@glitchysquidd first thing ive drawn in ages and its everyone's favorite corpse

pov: ur sarge is more unhinged than u thought (he’s a demolitions expert)

reigen arataka greatest psychic of the 21st century. internet sex symbol. champion at rock paper scissors. 4th place for whack-a-mole in japan. the original babygirl. the twink and dilf supreme. reigen is the peoples princess.

anyway so this is something a bit more cheerful bc ngl his face was so funny in this scene. also someone said its the same face that one meme cat is doing and theyre right.

DRAGON'S DOGMA 2 (2024) ‣ dev. CAPCOM

JACOB ANDERSON as Louis de Pointe du Lac in season 2 of iwtv

[tw: sploshing, food play/kink, food insertion, anal, ass eating, nasty shit in general idc don’t read if you’re easily disgusted]

Konig is probably the type of guy who would love to experiment with food during sex. You’re his kinky younger girlfriend and probably the one who introduced him to all these fetishes and kinks he never heard of. But he loves you so much so he’ll probably say yes to anything you want. He’s in his early forties, he needs someone to spice up his sex life and you’re the perfect girl for him!

It started out pretty tame. Probably with you swirling some whipped cream on his abs, sometimes with honey, maybe some chocolate and strawberry syrup as well and lick it off of his body. The sticky, sweet concoction dripped down his chiseled torso as your tongue eagerly lapped it up, sending shivers of pleasure through his body and giving him a massive erection.

The next time you did it, you viciously drizzle chocolate syrup and whipped cream all over his thick nine-inch uncut cock, the sugary mixture mixing with his pre-cum and it drips down on his groin area. You hungrily engulf his throbbing shaft, your mouth a dripping mess of cream and chocolate as you eagerly slobber all over it. And when he finally cum, he shoots his warm, thick cum mixed with the concoction down your throat.

This time, it’s time to take it to the next level. Your body trembles with anticipation as you present yourself to him, offering your ass up for his pleasure. He grabs your ass with a force, bending you over a table and inserting half a stick of butter into your pulsating asshole slowly. His eyes are filled with raw lust as he watches your ass cheeks quiver, trying desperately to keep the slick butter from slipping out of your tight hole.

Konig brutally thrusts his massive cock into your tight asshole, the butter still churning inside as he fucked you rapidly. The slickness of the butter makes it easier for him to slide in and out, leaving you feeling used and violated as he claims you with every rough thrust as the butter begins to slowly melt and dripped out, coating his balls and the floor in a slick mess. Your tight hole began to convulse and clamp down as it releases streams of melted butter mixed with his cum. His filthy mouth greedily lapping up every drop, tasting the rich, creamy taste as it squirts out from your asshole. What a depraved little couple both of you are. <3

Listen

I can't wait for the horny people to make content of him

random assorted Rimages he is in my ear i ask him to get out but he is in there

cross stop being cute challenge /j

top 10 images that make engineer acrobatics noises play in your head

Soap:

Price:

Price: I told you that man (Ghost) is difficult to get rid off of

Soap, about to flip a rack and the table because ever since Mexico Ghost won't leave him the fuck alone because he's the one who started annoying Ghost first: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IT'S DIFFICULT TO KILL HIM ON THE FIELD!?

find it sooo funny that foreman is cuddy now and chase is house because although cuddy was an enabler she at least had some semblance of what you’re meant to do as a doctor. so she could hold up the facade a tiny bit. chase is gonna walk in like “I need approval to amputate this guy’s perfectly working legs and then re-attach them using dental floss. without anaesthesia btw. and we’re gonna hypnotise his medical proxy to get consent. we think he has a mild mint allergy and I need the answer” and foreman isn’t even gonna look up from his paperwork before responding “k lol”

the prettiest babygirl in the whole world (crinkly old man)

HE’S REAL

bro come pick your cyborg up hes crying in the club