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bagelvangr Ā· 1 year
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every day we stray further from god's light (complimentary) šŸ«£
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whalechief Ā· 7 months
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so I just read The Helios Syndrome, a scifi novella,and tell me why at some point in the beginning I mentally replaced the two characters with izaya and shizuo.........
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toytle Ā· 10 months
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everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, iā€™m jean and fred
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mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation
mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation
fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations
:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ā€˜omgā€™ and ā€˜ttylā€™ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!
skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome šŸ˜Ž (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!
e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots
ā€œā€ā€team leaderā€ā€ā€ (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth
actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome šŸ˜Ž (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention
toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn
bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts
scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh
hey itā€™s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures
professor clean (xavier): 1) ā€œhello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all
grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer
weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š or else
mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons
another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) ā€œgay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children
magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children
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startledstoat Ā· 3 months
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mr d: Hello, peter. Hello nico.
Percy: ??? Why do you get your name called right???
Nico, putting on a pair of sunglasses: šŸ˜Ž it's called gay rights loser
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rainbowdaisy13 Ā· 7 days
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TTPD The Anthology Summary Part 1 *IMO*
This is viewed through a queer lens because I believe she is fucking done playing nice so now sheā€™s throwing it in our facesā€”FUCKING SEE ME
1) Fortnightā€”
I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me/I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic
*MIGHTY GOD we start right out the gate sad as hellā€”no one noticed her queer flagging both quiet and loud and that pushed her from being a functioning alcoholic to a not functioning one. She then says to the fans who refused to acknowledge her truth ā€œI hope that youā€™re ok but youā€™re the reasonā€ FOR ME BEING INSANE
*Mentioning wanting to kill people thatā€™s a first and I love it
*I love you itā€™s ruining my life OUCH šŸ¤• yes that sounds like something straight people deal with šŸ˜‘
2) TTPD-
*Iā€™m sorry I canā€™t remember what mutual said this, but I love love this as coming from Karlieā€™s perspective. It absolutely fits. She ground Taylor in a way no one else can
*First mention of suicideā€”both canā€™t live without the other
*Were crazyā€”owning the demons together
*The wedding ring lineā€”GOD
3) MBOBHFTā€”
*I see this one as Taylor viewing herself as a commodity, also as someone who is broken and needs to be fixed so that she remains lovable. It also gives me Cardigan vibes without the redemption arc
4) Down Badā€”
*Love this Alien Abduction theme. Melody is even spacey sounding. The entire song uses alien motifs and I adore it. Fave line ā€œtheyā€™ll say Iā€™m nuts if I talk about the existence of youā€ Brilliant šŸ‘½ Also the concept of an Out of this World Love
5) So Long Londonā€”
*Cool openingā€”beautiful when they layer her own voice
How much sad did you think I had in me? šŸ˜«
*I see this song as a My Tears Ricochet 2. Taylor giving all her youth to someone for free. You say I abandon the ship but I was going down with itā€”I truly believe she tried and begged them to let her come out for years and she was always shot downā€”2 graves 1 gun, more murder imagery
*So Long London, so long Big Machine
6) BDILHā€”
Absolutely beautiful and heartbreaking song
These people only raise you to cage you šŸ˜«
*Sarahs and Hannahs/braided hair/church/Elders making decisionsā€”giving cult/LDS vibes
Stay away from her -Elders are yelling thisā€”to who? Taylor? So Taylor needs to stay away from HER interesting
*Shed rather burn it all down than listen to them complain about her sexuality and how it impacts them
My good name, itā€™s mine alone to disgrace ā€”absolutely shots fired at Scott Swift
*Soliloquies line is incredibleā€”ā€œIā€™ll never seeā€ is such a burn šŸ˜†
*This isnā€™t a phase, this is who she is!!
*YOU AINT GOTTA PRAY FOR ME!! GET THEM ALL BITCHā€”SHOW THEIR ASSES
*This is my choice!!
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GET šŸ‘šŸ¼ THEM šŸ‘šŸ¼ ALL
NO YOU CANT COME TO THE WEDDING PERIOD
7) FOTSā€”
*Pretty Baby, much like Babydoll is reserved for women and gay men and theys and thems. We donā€™t call straight men this šŸ˜’
*Fresh out the slammerā€”realllly trying to get these idiots to understand that sheā€™s felt jailed /caged/trapped
My friendsā€¦Watch me daily disappearing šŸ˜« fuck
Wearing Imaginary rings šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜« Says hello to paper rings says hello to imaginary lockets
*Itā€™s gonna be alright she did her time!! šŸ„¹
8) FLORIDA!!!ā€”
I adore this songā€”my second fave on the album and absolute fucking banger. So glad Florence agreed to this they makes an amazing duo vocallyā€”main vibesā€”Florida is the place Taylor wants to go to fucking escape the mess she lives in day to day. Anything goes, everyone is there hiding from somethingā€”the law, family, winterā€”nothing is too weird or unacceptedā€”and a certain someone has a house there šŸ˜Ž
My friends all smell like weed or little babies šŸ˜†
Florenceā€™s verse is chefs kissā€”Earl had to die vibes, watching bodies sink into the swamp, just full on misandry I LOVE ITā€”is that a bad thing to say in a song?? šŸ˜† GET THEM ALL
Also I bet this song made Swifties uncomfortable šŸ˜†
FUCK ME UP FLORIDA šŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ¤˜šŸæšŸ¤˜šŸ¾
9) Guilty as sin?
The Gay Longing/Gay Sex Song
*Another* suicide referenceā€”but sheā€™s just joking right swifities?
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No no thatā€™s fine she just described an orgasm and if sheā€™s not touching the person, letā€™s assume the pic below ā¬‡ļø is like HEY THIS IS THE SEX IM SPEAKING ABOUTā€”itā€™s very much giving The Man pose for getting domešŸ‘€
And then the Jesus reference is just chefs kissā€”gay sex is seen as sin and unholy by idiots and she said ok then bitch, what if I tell you the sex is so good we ARE whatā€™s holy??
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She literally said messy top lip kiss and got away with it like šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
10) WAOLOMā€”
I justā€¦ā€¦this may be my favorite song of hers ever. Itā€™s absolutely incredible in its intensity, rawness, and truth as well as being a banger
Every lyric screams her pain
My bare hands paved their path/you donā€™t get to tell me about sad/ If you wanted me dead you shouldā€™ve just said
I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street ā€”Witch Imagery again!!
WHOSE AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME
šŸ‘¹YOU SHOULD BE šŸ‘¹
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Shots fired again at Scott Swift!! Letā€™s hear one more jokeā€”they mocked her pain because they truly thought they could convince her she wasnā€™t gay šŸ«„
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GODDDD šŸ˜«
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Put narcotics into all of my songsā€”ā€œa drug or other substance that affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegallyā€”a drug that relieves pain and induces drowsiness, stupor, or insensibilityā€
SHE SAID I HAVE TO USE MALE PRONOUNS AND FAKE REFERENCES TO MEN IN MY LYRICS SO YOU IDIOTS STAY STUPID AND HAPPY
and thatā€™s why youā€™re still singing along šŸ˜Ž
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Just WOW
Brilliant and Heartbreaking and RAW
šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤ We love you Girl šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
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gayrootvegetable Ā· 2 months
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wip wednesday !!
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thank you to @littlemisskittentoes and @hgejfmw-hgejhsf for tagging me šŸ’–
GUESS WHO'S BACK !!!! finally, after a 6 week writing drought, i have been making progress on my tumblr au! so enjoy this lil sneak peak of alex's anonymous ask and the first part of henry's response šŸ˜Ž
After watching two cinematic masterpiecesā€”Shrek 1 and Shrek 2, of courseā€”Alex feels much better. His sister always knows how to get him out of his own head. Itā€™s 9 PM now, AKA prime tumblr-scrolling hours. This realization prompts Alex to open the tumblr app on his phone, sending a surge of nervous energy through his body. He doesnā€™t worry for long, though, because right at the top of his dash is Hā€™s response. Alex slides into bed, pulling the duvet over his head to create a blanket cocoon, before beginning to read.Ā Ā 
Anonymous: hi i hope itā€™s ok that iā€™m sending you this. iā€™ve been following you for a while and your poems mean a lot to me. i thought i was straight but now iā€™m not so sure because surely a straight person wouldnā€™t connect with queer poetry, right? so i guess my question is, how did you know you were gay? and how do i know if iā€™m gay? (sorry feel free to not answer this i ramble when iā€™m nervous haha)
Hello, Anon. Firstly, thank you for this kind message. Iā€™m glad my writing meant a lot to you. Itā€™s nice to know that my sad gay pining isnā€™t completely useless. And donā€™t apologize, itā€™s okay to be nervous. I am quite the expert when it comes to being nervous, thanks to the anxiety disorder.Ā  As for your question, Iā€™m honoured that you trust me with giving you advice. Unfortunately, there is no way for me to definitively determine whether youā€™re queer or not, but I can offer you some anecdotes from my experience, and hopefully that will be helpful in some way.
i love them, your honor šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ OH AND the tumblr work skin i've been customizing for myself looks SO GOOD i am so excited
idk who has posted for WIP wednesday yet and who hasn't but tags under the cut as always sjdfhksjšŸ«”
@happiness-of-the-pursuit @songliili @leojfitz @rockyroadkylers @heartitinthesilence @read-and-write- @inexplicablymine @firenati0n @tinyarmedtrex @14carrotghoul @cactusdragon517 @anincompletelist @bidoofenergy @affectionatelyrs @gay-flyboys @emmalostinwonderland @rmd-writes @myheartalivewrites @xthelastknownsurvivorx @sparklepocalypse @ssmtskw @lizzie-bennetdarcy @ninzied @anchoredarchangel @benwvatt @magicandarchery @kiwiana-writes
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Hello, my dear friend! šŸ˜Ž
I hope you're having a wonderful day. I've come to fulfill my noble quest, as promised.
So, we've already had pregnant MC, which I adore and cherish, like all your works. What you do is amazing, and I hope you know that. You bring the kind of joy into our lives that I think does wonders for our weary souls. On top of that, you're one of the kindest souls I've ever met, and I'm lucky to have you in my life and be able to call you my friend. Seriously, you're a miracle and you make the world a better place.
But to my actual request. Could you please do headcanons about the M6 being pregnant? Seahorse dads are very much encouraged šŸ‘€ I often think about having children with Nadia, but I don't really like the idea of being pregnant myself (although our dear Countess does make me want to consider it every once in a while. The baby fever is very strong with her.) Plus, I'm certain there are other people like myself who prefer not to get pregnant or they simply can't for various reasons.
Thank you! Hugs to you and much love šŸ¤—ā¤
Ps.: I'll kiss you if you do it (in a friendly but still very gay way)
The Arcana HCs: When M6 get pregnant
@theintrovertbean I'm here to collect my platonic but still very gay smooch, please :3 (In all seriousness though, I keep rereading your kind words and trying not to cry, that means so much to me. I'm so glad I get to call you my friend too!!)
-- CW for mpreg (obviously). for headcanon purposes, all members of the M6 want to have a child with MC and are happy with being the partner to be pregnant. whether this happens by natural means, depending on what reproductive system you headcanon them as having, or by *magic*, said baby is 50% your DNA and 50% theirs. --
Julian
Did the two of you take active steps to make it possible for him to carry your child? Yes. Did he think he would be fortunate enough for it work? No. Is he surprised now, even though it's planned? Yes
The most freaked out about what his body is in the process of doing. Again, this is something he agreed to and genuinely wants, but it's just so surreal to him that he keeps needing to rationalize it
His way of rationalizing things is to study them
This does not help his ever-present anxiety, especially when he has to limit his caffeine intake and his mood swings are even more intense than normal. He is going to bury himself in research
And then completely freak himself out with the assorted random weird facts, unhinged medical theories, and pregnancy horror stories that he encounters. Which isn't good for the baby
Speaking of, he keeps swinging wildly between being hyperaware of the tiny creature he's growing and completely forgetting about his state. Suddenly his self-care directly impacts someone else
Spending nine months with limited caffeine intake and 0 alcohol was actually very good for him. (even if it made him cranky at first)
The overall process was fairly smooth for him - he didn't have a lot of awful symptoms, and the only health scares were his own anxious "what if" spirals after reading horror stories before bed
Kept working the whole way through (though with considerably fewer hours so he could get more sleep), and generally did a great job whenever he wasn't thinking too hard about it all
Asra
They never actively envisioned this happening in their future, but when you brought up having kids in the first place they were already fairly open to the idea of being the one to carry the baby
There was definitely magic involved in the conception. He's too extra for there not to be (plus, a little boost never hurt anybody)
For such a normally chillaxed person, they did not take this decision lightly. Everything from planning, to conception, to preparing to raise a kid is full of intentionality
He wants to ensure that his kid gets a childhood that lasts as long as they need it to and a happy, safe environment to grow and explore. His baby fever wasn't intense but his nesting habits are
They get in several last crazy adventures before they start to feel the pregnancy and then spend the rest of it either sleeping, getting the baby's space ready, or eating the most unreal food combos
Seriously, you expected weird cravings, but considering how unusual his tastes already are you didn't think it could get much weirder. It can get so, so much weirder (he even managed to finally pry open that jar of kool-aid pickled garlic and put it in custard)
Between their parent's enthusiastic support and Nadia and Julian providing full medical backup, they are well looked after
Not to mention the pregnancy glow. He makes it look ethereal
They aren't fond of physical discomfort, though, and it makes them unusually broody and cuddly. Please give them snuggles
They spend weeks creating the most whimsical nursery
Nadia
She was actually the one to bring it up when she started talking about her expectations of marriage with you after proposing
For how strained her own relationship with her family is, she's more excited about starting one of her own with you than you expected. When you tell her that you want kids too, she's all for it
Sets a rule as soon as she tells her family that she won't be accepting more than two visitors at a time. Namar nearly revolts
Her pregnancy was not easy, at all. It was months before she could keep a full meal down, she was in near constant pain, and the fatigue was unrelenting. And she never let on in public, at all
Seriously, the only people who knew how hard it was were her close friends, trusted Palace people, and doctor. From the outside it was as if she couldn't feel it at all and life carried on as usual
The biggest noticeable difference (aside from her growing bump, which she somehow managed to make her draping clothes look even more regal with) was having Portia deliver speeches for her
Towards the final few months, it caught up to her enough that she couldn't be nearly as active as she used to. She turned one of her side chambers into her office and took all her meetings there
It also became evident how much the Palace staff loves their countess - the cooks worked tirelessly to find easy meals for her (and satiate every craving beyond the laws of culinary art)
Not to mention that the garden was immaculately kept
The amount of gifts for the baby took up several small closets
Muriel
He didn't bring it up. No, you brought it up, because of how out of hand his baby fever was getting. He'd gone from begrudgingly letting kids climb on him to actively offering to help watch them
Which turned into a lifestyle - he started spending all his free time carving toys so he could carry them in his pocket in case some shy toddler looked like they wanted one. You're running out of firewood
He offered to be the one to carry the baby, if you didn't want to
The psychological aspect of it is much harder for him than the physical. He knows his own body, he knows his strength and capacity for survival, and he's comfortable with what he's doing
But that is a whole other person-to-be he's growing, they deserve the best they can get, and he's not convinced he's the best
Is this ... selfish of him? Is this greedy? He knows he'll put everything he is into being a good parent, but what if someone else's best is better than his? MC, what are we doing??
These anxiety spirals happen frequently, either when he's gone too long sitting by himself or when the pregnancy insomnia makes it impossible for him to sleep the amount he normally likes to
On the plus side, the mood swings actually make it easier for him to express what he's feeling (and for you to know what's going on with him) so that you two can navigate it together
Asra is so excited to have a nibling that they stop by almost every day with baby gifts (and supplies from Nadia, once she knows)
He full body freezes every. single. time the baby moves
Portia
Oh, she's wanted to have a house full of kids since she was a kid in a house full of kids. She brought this up with you as soon as she started talking about a future together and she is so pumped
Literally nothing about the concept of it fazes her. She's helped with plenty of pregnancies and births, she's seen the good, the bad, and the ugly, and she is fully confident with you by her side
In her mind, this is the first of many (assuming all goes well, which she fully believes it will) so this is her chance to take things as they come and note them down for future reference
Keeps a daily journal with all her pregnancy observations, plus doctor's notes from weekly check-ups and plans for the baby
You didn't know pregnancy could make somebody more powerful but somehow she's done it. You expect it to catch up to her at some point and for her to take time off to rest, but she doesn't
The pregnancy glow is real and it is named Portia Devorak. You've never seen her hair so bouncy and full (shedding increases x10)
The biggest downside is that she can't stand the smell of cooking or baking anymore, which has long been one of her comfort activities. You'll have to manage meal prep (or partner with a chef)
Speaking of, half the Palace is asking for updates on a daily basis (which she happily provides). Nadia's showering her with more supplies and maternity leave than Portia wants to accept
Julian panicked about being the doctor until Mazelinka shoved him aside and took over as midwife. Portia's in skilled hands
Lucio
This was not planned. This was a happy accident. (Though Bob Ross never painted such a surprised, panicked, violent tree)
Whether because protection didn't work, or because Lucio saw a glowing orb in a weird dream and decided to mess with it while he was sleeping next to you, neither of you were remotely prepared
It doesn't really compute for him at first. The growing thing in his stomach is about as real as the tooth fairy - it's a concept that people tell him about before he goes back to daily life
It's a concept he's fiercely protective of and wants the best for
On a practical planning level, you two take advantage of his relatively easy first few months to take on a bunch of high paying jobs and revisit villages that seemed like a good spot to stay in
He's almost symptom-free until the bump really starts growing and his body starts adjusting for the extra weight. Thankfully by then you've found a place to settle down and reliable income
Lucio, understandably, becomes a complete diva once you do
He's pretty darn proud of what his body is doing, and he's relieved beyond words that he's having an easier time than what his mother described, but he does not like the way he looks
Or the aches and pains, or the breathlessness, or the way his whole body feels swollen and sore. (at least his hair looks nice)
You've never had such a hard time keeping him to his intended budget. He sees one (1) baby item and his wallet flies open
His sweet tooth gets 1000 times bigger than it already is
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milksteakkk Ā· 3 months
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Hello hello milksteakkk šŸ‘‹šŸ˜Ž
Trent is gay (tell me more about this or not itā€™s self explanatory to me at least)
And heā€™s also a dumb princess
DUMB PRINCESS !!
OKAY SO cutting straight to it the reason i think treng is gay is because his idea of romance is so... movie esque. and not in the good way
the way he is with gwen feels like he watched a romcom and thought "so this is how im supposed to feel about a girl??" and just ran with it, with the way he always has to make some big, cliche gesture as a display of his love and stuff like that. the best example i can think of is the scene from s2 e5 where hes in the confessional and he says something along the lines of "dont girls like it when you help them?? hold a door, open a pickle jar, help them win a million dollar competition.." and it just made me think.... like thats so cliche. thats so heterosexual that theres no way a guy could ever truly feel like that about a girl. it doesnt really feel genuine, more like hes trying to believe that this is what hes supposed to be doing. and there are way more examples of this but thats the only one i can think of rn
one thing that i think about alot in regard to this is that trent is cannonically really popular with girls and i dont think that would help with the repression. in his head he thinks "girls like me so i have to like them back :) because thats who i am thats how im supposed to feel im such a stereotypical male love interest haha :)"
this is so disorganized help but tldr: i think trent is gay (or aromantic??) because his idea of romance feels like hes only doing it because he thinks he has to feel that way about a girl rather than genuine feelings
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ohh-fiddlesticks Ā· 7 months
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hello there!! iā€™m micah and this is my selfship blog šŸ‘ he/him but i get a little sillay with my gender sometimes + aroace and also gay šŸ˜Žalso im from strayyyyyyaaaaaa (gday mate)
i post about comic relief characters who also are kind of sad šŸ’— including dave s.trider and chandler b.ing, among others !
follow for lots of posts about things being silly and me turning characters australian
( pro.ship and associated get out pls )
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danpuff-ao3 Ā· 3 months
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I was wondering if you had any recommendations for fics with jealous Snape? I love love love your work - Cruel Summer introduced me to your wonderful writing, which lead me down the Snarry rabbit hole šŸ„°šŸ©·
Hello there! What excellent taste you have šŸ˜Ž With the jealous Snape, I mean. I'm a sucker for jealousy in fics. All those ugly emotions other people don't like very much? Sign me up!
I'm also so glad you loved Cruel Summer and have read more of my work! That makes my heart so glad to know, thank you! šŸ„°
There's not half enough jealous!Snape fics for my liking, but I've gathered a few here and I hope you find some you like! I won't bother self reccing as you're already reading my works šŸ¤­ Happy reading!
Foundations (or Where Do We Go From Here)
by avioleta. Rated: E. Words: 17,788. Hogwarts Eighth Year. First Time. Angst with a Happy Ending.
After the war, Severus retreats to the solitude of his dungeons. There are potions to brew, repair work to be done, and lessons to plan. But then Harry Potter begins turning up at all hours, wanting little moreā€”it seemsā€”than to irritate Severus. Severus doesnā€™t know what Potter wants. But he doesnā€™t know whatĀ heĀ wants, either. From the original prompt: Severus knows itā€™s not love or even affection that brings Harry Potter to his rooms at night.
A Long Time Coming
by Conzieu. Rated: E. Words: 191,133. UST. Harry/other. Happy ending.
There are signs from the days after the battle of Hogwarts that there is much more to Severus and Harryā€™s relationship than the conflict and hatred that had define it until then. It will take ten years of changes, personal growth, and maturing, as well as one year when both of them change careers and return to Hogwarts, for their feelings to finally overcome their prejudices, assumptions and fears and for the love of these soulmates to triumph.
Blowing Smoke
by DawnofTomorrow. Rated: E. Words: 231,967. Slow burn. Getting together. Self-discovery. Bottom!Snape. Oblivious!Harry. Pining. Awkward flirting.
Harry doesn't care about Snape beyond having to sit detentions with the man despite being of age. He doesn't. He asks him out for a drink just to get out of detention. So what if it's... nice? So what if they become friends? So what if Snape *is* lonely? It's not Harry's problem - at least not until he realises he's accidentally befriended the man, and just how much he cares for Snape. Well, shit.
Tart
by gracerene. Rated: E. Words: 652.
Written for the prompts: Pairing:Ā Severus Snape/Harry Potter Prompts:Ā This desire is eating me upā€¦ Word Prompts:Ā jam, jealous, jackhammer Kink:Ā Partially clothed sex
The Potter Phenomenon
by ines_iz. Rated: E. Words: 31,548. Internalized homophobia. Angst. Eventual fluff. Postwar. Coming out. Professor Harry Potter. Pining. Jealousy.
When Harry Potter, queer star of the Wizarding World, returns to Hogwarts as the new Defence professor, Severus Snape is not happy. In fact, he is positively outraged. Not only does Severus have to endure the man's obnoxious behaviour (not to mention his ridiculous sense of fashion), but he also ends up being dragged into Potter's attention-seeking plans ā€” and, ultimately, is forced to face a few demons of his own. Or: Harry Potter Goes Gay (and the entirety of Hogwarts Goes Gay with him)
Appearances
by Queen_of_the_Castle. Rated: G. Words: 186.
Harry and Draco spend a lot of time together. Severus suspects Harry of cheating.
Pandora Awakes
by whitecotton. Rated: E. Words: 1,390. Harry/other. Tragedy. Angst. Voyeurism.
Legend has it that hope is left inside Pandoraā€™s box. However, it is the other things that were released when the box was opened that hold our attention.
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THE FIRE IS BACK SODA AND YOU ARE NOT SAFE FROM ITS FURY
Would you rather;
Lead a cult. The cult was designed to harbor gay people from across the world, living in a mountain area with a waterfall. you were deemed a cult by homophobic straight senators who are actively seeking you out. But they will never find you, a cult has a divine entity it worships and yours defends you and your people like hell. However, you always have to look over your shoulder for spies and infiltrators
Be a divine being overseeing a cult, but you fall in love with one of your followers. You can never fully interact with them, only leaving writing on the wall or transforming into birds to see them. They donā€™t know why theyā€™ve been chosen, and youā€™ll be united the day they die. They will die in a riot on your cult, however, as you didnā€™t have the power to save everyone.
AHHH IT BURNS GOOGLE HOW DO I USE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER šŸ˜­šŸ§ÆšŸ”„ /j I love this questions lol
I'd pick option two cause I know the depression from overworking myself to lead a cult would get to me before any homophobic white men's assassin would šŸ’€ also spy drama are only fun when I'm a bystander, I ain't dealing with this shit šŸ’€
being a divine where I'm my own boss sounds chill asf though šŸ˜ŽāœØ and ohhh I'm down for some one sided yearning angst plot with additional death of a love one that I can't interfere to save their life? like hello where could I sign up for this āœļøā‰ļø
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jackwolfes Ā· 12 days
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hi hello watchmaker anon again - thank you for the fics and book recs! i know you've been struggling with the latest chapter of regency au and i know also you have a healthy view of not owing readers a goddamn thing (good job keep it up a+ thinking), but just in case you need to hear it: your writing will be appreciated in its own time, when it is ready, and i hope it continues to bring you joy and satisfaction. this loyal reader will be here when the chapter drops and if the chapter never drops, then how lucky we are that we already have 9 to read again and again. stay gay, have a good day šŸ˜Ž
this is so very lovely of you, thank you šŸ„¹
i just had a really grim weekend that's sort of knocked me off balance for the rest of the week, and i think ch10 just needs a solid once over with fresh eyes when i've clawed myself back to general sanity. for now i'm aiming to get it live on friday and pick the regular bi-weekly friday postings from this week on šŸ’–
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shylemon0 Ā· 2 years
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Gareth x Will Byers (Headcanons)
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Hehehe my first ship headcanons ever and they donā€™t even know the other person exists šŸ˜Ž
(If the characters could read our fics or Headcanons of them in their world, I think Will would probably read my Gareth x artist!reader Headcanons because of course he would lol)
Warning: Gay shit, bullies, implied homophobia, Will being flustered, Gareth lovingly teasing Will, kinda in a world where the upsidedown isnā€™t a thing (I honestly just forgot to write about and just donā€™t feel like writing about rn lol)
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Ā· After Joyce decides to move her family back to Hawkins Will joined the hellfire club and there he met Gareth, a pretty cool guy that he totally didnā€™t get a crush in the second he saw him, Will started to hang out with him and rest of hellfire and quickly got over Mike, becoming really close with Gareth and almost seeing him as his best friend (besides Lucas and Dustin ofc)
Ā· Basically after Gareth finally put the pieces together and realized that Will was gay heā€™d go all out with the subtle flirting and compliments, ā€œHello handsomeā€ Gareth smirksĀ ā€œuh w-what- hišŸ‘‹?ā€ Will mumbled in flustered shockĀ 
Ā· Gareth mostly was freaking out internally about his new crush and had to pry his own eyes off of Will every time they saw each other,Ā ā€˜Holy shit heā€™s handsomeā€™Ā ā€˜No stop it brain- this is not happeningā€™ heā€™d continue to think over and over again,Ā ā€˜oh fuck heā€™s perfectā€™ Ā· The both of them was pretty shy about any physical affection at first, like if they were sitting next to each other and one of them slides his hand slightly touching the others hand with their pinky, both of them would be a blushing mess as they finally lock their fingers together
Ā· Gareth introducing Will to more cool music that they can listen to together Ā· Eddie would probably subtly write in love scenarios with their dnd characters so their characters might end up being partners in crime (boyfriends) in the campaign, some of the others in hellfire might find it odd if they donā€™t know about their rl relationship but Gareth and Will appreciates itĀ 
Ā· Will has always been a big target for bullying his entire life and it all being mostly for homophobic reasons, but Gareth is here for him now and will defend him at all cost, especially since now bullies are being way more physical than beforeĀ  Ā· Gareth really helping Will come out of his shell and try out new things heā€™s always wanted to, like go to a concert, play a instrument, be more open about his sexuality or maybe dressing a little punk to see if he likes it
Ā· Shyly kissing each other every chance they get but also being paranoid about being caught Ā  Ā· Jonathan thinks Gareth is pretty cool and that heā€™s a perfect fit for Will, basically heā€™s just their super supportive hype man that helps them keep their relationship secret
Ā· Since Will is such a artist, you could only expect that heā€™d paint and draw a ton for his boyfriend, small doodles heā€™ll give Gareth during the day or a full blown painting with tons of small details for special occasions :) Ā· After one of the shows Garethā€™s band was playing he brought up Will to the stage and kissed him in front of everyone, and to Willā€™s surprise everyone cheered and ā€œooohšŸ˜šā€ at them (since almost every single one of the people there were allyā€™s or queer themselves), Gareth just ended up chuckling at Willā€™s reaction and bringing him into a hug
Ā· Will reading out loud to Gareth while he lays down his head in Willā€™s lap, and him recommending Fantasy books to Gareth, Also Gareth reading Horror books at night to Will when they have sleepovers which quickly ends up in Will being scared and paranoid and Gareth laughing while comforting Will,Ā ā€œoh shit- I think I heard something outside!ā€ Will grabbed Garethā€™s armĀ ā€œitā€™s just a catā€ Gareth laughsĀ ā€œyou have nothing to be scared about, Iā€™m here for youā€ he whispered as he put an arm around Will while laying back down
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Taglist:Ā @la-vaca
(I have a taglist now! Itā€™s on my pinned post if you want to know more about it!)
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alex-supremacy4 Ā· 5 months
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things my classmates said
this will include ME becausw im funnier than every sijgle one of my classmates (this is a joke im not funny at qll.)
tw: sh jokes, suicide jokes, horrible nicknames/names in general, suggestive themes/words, etc
isa: we are the SIC!
soph: .. weren't we the ci-
isa: we are the sic now. we are NOT cis.
soph: why did you say it like that-
--ā˜…--
micheal (MEEEE!!!): *coughs*
caleb: bless you!
micheal: uh. i coughed.. ahah.
caleb: cough you šŸ˜Ž
*lui bursting out laughing*
caleb: LAUGH YOU!
*lui now fucking dying*
caleb: FUCK YOU!
*he cant breathe from laughign too hard pray for bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™*
--ā˜†--
steph: guh
aden: guh
steph: guh
aden: guh
levi: SHUT UP!
steph: can you not.. we're trying to communicate
micheal: that doesn't seem like communicating.
aden: WELL YOU SHOULD KILL YO-
--ā˜…--
al: teek teek teek
ken: micheal hey micheal micheal?
enz: uuugghh im tired.. *complaining*
micheal: *fucking tired of being in this group*
--ā˜†--
adrian: i hope you slit your wrists and then you end up cutting one of your veins and you bleed out and end up passing out from blood loss and then end up dying while unconscious
micheal: thanks!
audrey: ... oh.
--ā˜…--
jo: ...
dusk: hello?
audrey: WOMAN! WAKE UP!
jo: ...
audrey: yeah she's dead.
dusk: HUH?
--ā˜†--
jules: that fucking fatass cat just fell over the goddamn counter
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adrian: i love balls!
micheal: relatable
adrian: the ones in gym class!
micheal: i can not relate at all
adrian: from the guys!
micheal: i relate
adrian: the dodgeballs, basketballs, all of that!
micheal: i cannot relate anymore. fuck yiu
--ā˜†--
isa: you can't be gay!
micheal: oh but i am
isa: how?? you're not a boy!
micheal: oh but i am
soph: you're a boy?
steph: you were a girl?
怊ā˜…ā˜†ā–ŖļøŽā˜…ā˜†ć€‹
i was the funniest here (i wasnt)
anywayd umm like and sub and hit that notification bell and ill see you guys in the enxt video
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peter-quill-is-so-fine Ā· 9 months
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random quill hcs
WARNING āš ļø
there are alcohol related hcs after the "keep reading" mark. if this upsets you, do not keep reading after that point.
ā­- he loves pancakes
ā­- he flirts when he's sad to cover up his sadness
ā­- he has been to sakaar and he did get a chair. yondu had to rescue him ("dad can you come pick me up im scared")
ā­- sometimes claims he is groot's dad but when groot is difficult rocket is suddenly groot's dad šŸ˜’
ā­- he's secretly obsessed with hello kitty
ā­- he is the kid that taught all the other kids swears on the playground during recess
ā­- no matter what the context is he always misinterprets "body count"
"the whack job has a massive body count" -šŸ¦
"...ewwww. i did not need to know that." -šŸ˜Ž
"of course you need to know how many people he's killed, we're about to fight him quill." -šŸ¦
"wait... you meant his KILL COUNT?" -šŸ˜Ž
ā­- before losing gamora, he was funny (and fun) when he was drunk
ā­- he assumed walkmans were still modern, and that he'd easily be able to obtain one when he returned to earth. same with cassette tapes.
ā­- he was absolutely disgusted by remakes of things from his childhood such as trolls
"what do you mean trolls sing now?! what do you mean they were 'modernized?!' what are those?! not my trolls šŸ˜ž" (haha get it like "not my rodrick")
ā­- he watched gravity falls and wished he could have done the awkward sibling hug with mantis :(
ā­- sometimes he would go out for drinks with gamora
ā­- during those outings, he would either have a tiny bit of alcohol or way too much. no in-between.
ā­- that's part of the reason he started drinking when she was gone. when he would drink too much she'd always help him get back safe and put him in his bed. this is why he mistook nebula for gamora in the opening scene
ā­- just like Scott (from Scott Pilgrim VS the World) gave Ramona the (stupid) nickname Rammy in the comics, Pete would call Gamora stupid, shortlived nicknames constantly (that were only shortlived because she heard them and then hated them)
ā­- after the events of gotg 2, part of him wishes he was able to move on from his mom's death so that the idea of visiting earth wouldn't be so difficult, yet he refuses to try to change
ā­- one minute he's making self-depreciating jokes, the next he's taking about how great he is
ā­- he looked up to marty mcfly as a kid
ā­- he thought marty was literally the coolest kid ever
ā­- when he was 6 he convinced his grandpa to dress up as the doc for Halloween while he dressed up as marty
ā­- a lot of kids called pete a [f slur] as a kid because they could tell he has a crush on kevin bacon
ā­- when he realized they were right about him being gay he cried (he was a teenager)
ā­- he then forced himself back into denial
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magical-mooni Ā· 2 years
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NEW ART JERKS!!
I can finally introduce myself properly to this fandom with a finished piece so, hello dandom! (I wonder if that term is still as used as before) well Iā€™m new here and I love buddyshipping, but jerkshipping is also my thing šŸ˜Ž very neat. Anyways hereā€™s my hypothetical gay scene that would totally happen
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