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bonebabbles · 1 month

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Nearly everything that Slash does is just something Clear Sky did. The only difference is that the narrative is arbitrarily concluding that Clear Sky's behavior was all totally excusable and understandable because of good intentions (which he does not actually have anyway) whereas Slash is pure evil.

Steals prey and land

Brutalizes anyone who gets in his way (Clear Sky has a higher body count and Slash never directly murders anyone though)

Rules group through fear and intense control

Orders gladiator-style public "training" sessions where they all fight with claws out

Smacking children (Alder, Fern Leaf)

Hand-feeds subordinates so they can control exactly what they eat

Allows big piles of food to start rotting in camp

Throws a subordinate in front of a predator (Thunder with a fox, Beech with a dog)

Threats of violence and general assault (Clear Sky is CONSTANTLY hitting women who offend him)

Didn't give proper burials to victims (Clear Sky was going to leave all the dead bodies of his cats behind at the First Battle and left Misty's corpse to rot after taking her children, Slash had his dead underlings brought to the dump)

Clear Sky's fridged wife comes out of the sky to coo that his behavior "never drove anyone away" while Slash is here DOING THE BEHAVIOR that apparently "never drove anyone away."

They tried so hard to make a villain worse than Clear Sky to make him look better in comparison but physically couldn't. He was that bad.

#bones reads dotc #slash dotc #slash wc #Edit: actually removed the disabled part because Slash doesn't actually kick anyone out for that reason #He WOULD have #but actually slash left the group behind himself after a dog attack #clear sky remains the only one who did that lmao. twice.

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sky-neverending · 6 months

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RIP Alex Mercer you would have loved Taylor Swift

#sky’s stardust #jatp #jatp alex #alex jatp #alex mercer #he would have #i’m not wrong #i wonder if julie introduced him to it #should i write that #julie and the phantoms

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dustyjumpwjngs · 6 months

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rip david webster you would have loved the ikea shark

#band of brothers #bob #hbo war #david webster #ikea shark #he would have

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skyrigel · 10 days

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Rip Remus Lupin you would have loved Loml by Taylor swift.

#he would have sung it for his sirius #he would have #ttpd #marauder #wolfstar #Remus Lupin #Taylor Swift #loml #i am claiming it

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dirtytransmasc · 1 year

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I feel like we are sleeping on Ronal's eventual blow up at Norm when she learns that he (according to the comics) actually became an adoptive/foster dad to some na'vi kids.

He could do it for them, but not Spider???

she would be so pissed, it would take an army to keep her from killing him. she understand from what spider told her that he helped a bit, but that he was never norms kid.

she just can't understand how he could raise multiple na'vi children, but couldn't see that spider was being neglected and needed someone to intervene and act in his best interest.

she hates when they try and argue that spider wanted to be with the sully's and that norm thought it was best; cause spider was a child, he didn't know what was best for him, norm was an adult, he should have seen that spider needed more then he was being given. he should have stepped in so spider didn't have to live with all this pain and trauma now.

An adult acts against a childs wants if it is in their best interest, there is no argument to that. she will never forgive him for letting spider get hurt, for letting him get neglected for 16 years.

#she'd want to commit murder #if he was such a good dad to some na'vi kids #why couldn't he be a good dad to the human child who literally lived in his lab #she'd tell him the na'vi equivalent of 'grow some balls' when he tries to say he couldn't keep spider in his care because he was a #“wild child”#and he couldn't keep him out of the woods or away from the sully's #cause A. if he really wanted to #he would have #B. spider didn't need to be barred from the woods or the sully's to be raised right #C. even the wildest child needs structure and discipline and its their parents obligation to provide that #ronal #ronal is pissed #ronal is a good mother #hi'i'tsyil te fkew'weopx tonowari'itan #spider tonowari'itan #spider socorro #miles socorro #miles spider socorro #avatar #avatar the way of water #avatar 2 #norm spellman #I know the 2 didn't have an awful relationship #but norm should have done more for spider

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acidsplashes · 15 days

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my friends got me stuff for my birthday and and and

guys they are FRIENDS

ik Shockwave's all no emotion logic logic logic but let me have this like

imagine a tf x pokémon au

Shockwave has a bunch of badass dark types and metal pokémon and whatnot, probably a legendary locked in the basement, all that. he's TERRIFYING

and then there's his Sylveon and his processor cannot figure out for the life of him why the hell it evolved with him and he's hyperfixated on researching in the background

#transformers #tf shockwave #gen1 shockwave #pokemon #sylveon #i think soundwave + pokémon would be so fun too like #can you imagine how DADLY he would be #HE WOULD HAVE #SO MANY #also i wonder how shockwave would even get pokémon #like do they spacebridge them to cybertron or something #tho in some iterations i think he gets to earth?#omg optimus would have so many friendship pokémon #jazz could have the dancers!! ooh!!#bumble gets the bees obv #gonna stop this here before i make this tag list 50 miles long tho HSJDN

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aroacenezhaanddainsleif · 1 year

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entirely very canon reason Draxum wasn't in the ROTTMNT movie:

The turtles would have mentioned mystic shit and Krang and Draxum would have been like "OH, T H E S E MOTHERFUCKERS" and found a way to banish them all back in half the time it took the gang

#Draxum: (grabs the key with a vine) you guys in the future died for this?#Leo: (sigh) thanks pops #and then all is well #rottmnt #rottmnt movie #baron draxum #krang #i mean. c'mon #he would have

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purrassicjet · 8 months

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Kutner would have made such a great dad...

#He would have #He babysat Rachel and Cole's kid #He would have been good #I miss him #house md #lawrence kutner

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nyxx-j · 21 days

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Rip Spooker you would have LOVED lol xd culture.

#he would have #good for him #not a fic #nyxx_j random thoughts #taleblr #venturiantale #fred spooker #venturiantale pie #p.i.e #p.i.e.#paranormal investigators extraordinaire

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nanamimizz · 2 months

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rip toji fushiguro you would have loved red dead redemption

#lamb.talks #HE WOULD HAVE

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Incorrect Quote

Otis: Aghhhh- what happened to me last night?

Inkubus: You got drunk, and thought you developed magic powers to talk to squirrels.

Otis: ... uhuh. Kinda glad I don't remember any of that-

Inkubus: Oh its okay, I got it all on video-

#otis was WONDERING why inkubus sat next to him this morning...#trust me- if otis could kill him #he would have #Inorrect Quote #Incorrect Quotes #Horror Villains #Slashers #Circus of Horrors! AU #Circus of Horrors!AU #Otis B Driftwood #Inkubus #Horror Villains Incorrect Quote #Horror Villains Incorrect Quotes #Slashers Incorrect Quote #Slashers Incorrect Quotes #source: Pinterest

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taakomg · 2 years

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hi

#so do you ever think about the trend in wilsons to die early #this is probably very surface level shit but yeah. early and usually fairly preventably #idk man #it hasn’t left my mind #dndads #dungeons and daddies #darryl wilson #frank wilson #paeden bennetts #(i do and do not see paeden as a bennetts in my mind walter is a family line of his own)#(ask me about my Walter theory pls)#grant wilson #lincoln li wilson #HEY NOW THAT WE MENTION LINCOLN all of these deaths are also self-sacrificial as shit #isn’t anyone else so fucking scared for his ass #he was fully prepared to jump into the way of bullets for a man both taylor and he had never met before #he would have died #but he didn’t you say #HE WOULD HAVE #fuck dude #im just thinking #IN THAT TAG IN PARENTHESES ABOUT PAEDEN I MEANT SEE HIM AS A WILSON #he is a bennetts no question he is also an IMMORAL #ily Walter

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 17 days

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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astronomical-bagel · 2 months

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#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group.#the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other #we even have a union guy 😭#side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better)#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #falin touden #astronomically random

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aristoteliancomplacency · 9 months

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Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

#tagamemnon #fischteller #can you fucking imagine?#like other painters trying to explain to him that fish don’t have eyebrows #and he’s just like ‘fuck you all at least my fish have SOULS.’#and people bought them???#other people were also like ‘FUCK YEAH EYEBROW FISH!!!’#other people like me.#I would 100000% buy the eyebrow fish

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