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wvldorf · 1 year

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l.u.s.h love u so hard

#keeping it short and sweet <3 #just like him #he is in fact taller than me #but only by 3cm so i can make fun of him still #how im dealing with life atm ? coyging i guess #martin ødegaard #arsenal fc

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super-nowa-art · 7 months

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real footage of sanji having both a sexuality AND gender identity crisis on wano

#art #digital art #fanart #one piece #one piece fanart #sanji #lgbtq #yeah sanji is genderqueer and bisexual what about it #i just love the idea of him seeing yamato and going "big boobs??? but... man????#and then seeing kiku and going #“pretty giant woman??? who can kill me so easily???”#“oh but.... trans???”#and his mind just implodes #also the fact that both of them are wayyyy taller than him #he is so into that im sorry #PATHETIC MEOW MEOW thy name is sanji

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sapphorror · 4 months

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Two unavoidable facts about the Invader Zim fandom that transcend space, time, and all evolution of the canon:

1. No one, absolutely no one here knows how tall twelve year olds are supposed to be

2. You can immediately clock someone's height range by the exact height they assign Zim

#invader zim #iz posting #natterings #every time I read a fic where Zim's taller than me but still described as relatively small #I have a instant moment of 'oh author you're over 6“0 aren't you'#no shade but it is DEEPLY funny #well maybe a little shade but only because I'm prejudiced against tall people #anyway my personal headcanon hovers around 4“8 #although realistically it'd probably be in the 4“10-5”0 range if we assume the models are at all to scale #because he IS ever so slightly taller than dib to start with #however I have a pathological need for zim to be as gremlin-sized as possible #so im willing to fudge the facts

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nightmareonpeachstreet · 1 year

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Cyno: my boyfriend -- he’s 6′5″ --

Alhaitham: Tighnari is 5′4″.

Cyno: 5-- I’m sorry have you met Tighnari? just because Tighnari’s taller than you doesn’t mean you have to spread rumors about him--

Alhaitham: for the last time, his goddamn ears do not count.

Cyno: yes they do they’re part of his body.

Alhaitham: no they do not that is not how height is calculated.

Cyno: not when they’re on the side of your head because that doesn’t change anything, you’re still the same height -- Tighnari’s ears are upright most of the time though.

Alhaitham: you two know he’s delusional, right?

Dehya: don’t drag me and Candace into this stupid conversation -- obviously the ears don’t count--

Candace: well of course his ears would count, if they’re on top of his head--

Dehya and Candace: ...

Candace: ...they’re part of his body, love.

Dehya: Candace...babe...saying his ears add to his height is like...like saying your hair makes you taller.

Cyno: that’s not the same thing at all, Tighnari’s ears aren’t just made of fluff, they have skin. and cartilage.

Alhaitham: if he can lower his ears then they don’t count towards his height.

Cyno: bending your knees doesn’t change how high you measure, though.

Alhaitham: it doesn’t change how high he can reach.

Candace: but we’re not talking about wingspan -- that would be like saying your neck shouldn’t count in your overall height because it doesn’t affect how long your arms are--

Dehya: oh my god how did you actually drag me and Candace into this I hate academics so much.

#another conversation that almost definitely happened between 3.1 and 3.2 #the issue remains unresolved to this day #asking Tighnari won't help because I like to imagine Valuka Shuna do include their ears in their overall height #but when humans measure Tighnari they typically don't #so he's probably been measured both ways and probably does not have an opinion on the topic #inspired by the fact that the ears make Tighnari like a half a foot taller than Zhongli and I don't know how to quantify this man #then my sister reminded me of this wormhole I dug myself into when we were talking about tall ears the other day #so ty yoshi for dooming me again #Tighnari #Cyno #Alhaitham #Dehya #Candace #Cynari #Tighno #Candehya #Genshin Impact //

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malwarechips · 1 year

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help im drawing smthn and i needed the height difference between mono and pk and i am . hes so fucking short omg /aff

#lev.txt #hyperfixation.txt #hk #blorbotag #HES SO SHORT NEXT TO HER WTF #i mean ig she does float but i . i literally put like the bottom of their sprites on the same level #so she'd probably be even taller considering the fact she'd probably float off of the ground more than that #putting pk's sprite next to other characters is so funny to me.

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taniamitsu · 1 year

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Which one you prefer? Tiny Ralsei or tiny Kris?

#love the fact that canonically ralsei is taller than kris #but still the majority of artists drawing him shorter than them hehe #majority or artists = me #like kris is short SHORT and it's just perfect #but Ralsei just gives strong tiny energy #and he's so friend shaped #btw this is my own version of them based on their sprites #as you can see i'm bad drawing full body✨#anyway i love both #Kralsei #Kris Dreemurr #Ralsei #Deltarune #My art

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dissociationswagcompetition · 2 months

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Going through the fandoms of the submissions and noticed there's a popular one...

#KJBDKJBSDKJFB #silly stuff #my art #doodles #jetfire's silly doodles #mod jetfire speaking #mod metalhawk speaking #Fun fact out of 128 submissions there are 94 fandoms!#AND YEAH KH HAS 6 UNIQUE NOMINATIONS AND 9 TOTAL #THE SECOND CLOSES IS FNAF WITH 4 UNIQUE AND ONLY 7 TOTAL #also snrrrrk drew mod metalhawk taller than me but like he's way shorter than me in the headspace LOL #like he comes up to my chest in the headspace XDDDD

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callmehere-iwillappear · 1 year

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REF SHEET JUMPSCARE

fun facts/context/things that didn't fit on the sheet under a read more!

raph's chew stim necklace was a gift from mikey. he goes through them like once a month MAX

mikey's 'more sensitive to mystics' thing isn't necessarily plot relevant just a fun tidbit. he gets it from draxum's side /hj

donnie is officially the older twin now HOWEVER prior to the invasion they didn't know which of them was and would have some completely arbitrary criteria or competition (a la rock paper scissors) to decide every time someone asked. the criteria was different EVERY time and ONLY made sense to them

one time after witnessing this draxum tried to tell them who was older and they both chewed him out. it's not about who's actually older it's about the PRINCIPLE

in this canon the invasion took place aroundddd six months after shredder round two

i REFUSE to believe donnie wouldn't build his techbo/other tech stuff that got destroyed again. he would NOT solely use mystics you cannot convince me. my reasoning for why he did in the movie is that he was too focused on trying to bring back shelldon to worry about his other tech stuff

SPEAKING OF SHELLDON. idk that it'll come up in the fic directly so basically: donnie spent a while trying to bring him back and wasn't able to during that time, and then... didn't give up exactly but got super discouraged and 'took a break' from working on him

'took a break' aka saying he would get back to it but not actually doing that because he refused to admit he was really just scared it would end with concrete proof that it wasn't possible. at least this way he doesn't know for sure that shelldon is gone forever (even if he also doesn't know for sure that he isn't)

schroedingers shelldon basically

and then the invasion happened and everything went to shit. shelldon is still sitting in donnie's lab somewhere though -- he luckily didn't have any parts donnie needed for the portal that he couldn't get from something else

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt raph #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #cmhiwa #may add to this later idk. im sure theres more fun facts im forgetting lmao #anyway the thought of shelldon just being dead forever makes me sad. so hes just like. in a robo coma essentially #idk if itll happen in the fic but one day leo and mikey WILL kick his ass into realizing that its way better to know for sure #and (continuing w the shroedingers cat comparison) if shelldon IS fixable then the longer donnie waits #the longer the cat is stuck inside the box by itself. etc etc #my art #fic art #what other tags did i haaaaaaaaaave whatever ill add em later if i need to #i was going to make donnie taller than leo (bc he continued growing in the past year where leo. did not because he was dead)#before i remembered that one fuckin throwaway line abt leo still being taller but not for long. or smth #and i could just change it but ehhhh #so. leo is still taller. for now

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captaincolorblob · 2 years

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I cant decide which option is funnier, Draxum getting the turtles from a pet store or stealing them from a zoo. Imagine this 6″8 armored humanoid goat walking into a store/zoo and you’re just confused and terrified and all he does is yoink some baby turtles and maybe break an employees neck

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #barum draxum #dia rambles #i think zoo is more likely cause i doubt alligator snapping turtles specifically are able to be bought from regular stores #HOWEVER i think the pet shop option is WAY funnier #especially if you imagine its a human one cause idk if the hidden city would have regular animals #i also had to google how tall barry is and just got reminded how much taller everyone seems than they actually are #like you mean to tell me Raphael 'build like a tank' Hamato is JUST barely 6 ft?????#i'm cursed by the fact that leo is the same height as me #he either needs to be taller then me so i could kick him in the metaphorical balls by lifting my knee or short enough to easily punt him #yes i am a donnie kinnie yes the cain instinct comes with that why do you ask

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tolkpopfan · 23 days

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Actually, wait, considering the reblog I just did… you know what’s wack to me???

That none of Stray Kids seem to have gotten taller since debut. A bunch of them were teens at the time so it feels kinda odd to me that the heights on updated profiles don’t seem to be any different than when they first debuted.

I mean, in America at least, it’s really common for some males to not stop growing until abt 23-25. So at this point, it’s getting pretty unlikely that any of them have much time left for a potential growth spurt.

This post doesn’t have a particular point, I just find it fascinating.

#here’s a fun fact #at 173 cm #I am taller than 75% of them #lololol #my poor twin brother is still holding out hope for a final growth spurt #because he’s the same height as me #and our dad is around 6 feet #anyway #random #stray kids

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streamsofstardust · 7 months

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a member of one of my favorite metal bands follows me on IG and I'm shooting my shot to see if he'll let me do his stage makeup 🤭🤭

#fun fact he's 6'6 #a whole ass foot taller than me #crazy as hell

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bowietea · 2 months

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Seeing @patchesenthusiast was finally real! (Also ft my bf)

#bowie rambles #the fact he was a inch taller than me scared me #lmfao

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caterpillarinacave · 8 months

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Got any random Fairchild family headcanons, especially ones pertaining to Matthew and Henry?

Oh, I always have headcanons!

Also, sorry I took so long to answer, I am currently withering away to sawdust.

Matthew was one of those “nicely disobedient kids”. Someone will be like “okay, keep your shoes on okay? It’s important not to take them off in here alright?” and he's like “yeah yeah yeah! I got it!” then tears his pants and shirt away and takes off running.

Both Matthew and Charles were those kids who just hung off their parents 24/7. Actually, all the TID gangs kids are like that. Someone is always carrying at least one child. Henry’s lap is prime real estate. So are Will’s shoulders. What are adults if not your personal chauffeur?

Henry and Matthew actually do have very similar hair, although Matthew’s is straighter. Matthew can’t tell because, you know, he styles it, and Henry absolutely does not.

Matthew’s concern about not looking like his father in GOTSM is distressing because its so unfounded. He looks a lot like both his parents, and frankly he’s the only one who's never noticed.

Christmas is soooo fun there. Mostly because they dont do any of it at their own house, they just go to all the christmas parties they get invited to and watch shit go down. Every shadowhunter party is a madhouse. Matthew and Charles get released into the crowd of children to play, and Henry and Charlotte just kind of sit to the side and watch everything dissolve into chaos. They’ll send Matthew and Charles home with an uncle or aunt, they're staying to watch 24 year old Micheal what's his name from some corner of Britain tries to fight his 64 year old uncle over the rise of livestock taxes in liverpool. Charlotte doesnt feel morally obligated to step until chairs become involved.

Other than the entertianment of christmas chaos, holidays are fun. They come with markets and present shopping. Matthew and Charles get paired off with whatever parent, then their basically free in a christmas market (provided they stay within five feet of said parent.) Matthew goes with Henry and has the time of his life. He comes home with pockets full of peppermint candies choclaty little fingers and a whole lot of happiness. Also, did you know theres fun holiday stuff in the shadowmarket? Whats better than sitting in your dads lap while he chats with a warlock in a demon language like forty people in the world speak, then going back to the cities for a chocolate croissant. Hey, it's safer than you think, Henry's not letting Matthew go anywhere in that market lol.

Of course, there a lots of bedtime stories and songs. Matthew is big on bedtime stories, though he has a few favorites. He's quite keen on Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, and he asks for it at least once a week. That was Henry's favorite as a child, and there are several copies to pick from which may be part of why Matthew likes it so much.

When Matthew gets a little older they move onto more interesting stuff. You know, the normal books for a nine year old; like The Travels of Marco Polo. Matthew is a well educated nine year old.

There's a lot of checkers and chess. Charlotte is decent at chess, and Henry's amazing at it, though Charles Buford and Matthew are more average. Matthew does, however, enjoy the aesthetic, and can play a mean game of checkers.

Tea time is important. World might be burning down but there will be tea on the Fairchild's table.

Matthew and Charles get sent flowers on special occasions. Doesn't really matter if they want flowers, or if they are "far to old for such frivolaty, I have things to do they'll simply die-" (coughcharlesbufordcough), they get them anyway. Henry and Charlotte have had the same ancient florist from Yorkshire doing it for decades, and considering she's been ninety since Henry was about six, and shows no signs of mortality, Charles and Matthew should prepare to have flowers forever.

One good rule for the kids in that house is to a) knock, and b) if that door is locked, do NOT open it. Really a rule all the TID gang kids know. If you decide to open, or try to open, or even hang out near, a locked door (or any thin walls) may the consequences be on your own head. Look, everyone in that group loves their partner very much,

That’s why Charles Buford is so bitter btw. Didn’t know the rule, scarred for life. Pretty much like that vine.

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vampyre-kin · 11 months

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I made some edits for my least favorite favorite monster, John Tyler.

#john tyler my beloathed #john tyler is my nasty nasty little man #<- i always want to call him a nasty little man but he is in fact a very tall man who is just a bit under a foot taller than me #john tyler #tell me your secrets #tmys #hamish linklater #hamfam

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maryyyy8 · 1 year

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He was being loud and annoying again. He is no longer being loud and annoying. Mission success, I think.

@vellichorom

#doodles #my art #help what id this. ohmy God dont look at me /lh #whatever timeline these two are a thing in is The Bad One i think /silly #once more referring everyone to the ''how to shut mari up'' step by step guide #((step one be taller than him step two profit))#also i like the fact that mari is not sweat8ng here no he is LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY MELTING #bro feels an emotion stronger than boredom and his physical form just comes completely undone #the feeling here is HOMOSEXUALITY.#THIS MAN IS /GAY/. SO SO GAY.#((status as man is dubious at best but Nonetheless

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lemonsiskull · 10 months

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I realized I did a height difference comparison with Silvie and Sunny but not one with Terrin! That's not fair! Anyway Terrin is 9'3, do with that knowledge what you will

A moth and a spider, what could go wrong?

#SUNNY IS *NOT* USED TO PEOPLE BEING TALLER THAN HIM #and when they are. he loses all sense of function (hj)#ESPECIALLY IF HE'S BARELY AT CHEST LEVEL WITH TERRIN? OH MY GOD #he'd probably start fumbling with the string of his shirt like hiiiiiiiiiii #SUNNY IS SO. HOPELESS LH #never put him in the same vicinity of somebody taller than him he'll fall head over heels #trust me he loves short people too but the fact that people taller than him exist makes him collapse #my asks #sunny krelborn

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