen…
Caleb: maybe he just… made a friend
Lilith: what?
Caleb: ah- i mean-
Lilith: remember Inna's words. we don't make friends.
Caleb: but… it's great to have someone. she also thought so-
Lilith: this manor is all we need, everything else can stay where it came from.
Lilith: you need to rest.
Caleb: just… keep your promise and wipe him out of my memory after this.
#HI#ts4#munch#also remember this is set around the time lilith threatened morgyn and he stopped seeing caleb#ernest munch#lilith vatore#caleb vatore#hi son#prologue
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hi can you draw indus /j
- jason
No. Yuri blast. /j
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Father, I am back once again. Let’s ignore the fact that someone threw a brick at me this morning. I want to be like you when I grow up, dad. Anyway, how is your day?
"Son, Mondays are always tough. But we, the Chiltons, are well-known for our undying optimism, nothing can break us. Not a gunshot, not even fire, not a lancet and definitely not a brick, son.
Yes, we fall down. But we always get up stronger than before ... Erm, anyway...
My day is a typical Monday. I've had better, but I honestly hope I can get some wine now to improve it."
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i cant explain this
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mmereow...
hello and welcome, strange anon cat
#hi son#this has to be one of my 3 catboy sons#wait i think all my sons are catboys#not sure about my daughter tho
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@snapzback
YEAH IT’S GOOD THAT I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR AND A NORMAL FACE.
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hi
sol i love u
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love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson tv show#pjo series#i love his faceoff against mr d#'the FATE of the WORLD is at stake!'#'ok AND?'#percy is TRYING to refuse the call but the call KNOWS WHERE HE LIVES (and kidnapped his mom)#'i'm the son of SALLY JACKSON' what an icon
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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Elsa: David! how's the nicest man in this house doing
David: [chuckles] I'm doing great. It's been quiet, Ms. Bjergsen. You seem more upbeat than usual
Elsa: oh yes i made my mom mad by cutting my hair
David: that would explain it.
Luna: Elsa? what brings you here kiddo
Elsa: Max. Is he upstairs?
Luna: when isn't he upstairs.
Max: alright come on, that was kinda shitty
Max: I'm right here.
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This is so awesome
#The article makes it kinda sound like it's just for his sons but he's been obsessed with trains forever himself#Like Phil we know it's for you#psa to anyone coming here now this has notes yes this is from an old article and I know this already#It's from 2008 he's not releasing anything anytime soon I know
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents#also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van#technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity#heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge#all the sudokus are half finished anyway#update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.
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TELL THE PEOPLE HOW YOU WOULD SAY ZERO FIVE AND NOT O5/LHJ /LHJ
SHUT UP I ALREADY DID SAY.
EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES🤬🤬🤬
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