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#he's like a victorian maiden#takes off that fuck ass jacket and it's all#*gasps* he's exposed#merlin#merlinedit#merlin emrys#merlinemrysedit#bbc merlin#merlingifs#jennifersmindsgifs
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Starscream taking off his heels after work because the idea came into my brain and wouldn’t leave
#transformers#my art#digital art#maccadam#starscream#tf starscream#he flops like a victorian maiden and no one can convince me otherwise
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Kunikida × Red
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#the manwhorification of kunikida doppo is real#'he wouldnt wear this' WELL I DONT CARE HE IS NOW !!!!!!!#hes like a victorian maiden ok i see his forearms and i feel faint#i sat in front of the tablet making this thinking 'the hoes gon loovee this'#bungou stray dogs#kunikida#kunikida doppo#bsd#bungou stray dogs kunikida#kunikida fanart#kunikida doppo fanart#bungou stray dogs fanart
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Jang Uk's life is hilarious:
0-0.01 Normal Baby (lasts like 5 hours)
0.01-19 Extremely weak, will pass out from being cold like some Victorian maiden
19-19.5 Normal-ish magical person
19.5 Dead
19.5-Present Most powerful human on earth (also haunted by ghosts)
#alchemy of souls#jang uk#he got to be normal twice for like 3 months and 5 hours#I say normal-ish magical person because he learned extremely fast and was always the prophecy child#Victorian maidens didnt actually faint all the time its a joke people
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God, there's this tiktoker who only dresses in ~pre-20th century clothing, and he does dress up videos that are literally ye olde thirst traps. So I gifed part of his one vid to send to Cofi, as like a "haha imagine boy king Seb doing this," but now it's cursed me and I can't stop thinking about it 🫠
#need to draw him with stockings#nothing on under his robe#the most scandalous undershirt ever(remember he wears a fluffy nightgown)#i love these tho bcs old clothing has it so everything is covered#and i feel like such a victorian maiden cause wow his vids are so scandalous#it just makes me think about what it was like back then :)#seb is like: its okay mark i can dress myself *looks into fernandos eyes*#mark: i dont want anything to do with this actually.#i love how the undershirts have that slit in the side. its so??????#sad every day boy king seb isnt real :(((#wish he existed in more than just my head#need to draw him as my little dress up doll#boy king au#ref#catie.rambling.txt
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My partner introducing me like
"this is my wren they have every disease"
#chronic disability#chronic pain#fibromyalgia#spoonie#disability#my partner is very healthy physically and hes so strong and pretty#meanwhile im like on the verge of death like a sickly victorian maiden
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All you need to know about Book Louis that his first act after having a complete stranger latch onto his neck in the middle of the night is to basically say but I didn’t even get your name!
#“But who are you!” Louis honey you are being capri sunned let’s reevaluate our priorities a little bit#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#book loustat my beloved#interview with the vampire#iwtv#y’all pray for Louis#nothing wrong with him he’s just having handsome rogue ravishment fantasies like he’s a repressed Victorian maiden
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#axl rose#guns n roses#he's so hot help#i am once again on my knees for this old man#fanning myself like a victorian maiden at the sight of those exposed calves
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Reading the winter prince, coming onto a serious scene
BAM
Medraut randomly goes into detail into about how pretty his brother is, goddamn bitch get a grip
notice how he tends to call Lleu beautiful whenever his brother is sick, dying, poisoned or sleep deprived. I feel like there is so much going on there that deserves to be analysed, does he have a sick people kink?
#Medraut is the most attracted to Lleu when he looks like a sickly victorian maiden riddled with consumption#Medraut *spends a whole paragraph describing his 15 yo brother's beauty*#Lleu: *is sweaty/ puking/coughing/dying*#answered asks#the winter prince
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idk I just think that adrien is touch starved cuz his dad is the worst and he's also an ex-homeschooled kid so if he were dating marinette he'd suddenly remember what affection was but also go about getting it in the most awkward way possible and not even realize it
#look do i want him to continue swooning like a victorian maiden? yes but only for intentionally romantic things#if he just happens to grab marinette and pull her into his lap for a hug out of nowhere because she's cute and also snuggly looking#in class in front of god and everyone thats completely different lol#''remember when you thought i was a statue and kissed me?'' energy but like all the time lmao#miraculous ladybug#ml posting#anyway shut up im not thinking about writing it YOU'RE thinking about writing it#adrien agreste#marinette dupain-cheng#adrienette
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listening to Karline's version of Beren and Luthien and thinking about the ships I have where Arawn is courting an essentially immortal being. (@weavermasked & @winterfollows)
#get it because he's beren and it's so tragic and romantic at the same time#i am predictable give me lifespan angst and I'll swoon like a victorian maiden#em speaks // ooc.
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I had the STUPIDEST idea and I have to share it or I will combust.
Ok, so if you haven't seen the comments in NMJ's wiki, I HIGHLY suggest reading them because they're hilarious.
I was thinking of him (as one thirsty bitch with an unquenchable desire for his voluptuous bosom does) and imagined a random disciple that reacts to NMJ like the fandom does. But not just any disciple! A random Wen disciple (or RWD for short).
This random Wen disciple sees NMJ at a discussion one day and it's just heart-eyes. He hears NMJ threaten to beat the shit out of the Wens and he just raises his hand like 'can I go first Mr Chifeng-zun sir please?'
He's always on the verge of being executed because he will not shut up about how hunky NMJ is. WRH will qi deviate if he has to hear about how massive NMJ's thighs are and how he could totally crush a skull between them one more time.
He shows up randomly to Qinghe like 'ahaha, whats up? its ya boi.' and NHS is in Full Suspicion Mode bcus he's afraid they're going to try to kill his da-ge the way they did their dad. So he grills the guy, yknow, thinking he's an assassin and the convo basically goes smth like this:
NHS: What's a Wen doing in Qinghe?
RWD: Oh, nothing much, just sightseeing. (not at all subtly trying to see if NMJ is around, or alt looking at a drawing of NMJ)
NHS, squinting behind his fan: Yeah? Well, don't let Da-ge catch you. He doesn't like Wens sneaking around here.
RWD: For real?
NHS: Oh, yes! He can be ruthless when he's mad.
RWD: Oh no, I sure hope there isn't some giant, beefy Nie sect leader coming to beat my ass :)))
NHS: ...
RWD: So like, on a scale from 1-10, if I sat on his sleeve, how likely would he be to cut it, if yknow what I mean???
NHS: ..are you...did you come here to hit on my brother?
RWD: Maybe. If I were to trip in front of your brother, would he walk all over me like a doormat? Just step right on me?
NHS: ...
RWD: So, is that a yes or--?
NHS: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
NMJ is equal parts confused and aggravated bcus 1) it's a Wen and 2) he's CERTAIN it's some type of ploy. Why else would this random ass Wen just keep randomly showing up and tripping in front of him or dropping shit and taking forever to bend over and get it?
#nie mingjue#nie huaisang#there's one memorable moment where nmj reflexively catches the rwd and rwd literally faints like a stricken victorian maiden#every time it's brought up that nmj would literally obliterate him rwd is just like 'YES PLEASE DADDY'#wrh in the background glaring#rwd: uhhh i mean absolutely not gonna happen?? i would TOTALLY win against that beefy hunk of a ma- I MEAN NIE DOG#why is this useless disciple kept around when he clearly would rather be in Qinghe??#bcus Plot Convenience#or some equally ridiculous reason#if WC gets to stay in Qishan when he's THAT useless so does this random guy
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I said I'd write an introspective on my ficlet but now I'm sitting with friends and I am absolutely not opening that doc now. I think if I even glimpse the word "kneeling", I will combust and die
#and yet I wrote the first draft during my two classes...okay#they're working on papers and i really dont wanna but i do not have the strength to open A FIC#even thinking about it im so 🫠#i am so victorian maiden about it honestly 😭😭😭😭😭#i can read anything w practically a straight face#but writing is like: EEEEEEEEE HES KNEELING!!!! HIS PANTS ARE SLIGHTLY UNBUTTONED!!!!!#and then melt onto the floor murmuring something about powerplays#we're all in the same class btw so we have the same assignment#so i cannot bear the shame of:#1. opening a slightly suggestive fic#2. not working on an essay SO I CAN WRITE ABOUT A FIC SJKFKFKG#catie.rambling.txt
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