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HUNSA I AM LATE BUT I LOVE YOU I WANTED TO TELL YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU HUNSA I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN (purrhaps second to Rye)
AWEEE HI VILLAGE YOU'RE NOT LATE AT ALL, THANK YOU ;w;
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DEAREST HUNSA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I WISH YOU A GOOD DAY TODAY, AND TOMORROW, AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. HAVE FUN TODAY AND ALSO TOMORROW. BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED AND STAY HOPEFUL FOR THE FUTURE. I LOVE YOU DEARLY, WE LOVE YOU DEARLY.
-Rye <3
UE UE RYE YOU
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YOUUU THANK YOU, GET TACKLED RIGHT NOW
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hunsa-jars 6 days
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Ehehe guess who just got a year older
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why did he say this
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Fern: You're irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sarj: Well, that's just your personal opinion because I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Shaun: I wouldn't call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Shaun: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Fern: "If."
Sarj: Great. The only party I've been invited to and he might not even die.
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"Is stabbing someone immoral?"
Shaun: Not if they consent to it!
Sarj: Depends who you're stabbing.
Fern: Yes?????
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Shaun:聽They made Fern cry!
Sarj:聽Fern always cries!
Fern:聽That's not true! *cries*
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Fern:聽Bet you can鈥檛 eat 15 crayons!
Shaun:聽Bet you I can!
Sarj:聽*sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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*children yelling McDonald's, McDonald's*
Fern: We have food at home..
Sarj: *pulls up to the drive through as children cheer, orders a single black coffee then leaves+
Shaun: MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S
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Shaun:聽A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they鈥檙e loved. Sarj has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Fern:聽By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don鈥檛 want to be at?
Shaun:聽I knew you鈥檇 understand.
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Sarj:聽Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shaun?
Shaun:聽No.
Fern:聽I do!
Sarj:聽I know, Fern.
Fern:聽I鈥檓 sad.
Sarj:聽I know, Fern.
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Sarj:聽The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Fern:聽This unmitigated poppycock?
Shaun:聽Extravagant hogwash!
Sarj:聽Okay, stop.
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Sarj: Hold on.. let me over think this.
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Sarj: This is crazy! Straight up ridiculous. Who in their right mind would hide 5 corpses in the Fillyjonk's garden??
Shaun:
Fern:
Shaun: .....heh.. crazy?
Fern: I was crazy once-
Sarj: Who in their right mind would hide 5, soon to be 7 corpses in the Fillyjonk's garden????
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hunsa-jars 13 days
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Maybe if I queue random squeaks up it'll motivate me to come back, yeah I should do that because like
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What is this
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My brother is planning on getting chickens
We repurposed our bunny's old house and everything
Guys, chimkens.......
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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Wimd so wimdy it breaks the window
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hunsa-jars 19 days
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*Looks down in shame.*
I was going to send an ask but I accidentatly misclicked and unfollowed you, I am sorry little steper... I am not a good little steper...
Aww it's okay, hun, it's all good hdjdjdjdfhfg
Got myself a little Archiver jumpscare I suppose
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geronimo stilton <3
i love him
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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
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ungulates
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*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
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Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
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Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops
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Susie having faith in Kris:
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Bonus:
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