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the-unholy-trinity · 8 months

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Oh no

#here comes the brainrot #emesis blue #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #emesis blue scout #emesis blue spy

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rainiiis · 2 months

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IF I SEE ANOTHER BOX OF CANNED PEACHES,,,,

#magnus archives #magnus joke #ig #martin #martin blackwood #went grocery shopping #came across this #brain immediately thought about martin #here comes the brainrot

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twizzlerr · 2 months

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what if we kissed our mouths together...... at the 2fort Intel room.......

#texas toast #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #fanart #tf2 fanart #my art #tf2 pyro #here i come with my stupid cringey yaoi men brainrot #forgive me

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maomango-doodle · 6 months

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"And I hope you die, I hope we both die."

(Lyrics : No children by The Mountain Goats)

#trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d. wolfwood #midvalley the hornfreak #wolfvalley #hornwood #tw blood #trigun rareship week #aaand here i come with wolfvalley for the first day!! how unexpected #feverishly drew this THEY MAKE ME SO ILL!!! REACHING CRITICAL STAGE BRAINROT #the prompts made me discover this song. i think it suits them #wanting each other's downfall even if it ends in their own #digging their fangs deep in each other's throat and not letting go. “keep your friends close but your enemies closer” am i right #unfortunately(?) i dont have anything else to offer for this fanweek so i'll sit back and enjoy everyone else's rare pair art🫡#(ok but MAYBE just mayyyybe i have smth in mind for day 3 but idk if i'll have the time or skills to draw it...)#shinxo art

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funnynamehaha · 1 month

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Please take my things I guess

#isat #in stars and time #siffrin #isat siffrin #odile #isat odile #wuh oh! here comes brainrot #man

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lieu-rey · 6 months

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some old carmen art from like 2021

#carmen sandiego #carmen #i feel the inklings of carmen sandiego brainrot coming on again JVNDJANB #this art is in my commission post but MY ass never posted it #so here we go<3 #my art #old art

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fulgurbugs · 22 days

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Felt like drawing the monster fest lineup today

#their designs (barring… drac.) are all so goooood #Cleo come home. I miss u. I want to make u hold hands with Frankie #anyways here they are lest we forget my other brainrot.#don’t have the long running drac pfp for nothing #fanart #myart #monster high #dux doll tag

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domirine · 1 year

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what if we were coworkers at a local library and had a slightly tense rivalry combined with unresolved sexual tension?

#avpol #art #jjba #mohammed avdol #jean pierre polnareff #SEE i was bitching earlier about avpol brainrot and it's still here but it did give me a kick to finish these n post them #brainrot shared is twice the brainrot or something <3 #image descriptions to come i have to feed a very hungry dog

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elllisaaa · 2 months

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eli, i’m having jake thoughts… 💭

jake and corruption kink, but you’re the one corrupting him <3

omgg yes the jake thoughts are coming back ! your brain dinna… your brain is fantastic !

JAKE + CORRUPTION KINK who had some experience before you became his girlfriend, but it was mainly classic, vanilla sex. he knew deep down that he wanted more, that he needed more to truly get off, but he was too ashamed to talk about it with his previous girlfriends.

it all started approximately two months after you started fooling around with your new boyfriend. you noticed that he was quite soft and loving whenever he was fucking you, and you didn't want to force him into something he didn't want, and without having talked it out with him beforehand. one time when he was going down on you, you grabbed his hair a little too hard, tugging on it unconsciously, he let out a moan against your clit that made you cum on the spot.

jake never brought it up again, so neither did you. but he couldn't help thinking back about it again and again, wishing you could pull his hair again, harder this time maybe. but he was too embarrassed to tell you that, and he didn't want to creep you out. though you weren't creeped out at all, and you wanted to test your theory about him liking it a little more rough sometimes.

so you took the opportunity that you were riding him and that jake had nuzzled his head in your neck to pull on his hair again, forcing him to look at you. and again, he moaned loudly, his hands gripping your hips harder as he started to buck up into your cunt. "you liked that baby boy ?" - "f-fuck yes, yes i love it !" - "want me to do it again ?" - "please, yes !" so you did it again until he cummed inside of you.

the aftercare was filled with a lot of talking, of course, because you wanted to understand to what extent you could play with him. "so, you love it when i'm more rough, right ?" jake only nodded, his cheeks burning red and doing everything he could to not look you in the eyes. but you grabbed him by his jaw, turning his head upward so he would finally meet your gaze. "do not feel shy about it baby, especially not with me, i won't judge you for what you like okay ?" - "it's just… i've never done any of these things before but i feel like i would like it."

he was so cute, shying away from your gaze everytime you asked him if he wanted to try this or that the next time. it was a lot, and you knew it, but this new territory to explore with him turned you on so bad. when jake knew nothing about all these things, you knew everything and you were here to teach him what he liked, he just didn't know it yet.

"remember that you have to tell me what you want me baby boy." jake nodded, already feeling his orgasm approaching. "i-i want you to choke me, please y/n…" you smiled and gave him a quick peck before your hand wrapped around his throat, making stumble over his own thank you's. "you're so good to me, you're becoming my perfect little slut right ?" - "y-yeah ! only for you."

your smile turned into a wide smirk when you realized that it was all going according to your plan : you were training jake to be your fucktoy, and you both equally loved the feeling of getting dirtier each time you fucked.

#the jake brainrot is coming back and i'm so here for it #eli answering your questions #eli's moots #dinna's asks #enhypen hard thoughts #enhypen hard hours #enha hard thoughts #enha hard hours #enhypen smut #enha smut #jake hard thoughts #jake hard hours #jake smut #jake x reader

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elystelleven · 4 months

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A Midsummer Night's Tragicomedy <3

(+ bonus doodle and w/o lighting)

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #crk #fanart #white lily cookie #pure vanilla cookie #purelily #illustration #rendering #they're married btw #MMMMMMMMM YEAH BABY #brainrotting so hard rn #WHITE LILY COME THE FUCK HOME RIGHT NOW 🔫👹#ps ps pssss over here wet cat 🎣#the scrunklies

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rainiiis · 1 year

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A wild veez has entered the askbox

What will she do?

Srsly your comic is SO CUTE tho <3

GASPPPPP YESSSSS WELCOME TO THE ASKBOX <33

Thanks again ! Here's a fun fact about that comic : it's the first art piece i finish in MONTHS that's how bad the brainrot was x)

#veez tag #ask box #VEEZ IN THE ASKBOX WHAT WILL SHE DO #to me it's more like a bird #like in harry potter with the owls uk #birdveez pog #here comes the brainrot #<333

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starcurtain · 4 months

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The Kinda Unhinged Ratiorine Fic I Want to Read

In an (admittedly very contrived) AU situation, Dr. Ratio finds out he's about to be cut out of his (mostly estranged) family's inheritance forever because of his complete lack of interest in continuing the family line. Which, all factors considered, does make perfectly logical sense. Investment of capital should go to the branch of the lineage most likely to benefit from it, and Cousin Tiberius has five sons and daughters already. Let the house and the trust fund go to them.

But the library.

There's absolutely no way Veritas could bear to be permanently parted from the staggering assemblage of paper volumes under his collected family's auspices. Not only would being separated from tomes so full of memories be heart-wrenching, but think of the devastating blow to his research! There are records in those archives that no other mortal eyes have ever gazed upon!

So there's only one solution for it: He needs to pass on his family name, immediately.

(Andddd the rest is under a read more because what is brevity?)

Problem 1: Veritas Ratio is very gay.

Problem 2: Statistically, single men have the lowest chance of being selected for adoption placement, and this Child Welfare Agent is looking at his alabaster head very, very strangely.

Think, Ratio, think. What is the most efficient way to solve such a tedious quandary?

The obvious first step is to increase his likelihood of being selected by the adoption agency, and the quickest way to do that is... Eureka! How elegant a design! He just needs to enter into a (temporary) committed and stable partnership to demonstrate a degree of domestic dedication and home-building prowess!

Problem 3: ...Where in the universe is he going to find a stable and committed man willing to marry him?

Ratio does not exactly possess the world's most endearing personality. He might... never have had any form of romantic relationship lasting past a one-night stand even, because it turns out most people don't like being scored a 2/10 on their technique during intercourse.

So he's probably not going to find a stable and committed man.

But... He might at least find someone willing--for the right price.

Enter Aventurine (stage left). He's as expensive as they come, the greatest reward saved for the highest bidder, but despite his festering ambitions, he's still trapped as nothing more than a high-class escort, owned by a company the IPC has on the books as selling everything but what they actually trade in: Avgin slaves.

Sigonians... The reputation--and sleazy men's curiosity--precedes him, and though he only has to get on his knees for the truly bold nowadays, he hasn't yet been able to make the ultimate gamble, pull the last string needed to finally gain his freedom: the freedom to live his life as he pleases--and to enact every ounce of vengeance he's been storing for decades like cards up his sleeves.

Until now.

Until an absolute madman shows up at the underground headquarters waving around an offer that no average person would possibly make: He wants to buy Aventurine and wed him.

(Because marrying a Sigonian thrall is a safe and sane thing that safe and sane people do.)

The offer is far too good to be trusted: A real marriage certificate but a perfectly fake marriage, a no-fault divorce once an adoption is finalized, and a guaranteed sponsor for his citizenship documents. A year or two of fake homemaking, this Veritas Ratio claims, and then Aventurine can walk away a completely free man, no strings--no chains--attached.

Well, Aventurine of the Myriad Stratagems has always held one skill dearer to his heart than any other: a crystal clear knowledge of when to fold--and when to go all in.

(...Problem 4: Amber Lord help him, Aventurine's new husband is the most irritating man in the entire universe.)

Alas, if only that was their biggest problem. Somewhere between learning to navigate the citizenship process, the adoption process, a truly unacceptable level of systemic racism, and also, increasingly, each other, Ratio and Aventurine discover that the circumstances of their lives might be far more entangled than they ever could have imagined from the beginning, and the same shadowy parties that profited off Aventurine's existence might have a vested interest in parting Ratio from valuable research secrets--permanently.

While struggling to maintain a charming and loving facade and struggling not to kill each other behind the scenes, Aventurine and Ratio also end up having to out-roll and out-plan a particularly dangerous enemy; something they can really only do together.

Or, tl;dr: Dr. Ratio chooses the most efficient but most unhinged method of finding a husband that intelligence could possibly contrive, only to determine that marrying a guy whose track record for unexplained deaths matches his track record for card counting really is the encyclopedic opposite of "committed and stable." Ridiculously enough, the trouble they get into is almost entirely Ratio's fault, the only one who is remotely convincing in front of the Child Welfare Agency is Aventurine, and sometimes it turns out the guy you married for the library ends up being the guy you married for life.

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quick-catton · 4 months

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heyyy besties so i watched mota ep2 and it was very fruity. what was that. i know it's supposed to be about serious war. but [minor spoilers] the phone scene where curt calls buck and egan (am i supposed to first name basis them? gale and john?? idk bro) gave me Thoughts, alright.

hear me out. tall stern serious keeps-his-boys-in-check bf (gale) x tall loud rowdy riles-up-his-boys bf (john) x short affectionate golden retriever looks-at-his-boys-like-they-are-the-sun bf (curt).

thoughts.

#thinking about writing a one off throuple smut fic for a ww2 series was rly not on my 2024 bingo card #but i sure am thinking about it #altho not sure anything can drag me away from all my cattonquick wips atp #but if you have thoughts... headcanons... tropes... fic ideas... etc... i am here my fellow deranged queers #i can't stop yapping someone come shut me up the way curt shut john up on the wing #barry keoghan #masters of the air #oliver quick #callum turner #austin butler #quick-catton brainrot

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takemyteawithformaldehyde · 5 months

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reblog if you're a power bottom at rock bottom

#i still cant honestly belive hazbin hotel is out #like ive waited for this show to come out for literal years #and its here #hazbin hotel brainrot #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #angel kins rejoice #loser baby

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hauntinglyghostie · 29 days

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inseparable. a shadow and its source. life and death. as much as you want to tear away the thought of him, you can't. you stood by him, and his shadow lingers.

also here's this TERRIBLY shitty drawing I made inspired by @denimscotch saying Lysandre needs to "take a chill pill. make slime or something" and @rainbowpufflez encouraged me to actually post it.

#so i was like “oh maybe my pokemon-specifically prfr-brainrot is going away!!!”#and then it didn't. and now we're here. yay. yahoo. yippee even.#yeah but im a big fan of being haunted by your ex (?) husband who--i mean it's really complicated. he “technically” died and all. but #people keep looking at you weird when you call him so husband so really what can you do /j #but unjokingly im a big fan of them being married prior to the events of XY because the betrayal is WOW. and also i think there's a lot of #guilt there anyways you know? even if they weren't involved at all that still sucked #but MARRIED? for TEN YEARS???? yeah. went from fighting over which color comforter to buy to “hey btw I'm killing everyone”/j #i think its also really awful if Lysandre ends up being Not Dead and comes back and then. what's the legality of that?#are you still married or not???? whats the consensus of “until death do us part” if your husband comes back. is that parting???? like?????#augustine sycamore #professor sycamore #pokemon #pokemon xy #perfectworldshipping #pokemon lysandre #lysandre #professor augustine sycamore

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poughkeepsies · 1 year

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OH IM SORRY SO YOURE GONNA SPEND THE ENTIRE EPISODE DRIVING HOME BUCK EDDIE AND CHRIS BEING A FAMILY AND BUCK AND EDDIE BEING PARTNERS IN EVERYTHING THEN HAVE EDDIE GO ON DATES WITH MIXED RESULTS NEXT EPISODES? AND YOURE WONDERING WHY THE RESULTS ARE MIXED???

#ILL KILL YOU COME HERE IM GONNA BITE YOUR NECK OFF #911 spoilers #911 fox #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #christopher diaz #weewoo brainrot

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