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#rendog#renthedog#renthedog fanart#hermitcraft season 10 episode 2#hc10 ep2#hermitcraft spoilers#ilu ren#the mug was gifted by mumbo#hermitblr
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Mumbo: Ren, if you could please, right. At some point, do something, that doesn't involve me having to shout at your incompetence, that would be ideal.
Mumbo: Because my viewers are starting to think it is personal, when really it's not.
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This week, on Hermitcraft: Cleo, Skizz, Grian and Etho get launched into the stratosphere. Mumbo goes to the moon. Grian sets new fishing records
#what an eventful episode 2 people are having#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#zombiecleo#skizzleman#grian#ethoslab#mumbo
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ren and mumbo this season
#the mumbo yelling at ren saga continues in episode 2 btw#it has been 2 minutes#pluiplup's rambles#mumbo#rendog#hermitcraft spoilers#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10
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Hermitcraft s10 clip transcriptions
[From Beef’s ep2]
Iskall: Did I?
Beef: Yeah, you’re the only one that hates this- the diorite as much as- as anybody on the planet.
Iskall: This is news to me.
Beef: . . .
Beef: No acacia sapling for you *goes in house and closes door in Iskall’s face*
Decided I’m going to start a series of funny moments on the Hermitcraft server that I think about a lot. Here’s the first one, from Beef’s second episode. If you have any suggestions let me know! I have a few others lined up but I’m sure I’m missing some.
#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft#vintage beef#iskall85#clip transcript#beef’s episode 2#funny clips#hermitcraft s10 clip transcriptions
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#apparently i’m hermitclips now#iskall85#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s10#video#uh…#hermitcraft spoilers#iskall85 hermitcraft season 10 episode 2
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MS. FALSESYMMETRY. MA’AM. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
#maam your lore is INTRIGUING and BAFFLING#every single episode just gives me like 10 more questions and a single vague hint to an answer from the previous#this is a positive thing I'm having the time of my life#but what#falsesymmetry#empires smp#empires smp season 2#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 9#does this fit or disprove my e!false theory? who knows!
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Etho immediately choosing Decked Out 2 (+Tango's reaction)
xBCrafted's Season 10 Episode 17 Hermit Q&A
xB: So, question number three. What has been your favourite project, build, and/or event since joining HermitCraft?
Etho: That I did? Or that other people did?
xB: Uh, just, whatever. Whatever you...y'know, your favourite. Just, whatever.
Etho: Oh, that's gotta be Decked Out 2, then.
xB: Okay. (laughs)
Etho: (laughs) Easy answer!
xB: I mean, you only played it a little, though...
Etho: Ahh, it was a few months. A few months of my life, there. Got a little bit involved.
xB: (laughs) A couple minutes, here and there, you know.
Etho: Yeah.
xB: I know how you are. No. (laughs)
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xB: I feel like your answer is gonna be the same as Etho's.
Tango: Oh, did he say Decked Out?
xB: Yes he did. (laughs)
Tango: Ohhhh, my hero! Yeah, Decked Out is definitely my answer. Slam dunk.
xB: I was like, 'Yeah, what do you mean? You only played, like, a little bit...'
(both laugh)
Tango: Well, that -- Honestly, the fact that he said that, means -- means everything to me. That's great, that he values it that high. That's great. That's great.
xB: Oh, yeah, yeah. He was like, he was like, 'That's easy. Decked Out 2.' I was like, 'Okay!' (laughs)
Tango: (laughs) Fantastic. Good! Good!
#xbcrafted#etho#ethoslab#tango tek#tangotek#tangtho#hermicraft#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft season 10#decked out#decked out 2#hermitcraft s9#hermitcraft season 9#also. he wasn't the only other one (pearl. hypno). but I loved Bdubs answering decked out as well#''phh it's gott-- this is. this is. it's gotta be decked out. it's gotta be.''#''has anybody said that? everybody's probably said that'' ''well. etho and tango.'' ''yeah. okay! okay! (laughs) yeah. yeah''#''I think decked out was probably the funnest thing I've been a part of on the server''#they're just <3#I love when compliments#I love friendship and admiration and praise#and appreciation#bdubs and tango <3 he was so genuine too. ty bdubs
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OKAY SO what with the TWO new Hermits implied by the updated banner I will say that, though the Skizz truthers have me convinced, I now have room to do my own crazy red string monologue and throw my hat in for my choice
1) Mythical J. Sausage (the J is silent) is a multitalented S-tier builder that absolutely deserves to be shoulder to shoulder with the Hermits. The man does buildings, interiors, terraforming, custom trees, and he does them SO WELL.
2) The production values!!! Beautiful replay mod sequences with shifting camera perspectives, shaders, music that sets the tone for each segment that's different from series to series. He already has more than a million followers on YouTube and for good reason!!
3) He has been SO consistent lately. He started a hardcore world about three months ago (about the time you might expect the Hermits to finalize their s10 choices maybe...???) and already has 15 episodes and hasn't gotten involved in any other big content. (He did just start playing a little of the BCG server but from what I understand that's super casual /copium copium copium).
4) That hardcore world is conveniently about to reach a good "pause" point. He started his world on a cherry blossom biome island that he's filled with a medieval village and starter farms, he's said it's almost full and what's left is the castle. I'm guessing the new season will start the first week of February, so if Sausage puts out a video this week building out that Castle and finishing that island it will be MIGHTY CONVENIENT TIMING.
5) This man can GRIND. His Hardcore world hasn't even been going half a year and he's built... So much??? Magnificent! And when he was on the Hermitcraft server he did the Razorcrest for scar AND the player head baby yoda/stormtrooper merch AND the noteblock themesong AND still built in the xmas village and other "diamond of peace" and so many other shenanigans. Did the man even sleep? He can grind with the best of them.
6) He can do redstone, too! Maybe not unique designs, I honestly don't know, but he builds farms for build materials no problem.
7) The DRAMA this man loves his improv and his backstory and trauma lore! For every series he does! Can you imagine if he gets to interact with Ren for an extended period of time, what that would do to them, to us?? Give Martyn a run for his money!!
8) Which brings me to my next point, which is that Sausage is already One of The Gang, because he's been in series with so many of the Hermits already! Empires and the crossover, obviously, but also Pirates with Cleo and Origins with Scar, and he's even done MCC! Joel is the only other player with the same depth of different series but there are other people truthing him already.
9) The EPIC BROMANCE with Pearl. My god the devotion of this man to his sunflower goddess bestie. I would try to do ot justice but y'all have seen floweroflaurelins work, you already know.
10) He's already a PG streamer but with HILARIOUSLY PG-13 tendencies. Imagine him and Cleo cracking each other up at an HHH stream, *grips your shoulders* IMAGINE IT.
11) Sausage comes with his own mascot in the form of interdimensional dog extraordinaire Bubbles, but he's also just an animal lover on general. Mans drinks his "I love Jellie" juice and had her in his world even before the sad news of her loss.
12) Diversity win! No one should be hired just for their gender, race, sexuality etc etc unless it's truly necessary to the job, but we were all happy when more women got added to the server in s8 and I know a lot of people would be happy to see some ethnic diversity added, too.
... That bulletin board had a lot more pins in it than I thought it did but anyway MYTHICALSAUSAGE TRUTHERS/ALL OTHER TRUTHERS RISE UP SPEAK YOUR TRUTH! we'll only get to wildly speculate for a few weeks so we might as well make it everyone else's problem ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST!!
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hey uh @hermitcrimes so i know it's only the first episode of hermitcraft s10 but we already have a SEVERE ethics code violation on our hands, perpetrated by none other than DocM77
(i'm putting this under a cut because tumblr autoplays videos and well. if you are even mildly distressed by Extremely Questionable Ethics relating to non-player creatures in video games then this will definitely upset you)
clip source: Hermitcraft Season 10 Episode 1 by docm77, uploaded on Feb. 3rd 2024, timestamp 2:33:00
what, and i cannot possibly overstate this enough, THE FUCK.
#amys' tag#hermitcraft#mcyt#hermitcraft 10#undescribed#animal cruelty#cw animal cruelty#<- jic because. well. I mean.
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2 bros… sleeping on pearl’s verandah…
pearl, season 10 episode 4
[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 10, taken out the front of pearl’s house at night. Tango is asleep in a bed on the verandah. Etho is asleep in a bed on the path out front. Pearl is standing between them, in 3rd person back perspective. They’re all in full diamond. Etho’s the only one without a shield. End ID]
#tango tek#tango but everywhere#tangotek#hermitcraft#hc10#pearlescentmoon#etho#ethoslab#etho’s lab#you could also call it a deck or a porch I GUESS… but i like verandah. or veranda. it’s unclear which spelling it is#i got both when i spellchecked it but i thought the one with the h looked right
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Compilation! [But its mostly Grian, Mumbo, and Scar]
I generated these a a while ago, they’ve been sitting in my drafts unfinished for like months. There's some references to ships incuded, as well as *slightly* suggestive lines and jokes, but nothing explicit, obviously.
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Mumbo, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Grian, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Scar, plling out a Pokeon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Iskall, trebling: What are we playing?!
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Pearl: Iskall, you're such a genius!
Iskall: Yes, I know.
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Grian and Mumbo: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Grian: We need an adult!
Mumbo: Grian, you are an adult!
Grian: We need an adultier adult! Get Iskall!
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Scar: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Mumbo: Oh, you've been?
Scar: Once. In Monopoly.
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Grian: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.
Grian: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Scar: Are You having another depressive episode?
Grian: A depressive episode?
Grian: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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Grian: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Scar's birthday invitations.
Mumbo: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Grian: "Scar's Birthday" .
Mumbo: So what do they say instead?
Grian: "Scar's Bi" .
Mumbo:
Mumbo: Works out either way.
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Mumbo: You saved me! Why?
Grian: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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Mumbo: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I'll find it along the way.
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Grian, about Scar: They're speaking in some kind of French.
Mumbo: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
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Mumbo, holding a fork: You know, you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each selling for about $16,000 on the blackmerket.
Iskall: ....
Mumbo: *lip smack*
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Grian: Something's off.
Scar: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Grian: No, but that's funny.
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Scar: I mean- Grian's just standing there now.
Scar: Waiting for me I guess.
Scar: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settles down.
Mumbo: Settled Down?
Scar: Well, they only stabbed me once.
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Mumbo, Grian and Scar: *screaming*
Iskall: *runs into the room* What's wrong Scar?
Mumbo: Wait, why are you asking Scar that when Grian and I are also here?
Iskall: Because Scar wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Grian: *running towards Mumbo with open arms*
Mumbo: *moves out of the way*
Grian: Hey, why'd you move?!
Mumbo: I thought you were going to attack me.
Grian: I was going to hug you!
Mumbo: Why would you hug me?
Grian: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Mumbo: Would you slap Grian-
Pearl: Yes.
Mumbo: I didn't even finish!
Pearl: Sorry, continue.
Mumbo: Would you slap Grian for 10 dollars?
Pearl: I would do it for free.
Grian: Rude...
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Grian: Is something burning?
Mumbo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you~
Grian: Mumbo, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Iskall: *Locks Grian in the car* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Grian: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in the car?
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Iskall: How would you like your coffee?
Mumbo: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Iskall, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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Mumbo: Did Grian just tell e they loved me for the first time?
Scar: Yeah, they did.
Mumbo: And did I just do finger guns back?
Scar: Yeah, you did.
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Mumbo, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my jacket?
Iskall: Grian's in the kitchen.
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Grian: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of expresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions at once.
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Iskall: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
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Mumbo: You borrowed a crane?
Grian: Not exactly.
Iskall: You stole a crane?!
Grian: Exactly.
(This one fits so well with Grian’s fisherman hut its not even funny)
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Grian: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Mumbo: Oh no.
Grian: More like "oh yes!"
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Grian: You played me!
Iskall: Like the cheap kazoo you are!
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Mumbo: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
Pearl: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
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Scar: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Mumbo: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Scar: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
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Mumbo, looking at a selfie of Iskall’s: I hate this photo.
Iskall: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.
Mumbo: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.
Iskall: Up to kindness.
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Hopefully yall enjoyed that :3
#bailey’s ramblings#hermitcraft#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes hermitcraft#hermitcraft incorrect quotes#grumbo#scarian#its the whole boatem crew but tbh just foucuses on my fave poly uwu
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Gem: You didn't die
False: Nooo, why would I do such a thing?
#falsesymmetry#geminitay#hermitcraft#a quote#Falsesymmetry Hermitcraft season 10 episode 2 timestamp 11:21#btw just catched up with False's#everyone congratulate the queen of heads and body parts#what a nerver wreck of a person /positive#mod Evil Rat
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Hermitcraft X/10
I've been watching Hermitcraft 10 for a while, as a new person that only got into Hermitcraft 9, mainly because I got into Empires Season 2. I know that a lot of the Hermits weren't that active during Season 9, mainly talking about Iskall, Stressmonster and Etho. So, I never got into certain people.
I've been following the people that I was mainly following in Season 9, like: Gem, Grian, Pearl, Mumbo, Scar and Impulse.
But season 10 has piqued my interest into others and waned my attention a little into 1 person.
So, now I'm watching: Grian, Mumbo, Scar, Joel, Gem and Pearl. Sorry, Impulse, but somehow I don't find your content that interesting anymore and I think it has to do with maybe the interest in your building theme. Which is weird, cause I'm really interested in Joel's theme, which is kinda in the same theme.
BUT! I have found new Hermits!
Iskall : I don't know what it is. He seems precious to me and funny. I've only been watching "behind-the-screen" vods, not his actually hermitcraft episodes.
Etho : Fuck, he is precious and extremely kind. His interactions with everyone is just so lovely and I really love his build.
Xisuma : I have a secret crush on him, this giant doofus. I think it's his voice, his voice is just swoon-worthy. But I don't know what it is, but I can't seem to pay much attention to him when he's talking.
It's not that I hate the other hermits, cause I absolutely don't. But somehow I can't get into their content. Anyhow, this is just my 2 cents, just having a bit of a ramble.
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#hermitcraft season 10#Grian#mumbo jumbo#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#ethoslab#xisumavoid#xisuma#iskall85#smallishbeans#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv
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from Mumbo Jumbo, Season 10 Episode 2
[ID: A Hermitcraft screenshot where everything except Ren and Grian has been removed, they're both holding scaffolding, Grian has full iron except for a diamond chestplate, Ren is wearing iron boots, he has also been partially cut off by the block infront of him. End ID]
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Note that secret life or empires is not contained in last option as that is not Hermitcraft. Curious to see the results!
Also not first you’ve seen all the way through just which season was the first episode you watched a part of!
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