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midnightblue66 · 7 months

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#bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingpup #svsss #scum villian self saving system #heavenly pillar

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spottedgardeneelstan · 9 months

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i know that logically binghe has the largest pillar in svsss. HOWEVER, in my opinion, i really believe that yue qingyuan is in possession of the true largest pillar. it just doesn’t count because he has erectile dysfunction.

#yue qingyuan #yqy #svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #heavenly pillar #he can't get it up #therefore it cannot be accurately measured #yqy is a pinata to me and im beating him with a stick #and then i leave him in the rain.#sorry yqy

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oldladyhands · 4 months

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Nobody sent help and i’m still doodling them.

Y r they so soft???????

#scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #svsss fanart #heavenly pillar #danmei #im serious #send help

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chickenkupo · 6 months

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Is anyone else out there thirsty for more Mobei-Jun content? Like I wanna know how big the heavenly pillar is? How feral /primal is he (cause he gotta be)? Like how hard is he going to absolutely destroy Shang Quinghua while they papapa?

#mobei jun #shang quinghua #svsss #svsss shitpost #hilarious #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #heavenly pillar #danmei #feral #deep thoughts

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tokowwdefox · 2 months

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No wonder I have no Dck Luo Binghe took it all

#svsss luo binghe #svsss #heavenly pillar

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jos-art-loft · 2 months

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Welcome home theories about Eddie, etc.

So interesting that our glimpse into "sentience" from the last update was Howdy naming off the reality of Sally's order, but he didn't seem at all distraught. Now Eddie's dealing with stress - questioning his entire purpose - and is literally dissociating between an animated and physical reality??? He is not okay???

Did Howdy go through this before, did he get "corrected" by Home in a similar manner? Or at the time of Homewarming, was Howdy not yet aware? Maybe they're not in chronological order?

Frank also breaks character from "Mr. Dear" to just "Eddie" when he doesn't get a response. His tone is different, voice lighter and frantic. I know the whole Julie/Frank bit must be a red herring because it's the Website's perspective, but I REALLY want to know how these characters exist "off camera."

What is their reality when we're not watching it??

ALSO WHY WAS THE HOT DOG EXPLODED-

#welcome home #welcome home spoilers #welcome home update #eddie dear #howdy pillar #wally darling #I ALWAYS HAVE MORE QUESTIONS #Also the animated commercials were heavenly #stunning

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silverstark · 4 months

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Beautiful moment of foreshadowing in SVSSS, after Luo Binghe learns that Shen Qingqiu praised him:

"Luo Binghe felt like a steady strength had taken root somewhere in the depths of his heart and was starting to bud. Even his hand, carrying the heavy wooden bucket, seemed to become stronger. At this time, not only did Luo Binghe not feel like other people were making things difficult for him, his expression became joyful and satisfied."

It's not suffering and trauma and Xin Mo that makes Luo Binghe stronger. What makes him stronger is feeling loved.

#SVSSS #BingQiu #Luo Binghe #plus the strong hint about Protagonist Satisfaction Points #I love the degree to which SQQ is distracted by protagonist dick in this whole section #his companions literally have to call his name several times to make him snap out of it #and then after a bit of conversation he goes back to thinking about the Heavenly Pillar

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lomlompurim · 4 months

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If regular bingqiu has problems w sex mainly bc of binghe's dick size, then what problems related to anatomy would have female bingqiu during their horizontal tango? Assuming both are cis women.

I'm not counting inexperience and stage fright bc both binghes would have it.

#and cis is a stretch bc you know regular svsss gender fuckery and stuff #but yeah basically that #svsss #idk the first thing coming to my mind are binghe's huge bazoongas choking sqq #but its not on the same level of the heavenly pillar #and I think Binghe can learn how to use her hands faster and easier idk #maybe yuri solves everything?#lmao #bingqiu

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cephalopodish · 1 year

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binghe just WISHES that he could know all the little nicknames shen qingqiu has for him in his head

#svsss #little black sheep white lotus heavenly pillar #lbh would swoon

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zarasu · 1 year

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*Post-canon*

Lbh: Husband, I've found it!!

Sqq: You've found what?

Lbh: 😔 I know Shizun always complains about this one's pillar being too large and hurting when we fu-

Sqq: *bonks head*

Lbh: make love! But now, I've finally found the solution!

Sqq: I told you, I'm not going to top the prota-

Lbh: A pillar-shrinkening artefact!

Sqq:

Sqq: what.

Lbh: It's perfect! I even know where I can find it. I'll use it and shrink my unit to a size that Shizun finds acceptable!

Sqq:

Lbh: This way, it'll never hurt again!

Sqq:

Lbh: 🥺 Shizun? Aren't you happy? Why aren't you saying anything?

Sqq:

Sqq: no.

Lbh: ...no?

Sqq: *drops to his knees and rips Binghe's pants open* Not the Heavenly Pillar!

Sqq spends the next few hours worshipping the Great Eggplant while sternly telling Binghe to forget about the artefact.

Because we all know Sqq is a secret size queen.

#bingqiu #svsss #sqq can sacrifice everything #but not the heavenly pillar #that goes too far!

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bytedykes · 3 months

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sqq most embarrassing man alive if im being honest. if being cringe was a crime he would be in jail for LIFE

#every time he calls binghe's dick the “heavenly pillar” i laugh a little bit bc thats literally so embarrassing. like can u be normal #svsss #misc

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cornbro · 6 months

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🔞🔞 Luo Binghe got kicked out of the bedroom after being a bit too eager💔

Don’t feel too bad, sqq will probably let him in soon enough

someone on twitter said “even his pillar is weeping” and I found that hilarious

Link to the og post here

#luo binghe #bingqiu #svsss fanart #svsss #scum villian self saving system #the heavenly pillar #my art

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spottedgardeneelstan · 9 months

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does anyone know if hua cheng also has a huge pillar. i know hualian never actually partook in papapa in front of us. but i don’t know if his dick was ever mentioned beyond the coffin scene. i have to assume that mxtx would not be able to hold back from gifting hc the love interest standard, but i don’t know for sure. i live in fear.

#hua cheng #i actually don’t remember his ghost name.#tgcf hua cheng #hualian #i mean it’s implied #so leave me alone #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #heavenly pillar #very funny tag #dickcourse #as i have seen it called #mxtx #mxtx tgcf #tgcf shitpost

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piosplayhouse · 2 years

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Desperately printing out moshang pictures to show to mdzs and tgcf mains and shouting PLEASE LOOK AT MY BOYS! THEYRE A CANONICAL MAIN MXTX COUPLE TOO JUST LIKE HUALIAN WANGXIAN BINGQIU I SWEAR while they cross the street trying to avoid me

#genuinely so tragic that majority of mxtx fandom doesnt know thst (canon) moshang exists #theyre out there and theyre married and they took an absurdly long time to get together too!!!!#they even both have fucked up families and backstories and trust issues and trauma and and anf #god i just . im happy sv doesnt have the toxic popularity of the other fandoms but goddamn the lack of moshang in anything is so fucked #i think its just kinda sad bc i know people like ling wen fans and nhs fans would like sqh because hes a similar character and has much #more screentime but a lot of the time they dont even know he exists! and it's like this for a lot of things about sv too like yknow #quintessential wahh every gorl dies in mdzs sorry but sha hualing wasnt putting her entire hellish hole (opposite of heavenly pillar) into #homoerotically fighting liu mingyan and then being a huge bitch to everyone else for you to call mxtx misogynistic #but whatever my eye is pulsing for some reason do i have an ice pack on it and its hard and cold like mbjitties #svsss #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #moshang #shang qinghua #sqh #mobei jun #mbj

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enby-peep · 8 months

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My religion professor, first day of class: What comes first to everyone's minds when I say "demon"?

Me, who just finished SVSSS:

#heavenly pillar.......#svsss #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe

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torchstelechos · 1 year

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God I love Shen Yuan I think he deserves to have advil dropped off weekly by System for all the bullshit he has to deal with

#scum villian self saving system #Svsss #SVSSS System #Shen yuan #shen qingqiu #He deserves to have something to help with his headaches and his husbands heavenly pillar aches

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