Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!
Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.
Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?
Persephone: *amused*
Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?
Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.
Zagreus: *learning how to blood bend* We're always behaving.
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