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"today, the wait is finally over. we get to see ohtani's smile again." "smiles really suit him, huh?": actual commentary from nhk's post-game shohei montage
#we are all unhinged about him. as a nation.#he's our best friend he's our pal he's our homeboy#our rotten soldier#he's our sweet cheese#our good time boy#etc#anyway... i love him. i love smile. i love giant pest. i love shameless bench flirting#mickey shielding him from sunflower seeds… also whatever shohei and sandy have going on 🤨🤨🤨🧐#also the hat tip to miggy ;____;#long post#shohei ohtani#mickey moniak#patrick sandoval#los angeles angels#miguel cabrera#detroit tigers#baseball
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"for the record, i think you're good for him. you balance each other out, took me a long time to realize that but...i do now"
#izzy hands i love you SO MUCH#he's my silly guy he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#ofmd#our flag means death s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2#izzy hands#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd 2#our flag means death spoilers
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a whole bunch of eds i drew!
#he’s my love my sunshine my good time boy my sweet cheese <3333#adriart#digital art#ofmd#edward teach#blackbeard#our flag means death#our flag means death art#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#stede x ed#gentlebeard
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gentleman pirussy has him acting unwise
#our flag means death#ofmd#blackbeard ofmd#ofmd edward teach#gentlebeard#this is literally so dumb#but he is my good time boy#my sweet cheese
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{‼️Season 2 of ofmd. Spoiler free?}
SEASON TWO IZZY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT ASSHOLE IS MAKING ME CRY?????
#our flag means death#izzy our flag means death#izzy hands#ofmd season 2#blackbeard ofmd#omfd s2#dizzy izzy#ofmd izzy#he’s just a little guy#he’s my sweet cheese#little meow meow
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He does
#our flag means death#ofmd#stede bonnet#edward teach#gentlebonnet#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#ofmd fanart#rhys darby#taika waititi#ed x stede#stede x ed#he’s my best friend he’s my pal my homeboy my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy
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also fyi this is how i am blogging 90% of the time
he is not even my cat
I’ve been gone for less than eight hours
#breaking my leverage posting multiple times today? more likely than you’d think#this is yoshi he’s my roommates cat and the love of my life my best friend my sweet cheese etc etc#the emotional support for the entire household#he’s from when my roommate was working in japan he has fiv and is in gay love with our other fiv cat (who doesn’t cuddle me :/ )#four years old and an 8.6 pound menace#he lost weight the last time we went to the vet because he paces and says meow meow all day#he sits in our windows and meows at the neighbors I am 100% sure they all know him as meow meow cat#sometimes he sits in the open window and cries at no one into the void#also breaking news as I write this freeloader cat is outside on our porch to escape the rain#jackie talks#about me#mine#not leverage
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giving y'all a week to have one if you haven't already. also feel free to tell in the tags!!! :D ik i will
#macadamiaaa!!!! :D!!!#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#sunny polls#OKAY SO I'LL START WITH MY MOST RECENT ONE (literally today's)#basically (i'll end up typing too much etc) it was me mac dee & someone else#there was another dream going on (i'd like to think of it as like a venn diagram of 2 dreams?? idk)#but like there was this punk house show whatever. anyway#mac & i were dating??? 2nd dream that's happened...i'm averting my eyes#BUT HE WAS SO SWEET we were just holding hands & i like just being as close to the person as possible so :-(((( ugh#anyway i distinctly remember having my arms wrapped around his chest (same from other dream of him like that goodgod)#anyway i apparently called him Papi for something & he went 'i'm papi? :o' & i was like 'yeah :D' or whatever????#BUT OVERALL HE WAS SO SWEET even when dee was being a bit suspicious (our other person was like ??? this is weird)#like he was complimenting her telling her she's doing great :-((( anyway#ANYWAY i think later mac was shirtless & got like nacho cheese on his chest in some hair#so that was the recent dream!!!! i'm excited to read y'all's!!!#I JUST REMEMBERED: i think i ran up to him like anyway i'm posting this no hesitations
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#jigen#lupin#goemon#pink jacket#iii31#hi im gonna tell a story because i love talking about myself so this is a great opportunity to share personal info on the internet#so if u read my tags u may know that this is my last semester of undergrad. this week is finals week and my commencement is on sunday#and tomorrow actually its probably today since im queueing this#so thursday im gonna get lunch on campus for the last time ever w my bf and im sad because our little cafe closed :(#before we were dating he knew i would get breakfast there before class so he would LEAVE HIS CLASS EARLY SO HE COULD BE THERE BEFORE I WAS#just so he could hang out w me#i understand how this might come off as stalkerish but it was very sweet and it worked it just took like. two years after he did that#my go to order was an egg and cheese breakfast sandwich on a bagel and i would get a chocolate chip cookie with it <3#and i always had more money left to use on my mealswipe so i would get him hashbrowns#we literally dated for two years before we started dating <3#sorry i love him and i love talking about him and also me#anyway. i may or may not cry on campus thinking of eating my greasy breakfast sandwich and cookie by the window seat#if you read all of this i applaud you for making it through and i wish you well#for you astrology bitches i am a leo sun aquarius moon and cancer rising i believe you can see all three of them in action in this mess
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lucius and stede have such an interesting dynamic the best way i can describe it is that they both think of the other as their fucked up son
#'lucius is stedes surrogate son!!!' 'no hes the elder gay to stedes baby gay!!' 'no lucius is his therapist!!!' They Contain Multitudes#theyre pals theyre homeboys theyre sweet cheeses theyre good time boys#they hate each other theyre best friends they would die for each other they dont care if the other dies#'autism be damned my boy can do calligraphy' 'autism be damned my boy can seduce blackbeard'#they are so special to me i hate them ❤️❤️❤️❤️#our flag means death
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Part of me thinks Stede is going to be the world's #1 Blackbeard apologist... like to a problematic degree because he's so blinded by love and lust asdfghkl;
Stede, reading about Blackbeard's rampage across the Caribbean in the newspaper: yeah but like have you seen him... that town he burned down probably deserved it anyway
The crew: 👁👄👁 why are you like this
#he's like: edward my darling my sweet cheese my baby my angel you did nothing wrong#his bf is his own problematic fave#and the crew will just be so mad at both of them the whole time#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet
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I see someone working at a farmer's market, I fall in love. I can't help it.
#there's a man who works at the fish stand in my city and i have a huge crush on him#there's also 4 sweet girls at the vegetable stand who I'm in love with#today I was in the south of the country with my sister and there was a cute guy working in the cheese stand#who had OUR accent (they have a different accent in the south)#and turns out he lives in a city that's like the city next to where I grew up#and where I came every day for school#and I'm in love with him too#personal#I feel like I'm destined to date someone who works on a farmer's market#they're always so social and sweet
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In my imagined Anne and Mary additions in ofmd, Anne (or Bonbon)'s relationship with Stede is
While Mary (or Marc)'s relationship with Stede is
#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#anne bonny#mary read#bonbon is all Hes My Sweet Cheese My Goodtime Boy#while marc has fully embraced dying from something thats his fault#let.me.dream.with.ofmd
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megumi lovin’ tiktok!! ‘tis us talking about our favorite man <333333
SOPH….ur timing couldn’t have come better….i was just talking about how me and you are the only people giving megumi content :/ everyone forgets about him :/
#but he is OUR rotten soldier#our sweet cheese#our love for him is single handedly carrying megumi nation
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Went from “I hate that guy” to “I am that guy” REAL QUICK when it came to Izzy fucking Hands. He is me, I am him.
#our flag means death#blackbeard ofmd#izzy hands#omfd izzy#ofmd stede#ofmd season 2#izzy our flag means death#dizzy izzy#he’s my sweet cheese#i am him
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Simon was a light sleeper, he had to in his line of work, but he wasn’t just a light sleeper when he was on duty, but at home too.
So when one night he was woken by a clanging down in the kitchen, Simon sat straight in bed, clear headed and focused on locations the reason for that noise.
A small smile slipped on his face, someone was stupid enough to break into his home, must be Simon’s lucky day.
“Stay here, I’ll take care…” He whispered into the dark room, hand patting the space next to him only to find it cold.
You weren’t there.
Simon’s blood froze.
The smile was gone.
His mind ran with a million questions at the same time. Did something happen to you? Were you in danger?
Without hesitation he slipped out of bed and out of the room.
He searched the guest rooms but found everything empty and quiet. So Simon sneaked downstairs, seeing lights on in the kitchen.
To be honest, Simon shouldn’t be surprised. He should absolutely not be surprised to look at the clock on the wall to see the time being three in the morning and you, sitting on the counter, in one of his shirts and your unicorn slippers on while snacking on a freshly opened bag of shredded cheese.
“And here I thought someone broke into our home.” Simon announced his presence and stepped next to you, realizing that you had been daydreaming while eating.
“Damn, don’t scare me, Si!” You complain and cough harshly as you felt some shredded cheese making its way down your windpipe.
He laughed and patted your back, helping you to take a deep breath again. “Sorry, sweets. Like I said, thought we get robbed. What happened that caused me to wake up? Usually you’re quite as a mouse eating your shredded cheese.”
“You left the salad bowl out, I haven’t seen it, ran into it with my fat ass. Sorry for waking you. Know how much you love your sleep.” You mumbled and leaned against his side.
“Mhm… but not as much as eating shredded cheese with you at three in the morning.” Simon grinned and stole the bag of cheese from your hands. “That’s for waking me.” He ate half the bag before handing it back to you. “And that’s for making me think we were getting robbed.”
He stole a sweet kiss from your lips when you were closing the bag of cheese, grinning when you accidentally let it fall to the ground in surprise.
If anyone asks where I was, five words, Genshin Impact and Honkai Star Rail. Sorry <3
#cod x gn!reader#simon riley#simon riley x you#cod mwii#ghost x you#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#cod mw2#cod x you#alex writes
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