that bike's not the only thing getting ridden tonight

(this was inspired by this photoset which promptly filled my head with all sorts of mechanic au ideas😵‍💫)

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

eddie ‘wear whatever you want baby i can fight’ munson

Wind: howls Garu: howls back

blue lock as gordon ramsay moments (shoutout to one of the most legendary haters of all time🙏)

no offense but if i was carmen sandiego i simply would not let my best friend go around dressed like That. put some jeans on, boy

Mickey can have a little violence. as a treat

thinking about Jean having clinical depression and jean being a speed addict and jean being weirdly ripped and jean being openly disgusted with Harry's decline into uselessness and making silly little connections in my mind

I will make it my life mission to find a cocky smirking manipulative toxic jock atsumu fic and share it with everyone

If its the last thing i do, research starts after work

so in the past I have made themed gifts for people who have helped me* and it's been a little weird but like. Understandable to the person I am gifting the thing to weird? My current problem is that I want to make something for my endocrinologist because he has improved my quality of life hugely** but endocrinology doesn't have an easily themed gift and my endocrinologist reminds me very very strongly of like a sad greyhound or a whippet but I cannot explain to this very nice, very normal man that "hey I made you a plushie of a dog because I wanted to thank you for the steroids and you remind me of a dog. In a good way!" *like teeth plushies for the dentist who helped me figure out I have to have dental anesthetic without epinephrine in it, or a chicken plushie for the people at the chicken restaurant that went the extra mile to get their ingredients list that were the reason I figured out I'm allergic to coconut **I had what would have been a severe allergic reaction and it wasn't pleasant but I didn't end up in the hospital and I didn't take like a week minimum to recover and

cargo shorts scaramouche

I know its not true but I like to pretend Mordecai was trying to be sharper and more dapper on his outfit choice to impress Viktor

hey, don't know if your asks are open or if you already done a request like this but... could you do a Iron Islands-focused version of what you think they would wear?

Also, could you please do what you think Theon Greyjoy would wear, given his whole identity crises of whether the north or the iron islands is his home? He's just my ultimate pathetic boy failure bbg, sorry, thank you for your attention ❤️

I’m like 80% sure I’ve done this before but we can do a re-up

Iron Islands have always been Viking/Nordic clothing to me, but not the cool gritty hardass axe swinging “Vikings” but the real ones who weee like. Farmers n shit. No Ragnar Lothbrooks only Victarion is allowed to look like that. And maybe Euron sometimes

Theon tries to be Not like other boys when he’s growing up in Winterfell. He doesn’t really dress like a northerner or and islander, instead dressing mostly in leather and black, with less wools and heavy fabrics than the starks bc he’s a cool guy and cool guys don’t get cold

anytime i see a post that's like "remus lupin's fashion" or "remus lupin aesthetic" i am reminded that there r people living on a different planet from me....like. u r speaking nonsense if u believe that man has any sense of fashion or aesthetic 2 speak of whatsoever....he is not dressing #dark academia #vintage #professorcore or whatever i'm sorry but regardless of whatever time period u put him in he is wearing the most low-effort least-fashionable zero-accessories outfit u can find. he owns like 3 ugly tshirts that he's had for 8 years and just keeps rotating them out...perhaps a stained gray hoodie in the mix or something...

fell down the timberkon rabbit hole

Its not like i like you or anything *hits you in the head and teleports away*