Gym Rat Soap doesn't let you bring in the groceries. Absolutely not. He hasn't spent years of training just to let little ol' you carry the insurmountable weight of produce within your hands.
And he will not make multiple trips. Just one. Doesn't matter. He'll put ten bags on each arm if need be. You're not taking a single one.
You ask how you can repay him for assisting with such a monotonous endeavor. He simply smiles and tells you nothing. Just let him help, that's it.
Although you wonder, twenty minutes later, if the groceries were just the warm-up as his strong arms hold you up perfectly against the wall.
Calloused fingers digging into the flesh of your thighs as he keeps you spread wide open, pistoning his cock into your soaking cunt as the bags sit unattended on the counter while your mewls of pleasure echo rhythmically through the halls of your home.
Gym Rat Soap Masterlist
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Seeing Fluke's entire 185cm/6ft1 ass being carried bridal style like he weighs nothing did something to me
Oh this will be golden
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He was born next to a nuclear power plant, has an IQ of 2, & was hit in the head with several rocks as a child/ref
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Bruce Wayne Variants ೄྀ
Tony Stark - MCU
Derek Hale - Teen Wolf
Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
Captain Ray Holt - Brooklyn 99
Batman - Lego Batman
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The dementer part of Dracula Daily is getting very Demented rn as the 2nd mate just disappeared
I've been theorizing that Johnathan escaped on that boat but the more I read of the captain, the more confident I become that it isn't true
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Hi Ella! I was listening to satellite before andddd have you ever thought about the gender of it? How it sounds like a conversation with the self like in fine line? Likeee how the second verse could be what SHE said to him?
kind anon i've been letting this one mull in my mind for SO long!!! i needed to let it steep bc you hit me and yk that with fine line and gender and the self i am fucking listening
just-
we share the last line
then we drink the wall
till we wanna talk
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we'll get the drinks in
so I'll get to thinking of her
there's multiple instances of harry singing about alcohol loosening his tongue, but this one is very mmmmmpf.
so if we take that pov in verse 1, that he's trying to talk to her, to She, thefirstonethatiseebutidontknowwhy, we can then see verse 2 as the dialogue not working out because he's going in circles in his own mind spinning out bc gender is hard and the mind is hard and knowing your own self is hard. and sometimes progress feels like a spiral or a loop and you just keep running into yourself
picturing little freak high atop the kitchen counter waiting for him to pull her in bc i love pain
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I more inclined to think robin as dean and steve as sam, cause eddie would be a great demon trying to "steal" steve soul
ok true lots of potential there
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is this fall the one where I finally crochet the Doctor’s scarf? despite having seen NONE of Doctor Who whatsoever?? is it finally time???
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Today's post has been postponed. Please accept this photo of Hazel and Kristopher being stupidly sweet as an apology.
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do hozier fans just live like this? like, normally? like you guys just listen to a song that makes you want to fall on your knees on your way to work and then just? carry on? like your neural configuration hasn't been fundamentally altered?
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