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hi-my-name-is-cosmopathy · 1 year

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WARNING: BODY GORE, BLOOD, INJURY, HOLES, D34TH.

“From: Edward Stewart

To: Scotley ‘Scotsman’ Gresley

Dear Scott,

I've come back as the bearer of unfortunate news.

As you now from my previous letter, Duck and Donald had been out for a very concerning amount of time when we simply asked them to retrieve supplies from the old local store last night. We decided to check in the morning as we had a standoff with uninvited guests in our hiding place.

What we found was exactly what I had feared.

They've both been killed. Donald was found along the tracks with holes on his body. From head to toe.

Duck was not so different, as he found him laying on a goods train with similar injuries. We speculated that this wasn’t from the disease or the troops, but rather something else. How lovely, more problems. Am I right?

But that wasn't what disturbed me. When we found Duck's body, despite the numerous, painful looking wounds all over his body...

His face was forever frozen with a smile

Why he was smiling? I have no clue.

We have no clue who or what put him in such a happy state even when he was standing in front of death itself.

But one thing’s for sure, we'll never know the reason why. Can’t really ask a dead body what his final moments were before his insides were ripped out of him now, can you?”

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neonfretra · 6 days

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known goalie enjoyer, have you seen pookie kochetkov’s iconic goalie goal and subsequent banishment from lat year in the AHL and his equally iconic poke check on Brady Tkachuk from this year?

this is a first time hearin bout it all for me, not super on top of the canes ! ^_^ (though i must confess i was rooting for them in the eastern conference after their funny as hell first round antics LMAO sorry if i cursed yall) but ohhhh heLLO kochetkov!!! aforementioned goalie goal (youtube) and poke check (also youtube)! not sure what the banishment was for BUT they shoulda freed him! look at him go, hes jumpin, hes hoppin, and when were jumpin and hopin...! good lird anon your boy hes felled like a jenga tower .

#carolina hurricanes #neon tetrart #ask tag #pyotr kochetkov #he has a smile like someone i know and its throwin me for the roller coaster circuit of it all #also heyyyyy im a known goalie enjoyer? :3c #i get to hear about your special guys? :3c #YAY ^_^ i was wonderin how that came about and then i looked at my account #like yeah . yeah i can see that one actually LMAO

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atherix · 5 months

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Chapters: 1/7 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: mumscarian Characters: Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Scar (hermitcraft) Additional Tags: Oneshot Series, timeskip fic, Fluff, Angst, vampire mumbo jumbo, Watcher Grian, Elf Scar, Tubbo makes a guest appearance, Tango makes a guest appearance in c1, Mentioned Flower Ranchers Series: Part 27 of Midnight Summary:

Time passes.

#Update #Midnight Series #heyyyyy :)#this one's more of a oneshot collection #it's to mark the passage of time #so I don't have to just say lmao it's been 6 months hjfdshj\#hope you enjoy <3

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crepusculum-rattus · 7 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Philza Hardcore - Fandom Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat Additional Tags: Phil Watson | Philza's Hardcore Series, Greater Spawn Islands (Philza Hardcore Season Four), Human Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), small mentions of the s4 gods, Alternate Universe, i mean it's kinda an AU but also kinda not so. take that tag as u will Series: Part 1 of you can't crawl back without making a choice Summary:

Phil takes a deep breath of fresh air and laughs on the exhale. It’s beautiful, this new world. Entirely untouched by anyone but the Universe itself. The wind blows gently across his face, pulling some of his hair into his eyes– it feels like a playful greeting, and he grins. He throws his arms out to either side of him and closes his eyes with a wide smile.

“Fucking finally,” he says to no one but the open sky, “Freedom.”

OR, the very very beginning of Phil's adventures in Hardcore Season 4

#heyyyyy guysssssss #remember that AU type. thing i randomly talk abt #here it is again #finally psoting more bc i AM a little tipsy and have decided to no longer fear it being unfinished #(will fear it again later)#this part is just the silly goofy exposition but i figured i might as well post it cause at least that part is finished LMAO #ANYWAYYYYY #*posts this so it can disappear for roughly 1-3 weeks again*#see u guys laterrrrrrrrrrr o777777 i will be Lurking like i usually do these days #ok byeeeeeeeeee #the rat writes #(im on desktop so no rat emoji LMAO)

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keeps-ache · 7 days

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teacher, teacher

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #pink space #eyestrain #HEYYYYY #this took me MUCH longer than i thought it would but i finishedddd ehehehhehehe :DDD #i am pretty happy with it!! the effects were killing me but i prevaaaailllll hgbfsh :33 #/i DO have a timelapse of this canvas i think i'm gonna put it up so !!#/decided to make the little magic stringy thing more transparent bc it is not the focus here. be not afraid hfbvhs #//anyway i have so many thoughts and i'm going to go explode forever ehehghehegh #i NEED to work on this comic. or i may just die lmao <3 #so BYE i may return. perhaps :3

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deklo · 3 months

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i’ve got 1h 45m left of the summer sons audiobook but even less considering i’m listening at 1.2 speed BUT it’s so hard for me to pay attention when im drawing UGH

#i’m gonna try for a bit #i listen when i’m working which is much easier usually #i just miss a few sentences here n there lol #most recent thing that just happened? fucking on page #nice.#also i’m assuming the professor is the Bad Guy™️#and everyone in this book kind of annoys me. but not necessarily in a bad way LMAO #also i read a few fic before finishing the book and i thought sam calling andrew princess in fic was one of those instances #where people overuse a word used once or twice in canon #(like junkie in aftg)#but boy was i wrong! he won’t stop calling him that! and andrew LOVES ITTT HEYYYYY

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carcarrot · 8 months

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well everyone now that sparkstember is over i can now devote my energy to being insane in other still sparks-related ways

#planning my next projects #on the one hand glad to not have to get a whole video done in the span of like 2 hours every day #on the other hand it was a fun creative challenge that gave me a sense of purpose. it was fun #but i need to keep myself busy as we descend into winter and ✨seasonal depression✨#if i dont get it done today over the next couple days im going to make something silly for goofball's upcoming birthday #and then once that's done i dont know. i want to get back to work on my screenplay and try to FINISH IT!! but idk how long that'll take #i also have to finally finish watching that film course i bought oops. maybe ill start it over #and then?????????#i have a vague Idea of a possible short film i could make. that would also be like a kind of prequel to my Main Film Idea #and its something i could actually reasonably do as a short film and its not like insanely big budget like every other idea i have is #and I'm debating abt emailing my old film teacher and being like heyyyyy maybe you could help me make this short film????#but id want to have this idea way more planned out and written before then. but OUGH WRITING ANOTHER SCREENPLAY???#WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY FIRST ONE??? sigh.#the road to making my Big Great Movie is long and arduous. will we get there. who knows #oh also debating abt writing a letter to those silly guys. but i don't knowwwww #OH lmao i keep forgetting to mention i finally got my passport (it actually came earlier than expected)#so like. goodbye everyone im heading to the sydney opera house on halloween (JOKE i am not that insane. but i wish i could)

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bonschai · 8 months

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180 hours into botw, only done 80 shrines, found 120 koroks, still not fought ganon, let's go

#tbf i had a previous run on it #which was like 70 hours #so this run is realistically 110 hours #but still lmao #anyway heyyyyy how we all doing #my life has been consumed by botw and val

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hunsa-jars · 20 days

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Bnuuys

#random squeaks #heyyyyy look at my fellas #i made these fellas #okay it was more like a joint effort with my mom and my sister #cause i have honest to goodness never sewn before in my entire life but dammit i did my best till i had zero idea how to continue #anyways OUR FELLAS LOOK AT EM #the one with the green ribbon was the first attempt #yeah his arms are very chonky (because i misunderstood the pattern whoops-) but thankfully number 2 looks how she should look #to anyone still reading this howdy i'm so tired #i'm in the middle of kindergarten practice right now and i had to hand craft a whole bunch of stuff beside these bunnies #not even halfway done :')#but next week i'm all done thank god #well not really. have to start studying for my exams lmao #BUT after next week i'll be back. probably. hopefully #seriously i really hope it all will turn out okay gonna hand these floppies over for the exhibition. study for the pre psychology exam #then entertain the kids for 2 hours on Tuesday hahhhh i'm dying #miss you folks see you all soon

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orbdotexe · 5 months

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(This is... an old post I just rediscovered in my drafts, and figured "oh hey, i haven't been posting a lot again, why not". it is another song post tho so might be annoying, but blehh. Mostly unedited:)

I think it is a well known fact at this point that I am extremely unwell about Crane Wives songs and Exile. so here's another post about both bc... hhhhhnnm. exile. and its 3am again. uh

anyway, I know I talked to Cryptid awhile back about Canary In A Coal Mine, but I'm listening to it again (and again. and again) and the Brainrot is Bad.

You and I are friends of empty graves, black air and black, black lungs Am I the only thing that keeps you safe when the light is gone?

I hear the word "grave" and think. That Grave. i Will cry if someone makes me go into detail about my thoughts on it again (this is an invitation) On a. slightly more normal note. Wolf to Crow. He's taken up their mantle as the Hero of the City, it's beloved champion and symbol of hope. The two of them are the canaries - when things go wrong, they take the fall. Also consider, for the first line: Red War and graves that couldn't be filled, with bodies that were never found.

But if in the end I lose my voice Will you forget about your love for me?

I just keep thinking about when Forsaken comes and goes, and the Vanguard getting no response from Ghost and Wolf - But also when they're exiled without being given a chance to defend themself. They lost their voice, and their home - their family.

Their Nightmare of the Speaker, in Haunted, taunts them for being unable to speak up for themself and saying they deserve it for thinking they were enough to stand against the Darkness (or even enough at all). They barely stand up to him there, either.

"But I still hold out hope that maybe someday / I'll be worth more than all the silence left in my wake"

My brain keeps defaulting to my own bs, so I'm inflicting it again bc it might as well be the only thing I think about ever: "(...) self-destructing and giving their last, accepting that they could never be understood in life and letting go so that maybe they could be understood in death."

"And when you break the surface all without me / Please don't return me to the dark of all the memories"

"Know that all my love will be your breath. I will save you when your lights go out."

if you don't already know what the deal about canaries is (I have no idea how big of a thing it is), canaries were historically used by coal miners to tell when the oxygen was getting too toxic to be breathable. When the canary got lethargic and stopped singing, the miners knew to get out. hence the "Canary Curse" on the guy who dies first every season. F