Mongolia and America interactions are funny in the sense that they're both clearly fucking using each other HAHAH

Like Mongolia clearly is being suffocated by Russia and China and needs interactions and political friendships with other nations (third neighbour policy helloooo) even if it's with America.

He knows has his own issues and self interests I mean hell, America literally interfered with Mongolia's 1996 election. So Mongolia isn't stupid or naive when it comes to uh. America's reputation in the global south. But goddamnit regardless he shouldn't be relying on just Russia and China so much + it's really fucking funny to him seeing Russia and China seethe a little when he interacts with America. America likes it because toying with the designated "buffer state" between Russia and China is yet another way to 1) Pursue his self interests 2) Annoy the fuck out of them

How would the German Brothers, France, England, Russia, and China react to their American s/o (who recently moved countries to move in with them) dealing with extreme homesickness?

German Brothers + Allies with a homesick S/O

(I made this for a S/O from anywhere in the world since America already lives there and he must be included. Everyone loves that greasy bomber jacket blonde lol)

German Brothers:

Germany:

He understands what homesickness feels like. Between the wars from the past, and the meetings for the future he usually upholds, he is rarely at his nice clean home.

He does his best to console them, and buys them stuff from their home country.

One day he was talking with Italy, and was shocked when Italy suggested to just have more meetings in their home country and bring them with when they start to miss it.

He starts to do just that.

Makes extra time to take them to nice resturants or their hometown and to visit as much of their family and friends as possible.

He realizes having them as a traveling companion helped his stress levels so now they're his emotional support S/O!

Now at least when they miss their home, they won't be alone in that.

Prussia:

Man is retired, and LOVES to travel and learn stuff.

Has no problem sneaking his S/O away to their country.

Movie nights with subtitles will happen frequently. He's not even paying attention he's just so happy his Jewel is happy.

Also cooks a lot of food from their homelands as well as gifts and tacky tourist gages just to make them smile.

Allies:

America:

Doesn't fully understand at first since he couldn't WAIT to break free from England.

Doesn't stop him from bringing his S/O to all the themed resturants in America.

Even has pinned down all the cultural museum spots from their Homeland.

Has an endless knowledge about S/O's heritage of cryptic and ghouls.

Loves seeing them happy and will fly them out, even if he can't go with due to restrictions.

Will help make an album of photos and magazines and newspapers and all that good stuff with them.

Also expect a LOT of imported snacks from their home country as well.

England:

We will pretend he thinks museums don't exist, and that his country doesn't have any major art works.

This will be the ONLY time it's a good thing because now his S/O can ramble off what all the foreign words are.

Laughs when he learns the British museums didn't realize a relic was NOT in fact used to make biscuits.

He won't be able to go with them, but sends a friend of theirs to go with and gives them an allowance to go on a shopping spree and eat at the highest quality of resturants/food markets.

Bring him back a teacup, or pottery piece and he will fight tears over the fact they thought of him just as much as he did of them.

France:

HUGE advocate for getting to travel with his S/O.

Unless there's a riot outside his window he will drop everything to go.

"It would be unfair to give up your life completely just for me, non?"

Showers them with romantic evenings and maybe a get together with friends and family.

France has an amazing wifi connection so he will set up a place to video chat with their friends.

After all even just friends can bring you back home.

Will have random people send postcards so his S/O can make a picture map of their countries best sight seeing places.

Even if he does most the work.

China

He's not too keen on traveling there, and rarely let's his S/O go back

But when they do its not a small trip. We're talking a couple months, or until they had enough.

He will try his best to incorporate foods from the other country and enjoys the process.

He has also shipped out many books and movies to China for them.

Though he will evidently receive chinese rip offs, and gets agitated and apologetic.

He knows it's an issue, they guy is trying his hardest!

Russia

He gets a little sad, thinking they just don't want to be with him.

Even so that in itself is understandable, but decides to go on a trip with them anyway.

Look out if it's a nice and sunny beach like country (or has any beaches regardless)

He will become a very happy sunburnt Russian. Sunscreen? What's that?

His S/O will have to fight with him ti actually go back home because how their home is him new home, da?

Have fun with your summer stays!

north american creatures

Al is very under dressed for this smoke session but he don’t mind 💪 Matthieu better hurry it the fuck up and light that joint tho

Clors up ⬆️

time slip

2010s Nostalgia || Hetalia Edition

Hetalia Youtube Nostalgia Playlist | 117 songs | 7hr 5min

• Hey Na Na - Katie Herzig • Viva La Vida - Coldplay • Rasputin - Boney M. • Glad You Came - The Wanted • Hot Mess - Cobra Starship • Counting Stars - OneRepublic • Fireflies - Owl City • Bombshell Blonde - The Jagged Edges • Do Better - Say Anything • Welcome To The Show - Britt Nicole • Dance With The Devil - Breaking Benjamin • Survive - Sick Puppies • Life is Beautiful - Sixx:A.M. • Fairytale - Alexander Rybak • Everybody Loves Me - One Republic • Don't Mess With Me - temposhark • Mimimi - SEREBRO • I Like It Loud - Cash Cash • I Just Wanna Run - The Downtown Fiction • I'm ALIVE! - Becca • Lovestruck - Breathe Electric • I Like To Dance - Hot Chelle Rae • Haven't Had Enough - Marianas Trench • Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy, Sammie • Hard out Here - Lily Allen • Runaway Baby - Bruno Mars • I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy • Airplanes - B.o.B., Hayley Williams • Rock Star - Prima J • This Is War - Thirty Seconds To Mars • Hey Brother - Avicii • Cinderella - Tata Young • Centuries - Fall Out Boy • Déjà Vu - 3OH!3 • Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me - Lene Alexandra • Miss Jackson - Panic! At The Disco, LOLO • The Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At The Disco • Europe's Skies - Alexander Rybak • Bad Apple!! - RichaadEB, Cristina Vee • Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco • Let's Kill Tonight - Panic! At The Disco • Hurricane - Panic! At The Disco • Casual Affair - Panic! At The Disco • Never Close Our Eyes - Adam Lambert • Playing With Fire - Ovi, Paula Seling • Angel With A Shotgun - The Cab • Nicotine - Panic! At The Disco • Killer - The Ready Set • How to Be a Heartbreaker - MARINA • This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy • Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance • Troublemaker - Olly Murs, Flo Rida • Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester • I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters • One Woman Army - Porcelain Black • How To Start A War - Simon Curtis • Maps - Maroon 5 • Do Better - Say Anything • STARSTRUKK - 3OH!3 • Remember Everything - Five Finger Death Punch • The Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin • Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes • When You're Evil - Aurelio Voltaire • Canadian, Please - Julia Bentley, Gunnarolla • Sarah Smiles - Panic! At The Disco • Take Me to Church - Hozier • Viking Death March - Billy Talent • Headstrong - Trapt • Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind • Don't Believe A Word - Third Eye Blind • Warriors - Imagine Dragons • iNSaNiTY - CircusP • Paralyzer - Finger Eleven • I'm Awesome - Spose • 24 - Jem • Clarity - Zedd, Foxes • Hall of Fame - The Script, will.i.am • The Is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco • Immortals - Fall Out Boy • Rather Be - Clean Bandit, Jess Glynne • Wake Me Up - Avicii • a thousand years - Christina Perri • Just Like Fire - P!nk • Safe & Sound - Taylor Swift, The Civil Wars • Safe And Sound - Capital Cities • Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Lorde • Demons - Imagine Dragons • DNA - Little Mix • Remember The Name - Fort Minor, Styles of Beyond • Victorious - Panic! At The Disco • 右肩の蝶 (Butterfly On Your Right Shoulder) - Kagamine Rin/Len • We Are One (Ole Ole) - Pitbull, Jennifer Lopez, Claudia Leitte • Hero - Skillet • Maraca - Mohombi • The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy • DONTTRUSTME - 3OH!3 • Teenage Dream - Katy Perry • SING - My Chemical Romance • Good Time - Owl City, Carly Rae Jepsen • White Rabbit - Egypt Central • Not Gonna Die - Skillet • The Kill - Thirty Seconds To Mars • We No Speak Americano - Yolanda Be Cool, DCup • Nobody's Listening - Linkin Park • Disco Pogo - Die Atzen • German Sparkle Party - The Something Experience • Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects • I Could Be The One - Avicii, Nicky Romero • Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis • Still Into You - Paramore • Primadonna - MARINA • Pompeii - Bastille • 恋愛サーキュレーション (Renai Circulation) - 物語シリーズ • Awake And Alive - Skillet • Monster - Skillet • Poker Face - Lady Gaga • Falling Inside The Black - Skillet

why would yall encourage me??? anyway I made more in-universe hetalia memes.

bonus meme on which I refuse to elaborate

This may have been Alfred...

The collective gasps of horror when he ate a couple off the New York City sidewalk 😭

American psycho 🪓

Watching the bloopers from 1930s-1940s Hollywood movies make me laugh so hard. The way all the actors automatically drop the fake-ass transatlantic accent and go back to their natural American accent when they mess-up is simply so funny.

I find myself really loving the idea of Alfred using the transatlantic accent throughout the 40s. Until one day he shows up to Europe in like the mid-50s and half the European nations- many of whom really didn't "know him" pre-1940s- are shocked to find out that he was faking his accent the entire time they have known him

11/10 perch

Allies + Canada and Axis + Prussia and Romano react to their child who doesn’t want to go to college (they tried to do it but stress got to them so they dropped out and now they are in a period of depression thinking that they are a puppet being forced to do something they don’t want to do)

(Sorry for the long explanation but hope it’s worth it 😅)

Allies+Axis+Canada+Prussia+Romano and their child dropping out of college

(These are going to be typed out slightly different than usual since there are so many characters here, but we shall endure together lol)

Allies:

America- He's confused at first, just trying to figure out why they weren't following their dreams like he wanted them to. It's been quite the theme of him having to call England for help and be reminded he was like that once too. That's when he realizes how forceful he was being about it. "Hey there sport. We need to tall about this, huh?" He brings them their favorite breakfast and the talk goes for 2 hours. After some emotional outbursts and crying he tells his kid they could always have done what they wanted to do, and apologized for being overbearing. He only wanted them to succeed in life, no matter what they chose to do.

England- His heart wrentched because it didn't take long for him to see what was happening. he didn't want to go through losing another kid to some silly little system. He was gentle and only spoke when his child was done with their outburst. He pulled them in and held them, reminding them how special they really were, and that no one had control over their life. He even talked a little about his relationship with America and promised they wouldn't ever have to take it that far.

France- He's a little heartbroken they quit and had a hard time understanding why they felt the way they did. It took a while but he started to understand when he saw a group of their friends without them. He couldn't remeber the last his kid smiled the way they did. At that point it didn't matter why they were upset, he just knew he had to make it right. He started to ask them about everything they like, and what they wanted to do with their life. Cause it was theirs and no one elses.

China- Oh he was ABSOLUTELY livid when he found out. He already tends to get into heated arguments with his kid, but didn't expect them to run away and move in with Japan. Embarrassingly enough he decided to call either England or Germany since they're usually the only other responsible countries. Thankfully both of them had the common sense to tell china it probably wasn't just about having to be in school. They were right. Even though China started to understand he still scolded them for not trying to talk about it first. He even admitted to the fact it still would have lead to an argument, but at least that argument would have been over the truth, and not what China had assumed it was about. They agreed upon at least finishing up the year, and then they could start to look to something they actually wanted. Even if they didn't want to it's sometimes more important to finish what you start, and say you did then just giving up.

Russia- Russia didn't get the chance to break off from those kind of duties, even the ones he pushed off onto the Baltics, but it still got done. He wanted to instill that into his kid. He fought with them over it until they blurted out what they really felt. That pretty much tipped Russia over, and he started crying a little himself. He didn't want to be like any of his bosses, and having a kid was teaching him a lot. Especially in this moment. He also had the "My child is no longer a child* Epiphany as well, and there was a LOT of sobbing. His kid probably had to help their father out of his own episode before being able to continue their own. After it was discussed, it turned out a little like China's situation. They had to at least finish the year, and then they could figure out what they really wanted in the meantime. Although Russia's theory was that there's no such thing as too much knowledge and they should still take advantage of what knowledge they can get. Especially when they pay for it (^J^)

Axis:

Canada- There wasn't any fighting or anything, and Canada isn't just chill, he's also pretty smart as well. So it didn't take him long to start asking his kid all the right questions. Turns out Canada never really cared if they went to college or not. He thought he was just supporting them. He can't fully relate to feeling like a puppet but that didn't change the fact his child was feeling that way. He does his best to understand and even goes as far as getting parenting advice from America. And yes they went out for waffles and pancakes the next day.

Germany- He may be screaming, but he's not angry, just a little frustrated. If his kid was feeling that kind of pressure he wish they'd had just said so at the beginning. Later on he remembered how he can come across and apologized if he made them feel that way. Took them out to eat and helped them rearrange their classes so they could say they went. He wpuld still expect their best effort and offered any tutoring if they needed it. It was pretty tame and went smoothly.

Japan- He didn't care that they dropped out, but was very concerned as to why. He's probably one of the best listeners out of everyone. His even temperament makes a very safe talk space for his kid. And because it's his own life, he places a gentle hand on their shoulder, instantly calming them. They don't have to go back and feel miserable again. What's important now is to rest their spirit and star anew, but this time on their own terms.

Italy- he takes it to heart, and apologies several times. He never wanted his to to be that overwhelmed! He was just so excited to see them do more with their life then he had. He found comfort in having everyone else pamper him and make decisions, so he never realized his kid was getting put under so much pressure. His heart instantly broke and he promised to do everything he could to make it right.

Romano- He gets emotional cause he kind of gets it. He was always a stand up guy, but when it comes to his own kid he has no problem bending the knee and becoming vulnerable. He tries to hide the fact he wants to cry a little because he already figured this would happen. He blames himself right away and much like Italy, promises to help make it right. Though he still wants them to have SOMETHING under their belt college wise, and only because that's how the world seems to work. But they can do whatever it is they want, and he will support them full force.

Prussia- He thinks they're overreacting until he notices them locked away in their room. His body softens and he goes into protective dad mode. He's asking all the questions and even making off handed jokes about how school sucks anyway, and it is not that awesome. Eventually his kid opens up and they tall it through. A few hugs and whipped tears later and they are free to do what ever they chose, and he will help take care of the rest.

"guys the meeting is cancelled, we just started the briefing and we can't get alfred and matthew to stop arguing about drake and kendrick"

They're both insane

Can I be your friend, buddy? Its a thing from South Park.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA

a bit late, but anyway, this is the piece I made for @hwsnabroszine :)

alfred tries to go down on a barrel not too much after