#help. help.
hello everyone! i think i have finally lost my fucking mind
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"we"
update: moon ass
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hmmm no i do not think i will let myself play a video game, instead i shall be productive and scroll the dashboard for the remainder of the day
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i could not find my own archive if you held a gun to my head
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[bleeding from the eyes] haha. butterfly effect
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IM LOSING MY FUCKIING MYIND. PLEASE. PLEASE I BEG YOU. I DON'T WANT TO BE INTERNET FAMOUS. NOT LIKE THIS
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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mspec gays are so cool i love you bilesbians and pangays and everything in between each and every one of you deserve the world mwuah
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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?
very simple concept called believing in human rights
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
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how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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