life is so ruthless so i must love you as hard as i can. basically

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

was on my instagram close friends story (my "I want to post this on tumblr but alas this is probably personal enough that's a bad idea" place) yesterday making a few jokes (at my expense) about my taste in women y'know as you do

...aaand then I remembered that out of the 3 people who can see those stories one of them's a girl I've confessed to and another is a girl I've dated before. just. hm. hm.

Good morning to doomed people only

other sy scribbles reminded me of these ones i never posted!! love this little guy. export says it was early december?

i would like to offer my sincerest apologies to anybody i hurt when i posted that i was a "fan of killing/stalking" earlier. i had no idea there was a manga by that name at the time

scrolling through my own blog like wow this girl has good taste and agrees with me on everything

cigarettes are so important to gay sex i wish they weren’t evil

being disabled is so fun because sometimes you can just be going about your day like normal and with zero warning your body will be like you have to lay down Right Now or you will pass out

Well it's like I always say

she’s out there making owl noises

Unrestrained winter fun

@todaysbird

weather's been warm enough lately I can start wearing my favourite... jacket? coat? again and it's neat