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paletigers · 7 months

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Somehow in my Astarion/Tav fic I've gotten to a point where Tav, Astarion, and Karlach have all agreed they'd fuck the shit out of Dammon.

I don't know how I got here but

#bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 textpost #astarion bg3 #karlach bg3 #dammon bg3 #dammon deserves love #hes so incredibly sexy

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 month

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Vincent Price as Robur - Master of the World (1961)

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baby-xemnas · 7 months

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Do Law and Bepo have matching pajamas?

canonical to op party

#i love that even chopper is sweatdropping #anonymous #bepo looks so fucking cute it kills me you are so big round and so so serious #anon its a good drawing prompt and i am grateful keep them coming #i do draw them in matchy undies and stuff #i should defo give some love to these pajamas #look at bepo #incredible #his chest exposed....he is so sexy

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thranduel · 8 months

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astarion, the man who was dying and offered eternal life, but had no idea that it meant becoming a slave to a sadistic master.

astarion, the man who had his freedom and bodily autonomy ripped away from him.

astarion, the man who was forced to befriend, seduce and sleep with people to lure them back to his master, resulting in severe sexual trauma and the struggle to form any sort of intimate relationship.

astarion, the man who was horribly punished whenever he refused his master’s orders (one punishment being sealed away in a dusty tomb, starving, for an entire year. he scratched his hands raw trying to carve his way out).

astarion, the man who was forced to eat rats.

astarion, the man who hasn’t even been able to see his own face since he turned.

astarion, the man who had his body mutilated as cazador carved scars onto his back, which he later found out was to bind him to a ritual.

astarion, the man who is so severely traumatised that he admitted he doesn’t know how to say “no” or ask for help (and he feels guilty when he does).

astarion, the man who waited two centuries to be helped and freed from torture, but no one came.

astarion, the man who was always treated like a monster when all he wanted was to be treated like a person.

astarion, the man who came up to you in the middle of the night just to thank you for defending him and allowing him to make his own decisions.

astarion, the man who said that no one ever looked out for him or showed him kindness, and that you’re the only one. “other people don’t have a heart like you. you’re you. no one is like that.”

astarion, the man who broke the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago thanks to the love, care and compassion that you showed him when no one else did.

astarion, the man who confessed that he loves you and feels safe with you; something he has never felt with anyone before.

#my darling boy :(#astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #his backstory and character development make me want to bawl my eyes out #this is why i get so angry when people don’t even try to understand him #and when they reduce him to things he’s not #like do you pay ANY attention to anything he says??#or do you just stare at him and drool and then continue to sexualise him #sorry if that sounds dramatic but ughhhhhh man #it’s just incredibly annoying #like i don’t know why some people choose to pick up an intense game with really deep characters if they’re not gonna try to understand them #like they weren’t just made for you to treat them like they’re objects #and what gets me is the fact that astarion would HATE how people talk about him #and yes yes i know he’s not real i’m not dumb i am aware!!!!!#but he would absolutely hate it #that flirty sexy vampire image you have of him isn’t even real #it was a mask he wore #he was literally forced into doing those things #even in the game he has a reputation for flirting and sleeping around but that’s not even who he is or what he wants #it’s all an act #and it’s just so sad how everyone reduces him to that when it traumatises him every day #and apparently there’s a scene with raphael where if you haven’t seen astarion’s scars yet ->#raphael basically says he’s surprised astarion has kept his clothes on for this long and then he strips him naked in front of everyone #it’s so horrible and unfair #i just want to hold his hand and hug him tight. he deserves so much better in the game AND in this fandom #tw abuse #tw sa #my posts

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peterskateboard · 11 months

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i feel totally normal about this

totally

totally normal

OSCAR ISAAC HERNANDEZ ESTRADA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEE

#jesus fucking christ #he's too fine #oscar isaac #miguel o'hara #he drives me insane #THAT SMILE #LOOK AT THAT SMILE #AND THOSE DIMPLES #they're so incredibly sexy #so fucking cute

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lazycranberrydoodles · 5 months

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wei wuxian really put his whole pussy into the donghua yiling patriarch reveal huh

#the huge flock of crows and the green fire and the dark aura and the resentment spikes(??)#[megamind voice] PRESENTATION!!!!!!#not art #mdzs #currently looking for backgrounds for the mdzs aa au. involves rewatching parts of the animation and WOAH #sorry he killed and maimed and cannibalized and tortured all those people :/ he looked sexy doing it #the gender stored in the yiling laozu cannot be understated. GOD i wish i could cosplay him #i wish. they couldve put in the wwx/jc reunion in s1e15 :(#jiang cheng my (indecipherable noises)#hes so relieved and happy!!!!!! the reunion scene URGHRGRHRG. genuinely torturing wen chao IS a bonding moment #adn it speaks to the whole horrors of war thing.. when you have nothing left to bond over (because yunmeng burned) you bond over violence #and the fact that it is in THIS scene that its very emphasized how close they are/how much they trust each other/how they grew up together #. ouhhghhhh.#wwx is quipping at him about being a sect leader and jc is complaining about how long he was gone. they are so incredibly severely #traumabonded guys. ugh. also honorable mention to the cql after-lotus-pier-burning scene for being fucking heartbreaking. love you mwah #mdzs spoilers #at this point in time lan “cannot talk about his emotions” wangji and jiang “bitches and complains as affection” cheng and wei “arrogance #and self destructiveness" wuxian are not communicating very well. shocker #to delete l8er

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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months

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Fernando Chair Lore: 2013 edition(no lore, just pics haha):

#100% normal not derangement post what are you talking about!!!#you guys: 'wow she really likes this chair huh....'#itll all come full circle i swear to you #but also just like this is a comp post i really feel passionate abt CAUSE HE LOOKS SO GOOD OKAY #like....theres 30 pics...i cant even BEGIN to comment #so just let me know your fav yknowwwwwwww #or just join me in appreciating these fine photos #i want to be the ferrari photographer who was just lurking in the garage waiting for nando to sit down #anyways 5th one down on the leftmost side...i hope you know what my thoughts about that one are....#these pics have incredible range: brooding...puppy cute...super villian sexy mastermind...#bro is COZYYYY #also these are just from getty. im sure theres more but i wasnt ready to get into alladat. it was a lot already #fernando alonso #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fa14

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 3 months

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my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

#carver hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me #carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices #in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested #'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship #look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on #honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden #oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude #also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character #but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them #and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family #for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo.....#i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause #also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off #sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day

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musette22 · 1 year

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Sebastian Stan at San Diego Comic Con 2013

#Greasy Vampire Twink Seb #my beloved #sebastian stan #this is one of my all time favourite looks #he is both so cute and so sexy and so emo #it's incredible #San Diego Comic Con 2013 #I am terrible at giffing but it's fun so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 6 months

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Various posters for The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

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linoguy · 1 month

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twice’s stylists for jeongyeon drive me nuts but what’s new 🚬 I’ve made this post before but if they stopped trying to distract from or hide her weight they would realize that her weight actually doesn’t make her less attractive but More attractive and that by trying to hide it to begin with, they bring even more attention to it despite all their attempts, even though it’s not a bad thing to begin with

#the amount of fucking incredible outfits she could have with a NORMAL DRESS instead of weird ass waist ‘cinching’ skirt on every single #outfit to give off the idea of a waist #they act like her weight makes her inherently less feminine #she seems to enjoy different ways of expressing herself and I like that about her #I just wish all the outfits her stylists give her weren’t so fucking obvious that they’re trying to work against her weight instead of with #it << WHICH IS SO EASY BTW!!!! BC SHES LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL #I’m 🚶🏽‍♂️🚬 don’t mind me i just get so fucking pissed with kpop and it’s weight obsession #don’t even get me started on how they style changbin. he’s literally a sexy ass dude and they’re pouring cloth over him like hiding his #very form will distract from his weight #kpop I’ll kill youuuuuuuuuu #anyways.

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codychristiantreasures · 4 months

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Lil update.

#cody christian #happy boy #he’s so cute #I want to snuggle him #also incredibly sexy at the same time #I can see a face in the tattoo and that’s it #and the hat again omg #take it off #asher adams #all american #theo raeken #teen wolf #mike montgomery #pll #cody allen christian

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l8tof1 · 2 years

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a fan gave him an amethyst bracelet 💜

#this is so cute and he is so sweet and patient and wonderful #but unfortunately #I’m incredibly distracted by his sexy arm/wrist/paw #🥴#lewis hamilton #f1 #hungarian gp 2022

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vveissesfleisch · 3 months

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frankly if i don’t see tig in some cobra kai season 6 promo material soon im going to start throwing hammers

#*christian bale batman voice* WHERE IS HE????????????#like literally where is my boy #are you joking with my entire life #i already fear/know this season is going to be incredibly unsatisfying #so i am gonna need my horrible sexy old man’s presence onscreen to be copious and delicious #tig #terry silver #snake husband

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peterskateboard · 11 months

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I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse ♡

#across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #spider-man 2099 #oscar isaac #my love #he's so incredibly sexy i can't #I'M ATTRACTED TO ANIMATION

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carolmunson · 4 months

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i know part three of the baby as if flashbacks is taking forever but TO BE HONEST, it is coming together and i personally feel like it is worth the wait. it is so juicy. they are so CUNTY.

#and also like it's incredibly sad and mean but they are so CUNTY #he's such a little BITCH #and steve is so sexy good god

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