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trickricksblog09 · 18 days
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World Leader Deaths
A few days ago the Slovakian Prime Minister was shot. Yesterday the Iranian President died in a helicopter crash.
However World Leader deaths are far more common than you may imagine.
This man compiled a list, and guess what?…….the Leaders who died all oppose the New 2030 World Order & Covid Instructions in particular…..
probably not a coincidence.
https://x.com/bgatesisapyscho/status/1792595536987484356?s=46
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mightyflamethrower · 16 days
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TEHRAN — Following the death of one of its prominent national leaders, the Iran government confirmed today that they are interviewing several new bearded genocidal psychopaths to replace its deceased president.
Despite the death of President Ebrahim Raisi, the Iranian regime assured its people and the world that it had already compiled an extensive list of ruthless, turban-wearing men with beards as candidates to serve in his place.
"No need to worry, we've got a full supply of extremist bearded mass-murderers in the lineup," said a spokesman for the Iranian government. "Though the tragic helicopter crash robbed us of one of our finest turban-wearing bearded killers, we have a long line of robed Islamic extremists waiting to fill the position."
Bearded, turban-wearing hopefuls lined up around the block at the House of Leadership in Tehran in hopes of being granted an interview for the job. "This is my dream job," said one robed, bearded, dead-eyed man waiting in line.
"I have spent many years studying and preparing for the opportunity to serve in the government and advance the cause of our people and Islam. Though the death of President Raisi was sad, I am ready to carry on the tradition of murdering my own people and calling for the death of America."
The government spokesman said the first round of interviews would be completed within a week, followed by a rigorous, multi-step process to select the new president. "Whoever our next president is, you can be sure he'll have a beard," he said. "And he'll be a psychopath who hates Jews."
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Thinking about how Kelvin was listening to music on the helicopter ride and how the entire fandom collectively decided that he was big into music before the incident.
As a band/choir kid I find it obligatory to compile some musical Kelvin headcanons (also just to make the things I like more relatable)
Kelvin’s vocal part is baritone. I don’t make the rules. He’s too soft to be a bass but too goofy to be a tenor.
Instrument wise I have no clue where he would fall. I’m thinking low/mid brass, maybe mellophone/horn or euphonium. Then again, low reeds doesn’t seem out of character either.
In his youth he would attend choir festivals usually on the district or regional level. He was never good enough to make it to states, but ranked pretty high nonetheless. I also feel like he would really enjoy singing with other people and just feeling the music overall, something he definitely lost after the helicopter crash.
He was freakishly good at improv. Like give him a time and key signature and he’d rip out a 16 bar solo with zero hesitation.
I’ll post any more headcanons I came up with, but feel free to expand upon this list any ideas y’all have.
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fuckyeahdindjarin · 2 years
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No you talk to me about Frankie’s watch. Pretty please 😊
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Frankie's Watch
What's this? A watch post not instigated by myself, but by someone else? 😱 I know I promised you an essay @imaswellkid, but it's degenerated into one of my rambling gif compilations. Happy Frankie Friday!
I originally thought that maybe Santi sourced the watches for all the guys as part of the gear for their mission, but from the gif above (excellent, excellent choice btw), the other person in the frame is wearing a different watch. You can also see Frankie wearing the same watch at the boxing match before the mission.
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I love this because it means Frankie chose this watch himself. And it's just like him. It's solid, sturdy and practical. It looks like it's waterproof and made of durable stuff - just the kind of watch an ex-military guy would wear. Not to mention that it goes with both civilian and military clothing.
I'm a whore for glimpsing the underside of watches so here's a gif of that.
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Look at the details of that watch. I love that it's chunky. A big boy needs a big watch. I also love the grooves on that strap, they lend a really sporty look to the watch.
I was surprised that there are two pushers on the side of the watch, so my guess while it's a digital watch, it's not a smart watch like the Apple Watch that can be controlled by an app (idk is that how Apple Watch works?). Of course Frankie wouldn't buy into that kind of nonsense.
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And then... the watch in action? Restraining some guy, staring down the barrel of the gun. Lord have mercy. I can't quite catch what's on the display screen, but it looks like a classic digital watch that shows several categories of information. Because our guy is nothing if not a no-nonsense decision-maker, and he needs stone cold facts to do that.
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I was a bit sad Frankie wasn't wearing the watch in the end, but to be fair, it wouldn't have quite gone with that deliciously half-buttoned shirt with the crane print. I hope it made it though - I mean it did go through a helicopter crash, lots of trauma and crossed the ocean in a speedboat (am I talking about Frankie or the watch? Not sure).
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One last gif because I've never seen this before - I love that he's wearing his watch for this glamour shot.
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I could've put some of this post under the cut, but I decided to subject you all to the full extent of my watch kink. Thanks Maddie for this super fun ask 😉
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akaanmo · 2 years
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one thing that annoys me to hell and back is when people put the fact that a helicopter crashed into seungmin's apartment building back in 2013 in those "unreal kpop moments" tiktok compilations. it's always an instant block from me. it left people dead and him probably in shock, how can you joke about that
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whitepolaris · 2 months
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it's Always Bigfoot Season in the South
Like most other states in the Union, Georgia is no stranger to Bigfoot sightings. In fact, encounters with the legendary creature, also known as Sasquatch or Kecleh-Kudleh (Cherokee for "hairy savage"), are so common that the state boasts three different Bigfoot research organizations that have compiled at least fifty confirmed sightings over the years.
Despite all the reports, no one has ever been able to prove conclusively that Bigfoot actually exists in Georgia-or anywhere else, for that matter. Why not? For starters, researchers believe that the creature is nocturnal; inhabits only the most rural, forested areas; and is intelligent enough to evade its only real stalker: humans. Assuming Bigfoot is a mammal, its sense of smell and hearing would be highly developed, enabling it to discern and evade intruders long before they s potted it. Some experts even believe that Bigfoot is psychic!
Although evidence remain thin, more and more Georgians may eventually get a close-up view of their hairy neighbor. According to John Butler, who has devoted countless hours to investigating Bigfoot in the South, as the human population continued to encroach on the beast's territory, sightings are going to become more frequent. Although a good many Bigfoot sightings still hail from Georgia's remote reaches, this could explain why an increasing number are coming from counties like Gwinnett and Cherokee that have quickly growing metropolitan areas.
For every actual sightings of Bigfoot in Georgia, there are several more reports of wild howls heard at night from the edges of the beasts' shrinking domain. Could it be that Bigfoot is in anguish over his disappearing territory? And is this peaceful, even shy, beast going to become violent and start attacking humans as his food supplies dwindle? Is Bigfoot predator or prey? Judge for yourself in the accounts that follow.
One of the most famous Georgia Bigfoot encounters makes a convincing claim for the beast as predator. In the summer of 1985, the Texas National Guard was conducting maneuvers outside Dahlonega, in the mountains of northern Georgia, when a cobra attack helicopter crashed four miles from Camp Darby, an Army Ranger training facility. A squad of four MPs and their supervisor were quickly dispatched to the crash site in the mountains, where their job was to secure the area until the investigation team could arrive.
The scene was gruesome: The helicopter had hit the ground at high speed and burned, killing the entire crew, and the area smelled of burned flesh. The squad established camp at six p.m. near the wreck. Around ten p.m., Private First Class David K., who was not on patrol at the time, was woken up by a terrible howl. The rest of the men were standing nearby, pale as ghosts, with their .45s out.
Before David K. could ask what that sound was, another howl came from the direction of the wreckage. The supervisor approached the sound. As the MPs moved forward, they heard metal being thrown and dragged around at the crash site. When they were about thirty feet away, one MP turned on his flashlight, and David K. recalls," What I saw scared the bejesus out of me: Three creatures were there among the wreckage, and they were not bears!" The closet one-standing on two legs, just ten feet away-was holding a piece of metal from the helicopter; the beast was at least seven feet tall and covered in hair, except for its face, which looked like a chimp's. The one just behind him, who looked eight feet tall, was dragged parts of the pilot's body from the wreckage. The soldiers briefly glimpsed a third one about forty feet away as it fled.
The MPs opened fire, but at sunrise they saw that they had not hit any of the creatures.
After milling over the experience for nearly fifteen years, David K. concluded that these hairy beasts had not been out to kill anyone: "They had merely sniffed out a food source and were protecting it from other predators."
A decade later, two Bigfoot creatures surprised another unit of soldiers, but these beasts seemed almost playful! The encounter took place in December 1995, in a remote area in Tattnall County, near Fort Stewart. Much of this sprawling territory consists of swamps and piney woods-the perfect habitat for Bigfoot-and this is where Sergeant R. B, along with two other infantry squad leaders and two privates, got the surprise of his life.
After wading chest-deep through a swamp fo4r several hundred feet, R. B. heard something following them. When the men tried to get a glimpse of it, it veered away and seemed to go around them.
In an effort to confuse whoever was trailing them, R. B. and two of his men halted while the two others continued on. Five minutes later, R. B.'s group followed. But their pursuer was not fooled and started weaving in and out of the two groups in a figure eight.
The unit decided to establish a patrol base. R. B. and another sergeant made a plan to reconnoiter their objective, return in a couple of hours, and then a second pair would start out. "This is when it got really scare," R. B. recalled. Soon after they set out, they heard the beast trailing them again. They crossed an open area, then dropped to the ground to observe the rear. After five minutes, they heard the beast howl: It apparently knew the game was over, and as it screamed again, the soldiers heard what sounded like a huge rotten tree falling. "That was the last we heard-and the last I wanted to hear," recalled R. B.
Georgia's Floyd County has also had its fair share of Bigfoot sightings over the years. From the early 1980s through the 1990s, an apelike creature prowled the county late at night, flinging small stones at people. But although a few people were struck, it didn't seem that the beast was trying to hit anyone on purpose. After throwing the rocks, it would quickly run away on all fours, leaving behind three-toed prints. At other times, the creature made bird sounds and jumped up and down on porches, almost as if it were playing. In 2002, one rural Floyd County family reported hearing an animal growling outside their window at night for several weeks. Though they never saw it up close, neighbors said they saw something tall, dark, and hairy lurking nearby.
Georgia has even been the locale of choice for a rare albino Bigfoot. In the summer of 1972, Harold Eidsons was driving west of Camilla when he spotted a large animal crossing the road three hundred feet ahead. Knowing that one of Georgia's most dangerous encounters is of the bovine kind, Eidsons slowed down. However, as his headlights illuminated the creature, he saw that it wasn't a cow: It was walking upright, and was extremely tall and snow white in color. As he watched, the albino Bigfoot ambled slowly across the road and into a swamp. Eidsons and his father later inspected the scene by daylight and found that the animal had left a trail through the bushes.
Another sighting occurred in the early 1990s, in rural Lanier County, near Banks Lake National Wildlife Refuge. A young man returned home pale and shaking after dropping his girlfriend and said he had just encountered the most bizarre creature he'd ever seen. He managed to calm down enough to explain that as he was coming around a curve, a gigantic hairy creature had leaped onto the road in front of his van. He had thought he was going to hit it, but the animal took a few more giant leaps and was quickly out of sight, leaving behind a musky stench. Incredibly, the young man had managed to take a quick photo. The blurry snapshot later revealed what looked like an extremely tall and burly prehistoric man or ape covered in very dark, think matted hair, but with patches of bare skin on the face and chest.
Besides frightening drivers half to death, Bigfoot is also known for shattering the rural idylls of the state's sportsmen and campers. One of the more memorable sightings took place in densely forested ridges of White County in 1993. It was late spring, and four buddies had decided to take advantage of the area's fantastic trout fishing. They drove for a while alongside a creek before parking. Two of the friends decided to fish near the truck, while the other two hiked a way down an old roadbed.
As they reached the trail's end, they were startled by a heavy thud behind them. Turning around, they found a thick, ten-foot-long log lying in the roadway. Standing fifteen feet away was the thrower of the log: a "horrifying creature" at least nine feet tall and covered in long, shaggy black hair. It had a humanlike face, but dark reddish brown eyes that looked like an ape's.
The young man ran back to the truck, shouting, "Let's go! Let's go now!" They sputtered out an explanation to their two friends, who wanted to go back to see the beast for themselves. "Hell, no!" exclaimed one of the men. "I ain't going back up there!" With that, the guys scrambled into the truck and roared off as quickly as they could. Needless to say, they never went fishing down that way again.
Another encounter with fishermen had even experts convinced that Bigfoot really does exist. In July 1999, two middle-aged brothers, Joe and John, went on a fishing expedition to High Shoals on Wolf Creek in rural Carroll County. After parking on Hutcheson Ferry road, they toted their equipment down a creekside trail to a favorite spot. An hour of fishing yielded no catch, so they were wading up the shoals when they heard a large splash. At first they thought a rock had tumbled off the hillside, but then they quickly spotted a hulking black-and-brown creature with long arms, splashing about in the water no more than a hundred feet away. The brothers estimated that the animal was six or seven feet tall and weighed three hundred to four hundred pound. It had broad shoulders, a narrow waist, thick dark fur, and no neck. Although it never fazed at the men directly, it must have caught their scent, because it abruptly leaped out of the knee-deep water and darted up the steep terrain. After the brothers reported the incident to one of Georgia's Bigfoot organizations, an investigator on the case, Curt Nelson, wrote, "This is one of those investigations where I came away knowing that Sasquatch is real."
In September 13, 2000, Columbus Ledger-Inquirer, reported Tim Chitwood recounted another bizarre Bigfoot encounter involving campers. According to Tim, on August 30 of that year, two men-one about eighteen, the other in his forties-were camping Rood Creek Park on the Chattahoochee River, about fifty miles south of Columbus. Their dog, a yellow Labrador retriever, had wandered away from the camp and returned making odd noises-crying or screaming instead of barking. The younger man went to investigate and heard what sounded like a very big animal stomping through the woods toward him. The creature got close enough for the six-foot-tall man to see that it was at least two feet taller than he was.
The young man fired several rounds at the beast, but the animal seemed unaffected by the bullets. After sprinting back to the car, he grabbed the other man and the dog and hightailed it out of there. They didn't dare stop until they came to a convenience store in Fort Mitchell, Alabama. There, the men-later described by other patrons in the store as "petrified"-breathlessly recounted their story. They called 911, but when they were asked to return to the campsite with an officer, they firmly refused and instead made tracks for their home back in Arkansas. A customer who went to their deserted campsite to check out the scene found that they had left all their camping equipment behind.
Giddyap, Bigfoot!
In June 1974, when I was eighteen years old, I was working for a horse ranch in rural Douglas County, training a Black Arabian stud. It was getting dark, but the moon was full as I rode down Timber Ridge Road, a dirt road bordered by piney woods. After we crossed a wooden bridge, the horse started acting up and I heard a rustling sound from the woods, followed by a loud scream. Suddenly a creature leaped out and grabbed the saddle and back of the horse. The animal was about eight feet tall, massive, standing up right but a little crouched. Sitting on the horse, I was practically eye-to-eye with it. It had piercing green eyes, yellow teeth-with several missing-and very humanlike features, but thick and scary looking. The hair around his face was long and wiry looking, and colored black or brown. It had hands, not paws, which were huge and had hair on them and long nails. I immediately let go of the reins or jumped off the saddle onto the horse's neck. The horse bolted and ran, and I didn't slow down or look back. When I got back to the ranch, I saw that the leather of the special endurance saddle was torn and had deep scratches or gouges in it where the creature had grabbed and pulled at it. -Pete L.
Bigfoot's Sweet Tooth
I install glass for a living, and around noon one October day in 1999, I reached a job site in the mountains of Gilmer County, near the Cohutta National Forest. Looking around I was startled to see two Bigfoot creatures standing on the balcony of an abandoned log cabin. One was copper-colored and nearly eight feet tall, while the other, which seemed older, was gray and only about seven feet tall. The huge animals calmly walked down a path and disappeared. I then cautiously went into the cabin, where I found a bed made out of old curtains and trash. Before I left, I put candy bar on the balcony. When I checked out the cabin the next day, I found the wrapper inside, near the bedding. The chocolate was all gone, and part of the wrapper had been eaten! -Phillip A.
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mmorgchecker · 2 years
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based on this post, i would like to compile a list of all the steve and bucky variants we may have seen in The Void:
- preserum steve who gave up trying to enlist in the army
- bucky who wasn’t captured by zola
- preserum steve who never tried to jump on the grenade
- bucky who didn’t join the army
- steve who never went after bucky when he was captured by zola
- bucky who never fell from the train
- steve who stopped bucky falling from the train
- steve who never went after hydra following bucky’s death
- steve who never agreed to dance with peggy
- steve who killed red skull
- steve who escaped with the tesseract
- steve who jumped from the plane instead of crashing it
- steve who never took the serum anyway
- bucky who was never found after falling from the train
- bucky who escaped the hydra base before they turned him into the winter soldier
- bucky who was broken from the brainwashing before 2014
- bucky who didn’t kill the starks
- steve who didn’t join the avengers
- steve who didn’t steal the costume from the smithsonian so bucky would remember him
- bucky who didn’t remember steve
- steve who didn’t stop the hellicarriers
- steve who didn’t try and make bucky remember him after sam said it was pointless
- bucky who didn’t jump from the hellicarrier after steve
- bucky who didn’t pull steve from the river
- bucky who killed steve as the winter soldier
- bucky who took steve hostage after pulling him from the river (something i’m writing a fic about)
- steve who didn’t look for bucky after he pulled him from the river
- bucky who didn’t manage to evade recapture from hydra after escaping
- bucky who was caught before he even made it to somewhere as stable as bucharest
- steve who signed the sokovia accords
- steve who didn’t try to save bucky from t’challa
- steve who didn’t get arrested and escaped with bucky
- bucky who didn’t get reactivated by zemo
- steve who didn’t stop the helicopter
- bucky who escaped on the helicopter
- steve who didn’t kiss sharon
- bucky who didn’t make it to the quinjet
- steve who gave up on bucky when he said he didn’t think he was worth the fight
- bucky who was killed by tony
- steve who killed tony
- bucky who was put in the raft rather than taken in by wakanda
- steve who was put in the raft
- steve who didn’t break the rest of team cap out of the raft
- steve who made up with tony at the end of civil war
- bucky who was unable to be wiped of the winter soldier programming
- bucky who was cast out of wakanda after they “fixed him”
- steve who was captured before infinity war
- bucky who was allowed to live peacefully in wakanda and not fight anymore
- bucky who was given a normal prosthetic arm rather than one for battle
- steve who refused to fight thanos
- steve who beat thanos
- steve who died in the battle against thanos
- bucky who did not die in the snap
- steve who did die in the snap
- steve who gave up trying to get everyone back during the five years
- steve who went to vormir during the time heist
- steve who told 2012 steve bucky was alive (oop....)
- bucky who fought steve when he tried to leave after endgame
- and finally.. the king of The Void himself, steve who went back in time to a woman he kissed once and ruined her life
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Remember to kudos, like, favorite and review! Authors love that love and support for their work!
Most of these fics are rated T or M so if you're underage or that's not your thing then these probably won't be for you. Fics are broken down into categories to make it easier and each states number of chapters, rating and word count. Enjoy!
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CANON FICS
A Dream Within a Dream by BlindAssassinUK (M, 25 chapters, 125k words)
Booth struggles to recover from his brain surgery and with Sweets' assessment that his feelings for Bones aren't real. As if this wasn't enough to keep our favourite FBI agent busy, a serial killer comes to town. Mostly written in tandem with Season 5.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5392047/1/A-Dream-Within-a-Dream
A Lotta Heart by nelliesbones (M, 10 chapters, 18k words)
"Bones, she believes in the system." Except that she didn't. Not completely. Not anymore... This is a story about a woman protecting her family. A story about the man who loves her. Spoilerfree, warm-hearted and M for a reason.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8186135/1/A-Lotta-Heart
An Aggregation of Maladjusted Companions by Jazzyproz (M, 43 chapters, 250k words)
Suffering from a declining solve rate following their returns to DC, Booth and Brennan are forced to attend a team-building convention. Neither of them think they need the workshops or exercises, but it's apparent to everyone around them that if they don't do something, the whole team will soon be falling apart. Can they fix their broken partnership?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11132403/1/An-Aggregation-of-Maladjusted-Companions
An Unexpected Outcome by BB-loverr (M, 5 chapters, 8k)
Before she could do anything Booth had her pinned. He made sure most of his weight was on his elbows so he wasn't crushing her. Someone is after Bones & Booth is protecting her. Set in early season 5
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5590619/1/An-Unexpected-Outcome
Becoming One by nelliesbones (M, 21 chapters, 83k) 
He is handsome, she is beautiful, and somewhere in between… they have made a baby. Warm-hearted and M for a reason. Slightly spoiler-y AN's, the story itself is spoilerfree.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7012130/1/Becoming-One
By Any Means Necessary by Heather Wyatt (M, 45 chapters, 433k, DARKER FIC)
When an overseas trip for Brennan leaves her in terrible danger, Booth does what is necessary to save her - even if what he is forced to do has the potential to drive her away from him forever. Set in season 5, pre-100th; Inspired by the movie "Taken".
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11549096/1/By-Any-Means-Necessary
Can You Save Her, Agent Booth? by Jazzyproz (M, 62 chapters, 464k)
Booth receives a disturbing text in the middle of the night aboout Bones - will he be able to find her in time? Or will he lose her forever? Will this guy really kill her, or is it just a bluff?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7723263/1/Can-You-Save-Her-Agent-Booth
Coitus by willgirl (M, 5 chapters, 4k)
After a date, Brennan finds herself unexpectedly at Booth's door. B&B, Rated M for Smut!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4126515/1/Coitus
First a Dream by Firstadream (M, 17 chapters, 53k)
"I don't want you to move on..." Post 5x16 story. What should've happened between Booth and Brennan.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5900783/1/First-A-Dream
For You, I’d Bleed Myself Dry by coffeehelps (M, 1 chapter, 11k)
The night that Booth took a bullet for Brennan in front of that karaoke stage was forever ingrained in Brennan's mind. Every year, on the anniversary of that night, Brennan experiences those volatile feelings all over again… and they help her realize just how much Booth means to her.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13382298/1/for-you-i-d-bleed-myself-dry
Learning to Fly by Shelly (T, 3 chapters, 8k)
It was never his intention to hurt her. And, yet, she was sitting on the edge of the tub, his bathrobe consuming her small frame, tears cascading down her cheeks. He didn't know how to fix this. Post "The End in the Beginning."
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5231358/1/Learning-to-Fly
Recklessness and Repercussions by Nothing But Bones (M, 7 chapters, 29k)
Booth overhears one of his colleagues crudely reliving an intimate rendezvous with Brennan, and his ill-conceived reaction threatens to end their partnership on a permanent basis, leaving their emotions running dangerously high.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4605409/1/Recklessness-Repercussions
This Secret Dance by ALottaHeart (M, 14 chapters, 43k)
But this secret dance, it goes on. This. This is for them, between them, and they're not ready to share that with the world. Not yet. They've waited too long. Booth/Brennan. Spoilers for 100th episode.
CASE FICS
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6062651/1/This-Secret-Dance
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Bone of Contention by Mochi-girl (M, 15 chapters, 33k)
During a murder investigation, a man from Brennan's past returns, and spins her relationship with Booth in a new direction.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5558981/1/Bone-of-Contention
Case File 2010c by lexeb (M, 1 chapter, 40k)
Booth and Bones face their worst case to date. Will our duo catch their man? Dark themes and imagery. Note rating. Written as an episode. Most characters appear.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5789374/1/Case-File-2010C
Crimson Catastrophe by Dangereux (M, 5 chapters, 24k)
Booth and Brennan work a case that pushes them both to their limits, and into each other's arms.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5929308/1/Crimson-Catastrophe
Fear and Faith by Some1tookmyname (M, 35 chapters, 59k)
When a suspicious note is discovered in an unexpected place, Booth and Brennan fight against an unknown enemy to protect the life they've built together.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7981371/1/Fear-and-Faith
Getting Clean by blc (M, 1 chapter, 11k)
Brennan feels soiled after catching a serial killer. Booth helps her get clean again. Long Angst/Romance
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4621793/1/Getting-Clean
Hearts in Overdrive by Christi Whitson (M, 22 chapters, 136k)
After stumbling upon the suspicious deaths of two men from Brennan's past, she is determined to learn the truth about how they died. Booth and Brennan deal with the emotional fallout of their discoveries as the events of S3 unfold.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12190876/1/Hearts-in-Overdrive
The Effects of the Fan by gatewatcher (T, 1 chapter, 9k)
Someone is stalking Brennan. Will Booth be able to keep her safe? What will the effects be from his attempt?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12568373/1/The-Effects-of-the-Fan
The Gentleman in the Club by TheModernLeper (M, 11 chapters, 10k)
The team tracks a serial killer to a popular night club. With Brennan as bait, can Booth and the team keep her from becoming his next victim?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764864/1/The-Gentleman-in-the-Club
The Remains in the Rain by forensicsfan (T, 45 chapters, 70k)
What starts out as a trip to Seattle to promote Brennan's latest book turns into much more as secrets surface in flood waters and Booth and Brennan find that a few of their own secrets surface in the process.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3934573/1/The-Remains-in-the-Rain
The Two in One in the Park by ShaViva (T, 17 chapters, 80k)
Brennan and Booth are called in to investigate the remains of two victims arranged to portray a killer's twisted vision of a romantic forever. As they close in on the culprit they find themselves closing in on each other as well. AU early season 6. B&B
AU FICS
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6054481/1/The-Two-in-One-in-the-Park
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All My Yesterdays by cardiogod (M, 36 chapters, 134k)
Booth has been taught since early childhood that a wise man builds his house on rock, not sand, but it isn't until the ground starts shifting under him that he realizes he never learned how to tell them apart.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7801702/1/All-My-Yesterdays
Burdens Which Allow Us To Fly by Mis Chi Evous (T, 1 chapter, 9k)
An alternate universe, where Brennan's parents are both killed, and Russ is in the Army with Booth. A study in how some things are meant to be.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6290511/1/Burdens-Which-Allow-Us-To-Fly
Desert Storm by Alonzo Anonymouse (M, 12 chapters, 13k)
Operation Desert Storm: Sergeant Seeley Booth was captured and tortured. His first assignment back is to stand guard over an Anthropology professor and his grad students, sent to identify bodies. One of those students is Temperance Brennan.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6032735/1/Desert-Storm
Hostile Takeover by F.H. Blake (M, 22 chapters, 70k)
Booth is a billionaire businessman hell-bent on buying Bones' club, The Lab. Bones is hell-bent on keeping Booth as far away from her club as possible. The two worlds collide one night over too many shots, and Booth and Bones soon realise that enemies don't constantly want to rip each other's clothes off.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12538952/1/Hostile-Takeover
Killing Two Birds by dmnky (M, 34 chapters, 171k)
After six months in Maluku, Brennan is summoned to Afghanistan to identify remains from a military helicopter crash and assist Sgt. Maj. Booth in investigating the cause of it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7710873/1/Killing-Two-Birds
The Couple in the Alternate Universe by perscribo (M, 12 chapters, 22k)
Booth and Brennan are not who we know them to be. One is on the right side of the law and the other isn't. Their love story under conflicting circumstances.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12583235/1/The-Couple-in-the-Alternate-Universe
His by Athena Alexandria (T, 40 chapters, 99k)
AU. Post The Critic in the Cabernet. Booth struggles with his decision to let Brennan raise their child alone after she uses his sperm to get pregnant.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6660822/1/His
The Opportunity by BtrixMcG (M, 8 chapters, 49k)
AU: Seeley Booth is the CEO of a prominent communications company and one of the most powerful men in the industry. Temperance Brennan is a brilliant young analyst who comes into his employ and gets far more than she bargained for.
COLLEGE/HIGH SCHOOL AU FICS
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6582371/1/The-Opportunity
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Follow You Down by ButterflyWhisperer (T, 26 chapters, 85k)
The year is 1989 and our favorite group of crime fighters meet 16 years prior to 2005. Temperance Brennan is a lonely foster kid that just moved to D.C while Seeley Booth is battling demons from his past. What happens when this unlikely pair of teenagers & their friends end up trying to solve a murder their favorite teacher was framed for? And will love blossom?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10640406/1/Follow-You-Down
Healing Two Souls by cmol8806 (M, 43 chapters, 146k)
Temperance Brennan is almost eighteen and entering her last foster home after barely surviving her last one. Seeley Booth is just returned from war, with new nightmares. What happens when they meet?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6867582/1/Healing-Two-Souls
Purak: A Less Cheesy Way of Saying You Complete Me by boothaddict77 (T, 35 chapters, 163k)
14-year-old Tempe Brennan, recently abandoned by her parents, moves into a new home with her brother and his friend. Of course, the young man they will be sharing a roof with is none other than Seeley Booth.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7764189/1/Purak-A-Less-Cheesy-Way-of-Saying-You-Complete-Me
White Knight by LordLanceahlot (M, 17 chapters, 52k)
Temperance 'I-don't-know-what-that-means' Brennan. At a fraternity party. Drinking heavily and being mauled by some punk frat boys. Booth scowled at the thought. His freaking forensics tutor. Time to go play white knight.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5785872/1/White-Knight
Beginning of Forever by JulesSC (M, 37 chapters, 301k)
Chicago, 1988. Tempe, 14 year old foster child. Seeley, 16 year old jaded junior. Can these two help each other and change each other's lives?
SMUT HEAVY FICS
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6346762/1/Beginning-of-Forever
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Any Way She Wants It by sleeplessinatlanta (M, 7 chapters, 33k)
When Booth's prodding makes Brennan snap and reveal the extent of her frustrations, he offers to help her out. He thinks, he can handle it, but nothing is ever that simple.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6343873/1/Any-Way-She-Wants-It
Bad Excuses by Pereybere (M, 4 chapters, 7k)
Brennan and Booth are using work stress as an excuse to get naughty.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4134057/1/Bad-Excuses
Breaking All The Rules Tonight by sleeplessinatlanta (M, 25 chapters, 57k)
Brennan tells Booth she has a sex date and he doesn't take it very well. He's determined to show her why she should be his.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5303079/1/Breaking-all-the-Rules-Tonight
Silent Surrender by sleeplessinatlanta (M, 25 chapters, 27k)
Brennan shows up at Booth's house needing only one thing: him. One silent night could never be enough but it's months later and they still find themselves going crazy at night and pretending during the day. How much longer can they keep silent?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5398682/1/Silent-Surrender
Exercise in Self Restraint by sleeplessinatlanta (M, 8 chapters, 30k)
B&B are in an established relationship and Brennan has a naughty proposal for Booth which involves tons of frustration.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5617523/1/Exercise-in-Self-Restraint
Fighting Words by sleeplessinatlanta (M, 26 chapters, 71k)
Collection of one-shots. Some heated words, an argument, and tons of B/B hotness.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5448139/1/Fighting-Words
Hours by Dispatch22705 (M, 25 chapters, 47k)
A look at 24 different sexy times between Booth and Brennan. One post for every hour.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7506156/1/Hours
Colors by Dispatch22705 (M, 12 chapters, 50k)
12 separate one shots: each one based on a color idea.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5845810/1/Colors
Rooftops and Invitations by Space77 (M, 5 chapters, 17k)
You can’t stop thinking about him, you can’t stop looking at him. So do something about it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4516879/1/Rooftops-and-Invitations
Talk to Me by SSJL (M, 31 chapters, 118k)
All he wanted was a moment of honesty from her. All she wanted was to be able to give him this.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3458085/1/Talk-to-Me
Morning, Nooner and Night by Dispatch22705 (M, 1 chapter, 9k)
A 'one shot' so to speak, of a few firsts between Booth and Brennan. He made love to her in the morning, had sex with her at noon and broke a few laws with her at night.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7239541/1/Morning-Nooner-and-Night
Only Between Us by sleeplessinatlanta (M, 100 chapters, 142k)
Collection of one-shots, some really short, others longer. Some funny, some angsty, some sweet. But ALL should be steamy/sexy/sweet. ALL revolving around B/B and their smoking hot dynamic.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5329849/1/Only-Between-Us
Alphabet by OrigamiFlower (M, 15 chapters, 22k)
A whole load of one shots of Booth and Brennan dedicated to the Alphabet.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6088489/1/Alphabet
Alphabet Recurrences by Dr Madness (M, 25 chapters, 51k)
The Alphabet means a lot to Booth and Brennan. It captures every single romantic, hot, steamy and dirty moment between them.
ONE-SHOT FICS
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5666368/1/Alphabet-recurrences
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A Family Business by nelliesbones (M, 14 chapters, 20k)
A story of one-shots and scenes around the beautiful and highly anticipated season seven of Bones.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7449862/1/A-Family-Business
An Epic Before Bed by eitoph (T, 1 chapter, 3k)
She's written this life and she's lived this life, and now she knows which one she prefers. 4.26/6.22/6.23 and how they all fit together.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7037787/1/An-Epic-Before-Bed
Anything by CupcakeBean (M, 1 chapter, 3k)
“I’ve flown across the country, pulled strings, broken the law, risked my career, risked my life, *lost* my life - all for her." Booth and Brennan realize how much they mean to each other and give in to their attraction.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4961754/1/Anything
Don’t Mess With Booth by Aisho9 (T, 1 chapter, 2k)
Caught in the middle of someone else's battle, Brennan is hurt. The perp is in hot water enough, but now he's got a pissed off Booth to deal with, too.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5869658/1/Don-t-Mess-With-The-Booth
Ferocious Love by rhyme time (M, 1 chapter, 1k)
Booth is feeling possessive of his wife.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9789714/1/Ferocious-Love
Lies and Life by Tadpole24 (T, 1 chapter, 1k)
“I’m not this person who can’t tell if it’s reality or fantasy and I’m not this person who shows up on someone’s door step, crying at 3 am. This is something Bren would do, not something Bones would.”
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5693685/1/Lies-and-Life
Pray for George who offends Booth and Brennan by Hannah Taylor1 (M, 1 chapter, 6k)
A cautionary tale for those who would cross Booth and his lady love.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5890044/1/Pray-for-George-who-offends-Booth-and-Brennan
The Finally in the Holding by carol204 (M, 1 chapter, 5k)
Booth appears in Brennan's house on a rainy night with unresolved issues. She's pushed him too far and now they've reached their breaking point.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6630976/1/The-Finally-to-the-Holding
The Standard by RositaLG (M, 1 chapter, 1k)
"Tell me again." He said, his voice strained with anger and his jaw ticking in restraint. "Tell me that you don't need me."
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7421321/1/The-Standard
We Belong Together by Dispatch22705 (M, 1 chapter, 5k)
While Booth is away, Brennan goes to a crime scene. Booth is furious when he finds out. When he calls her on it, it's in a place he wouldn't have expected, but is all so familiar to both of them. Angsty, angry sex but with a resolved B&B ending in bed
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5846725/1/We-Belong-Together
You With Me by mia101 (M, 1 chapter, 3k)
Takes place after Booth's fight in Vegas. Brennan is tending his injuries and recalling how it felt to watch him fight, wondering what it would be like if she were the kind of woman she's been pretending to be.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4224265/1/You-With-Me
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cheri-translates · 3 years
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Gavin’s Weibo Posts (2020)
Compilation of 2019 Posts: here
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It will definitely be a completely new, brilliant 2020
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Dream
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In times of adversity, seemingly small assistance can be remembered for a lifetime.
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This seems to be the first time I’m eating a “New Year’s Eve reunion dinner” with the production crew.
[Note] This is a reference to Splendid Glimpse Date!
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When heading out these days, wear a mask and protect yourself.
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May good fortune fill the house
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[Note] This is in reference to the Calabasas helicopter crash, in which basketball legend Kobe Bryant passed away
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Seeing pixelated designs makes me think of Pac-Man which I used to play in the past
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Is there a difference between lip masks and chapsticks?
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Looking up at the starry sky
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Using a mini speaker to listen to a repartee is pretty interesting.
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Drinking beverages that are too sweet will make one thirsty more easily
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The visual assault before the camera lens
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...take care of your body
[Note] The image is meant to be a cold joke but it doesn’t translate well in English! Basically, “catching a cold is” is “伤风”. But the individual words mean hurt (伤) wind (风)
Words in the image:
You must not get into a fight with the wind
Even if you have military accomplishments and the wind doesn’t hurt you
If you hurt the wind (伤风), you’ll still catch a cold
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The horizon
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Why doesn't the alarm stop?
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Perhaps the best things to play the role of the UFO would be pod-shaped clouds.
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First try
[Note] Video can be found here!
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...Thorny has already grown into Big Thorny
[Note] This is meant to be cuter in Chinese because Thorny’s name is 小刺 (“Small/Little Spikes”). What Gavin actually says here is “Small/Little Spikes has already grown into Big Spikes”
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Experienced super speed today. Sparky has to work harder.
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Wind has a shape too
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Flying like this seems a little difficult
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The power of conviction can cross all chasms.
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Based on timing, Sparky should still be able to celebrate this festival.
[Note] 1 June is International Children’s Day!
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Special training ground
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The designer has many ideas
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With the idleness of the vacation, I can’t think of what to do
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There are actually some theories of flight in most strange flying objects in sci-fi movies. It’s possible that they’d become reality in the near future.
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A familiar height
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Tonight, I can check out the new functions in the sleep monitoring software
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I’ll definitely carry out my promise and arrive punctually.
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Pretty delicious?
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One corner of my ideal home
[Note] This is a reference to Gavin’s upcoming 2021 birthday date!
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When going up a slope today, Sparky had a little temper
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10 shots and 97 points. Not a bad state.
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Heading to the next station.
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The night sky is about to grow dim
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If you can’t decide what to eat, pick beef noodles
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Climbing a mountain
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A little mind-blown
[Note] This is a scene from Tenet, a 2020 sci-fi action thriller film written and directed by Christopher Nolan!
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Can you guess what this is?
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The sky got dark really early
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It’s okay to eat any amount of mooncakes today.
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They seem to be competing to see who’s taller
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Trivia: Dandelions are waterproof, but not windproof.
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Rescued Sparky Jr Jr from underneath the sofa
[Note] Sparky Jr Jr is Gavin’s Zoombot! Interestingly, Sparky’s name in CN is 小黑, which literally translates to “Little Black”. So the Zoombot is literally called “Little Little Little Black”
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This year’s carved pumpkin lantern will be given a different name: Big Pump.
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Attempting to sneak among the leaves
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The final season of ginkgo trees in autumn
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Stand at attention, information, matching one’s stride with flight
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Alive
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Haven’t seen Pearly in a while. It can eat a lot now.
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Listening and differentiating sounds is very important in actual combat.
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When sprinting, just look forward.
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Move on to: 2021 :>
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shoujofish · 3 years
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for the last 2 and 1/2 years I’ve been compiling all the weird shit my brother has said in my notes app and in honor of him turning 14 today Im gonna share some of my favorites
“Ah my dolphin meat!!!”
“Here’s a trophy of your sons head to hang on ur wall”
“For my mother and my siblings I shall I give them... execution”
“You’d have to be really old to pee a million times”
“I one time saw a helicopter and it triggered my flashbacks of when I crashed a helicopter”
“What’s the name of the boat in titanic?”
“I wonder if you can buy cups of urine on the black market”
“We did it boys speeding is no more”
“I want a pair of convertible pants”
“If you die I’m gonna use your body to summon a goat demon”
“Go for the kill spear baby”
“Can I be a sewer goose?”
“Jimmy you have lost your kneecap privileges for a week”
“Lick my feet”
“How much is a tophat?”
“Your lesbians worship baby yoda”
“I don’t know how to build an orphanage but I know how to burn one down”
“I’m gonna delete all the lesbians!”
“There appears to be a small child here, I’m gonna run him over”
“If I’m not mistaken the word is, Homosexual?
“It’s not bootylicious enough”
“So I just found out that gay people are breaking the law”
“I’m not a homophobic!”
“I had a dream where I was chased by three mafia turtles”
“Morgan? Oh yeah that’s an awful name fuck her”
“What’s Michael Jackson’s full name?”
“his hat probably says something like, gay vegan”
“let the two furries kiss”
“lets make a kentucky fried chicken stress ball!”
“In my dream I destroyed an evil flip phone”
“remy the rat has vore potential”
“she rushes at you with such speed and grace with her sexy fish tits”
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shadowdarkee · 3 years
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Speculative Pokémon Anime Timeline - part1
Note that this is incomplete (you can help by expanding it), and only features things that would be considered significant by an outside observer/historian.
INDIGO LEAGUE
KANTO: Dr. Akihabara makes a press release announcing the completion of the artificial Porygon’s code’s compilation. The Kantonian popular press jump to celebrate reaching one hundred and fifty known Pokémon, regardless that the code has not finished being run.
KANTO, VERMILLION: Construction begins on long planned Go-Gym
KANTO: Samuel Oak’s grandson leaves home to become Pokémon Trainer
KANTO: SS Anne sinks during Team Rocket attack
KANTO: During investigation over Team Rocket’s means of infiltrating the ship, authorities discover an inexplicably unmovable truck parked on Vermillion dock.
KANTO: Saffron City Gym Leader is cured of insanity
JOHTO: Construction of Johto’s Goldenrod Radio Tower hits further delays.
ALMIA: Almia Herald: Super storm of controversy follows as Ranger Styler malfunction gives park amnesia.
KANTO: Living fossils discovered in Grandpa Canyon, revolutionizing paleontology and paleobiology
KANTO: Viridian City gym leader Giovanni vanishes, ties to TR found. With him being placed on the Most Wanted List, Hunter J is taken off for the first time
KANTO: Strange Storm hits southern Kanto. NEWS HEADLINES:
Infobattles: Rangers Give Trainers Amnesia to Cover Up Super Storm Experiments!
Saffron Chronicle: 'Super storm and mass amnesia too intensive for any known psychic' says local Psychic
KANTO: Mass Rigging scandal hits Indigo League
ORANGE LEAGUE
POKEJAPAN: : Negotiations begin for airing Mt Silver Conference within surrounding regions
KANTO: Rumors begin to circulate that anyone who can move the Vermillion truck will find the mythical Mew under it. Trainers begin gathering to try to acquire Mew
ORRE: Non-Profit ‘make the region green’ fund started to bring life back to the region
KANTO: construction of major Radio tower begins in Lavender Town
KANTO: Johto Promotional material leaks. Most Kantonians have no idea what the Johto Pokémon are. Misinformation spreads about the species shown.
ORANGE, SHAMOUTI : Climate Crisis hits. Beginning of mass religious revival of Lugia worship
HOENN: Teams Magma and Aqua are formed
KANTO: Misunderstandings mix with preaching from an over-eager Lugiaite in such a way that idiots start seriously trying to obtain Pikablu under the belief that it is some kind of Pokégod. Water Stone supply crashes and Pikachu temporarily become a protected species. Black market for both spring up.
JOHTO, GOLDENROD: Goldenrod Radio tower is finally completed, and opened. Radio transmissions blanket everywhere as far as southern Sinnoh. Inter-region Telecommunications are eased tremendously. Concerns by ecologists that this will disturb Pokémon that communicate via EM radiation (particularly over the radio band) go entirely dismissed.
Johto Promotion begins. Turns out Pikablu is actually Marill.
ORANGE: First trainer beats Orange League since Drake became head of league.
JOHTO LEAGUE
KANTO/JOHTO: Magnet Train begins construction
POKÉJAPAN: Johto Promotion in full swing. Foreign TV viewers were expose via guest appearances, merchandising and licensed television and radio to a whole new place with a brand-new attitude, and over one hundred new Pokémon not native to the viewers region (much to the shock of Kanto).
JOHTO, GREENFIELD: after Unown investigators are suddenly vanished by the Unown (strange entities that communicate at least partly via electromagnetic signals and have awakened for entirely inexplicable reasons), their young daughter accidentally uses them to turn the town into crystallized castle before being convinced to dispel them by visiting trainers. Due to news helicopters and the Johto radio tower, this gets transmitted to local regions.
KANTO: Popularity of Charizard skyrockets, and the pokémon’s fanbase becomes insufferably smug
ORRE: Orre Tribune: “Greenfield” Campaign crashes and burns as foreign volunteers discover where they are being sent. Non-profit’s funds vanish into unown pockets.
JOHTO: Iron-Masked Marauder arrested
JOHTO: Johto’s Pokéathlon shown for the first time on foreign TV. It gains some level of popularity in Sinnoh, and so the northern region begins looking into starting their own regional competition
JOHTO: Lugiaites Preaching the greatness of the Guardian of the Sea make fateful interactions with another People of the Sea, triggering the beginning of another mass cultural revival as interest renews among the latter in the Prince and Temple of the Sea (and as it was written, that Samiya will return and its prince reborn when they are truly desired once more…)
KANTO: Attempt at moving Vermillion truck using Hyper Beam sees beam reflected off window and into vermillion construction site. The under construction gym collapses. Workers begin clearing away debris so that construction can be restarted from scratch
POKEJAPAN: the Johto grand festival receives appreciable TV viewership from surrounding regions
HOENN: Teams Aqua and Magma start coming into region’s public awareness with larger thefts, break-ins, small terrorist-like acts
POKEJAPAN: Mt Silver League gets massive viewership ratings, and general Johto exports found to be massively profitable. The Networks and regulators of Poké-Japan agree to begin airing each others leagues; establish consistent series of radio bands specifically assigned to each region for purposes of distributing content to their neighbors
GALAR: Times of Wyndon: Chairman Rose negotiates deal to air media, Conference on Kalos television to show Kecleon and unfortunate expats the superior battles they’ve been missing.
KALOS: Le Lumiosien: Agreement made to air select Kalos Television stations in Galarre to serve as window of truth and beauty amidst regional perfidy.
KALOS: Modifications made to Lumiose Tower’s radio transmitter to extend range, intensity of signal
HOENN LEAGUE
POKÉJAPAN: With closer interaction brings more inter-regional trade
*For the Anniversary of the events in Greenfield, an entrepreneurial ex-pat from Kanto publishes the Unown Coloring Book. It is swiftly banned and recalled when a child accidentallies the book so as to successfully turn the pictured psychic entities into the genuine beings
*Pewter City seeks to bring tourism with its Rock-themed lunchboxes, complete with a pack of "Pewter Gym recipe" 'jelly donuts'.
*Long a hallmark of the Hoenn region, the Devon Corporation began exporting its luxury artificial move teaching devices. In Kanto and Johto, their Charizard-themed “Technical Machine #35” would utterly supplant its Silph Corporation-produced counterpart.
ALMIA: Hunter J put back on the most wanted list
KANTO, VERMILLION DOCK: Donphan with highly built-up Rollout collides with truck and bounces off at high speeds and into under construction Go-Gym. Construction is restarted from scratch
HOENN: Residents of La Rousse claim to have been attacked by extraterrestrial Pokémon. Despite video footage of Rayquaza approaching the city, the failure of recording equipment in tech hub to have saved any footage of said alien leaves most doubtful
JOHTO: Lugiaites Preaching the greatness of the Guardian of the Sea make fateful interactions with another People of the Sea, triggering the beginning of another mass cultural revival as interest renews among the latter in the Prince and Temple of the Sea (and as it was written, that Samiya will return and its prince reborn when they are truly desired once more…)
HOENN:After a unsuccessful confrontation between the teams involving the releasing of the ancient Groudon and Kyogre, Teams Aqua and Magma peacefully turn themselves in to G-Man and Kanto Champion Lance, who had been present at the time.
POKEJAPAN: the regional grand festivals receive appreciable TV viewership from surrounding regions, all roughly equal in numbers
POKEJAPAN: The League Conferences all receive Extraordinary viewership from surrounding regions, most significantly in Hoenn
KALOS/GALAR: Polling finds that the number of viewers of each other's television content, especially the respective leagues, outstrip the total number of ex-pats and tourists, suggesting that native residents of both are willing to view the other’s content. Press on both sides celebrate the success of their own regions content while entirely ignoring that of the other.
HOENN: Hoenn vs Teams Magma and Aqua tribunal begins. Archie and Maxie plead guilty immediately. So begins a months-long Hoennesse Trial of the century, involving a frank and largely polite discussion between judges, juries, prosecutors, defendants, and prisoners on the evolution of the teams' plans and ideology, and the nature of cults - which would become a subject of interest for criminal psychologists for years to come.
BATTLE FRONTIER
HOENN: Smug residents learning of the success of their league's viewership numbers over that of their neighbors' take to the internet and airwaves with the new meme “So I Herd U liek mudkips”
HOENN: Aqua and Magma are reminded by scholar/sage/whatever that orbs could supposedly be used on same color Ancient Pokémon to empower them further - criminals are relieved to learn things didn’t go as badly as they could have. Scholar asks Aqua and Magma about what happened to the Red and Blue Orbs - they couldn’t have simply co-annihilated as had been believed: everyone on the island would have been vaporized. Deeper inquiry leads one grunt to note that he thought they shattered; he thought he saw red and blue specks exploding outward toward Groudon and Kyogre respectively. Maxie decides at that point to plead guilty to accidental omnicide, but is rejected. Rangers, G-Men begin scavenger hunt to find all the orb shards on the island
Plans for converting from radio to fiber optic telecommunications begin
KANTO: Ranger Union reports a close encounter of the third kind by one of its rangers with another alien of the kind seen in LaRousse. Public response takes the form of loss of trust in the institution
KANTO: Pyramid King reports encounter with ghost of king of Poke Lantis (the prefix 'Poke' for civilizations like this or Poke Mopolis is highly suspected to be a case of linguistic convergent evolution. The unexpected Pokéball shaped King's Orb found in this ruin would make people wonder though...).
KANTO: Lavender Radio Tower is completed
Eevee for Vendetta released to theaters worldwide to box-office success
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it’s Always Bigfoot Season in the South
Like most other states in the Union, Georgia is no stranger to Bigfoot sightings. In fact, encounters with the legendary creature, also known as Sasquatch or Kecleh-Kudleh (Cherokee for “hairy savage”), are also common that the state boasts three different Bigfoot research organizations that have compiled at least fifty confirmed sightings over the years. 
Despite all the reports, no one has ever been able to prove conclusively that Bigfoot actually exists in Georgia-or anywhere else, for that matter. Why not? For starters, researchers believe that the creature is nocturnal; inhabits only the most rural, forested areas; and is intelligent enough to evade its only real stalker: humans. Assuming Bigfoot is a mammal, its sense of smell and hearing would be highly developed, enabling it to discern and evade intruders long before they spotted it. Some experts even believe that Bigfoot is psychic! 
Although evidence remains thing, more and more Georgians may eventually get a close-up view of their hairy neighbor. According to John Butler, who has devoted countless hours to investigating Bigfoot in the South, as the human population continues to encroach on the beast’s territory, sightings are going to become more frequent. Although a good many Bigfoot sightings still hail from Georgia’s remote reaches, this could explain why an increasing number are coming from counties like Gwinnett and Cherokee that have quickly growing metropolitan areas. 
For every actual sighting of Bigfoot in Georgia, there are several more reports of wild howls heard at night from the edges of the beasts’ shrinking domain. Could it be that Bigfoot is in anguish over his disappearing territory? Is Bigfoot predator or prey? Judge for yourself in the accounts that follow.
One of the most famous Georgia Bigfoot encounters make a convincing claim for the beast as predator. In the summer of 1985, the Texas National Guard was conducting maneuvers outside Dahlonega, in the mountains of northern Georgia, when a Cobra attack helicopter crashed four miles from Camp Darby, an Army Ranger training facility. A squad of four MPs and their supervisor were quickly dispatched to the crash site in the mountains, where their job was to secure the area until the investigation team could arrive. 
The scene was gruesome: The helicopter had hit the ground at high speed and burned, killing the entire crew, and the area smelled of burned flesh. The squad established camp at six p.m. near the wreck. Around ten p.m., Private First Class David K., who was not on patrol at the time, was woken up by a terrible howl. The rest of the men were standing nearby, pale as ghosts, with their .45s out.
Before David K. could ask what that sound was, another howl came from the direction of the wreckage. The supervisor approached the sound. As the MPs moved forward, they heard metal being thrown and dragged around at the crash site. When they were about thirty feet away, one MP turned on his flashlight, and David K. recalls, “What I saw scared the bejesus out of me: Three creatures were there among the wreckage, and they were not bears!” The closest one-standing on two legs, just ten feet away-was holding a piece of metal from the helicopter; the beast was at least seven feet tall and covered in hair, except for its face, which looked like a chimp’s. The one just behind him, who looked eight feet tall, was dragging part of the pilot’s body from the wreckage. The soldier briefly glimpsed a third one about forty feet away as it fled. 
The MPs opened fire, but as sunrise they saw that they had not hit any of the creatures. 
After mulling over the experience for nearly fifteen years, David K. concluded that these hairy beasts had not been out to kill anyone: “They had merely sniffed out a food source and were protecting it from other predators.”
A decade later, two Bigfoot creatures surprised another unit of soldiers, but these beasts seemed almost playful! The encounter took place in December 1995 in a remote area in Tattnall County, near Fort Stewart. Much of this sprawling territory consists of swamps and piney woods-the perfect habitat for Bigfoot-and this is where Sergeant R.B., along with two other infantry squad leaders and two privates, got the surprise of his life.
 After wading chest-deep through a swamp for several hundred feet, R.B. heard something following them. When the men tried to get a glimpse of it, it veered away and seemed to go around them. 
In an effort to confuse whoever was trailing them, R.B. and two of his men halted while the two others continued on. Five minutes later, R.B.’s group followed. But their pursuer was not fooled and started weaving in and out of the two groups in a figure eight. 
The unit decided to establish a patrol base. R.B. and another sergeant made a plan to reconnoiter their object, return in a couple of hours, and then a second pair would start out. “This is when it got really scary,” R.B. recalled. Soon after they set out, they heard the beast trailing them again. They crossed an open area, then dropped to the ground to observe the rear. After five minutes, they heard the beast howl: It apparently knew the game was over, and as it screamed again, the soldiers heard what sounded like a huge rotten tree falling. “That was the last we heard-and the last I wanted to hear,” recalled R.B.
Georgia’s Floyd County has also had its fair share of Bigfoot sightings over the years. From the early 1980s through the 1990s, an aplelike creature prowled the county late at night, flinging small stones at people. But although a few people were struck, it didn’t seem that the beast was trying to hit anyone on purpose. After saw something tall, dark, and hairy lurking nearby. 
Georgia has even been the locale of choice for a rare albino Bigfoot. In the summer of 1972, Harold Eidsons was driving west of Camilla when he spotted a large animal crossing the road three hundred feet ahead. Knowing that one of Georgia’s most dangerous encounters of the bovine kind. Eidsons slowed down. However, as his headlights illuminated the creature, he saw that it wasn’t a cow: It was walking upright, and was extremely tall and snow white in color. As he watched, the albino Bigfoot ambled slowly across the road and into a swamp. Eidsons and his father later inspected the scene by daylight and found that the animal had left a trail through the bushes. 
Another sighting occurred in the early 1990s, in rural Lanier County, near Banks Lake National Wildlife Refuge. A young man returned home pale and shaking after dropping off his girlfriend and said he had just encountered the most bizarre creature he’d ever seen. He managed to calm down enough to explain that as he was coming around a curve, a gigantic hairy creature had leaped onto the road in front of his van. He had thought he was going to hit it, but the animal quickly out of sight, leaving behind a musky stench. Incredibly, the young man had managed to take a quick photo. The blurry snapshot later revealed what looked like an extremely tall and burly prehistoric man or ape covered in very dark, thick matted hairy, but with patches of bare skin on the face and chest. 
Besides frightening drivers half to death, Bigfoot is also known for shattering the rural idylls of the state’s sportsmen and campers. One of the more memorable sightings took place in the densely forested ridges of White County in 1993. It was late Spring, and four buddies had decided to take advantage of the area’s fantastic trout fishing. They drove for a while alongside a creek before parking. Two of the friends decided to fish near the truck, while the other two hiked a way down an old roadbed. 
As they reached the trail’s end, they were startled by a heavy thud behind them. Turning around, they found a thick, ten-foot-long log lying in the roadway. Standing fifteen feet away was the thrower of the log: a “horrifying creature” at least nine feet tall and covered in long, shaggy black hair. It had a humanlike face, but dark reddish brown eyes that looked like an ape’s.
The young men ran back to the truck, shouting, “Let’s go! Let’s go now!” They sputtered out an explanation to their two friends, who wanted to go back to see the beast for themselves. “Hell, no!” exclaimed one of the men. “I ain’t going back up there!” With that, the guys scrambled into the truck and roared off as quickly as they could. Needless to say, they never went fishing down that way again. 
Another encounter with fishermen had even experts convinced that Bigfoot really does exist. In July 1999, two middle-aged brothers, Joe and John, went on a fishing expedition to High Shoals on Wolf Creek in rural Carroll County. After parking on Hutcheson Ferry Road, they toted their equipment down a creekside trail to a favorite spot. An hour of fishing yielded no catch, so they were wading up the shoals when they heard a large splash. At first they thought a rock had tumbled off the hillside, but then they quickly spotted a hulking black-and-brown creature with long arms, splashing about in the water no more than a hundred feet away. The brothers estimated that the animal was six or seven feet tall and weighed three hundred to four hundred pounds. It had broad shoulders, a narrow waist, thick dark fur, and no neck. Although it never gazed at the men directly, it must have caught their scent, because it abruptly leaped out of the knee-deep water and darted up the steep terrain. After the brothers reported the incident to one of Georgia’s Bigfoot organizations, an investigator on the case, Curt Nelson, wrote, “This is one of those investigations where I came away knowing that Sasquatch is real.”
In September 13, 2000, Columbus Ledger-Inquirer, reporter Tim Chitwood recounted another bizarre Bigfoot encounter involving campers. According to Tim, on August 30 of that year, two men-one about eighteen, the other in his forties-were camping at Rood Creek Park on the Chattahoochee River, about fifty miles south of Columbus. Their dog, a yellow Labrador retriever, had wandered away from the camp and returned making odd noises-crying or screaming instead of barking. The younger man went to investigate and heard what sounded like a very big animal stomping through the woods toward him. The creature got close enough for the six-foot-tall man to see that it was at least two feet taller than he was. 
The young man fired several rounds at the beast, but the animal seemed unaffected by the bullets. After sprinting back to the car, he grabbed the older man and the dog and hightailed it out of there. They didn’t dare stop until they came to a convenience store in Fort Mitchell, Alabama. There, the men-later described by other patrons in the store as “petrified”-breathlessly recounted their story. They called 911, but when they were asked to return to the campsite with an officer, they firmly refused and instead made tracks for their home back in Arkansas. A customer who went to their deserted campsite to check out the scene and found that they had left all their camping equipment behind. 
Giddyap, Bigfoot!
In June 1974, when I was eighteen years old, I was working for a horse ranch in rural Douglas County, training a Black Arabian stud. It was getting dark, but the moon was full as I rode down Timber Ridge Road, a dirt road bordered by piney woods. After we crossed a wooden bridge, the horse started acting up and I heard a rustling sound from the woods, followed by a loud scream. Suddenly a creature leaped out and grabbed the saddle and back of the horse. The animal was about eight feet tall, standing upright but a little crouched. Sitting on the horse, I was practically eye-to-eye with it. It had piercing green eyes, yellow teeth-with several missing-and very humanlike features, but think and scary looking. The hair around his face was long and wiry looking, and colored black or brown. It had long nails. I immediately let go of the reins and jumped off the saddle onto the horse’s neck. The horse bolted and ran, and I didn’t slow down or look back. When I got back to the ranch, I saw that the leather of the special endurance saddle was torn and had deep scratches or gouges in it where the creature had grabbed and pulled at it. -Pete L.
Bigfoot’s Sweet Tooth
I install glass for a living, and around noon one October day in 1999, I reached a job site in the mountains of Glimer County, near the Cohutta National Forest. Looking around, I was startled to see two Bigfoot creatures standing on the balcony of an abandoned log cabin. One was copper-colored and nearly eight feet tall, while the other, which seemed older, was gray and only about seven feet tall. The huge animals calmly walked down a path and disappeared. I then cautiously went into the cabin where I found a bed made out of old curtains and trash. Before I left, I put candy on the balcony. When I checked out the cabin the next day, I found the wrapper inside, near the bedding. The chocolate was all gone, and part of the wrapper had also been eaten! -Phillip A.
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