if you told me i would ship ahab from moby dick and hermann from the metamorphosis last year i wouldve thought you were insane
also obligatory:
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noooo don't use me like i used my crew you're so sexy aha
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Hermann: "Good work retrieving that Golden Bough for us Nelly. Welcome to my team here at N Corp. You've already met Aseah."
Aseah: "Ah, that Linton fellow truly did make an excellent dough. I wonder what we shall bake next..."
Hermann: "We also have another of Yi Sang's old compatriots, Gubo."
Gubo: "I heard you were with Yi Sang for a while. Did he ask about me? Does he want to come home? Did he-"
Hermann: "Hong Lu's brother, Jia Huan."
Jia Huan: "Ah, did my brother get you to finally wash those filthy rags of his?"
Hermann: "Sonya, who's technically only hired help."
Sonya: "Ah, I heard you were a Butler. Would you like to discuss workers rights some time?"
Hermann: "Our newest addition before you, Captain Ahab."
Ahab: "I SHALL SHARPEN EVERY HARPOON, SAIL EVERY WAVE UNTIL I HAVE SKWERED THAT BEAST ACROSS EVERY POSSIBLE REFLECTION! I, AHAB, WILL PROVE THAT I ALONE WILL-
Hermann: "And of course, me. I'm sure you've seen the excellent work I did with my ungrateful son. A shame my current Wing doesn't allow insectoid hybrids to be created under their watch."
Nelly: "...please tell me I at least get to wear the cool longcoat at this job."
Hermann: "You do."
Nelly: "Thank god."
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AU where Hermann makes Ahab get rid of her prosthetic, and it has the unintended effect of calming Ahab down significantly.
Turns out Ahab had the thing made out of whalebone, like in the book, and having that so close to her body for so long was not doing her personality any favors.
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I like to imagine Hermann takes any opportunity to fuck with Gubo she can. He's not really fired but she really likes the funny scared look on his face when she says that this time he's messed up too badly and she'll be disposing of him.
Plus it keeps him on his toes, you can't let your staff get too comfortable.
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this crawled into my brain and refused to leave
dante: ‹hey man, what's wrong?›
gregor: the voice of the distortion fucked hermann...
dante: ‹aw, c'mon, you know better! the voice of the distortion doesn't have a body.›
gregor:
dante: ‹gregor? you're sweating really bad...›
carmen, behind a tree: your mom and i really have a lot in common! (ʘᴗʘ✿)
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I drew Hermann cus I'm gay for her (gn)
The German says "My cute little vermin"
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the real reason Hermann wanted to recruit Ahab was because she was sick of Gubo and Jia Huan making out during their evil meetings and she decided she needed someone to make out with during evil meetings to show them how disruptive it is and you can pry this cracktheory from my cold dead hands
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i cant believe the canto just ended like that
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