Blurb of random John Doe + Heim Baile x You HCs
※ Intense watching as you do absolutely anything
※ Eating? Changing? Trying to leave for anything?
※ Watching you. Trying to cling to you.
※ Giving you little kisses everywhere
※ Going on shopping dates with him to get matching clothes
"You! Look at this one! What about this? Let's get this one!"
※ Feeling you up a bit in all the new clothes just to mark you with his 'scent'
※ Hates when you have to leave
※ If you'll let him, he'll follow you around (probably in hairball form)
※ Get a big purse so he can fit inside it like a little dog
"Why do you have to leave, You?!"
※ He'd whine while clinging to you
※ No matter the reason, he keeps trying to convince you to stay home. You'll just have to leave.
※ Getting him a phone is a great idea!
※ At first.
"102 Unread Messages. 20 Missed Calls."
"Doe I was gone for two minutes"
"Mies u" "Mis u" "Mis you" "I miss you"
※ He just love love loves you!
※ Really weird about intimacy
※ He doesn't really know much about dating (you're his first at everything for it)
"Can I hold your hand?" "Is this okay?"
※ He's really self conscious at times, so please be nice to him.
※ He's short. He's big. He likes junk food. And he's lazy. He prefers to stay at home. At least, keep his lure at... Him?
※ REALTORs are confusing.
※ Seeing as you're (probably) human, he asks you to go out and buy stuff for him
※ Won't be hard to convince him to come with you. You can go out to eat, have a fun date! It'd be cute!
※ Just him and his #1 Buyer <3
※ Likes to cuddle you
※ It's kinda weird sometimes, seeing as the house literally curls around you, but eh. Why not. It was the Uncanny Valley, after all.
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I'm back after, maybe, a year ? Anyway it was a long time on this account.
So I've played Haunted House 2, and I couldn't help but make Heim's card (and my Realtorsona's card too)
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Idk this just popped up in my brain.
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Doe: Say the line, Koolie.
Koolie: No... I don't want to. It's embarrassing!
Micah: Do the roar! Do the roar! Do the roar!
Koolie: Please I don't want to...
Heim: Come on, guys. Stop bullying the guy. He may be a milkman, but you can't just make him say it a million times. He's already said it 20 times, today.
Maison, sighing in disdain: Please... just say it one more time so that they'll shut up...
Koolie, through tears: "I am the milkman... My milk is delicious..."
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