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#hello hello isn't this so soon :)
noxious-fennec · 10 months
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He's focusing guys let him focus on his art
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r7inyz · 3 months
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early birthday gift hello!! idek what blog to tag SO ATTACK @artisticjovie @jovieinramshackle RAAAAAAH ((i drew her twst oc lol))
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bugchuckles · 1 year
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sorry no art only edits that resemble the madonna and child
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earthssprout · 5 months
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👀 ... 🌷🍃🌱
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bonny-kookoo · 6 months
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I js read part 5 I take back what I said he’s gonna marry her or sum cuz this ain’t no god damn game hes making. And why he got a app to count the amount of times he’s had sex dude what😭😭
@euphoricfilter They've noticed the app help 😭
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hikayunas · 3 months
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doodlings-of-a-dragon · 4 months
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Unwritten Chronicles: Estrangement
Exhibition date: November 20 - December 8th, 2023 Medium: Digital Illustration
The titles of each piece as well as the artist statement are under the cut. For my privacy, I have changed my name to my pseudonym. The image descriptions are in the alt text ^^
A Beautiful Beginning
Our Shared Creations
Included From Afar
Excluded by Proximity
Act Like Nothing Happened
Keep It To Yourself
Where Did It Go Wrong?
Unwritten Chronicles: Estrangement is a fictional story that is the tale of the gods of light and darkness, named Lux and Nox respectively. They create a beautiful world together and fill it with dragons designed after each other. However, as time goes on, Lux becomes more and more frustrated as he finds himself in a position where he has less importance. He bottles these emotions up until something terrible happens.
This allegorical narrative reflects experiences and emotions that [dransnake] has had in her life. In her teenage years she dealt with several people who took her for granted and used her good nature against her. [Dransnake] wishes to show the burden and consequences that come with unbalanced relationships.
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apollo-cackling · 3 months
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o.O how do I have ~100k in the bank as Sun Ce????
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burke-juliet · 1 year
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shadow and bone netflix killing off david before he got to marry genya and be part of the triumvirate is my villain origin story
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In conjunction with my fic lovely laughing maiden, since it focuses on Lalwen, for a late day two entry of @finweanladiesweek I'm obligated to say that trans Findis owns my entire heart. I see young Findis as fairly similar personality-wise to young Galadriel, and I also think her deadname was something very respectable and politically safe unassuming, so I think her coming out went like:
Her: I am a nis, not a ner.
Fëanor: oh good that means she isn't a threat replacement problem to me.
Her: I am changing my mothername to Findis. I will be keeping the name Sartafinwë.
Fëanor:
Findis Sartafinwë: :)
(Also I really don't think Indis would be making such a big political statement with her firstborn, and if it's not a Statement then Findis is just. Not a great name. Hair-woman/a portmanteau of parent's names is not acceptable alone but in conjunction with the Statement becomes tongue-in-cheek, especially when the person who chose it is a trans woman with very pretty, very Vanyarin Gold hair.)
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zukkaoru · 2 years
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maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid except every level just says "my roommate to stop watching tv"
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pirateborn-a · 1 year
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also partial apologies to the ( pretty much ) ooc spam past few days i am very stressed ab these assignments and blorbos give me strength--- dsjksd
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astrxealis · 1 year
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i wna go into all mutuals inboxes and just say hi
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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i've gotta stop cooing at everything lol
#just me hi#if you've ever spoken to me you know i overuse 'oh' a LOT#with a bit of variation including 'ah' 'eh' 'uh/m' 'hm/hum/humn/hmn'#i see anything neat or funny or terrible and the first sound ever is 'ohhh'#depending on the situation it will sound Very Pitiful#oh that reminds me of the one time i did it around my brother and he spun around to look at me like thunder had struck the ground i was#walking#and he said it 'sounded like' i was 'autotuned'#which i still think of that quite proudly#yes i can make convincing Robot Noise but only when i'm paying 0 attention and i have to walk into a food court#oh speaking of Public Things so a couple months (or maybe not? i'm choosing to ignore Time) ago i was at the Big Store (very bad store.#pick the Worst Store Ever and we'll go with that) and i had to go get a grocery cart#WELL i have this nervous habit of singing or humming to myself and i do it under my breath in public#usually paired with muttering phrases like 'this is fine we're being normal no one is looking at us we are INVISIBLE! >:D' and it's AllNice#well i was walking past the old guy that was manning the front doors ('hello welcome to Big Store good bye see you soon (hate it when they#say 'see you soon' like sure whatever you're right but DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. that's a THREAT.))#and i'm mumbling 'just have to grab a cart it'll take a couple second this is fine we're alright' and as i'm walkin past this guy the#Crowd-Noise lulls and he makes eye-contact w/ me cuz i heard my mumbling and i'm telling you something in me d i e d#and i still. think about that#it isn't THAT weird but. lol#anyway tuning out#YOU tune in later for another fine installment of 'why did keeps do this why please'#and maybe i'll talk about the one time my little brother tried to down an entire tube of toothpaste :D#~+~ toodles ~+~
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phantomrose96 · 9 months
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The timeline for Pikmin 2 is so funny because like, Olimar's been missing-presumed-dead for an entire month (rightfully so, considering how very dead Olimar should have been with the events in Pikmin 1) and he escapes by the skin of his teeth and beelines it back home with the desperate desire to see his wife and children who've probably been starring on Dateline: Hocotate every day for the last month to be grilled about their tragically missing father.
And instead. Instead. The absolute literal second Olimar's ship docks down, his fucking boss of all people comes running out of the woodwork and shakes him by the shoulders going "Terrible news Olimar your new coworker fucked up and now we're $10 million in debt! Go immediately back to that planet you escaped from and hunt its wildlife to extinction in order to collect enough valuable treasure to pay this off."
Like we're not even gonna let Olimar brush his teeth huh? Not gonna shove some antibiotics in him for the undiscovered foreign pathogens clinging to his suit? This man survived 30 days on 10 days of emergency rations and probably a few bulborbs once he got hungry enough to no longer care about the parasites. Not a hello? Not a 'you're alive'? Not a coffee?
What the hell does this even look like from the President's perspective? Your shipwrecked presumed dead employee whose life insurance policy paperwork is sitting on your desk shows back up out of the literal sky, down 20% of his bodyweight covered in superficial injuries smelling like gangrene and carrying himself with the haunted and (no, dare I say, passionate?) look in his eyes of someone who has learned to indiscriminately kill for the sake of survival.
And your first thought is "oh thank god my single competent employee isn't actually dead. I need to exploit him as soon as possible."
President's so fucking lucky Olimar is both a broken salaryman and also deranged enough to find wonder in the hostile world that so very wants to rip him to pieces. If I were Olimar I'd have killed President and Louie on the spot.
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matchingbatbites · 3 months
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Happy Valentine's, all. <3
Eddie doesn't want to be making this call. Literally the last thing he wants to be doing is making this specific phone call, but he'll be damned if he lets his asshole of a roommate get away with this.
After a moment the ringing stops, and a voice says "Hello?"
"Uh, hi, is this Steve?"
"It is, who is this?"
"It's Eddie, Jake's roommate? I got your number from him." Well, from his phone when he'd left it unattended one day, but Steve doesn't need to know the details. "I really, really hate to be making this call, especially the day before Valentine's, but uh. Jake is cheating on you."
The line is silent for a moment before he hears a weak "What?"
Eddie's eyes squeeze shut at the heartbreak he can hear in that single word. He hates that he's doing this, but knows it needs to be done, for Steve's sake.
"I got home from work not too long ago, and heard him with some girl in his room. I took a video, if you want proof, but I just- I thought you deserved to know."
There's a bit of shuffling on Steve's end, along with a soft sniffle. "I, uh. I don't need the video. I believe you. I'm not all that surprised, if I'm honest."
He huffs a laugh, the sound so self-deprecating that it makes Eddie's stomach twist in empathy. "Guess that makes me three-for-three on my long-term partners cheating. I'm starting to wonder what the fuck is wrong with me."
That last part is softer, like Steve was speaking to himself, but Eddie hears it and frowns, because- because Steve is lovely. He can tell that Steve is beautiful inside and out, always kind with just enough sass to make him so fun to be around.
He's always makes sure to talk to Eddie every time he comes over, even if it's just a simple greeting or goodbye, and whenever he cooks at their apartment - because he's a great cook - he always makes enough for Eddie to have some as well.
It feels wrong to hear Steve talk like this, like there's something about him that needs to be fixed. Like his previous partners were right to abuse his love and trust, instead of treating them like the treasures Eddie knows they are.
Before Eddie can speak out to reassure him, the man continues. "Thank you for telling me Eddie. Spending Valentine's alone is gonna suck, but I guess that's better than spending it with someone who doesn't care about me."
"Spend it with me."
Eddie isn't sure where the request comes from, but as soon as it leaves his mouth, it's all he wants.
Steve gives a soft "Huh?" and Eddie repeats it, "Spend it with me. A boy as pretty as you shouldn't be cooped up inside on a day like Valentine's. Let me take you out, try to salvage it for you at least a little."
Steve goes quiet, and for a solid ten seconds, Eddie is sure that he's about to be rejected.
And then Steve says "Jake was supposed to pick me up at 6:30 tomorrow. I'll come by yours at six instead, so I can break up with him before we leave. Is that okay?"
A sigh of relief, and Eddie slumps into the wall behind him. "Sounds perfect, Stevie. Wear something nice, but casual, okay?"
"I can do that. I'll see you tomorrow, Eddie. And thanks again."
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Jake comes across Eddie the next evening as he's packing the last of the food into a bag. He's spent the last hour or so getting it ready, making sure it's all perfect even though it's nothing too complicated.
A meat and cheese plate with some fancy crackers, a jar of the pickled asparagus he's recently become addicted to, a bowl of diced fruit and a box of fancy chocolates he'd splurged on.
He'd even dropped money on a bouquet of roses, and he already has a few comfy blankets and pillows packed into the back of the van. Everything perfect and ready to go. When Jake sees his preparations, he lets out a low whistle.
"Wow, Eddie. Trying to impress someone?"
Eddie shrugs, trying to be as nonchalant as possible. "Yep. It's our first date, so I want it to be special. Didn't wanna go the usual, boring, fancy restaurant route."
He's sure that's what Jake had planned for himself and Steve, and it's confirmed by the way his nose wrinkles. "There's nothing wrong with spending money on your date, Eddie. If you have the money to spend, that is."
Jesus Christ, Eddie can't wait to move out of this fucking place, and away from this fucking asswipe.
"Anyway, I've gotta go pick up Steve soon, and I'm planning on bringing him back here tonight, so maybe see if you can crash with your date, yeah?"
"Sure thing-" Eddie replies, though he's interrupted by the sound of a knock ringing through the apartment. He grins wide, knowing exactly who it is. "That must be my date. Can you grab that while I finish up here?"
Jake rolls his eyes but complies, and Eddie freezes in place, not daring to make a sound so he can hear whatever interaction is about to happen.
The door opens, and he hears Jake's confused "Steve? What are you doing here? I'm supposed to be-"
"Yeah, we're not doing anything anymore. Ever again, actually."
God, Steve sounds so bitchy, and Eddie fucking loves it. He grabs the bag of food and the bouquet of roses from the counter, glad that he got dressed beforehand, and makes his way to the entry.
"What are you saying, Steve?"
"I'm saying that we're over, Jake. Maybe you can call the girl you fucked last night and take her to dinner instead."
Eddie turns the corner in time to see Jake's stunned expression, clearly not expecting Steve to throw that at him. He takes a moment to bask in the fire burning behind hazel eyes, until they slide to him and that fire vanishes, replaced with something sparkling and delighted.
"Hi, Eddie," Steve says, his demeanor changing like the flip of a switch, and Eddie beams. He steps closer and offers the bouquet of roses, along with a "Happy Valentine's, Stevie."
The money Eddie spent on the flowers was worth it to see the blush that floods Steve's face as he reaches out to take them.
"Oh, thank you. That's really sweet of you."
"What the fuck is happening right now?"
Eddie and Steve both turn to look at a very petulant and confused Jake, and Steve just smiles. "Well, you just got dumped, and my Valentine is about to take me on a date."
It takes a moment, but something must finally click, because Jake's face goes red with rage. Eddie just grabs Steve's arm, guiding him out of the apartment before the man can actually do something.
"So what's the plan?" Steve asks as he takes Eddie's hand, lacing their fingers together as Eddie leads him to his van.
"Well, uh. The next town over still has a drive in theater, and they're showing some old romance movies tonight. The drive to get there is pretty nice, and we'll actually have some time to talk, and then- I have some blankets and pillows in the back of the van, and I brought food so we can do a picnic during the movies. I mean, if- if that sounds good to you."
Steve's eyes are sparkling again as Eddie rambles, and he squeezes their hands in delight. "That sounds perfect, Eds."
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By the time Eddie gets home late that night, he's learned two things:
The first is that Steve had already been debating on breaking up with Jake before this whole fiasco, but the thing stopping him was that he actually likes being around Eddie, and he thought wanting to hang out with his ex-boyfriend's roommate would be too weird.
The second thing Eddie's learned is that Steve's smile tastes like dark chocolate and sunshine, and kissing him might just be Eddie's new favorite hobby.
(Eddie does eventually show the video to Steve, just to reassure him that he didn't break them up so Eddie could date him instead. The only comment Steve makes is "She's definitely faking, his dick game isn't that good.")
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