I know everyone is down bad for Miguel but I need you to imagine for a sec
just, miguel
A man of that stature + fangs + arm spike thingies+ that little triangle muscle thingy that comes down from the neck is fucking huge+ bro’s wingspan is probs longer than a falcon + has claws
He’s mad at you (understandable, he gets annoyed pretty easily) but then this mf starts chasing you????!!!!!!
On all fours!?!?!?!?!?
Nah bitch. I’m gone. Say a prayer for me. I would simply d i s s o l v e .
That is not a man!!!! That is a whole animal!????! He is literally feral!????? That is a whole grizzly bear!!!?????!!!!! Someone put him in the zoo!!??????!!!! Or a rescue center!!!!!?????!!! So he can be released back into the wild!!??????!!!!
Hence why I (and my spidersona) are fucking terrified of him
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Omgggg the bitch who fucked the boss and broke up an engagement came back to the workplace today applying for the job again after a year
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Even drug dealers are boycotting❤️❤️❤️
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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starting 2024 off on a good fucking note
snoozing tumblr live PERMANENTLY 👏👏👏
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none of us expected much from the icj and all of us know israel would never abide by international law even if the ruling was more decisive anyway but really it's so fucking aggravating that these motherfuckers just said "we can't say it's a genocide, but israel has committed several acts that fall under article 2 of the genocide convention, with overwhelming evidence of genocidal intent which we have READ ALOUD IN THIS RULING but yeah let's wait a month from now and see what israel's report is like hopefully they've stopped slaughtering people to extinction or exile by then🤗🥰" and if they don't, which they definitely won't? would it be considered a genocide a month from now, after israel prove to us for the millionth time how little of consequence international law is to them? will you finally say it's a genocide when another couple thousand palestinian children starve to death or get obliterated by airstrikes? if so, what gives? what changed? the genocidal acts, the genocidal intent was there from the beginning and you said it with your own tongues
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Rachel Corrie and Aaron Bushnell
They sacrificed their lives for the just cause of Palestine.
The palastinians will never forget them.
And Tom Hurndall, in 2004, January 13, Israel killed Tom while he was protecting a Palestinian girl in confrontations with the occupation forces.
In our hearts forever, guys.
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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo
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