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schlattsdoll · 9 months

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fratboy schlatt def the type to give you flowers on valentine's day. and also just completely spoils you on the day, giving you chocolates, stuffed animals and taking you out to a really nice restaurant that night.

also if your school is doing a thing where you can buy a teddy bear or smthn, best believe he's doing that for you.

on halloween the frat has a costume party and you INSIST on wearing a matching costume with him (don't know why my first thought was luigi and daisy but yeah). his brothers tease him bc he's become such a sap but honestly he doesn't care bc all he cares about is seeing how pretty you look in your costume <3

christmas gift exchanges usually take place before winter break but he'd for sure send another gift to your home address to make sure you had something to open on christmas day :((

we all know how much this man loves christmas, you going over to the frat house in november and seeing the christmas tree already up and it not going anywhere till march and you think it's the cutest thing bc it makes him so happy and smiley!!!!

-stella <3

ugh stella your brain!!!

holidays with fratboy schlatt <3

valentine’s day 🩷

you walk into class on valentine’s day and see your boyfriend smiling while there’s a bouquet of flowers sitting on your desk. there’s also a box of chocolates, and a small teddy bear. a handmade card is also there filled with sappy little things he loves about you and how much he loves you.

gets you a teddygram to come in class. he picks the BIGGEST one they have so you two need to stop at your dorm before going out for dinner

he picks a restaurant you two have been dying to try, something too fancy for a normal date night. that’s where he gives you a necklace with his name on it. “so everyone knows you’re mine.”

st. paddy’s day ☘️

going to a party before and after the local parade. having to babysit a very drunk schlatt who played several games of rattlin’ bog and other drinking games. “gotta keep my title as king baby.”

halloween 🎃

“c‘mon doll! we have to match?” he groaned walking the aisles of the the local spirit halloween. “yes jay we do! now think of something!”

he picked up a playboy bunny costume and said “why don’t you wear this?” “you really want me to wear a playboy bunny outfit for a frat party?” “fair point.”

now i know you said daisy and luigi but hear me out!!!! barbie & ken… the amount of shit he’d get from his brothers? UNMATCHED. they’d make lil whip noises as he walks out of his room in the mojo dojo casa house ken outfit. “look schlatts gone soft on us.” “start singing im just ken!” “go to hell, ‘least i have a girlfriend.” he’d remark to the ones who couldn’t keep a girl longer than two days.

he loves how pretty you look in the pink gingham dress from the opening of the movie. “now your nickname suits ya, doll.”

christmas 🎄

we know this boy loves the winter time !! going to the frat house to see him on november first and seeing a large christmas tree already up, and a very happy schlatt decorating it.

getting dressed up in matching pjs and watching christmas movies with hot coco together <33

going around to look at the christmas lights and take photos together. his new lock screen is of you two in an inflatable snow globe kissing as fake snow falls around you.

he’d buy you so many presents ugh he just wants to spoil you <3 remembers tho gs you said you wanted back in like july

sends you some to open on christmas morning to open. “since i can’t be with you now, a little gift for you. merry christmas doll, love jay.”

facetiming him wearing the hoodie he bought you in your size, so you didn’t have to steal his anymore (you still would). he’s wearing his and laughing that you’re matching.

#stella ✰#jschlatt fluff #jschlatt smut #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt headcanons #fratboy! jschlatt #chuckle sandwich imagine #mcyt x reader

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bi-pisces07 · 1 year

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I JUST SAW THE NEW SEASON 4 TRAILER AND IM READY TO SCREAM ABOUT IT AND ANALYZE THE FUCK OUTTA THIS FRAME BY FRAME

we starts with screenshots of the specials and the s3 one looks fucking gorgeous I love it

New character card screens for these three!

(Mei has one too but it’s not that different from her previous ones)

Feeling very hype about them

-ALSO WUKONG LOOKING ADORABLE IN HIS LITTLE HAT

WHO IS YOU!!!

(LOVIN the braid things)

They turn around to face wuking and the sun family so he obvs knows them and the gesture looked friendly enough.

I’m thinking it’s either an general or an spiritual monkey(but he doesn’t look monkey)

So I’m thinking it’s one of the sworn brothers (friend suggested the Lion one)

There is the eagle and elephant guy from the box sets with DBK, more sworn bros I assume but o can’t remember there being an elephant.

It doesn’t look like they’re in the celestial realm (more like ffm) but idk what the wooden bridge things are, we see the same around Mac and Wukong when they were on ffm

(Also Wukong is fucking drunk it’s great)

We see from left to right

Elephant, probs DBK, eagle on front and either Mac or Wukong (light makes it different)

Fighting against Nezha and his two older bros with the Jade Emperor in the bg

So I’m thinking that this is during the war against heaven before Wukong his captured and put into the furnace

The kids are def going through an portal here (I think even activated by Tang going by the aura color so this might be partially his accident)

So we’re def in the past

Next few ones:

-Tang saving the kids from going smack with his new stick (that he may or may not have stolen)

-PIGSY BEING AN BADASS AND DOING MAGIC

-Sandy standing on a like of bones, as you do king

-The ink magic stuff looks rlly fucking cool

So this is rlly interesting cuz this doesn’t feel like traditional shadow magic (it doesn’t have Macs motief or smthn similar to it. It feels more like an corruption thing, or inky as friend has suggested.

Going from front to back I’m seeing someone who could be Wujing with his skulls, then a dragon, Baije isn’t rlly shown in the shot, then Trip.

And ofc, this is Wukong

SO YEA IM RLLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SEASON ITS GOING TO BE F U N

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limerancy-fics · 2 years

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Anonymous asked: can you share some xiaoven drunk hcs :D including the spicy if you want … !! i do love how you talk about them so intimately and its not just sex to them 😭😭

— venti

there's an area between tipsy and wasted where he's a fun drunk. impromptu performances, flirting w xiao, just generally being the life of the party. n then once he gets past that point, he's the most depressed fucking drunk you've ever seen. like. he doesn't quite cry, maybe a few silent tears. but he's almost unresponsive and just looks like he's having a bad time internally

it takes a lot to get him drunk, obvs. but i think getting wine-drunk is what leads to a lot of the more...spicy drunk venti. xiao, obvs, refuses to do anything w him while he's drunk, but goddamn does venti try

i don't think he gets hangovers unless he drinks hard liquor, n then they're the worst things ever

if he gets drunk out n about, he always calls xiao just to hear his voice, n when that happens, xiao knows it's time to pick him up

xiao

i think it's rare for him to drink at all. he doesn't like the way it makes him feel. he'd probably prefer weed more than alcohol (this is a good song fr him, esp in more angsty aus)

the rare times he does get drunk, it's like. nothing holding him back. he says everything on his mind and it either leads to some rlly awkward situations or extremely flustered/turned on venti

he prefers sweet drinks or ones that don't taste like alcohol much

he's a lightweight. 2 mike's hard lemonades n he's gone

together

if they both get drunk, spicy will happen (it's less of an issue if they're together n have discussed it previously, but if they're not/just friends at the time hoo boy does it lead to some panic in the morning)

they usually only get drunk together if they're at home alone. neither of them are rlly the club type n getting drunk at bars isn't smthn xiao's fond of

when the spicy happens, it's usually the rlly fumbling, but slow n indulgent kind. xiao's definitely more vocal, if only just saying anything n everything that crosses his mind (which venti rlly likes, bc he either says rlly sexy things or rlly sweet loving things)

both of them are def more clingy when drunk. u can't possibly separate them if u tried (why would u even try in the first place smh)

#hc list #xiaoven

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undercoverangell · 3 years

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pspspspsps.... **hands u my five page double sided booklet on how i think pok and sklonda met**

ill make a fanfiction later. for now take the bullet points from the notes app. /hj

they knew each other in college, but never really spoke? Pok was always very confident and cocky and outgoing and Sklonda was just there to get her degree so she could be a detective y'know? She also kinda hated him. He was just like her total opposite. Also she fucking kills it in debates, though thats not that important.

I feel like the most interaction they had was like getting paired for a discussion of some sort and Pok makes a comment of "Wow i like your long hair!" and Sklonda goes "Thanks im gonna cut it all off tonight bc you said that" and she does and Pok doesnt know how to tell her he likes it both ways.

Oh yes, Pok is pansexual! That's a headcanon! Gender is so unimportant to him, he just likes pretty people and pretty personalities! (def not projecting as a pan pok kinnie.... ppk...)

They both meet again later on at a college reunion or smthn around five years later, Sklonda is a confident young woman and Pok is a cocky young man who thinks he can just about get anything "bro im a spy im so cool who wouldn't wanna date me?". Pok approaches her at the party and she just goes "Oh absolutely not! You are not doing this today!" and gives him a lecture on how much she doesn't like him and how he is her complete opposite and honestly kind of a shitty person. They encounter the next day at a park and Pok is like "dude im sorry idk what i was thinking i was kinda drunk not in the right headspace yknow?" and shes like "okay. sure we will go with that." and thus begins the banter!

next time he tries to talk to her theres a teasing remark about if hes in the right headspace now to talk to her and a sort of "oh har har yeah im not drunk in a public park at 2 pm sklonda theres kids here, and this is bottled water not vodka." there's just sort of constant meetings in the Bastion City park and they sit there and just talk about life all while bantering. Sklonda teases him for his fashion sense bc i think he would only wear polo shirts and khakis at this point and soon he has shifted outfits to like turtlenecks and button ups and like plaid pants. Theres sort of an unspoken crush, theyre both just not wanting to end the playful banter and get serious yknow? then how can they make "i hate you so much im sitting here talking to you to waste your time and def not bc im interested in what you're saying and like listening to you talk about work!"

at one point pok just goes "yknow i hate you so much i am going to take you on a date to the diner this friday just to waste even more of your time!" and sklonda just goes "....smooth...what time?" and thats literally how they start dating.

they move in together and pok brings her flowers at work. the receptionist knows him by name. she sees him enter and just goes "Sklonda your boyfriend is here!" and Sklonda tries to be like "wow omg this is so embarrassing babe wtf why do you do this" but she loves it.

I honestly think theyd just get married in a courthouse. sklonda and pok just dont know too many people theyd actually wanna invite to a wedding, so they choose the easier route. they get a week off work so it works out, and also still have engagement rings. Pok proposed and all that, they just didnt want a big fancy wedding. they went on a picnic after getting legally married in the park.

they move to elmville pretty soon after getting married and also have Riz pretty quick after that. Pok brings her flowers at her new office and if Riz is with him he comes along too. Pok keeps photos of both of them in his wallet on missions, in the pok lives au he shows all rhe bad kids riz's baby photos and riz is humiliated and hates it.

Pok also brags about how pretty his wife is. You are never going to hear the end of how much he loves Sklonda and how beautiful she is and while shes more quiet about it, Sklonda if close enough to you will also spare no detail of how handsome and kind her husband is. They both brag about Riz doing the tiniest things.

Pok is a great dad, and if he gets home from a mission while riz is at school he will go pick him up for lunch. Can be found napping with his son at 4 pm on a Saturday after they both exerted all their energy playing at the park. Sklonda teases them about being idiots but she loves them both and would not trade her husband and son for the world. "One gukgak has to be sane and I guess thats me." is what she often says after they get injured doing dumb things. Riz thinks that jumping off the swing at full speed and velocity is the greatest joy known to man and Pok often grabs him before he faceplants straight into the ground.

Sklonda also spends time with her son and takes him to the library a lot. Riz loves checking out books at the self checkout thing and bounces up and down at every beep. She reads him bedtime stories one chapter of the warrior cats books at a time.

Thats it i just love these stupid goblins more than words

#d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #bad kids #d20owlbear #gukgak #gukgaksupremacy #riz gukgak #pok gukgak #sklonda gukgak #dimenson 20

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numbaoneflaya · 2 years

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Hiii, can I get 1, 2, 6, 16 for Nirn ; 3, 10, 14, 18 for Riley; and 4,7, 12, 15 for Suds. Also fun fact: I write down all the oc questions I wanna ask so I have random notebook pages with numbers and ur oc names on them 😌

GFHDHD wait wait I do that too for you I put them down in whatever google doc im workin on so i just have a bunch of docs w numbers and UR ocs names on them 😭 same mind..

1. What is their morning routine? What are the first things they do when they wake up?

-Wake up around 5 am. (six if he feels like sleeping in). Do morning stretches/yoga immediately. Fix his appearance/ brush his hair and teeth. Go over notes and documents from the night prior to see if he views anything differently now. Breakfast (light) with black tea. This is his me time of the day. Then choose an outfit and get dressed. Have the messengers sent in to hear any news or concerns. By around 7 am he's ready to greet the day :)

2. What is their nighttime routine? What are the last things they do before they fall asleep?

-He usually goes to bed around midnight or so. He bathes, chooses an outfit for the next morning, maybe does a face mask or sets some candles. Goes over documents and letters. For a little while in bed he'll read, either work related things or something he finds interesting. He falls asleep fairly easily but is a light sleeper and suffers frequently from insomnia, so its not unoften he'll miss a day or two of sleep and just spend the night working instead.

6. If they were videogame characters, what loot would they drop when they died?

Man I cant imagine him being killable in a videogame hes DEF an unkillable npc 😭 since hes literally a god. maybe he gets sick of the player trying to kill him and pretends to die, dropping the following- a bottle of wine, a coupon for scented bath salts, a collection of golden rings, and a moderate amount of XP. You run into him later in the game and can ask him like “didnt I kill you?” and hes like “that sounds like a personal problem. But try it again and you wont be as lucky” and then any further attempt to attack him just ends with the game crashing.

16. Is there a song lyric that they particularly identify with?

And oh, poor Atlas

The world's a beast of a burden

You've been holding on a long time

And all this longing

And the ships are left to rust

That's what the water gave us

'Cause they took your loved ones

But returned them in exchange for you

But would you have it any other way?

Would you have it any other way?

You could have it any other way

(Thanks i made myself sad)

Riley!

3. They’re locked out in the rain. What do they do?

High pitched musical screaming while banging on the windows exactly like this vine but with more desperation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfF49HgeVKY

Start crying probably if hes wearing velvet or satin and then gets mad enough about being locked out (even tho he locked himself out) he kicks in a basement window or smthn and crawls in and ends up falling on his face. All of this bcs in his emotions abt having his outfit ruined he forgot the rats have a way of unlocking it from inside and they all just watching him like :/

10. What would their karaoke song be?

Either something by ABBA or falloutboy hsfsdfh had his medieval fantasy equivalent to an emo phase in his youth and would know all the words to the black parade by heart so maybe that. Hed get hype af on the stage and start trying to crowd surf and shit when the guitar solo hits if he's gotten drunk enough.

14. What would you have to put under a crate propped up with a stick to catch them?

A nice plate of assorted cheese, a bottle of champagne, some fine imported silks unavailable from anywhere local, a darling fancy rat with a tousled coat, an ocean scented body mist, an arcane tomb bursting with forbidden energies, and maybe a beginners set of dulled throwing knives bcs he wants to learn how to be sexy but keeps cutting himself up when he tries w real ones :/

18. What do they do to cheer themselves up?

Buys himself things, spends time with his rats and talks his problems through with them, buys his rats costumes and accessories, throws himself into his studies, or if he's really feeling it then makes himself a bubble bath and gets champagne drunk in it while reading other arcane scholars thesis papers and scribbling down scorching reviews while mocking them aloud to the rats or whoever is unfortunate enough to be nearby.

Suds!

4. What would their ideal first date be?

-Suds considers himself too old and too jaded to ever do something like go on a date or have romance again. Of course that doesn't stop the occasional dream or fantasy of it from which he wakes up thinking damn :/ that hurted. Ideally its a picnic with just the two of them, they go to a pond or a spring and have biscuits and honey suds made himself. They feed the local squirrels and maybe share a glass of rose wine… they go home late through the garden and suds shows them the different variety of plant life he grows. They maybe hold hands :) and then share a kiss at his door.

7. What are the last 3 things in their Google search history?

How to let coyotes know you are a friend but also not to fuck with you

How to be less sensitive

Pineapple hurt mouth why

12. What do they use as a bookmark?

Hes def the type uses big leaves and flowers as bookmarks. Doesnt consider dog earring to be bad unless its a super old book.

15. They need to go on a 5 hour drive. How do they prepare?

Wakes up a little late and packs half in a hurry. Water bottles check. Snacks and food check. Pee bottle and tampons? Check, in case someone needs it. He respects women like that. Books on tape check, but also custom made cds for the occasion. Headphones and sunglasses check. MOST importantly a blanket and neck pillow, check. On god he is gonna be snoozin. Sun chips and arizona iced tea are his go too snack so also check.

#suds #riley #nirn #thank u beloved again sorry for lhow long it tok gfghdfhdfshdfgdffgd #the lads....#please riley would actually get along w both of them i think #he shares nirns appreciation for the finer things and for scholarly pursuits #and also suds love of wildlife and sensitivities #my ocs

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ashnlngs · 2 years

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christmas meme : sienna and ro, alex and leo & mikey and amelia <3

not me crying

sienna & roman,

who starts putting up decorations in october? roman. christmas is one of his favorite holidays, if he could, he would keep them up all year around.

who buys the advent calendars? sienna.

who places mistletoes all around the house? roman, any excuse to kiss sienna he's taking <3

who wraps the presents for other people? sienna.

who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree? sienna, but ofc roman is gonna give her the boost u know.

who’s the one that hates eggnog? roman. he like, chokes on it. idk.

who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests? group effort.

who sends out the christmas cards? sienna, for sure. but she's gonna make sure they have matching outfits in them.

who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas? definitely ro but won't admit it.

who’s the better snowman builder? sienna. homegirl has an eye for detail.

who starts snowball fights? i feel like it's 50/50.

who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly? ROMANNNNN.

leonard & alexandria,

who starts putting up decorations in october? alexandria, 100%.

who buys the advent calendars? neither. alexandria doesn't have the patience LMAO.

who places mistletoes all around the house? hmmmm. i feel like it's leo.

who wraps the presents for other people? alex can't wrap for shit but i feel like leo might come in for the save.

who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree? alex makes leo do it every single time.

who’s the one that hates eggnog? leo.

who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests? alex, some might be a lil ... burnt but it's the thought that matters.

who sends out the christmas cards? def alexandria.

who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas? uhhhh, you best believe they both do.

who’s the better snowman builder? leo, try to change my mind.

who starts snowball fights? alex, but she's the type to start it and then run like she's being chased by a wild animal bc she knows once leo catches her she won't win FHDSKFH.

who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly? alex??? duh.

amelia & mikey,

who starts putting up decorations in october? ok hear me out. i really think it would be mikey to get amelia in the festive mood bc u know what doesn’t bring people together better than the holidays !!!!

who buys the advent calendars? amelia.

who places mistletoes all around the house? i feeeel like it could go both ways but more for mikey bc he’s an ass u know.

who wraps the presents for other people? mikey takes pride in his wrapping skills so. FJSHKJFH

who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree? mikey bc he’s a giraffe.

who’s the one that hates eggnog? mikey, amelia’s made him try it like 7 times and he’s spit it out everytime.

who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests? amelia !!!

who sends out the christmas cards? i feel like it would be amelia !!!

who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas? uhhh. neither. mikey has to be really drunk and i think amelia is just HFJKDH not gonna sing that shit.

who’s the better snowman builder? prob amelia. just bc mikey doesn’t have the patience.

who starts snowball fights? AMELIA.

who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly? i feel like neither??? like i think amelia might walk in on mikey singing to himself and vice versa?? i think if anything amelia might wake mikey up by throwing a present in his face or smthn LMOFAJF

#tvnkerbell #roman & sienna tbt.#* ♡ sh : alexandria & leonard ⸺ you'll always be my favorite what if !#* ♡ sh : amelia & michael ⸺ tbt !#sienna & ro tbt.

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ducktectiveus · 6 years

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Duckman/Tawna

Ultimate Ship Meme Christmas Edition | @thebandicootbombshell

Which one of them:

Spikes the eggnog? Well, normally I’d say Duckman but this really depends on what he’s spiking it with? Like, he could spike it w/ smthn gross as a joke or smthn but he wouldn’t do smthn serious bc he has no intention to hurt Tawna. He likes her too much okHangs the stockings? Tawna bc she’s taller than DuckmanLeaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the Santa tradition? Duckman and then he decides to eat ‘just one’ for himself but ends up eating them all“Accidentally” throws away the fruitcake? Probably Tawna bc Duckman made the fruit cake and it turns out to be terrible so she pretends to eat it and then throws it away when he’s not looking LOLGoes overboard on the whipped cream? Duckman, probablyIs the inevitable Christmas Grinch? Duckman for sureWakes up first on Christmas? Either Duckman or TawnaRolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Duckman for sureStarts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? Tawna pffttDecorates the Christmas tree? Both of them!Who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters? I can see Duckman finding matching sweaters or smthn at the store and buying them for the both of them and they’re just ugly af but Tawna wears it to make him happy 8″)Picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa? Duckman picks out the movie while Tawna makes the hot cocoa and I can see them bickering a little over wanting to watch different movies and finally settling on taking turns hahaStarts the snowball fight? Tawna, probably heheDrags the other under the mistletoe? Duckman or Tawna B)Decorates the house? Both of them. Duckman’s not too chipper about it at first but Tawna’s enthusiasm gets him into itHangs up the ornaments on the tree? Both of themCooks Christmas dinner: Tawna bc Duckman sucks at cooking. Maybe he helps but screws smthn up and she’s like “yeah that’s uh, that’s really good.... why don’t you let me do this?” pfftInvites the other to sing a Christmas duet? Tawna unless Duckman’s in the car driving and a carol comes on and he just so happens to be in a great mood (his kids would be so annoyed LOL)Has any holiday traditions? Tawna, mainlyWho would start a food fight during baking? DuckmanWould get drunk off of eggnog: Duckman for sure Who starts putting up decorations in October? TAWNA. (snorts)Buys the advent calendars? TawnaPlaces mistletoe's all around the house? DuckmanWraps the presents for other people? Tawna and Duckman (though Duckman’s are probably terribly wrapped)Puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? Duckman!! Tawna probably raises him so he can do so or maybe he gets a ladder. He always calls dibs on the star privilege.Is the one that hates eggnog? Probably Tawna tbhIs the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? Tawna defsSends out the Christmas cards? TawnaKnows all the words to Twelve Days of Christmas? TawnaIs the better snowman builder? Probably Tawna but Duckman does try very hardStarts snowball fights? Both of themIs the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? Tawna no doubt

#thebandicootbombshell #;;( duckman x Tawna. )#(cuuuuute)

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gutaikibou-a · 7 years

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( big old hc dump !! )

komaeda is huge on hugging people from behind. thanks to his height it can be weird at times, but he likes being able to smell the other persons shampoo and rest his head on theirs and simple stuff like that!!

complimenting him can be hard bc he so often degrades himself and refuses to take them, but adding a touch can help with that!! he’s v big on physical affection so grabbing his hand and telling him he’s enough / worthy of love is v good for his soul.

you’ll def earn a blush from the above thing, no doubt about it!!

hold his hand if you’re in a relationship with him!!! he loves it so immensely and it really means a lot to him ( plus it’s helpful if he almost falls ).

pda is a two way street with ko, seeing as a part of him doesn’t want his partner to be seen with him in public, bc he thinks he’s embarrassing them by just being with them outside. on the other hand, he wants to show that he can be loved, bc if other people believe it, he might too.

his partners will get affected by his luck cycle on occasion so it’s why he tends to steer away from relationships!!! he does fear for his partners very much!!!

honestly if u ship with him: brush his gotdamn hair he needs it. he won’t take care of himself and prob needs that little push.

ko also has this big fear of relationships in a way bc he’s afraid of what might happen. too frequently people he loves have died in horrible ways, and that’s in no way something he wants to happen to his partner.

honestly if he goes on some kinda long tangent and you want him to shut up just kiss him and he’ll be a blushing disaster for like 20 minutes.

probably the best date idea for ko is to the library or taking a nap together!!! the nap one is mostly bc he needs all the rest he can get, even tho he probably gets really self-conscious if the other person falls asleep first ( is he breathing too loud?? shifting too much??? did he wake them up????? ) but the library date is the best. he loves reading and it’s one of the things that actually calms him, and it makes for comfortable silence. he wouldn’t be comfy reading aloud to the person with him, but he would be in paradise just listening to them read with his head in their lap ( bonus points if they play with his hair!!! )

he LOVES rainy days!!! they’re v soothing esp if he gets to make a lil pillow fort against the window and read while he listens to it hit the pane

he’s pan w/ a preference for boys!!!

he’s never been in a relationship before, so he kinda needs to be guided through them for the first little bit. he gets v nervous with things like that, and he most likely won’t be the first person to ask his partner out.

his gender is kinda a mystery to himself. he goes with he/him pronouns, but is also comfortable using they/them, but not really she/her. he kinda just knows he’s komaeda, and he doesn’t delve into gender specifications.

he’s v nervous about using his partner’s first name for a large portion of the beginning of the relationship, mostly just bc it gets him all flustered that he’s close enough to.

despair!ko is likely to blow through all his childhood inheritance money / lottery money very quickly bc of the amount of partying / drugs he does during the tragedy. he’s a lot more carefree here, and is just about causing himself the most pain manageable, even going as far as to mutilate himself.

post-sdr2 he definitely needs help readjusting to things and managing after he gets junko’s hand amputated, moreso if he doesn’t get the robotic hand transplant.

hajizuru ( post-izuru hajime ) is the one that he trusts a bit more when it comes to his luck cycle, bc he knows izuru’s luck will cancel it out.

komaeda gets sick quite frequently thanks to his weak immune system, and he begs his partner to not come around when he falls ill bc he doesn’t want to get them sick. however, if he misses them very badly he will skype / call them just to see / hear them.

he doesn’t beg to hang out with his s/o all the time, bc he fears he’ll get boring / annoying / etc, so he does make plans with other friends ( granted he has any ). he will cancel plans for his s/o if needed though!!!

komaeda wants a pet ( esp a dog ) v desperately, but knows that he doesn’t have the time. even in a relationship, he prob approaches tanaka about it first, and realizes that it’s enough work to take care of himself, and worries about treating the dog as well as it can be. if he did get a dog, it would probably take priority over himself, which could be v disastrous.

i feel like komaeda had a self-harm phase, and it’s one of the reasons he constantly wears things with long sleeves / long pants. he has scars on his forearms and thighs, and he’s very self-conscious about them, often trying to divert the subject granted it ever arises. part of him did it out of self-hatred, another out of hoping it would be his bad luck, and nothing worse would happen, but it always did.

komaeda likes plants / gardening, but he gets a little sad due to how often his plants seem to die. he likes talking to them too!! but whenever a plant dies he holds a small funeral for it, but always replaces it soon after with a plant of a new name. bonus points if his partner replaces dead plants without telling him, so he can be happy for a while.

though he’s not good at cooking / baking / etc, he’s v good at other household tasks!!! he often spent his time at home cleaning and such to distract himself so he’s grown quite good at it.

his childhood dog was v big, and ko was so small that he could ride him. it made for some very cute and very laughable moments.

in a komahinanami ship, ko is the most affectionate one, often telling the two how much he loves them. he just adores his best friends / datemates. they also have weekly game nights. nd when they cuddle nanami is in the middle, and hajime and ko hold hands over her. and in public komaeda nd hajime hold hands, nanami walks close by since her hands are constantly full!!!

drunk!komaeda is a force to be reckoned with. he’s a chameleon drunk, going through a lot of mood swings and going back and forth through the stages of depressive and giggly and flirty, sometimes even starting up fights trying to get hit or smthn.

Nagito often forgets his own birthday, but is crazy good at remembering other peoples!!

#mostly kinda affection stuff !!!!!!!!#hes soft tonight yall #but theres a lil bit of gender/sexuality/despair!Ko in there too!!!#♧ ┊ ❛ HEADCANONS. ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶤˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᶤʳᵉˑ #also #sad things #and THINGS REGARDING HIS LUCK !!!!!!!

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1 through 100 for the question time?

oh man this is gonna keep me busy, thank you anon

1.) is there a boy/girl in your life?

*** sadly no, I've been single for like 3 years now

2.) think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

*** yes! I generally try to forgive most ppl because I h a t e being angry w ppl

3.) what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

*** there was a girl in middle school that always stared me down and meowed at me at lunch???

4.) what’s something you really want right now?

*** strawberry lemonade from O’Charley’s

5.) are you afraid of falling in love?

*** thank god no, I love loving people

6.) do you like the beach?

*** yeah my fam goes every year for vacay and we spread my brothers ashes in the ocean and stuff so it’s comforting to go bc it’s like he’s still with me??

7.) have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

*** tried to, but I have a lot of problems falling asleep so it didn't work out too well

8.) what’s the background on your cell?

*** my lock screen is me and a best friend and my home bg is a pic of ventus

9.)name the last four beds you were sat on?

***my sisters, my moms, faith’s, and Ryder’s if you count being sat on by dogs (I think thats what the question is asking lmao??)

10.) do you like your phone?

*** most of the time, yeah. the calls get messed up a lot tho and the battery sucks

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?

*** god no, it’d be weird if they were. I'm doing much much better in life than I originally expected

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

*** probs the girls from my DBT therapy group

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?

*** omg Rottweiler for sure,,, I love big doggies and they're such big babies

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

*** I can't really answer this because they’re both felt in different ways

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

*** I've never been to an art museum so id have to say zoo for now

16: are you tired?

*** heck yea my mom lost my sleep medication, I'm so tired to the point where I'm listening to Soulja boy and I'm not sure if its real or not

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?

*** like???? 15 years??

18: are they a relative?

*** nope just my sisters friend

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

*** someone please kill me if I ever get back with one of my exes

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

*** honestly I can’t remember, probably like last month?

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

*** nonono I'm nowhere near ready to settle down in life like that. I'm only 19 and like I've never even had a job and I don't have my license and shit,,, def not ready for marriage

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

*** yeah he was a good kisser, too bad I barely remember it lmao

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

*** 2 a hair tie and a friendship bracelet

24: is there a certain quote you live by?

*** Donald Duck going “WAK!”

25: what’s on your mind?

*** what happened to Kevin Jonas

26: do you have any tattoos?

*** no but I was planning on getting one soon as tribute to my brother

27: what is your favorite color?

*** yellow!! its so happy and bright

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

*** heck idk no one ever seems interested in me so like?? its up to them bc I'm down to kiss like 90% of the people I know

29: who are you texting?

*** my boi Ryder bc he's coming over to give me birthday stuff

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

***nope, only a car

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

*** I low key knew that my brother was gonna die the day he did but I didn't say anything to anyway bc I just blamed it on my anxiety

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

*** heck yeah, I got a couple thankfully

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?

*** lmao ryder

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

*** yes! my eyes turn literally yellow in the summer and its p cool

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

*** I'd be like “hell yeah I'm proud of u for getting action”

36: were you single on valentines day?

*** have been my whole life

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?

*** yes but I rarely talk to him anymore

38: what do your friends call you?

*** karl, car keys, Karls, kar, karlie warlie

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?

*** does myself count lmao

40: have you ever cried over a text?

*** probably

41: where’s your last bruise located?

*** the tops of my feet

42: what is it from?

*** dancing! you get bruises in weird places from dance lmao

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

*** idk if this really counts but we went out to eat last night which is really triggering for me and I was like “I just want to go home and see my doggie”

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?

***my sister on accident

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

*** fav bc of looks are my white doc Martens but I wear my black converse most of the time

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

*** no I look dumb in hats

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?

*** honestly no just bc I like to have the mermaid hair effect when I’m in the bath or swimming

48: do you make supper for your family?

*** only if its like pizza rolls or smthn

49: does your bedroom have a door?

*** yes???

50: top 3 web-pages?

*** Tumblr, youtube and Facebook

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?

*** my mom bc she hates going out in public

52: does anything on your body hurt?

*** my wrist!! I have a cyst in my joint and it hurts to move it too much

53: are goodbyes hard for you?

*** yes bc I have a huge fear of abandonment

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

*** strawberry lemonade

55: how is your hair?

*** its kinda short atm, I just got it cut and I'm mad bc its just the right length where only half of my hair goes into a ponytail

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?

*** pee tbh

57: do you think two people can last forever?

*** I mean I guess

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?

*** considering. was 8, yes

59: green or purple grapes?

*** depends on my mood tbh

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?

*** in like 10 minutes when Ryder is here

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

*** not really but I wouldn't particularly mind if I was somewhere else

62: when will be the next time you text someone?

*** like rn

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?

*** in my living room talking to Ryder

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.

*** pretending to be asleep

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?

***probably faith idk but thankfully thats faded by now

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

*** ryder and my sister tbh

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?

*** my mom always hugs me good morning

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

*** “god I wish I could fall asleep”

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

*** did you mean: my entire dance career?

70: how many windows are open on your computer?

*** 5!

71: how many fingers do you have?

*** thankfully I got all 10

72: what is your ringtone?

*** the default iPhone ringtone, I've never bothered to change it but I want my text ringtone to be the thing from Kim possible

73: how old will you be in 5 months?

*** 19

74: where is your mum right now?

*** in my sister’s room helping her build a desk

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

*** bc he's an abusive piece of shit (:

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

*** sadly no ):

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

*** definitely not

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

*** a dude named Zac but he was a terrible person lmao

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?

*** my aunt's pos boyfriend

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

*** no ):

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?

*** not really anyone worth noting

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

*** probably

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?

*** I don't really like anyone atm

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

*** probably Bria or faith tbh

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?

*** I think it’d depend on what it was and if it was effecting them in an unhealthy way or not

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

*** I threw up 20 mins into Spiderman homecoming

87: who was your last received call from?

*** my sister

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

*** I think it'd depend on what I needed the money for and how bad I needed it

89: what is something you wish you had more of?

*** friends

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?

*** all the time. I love trusting people but it gets me hurt a lot

91: do you sleep with your window open?

*** I wish but I got them allergies

92: do you get along with girls?

*** for the most part yes!

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

*** yeah but its not worth telling them right now, gotta wait till the right time

94: does sex mean love?

*** nope!

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

*** no but I might have a hard time trying to find things to talk about

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

*** yeah I didn't really like it tbh

97: did you sleep alone this week?

*** always

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

*** yes! my sister and ryder

99: do you believe in love at first sight?

*** no bc then you're just falling in love with the persons looks and not the actual person

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise

*** my mom but I don't remember what for

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