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brewed-pangolin · 3 months

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Gym Rat Soap doesn't let you bring in the groceries. Absolutely not. He hasn't spent years of training just to let little ol' you carry the insurmountable weight of produce within your hands.

And he will not make multiple trips. Just one. Doesn't matter. He'll put ten bags on each arm if need be. You're not taking a single one.

You ask how you can repay him for assisting with such a monotonous endeavor. He simply smiles and tells you nothing. Just let him help, that's it.

Although you wonder, twenty minutes later, if the groceries were just the warm-up as his strong arms hold you up perfectly against the wall.

Calloused fingers digging into the flesh of your thighs as he keeps you spread wide open, pistoning his cock into your soaking cunt as the bags sit unattended on the counter while your mewls of pleasure echo rhythmically through the halls of your home.

Gym Rat Soap Masterlist

#gym rat soap #grocery bag warm up #then the real workout #all soaps would do this for you #im just focusing on gym rat menace because hes banging around on my walls again #hehe see what i did there #soap squad™️#johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap smut #cod soap smut #call of duty #cod

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 7 months

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Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #omegaverse #cause i love to torment you #which bat is the bio parent of the cute little baby and what will they do to try to see thier kid #i keep imagining damian with his katana demanding Danny to hand over Graysons child #or Jason staring listlessly at Danny having a happy upbeat convo with the baby of his hip as he shops at the grocery store #or tim trying to figure out how to 1. tell bernard/Kon/whoever hes dating he has a kid now and 2. how to get close to said kid when the #other parent wants to maul him if he gets too close #also consider if that track down the kid to rhe nest and nearly get mauled #maybe the bio parent can get into the nest sfely due to dannys lizard brain thinking: this is my child. this is thier child. we share a #child. therefore we must be mates. and just lets them in and rubs his sent glands all over the bat before wrapping them in nest #the bats also treat danny like a bioweapon or a walking pheromone bomb and are guarding the perimeter of the building

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felsicveins · 2 months

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"Was it worth it????"

"To see the look on your face? Absolutely."

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willowser · 8 months

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really what prompted my double boy dad bakugou post was the idea of his older son — who is six, nearing seven — coming out of his room with messy, sleep-mussed hair and wandering into the kitchen on an early morning when katsuki's getting ready for work.

and your youngest is a little terror. spoiled rotten, katsuki thinks, was too babied and that's why he doesn't listen and has temper tantrums in the middle of the floor and is already throwing punches at three. katsuki's old witch of a mother thinks he'll be bulkier than his older son and twice as mean, prone to pinning his brother to the ground until he's declared the greatest.

(katsuki feels both horror and pride, at the very thought.)

it hasn't always been easy for your oldest; becoming a big brother never is. not that katsuki would know what that's like, but he hated to even share a playground with deku, much less share his one and only mommy, so he can only imagine what his own son went through when his brother arrived.

but he's been great about it, which comes as no surprise because his oldest has always been great about everything. gets his little brother out of bed and reminds him of his manners—even as he's getting whacked—gives up his toys just so the baby won't cry. he's too smart for his own good, acting like a big boy now—and it makes katsuki nostalgic in a way that hurts.

there hasn't been a lot of time for just the two of them. not like there used to be.

so when his firstborn comes to stand beside him in the kitchen, to lean his head against his dad's hip and rub at his sleepy eyes—katsuki just ruffles his already messy hair, before giving his ear a little tug.

"should be asleep," he grumbles to him, "sun's not even up yet."

his son only shrugs, yawns hard; despite this, he says, "'m not tired."

katsuki snorts and continues with his routine: finishes his protein shake, gives the kid a sip when he thinks he wants one (he doesn't really, though he tries not to make a face at the taste as he nods, as if he likes it), makes sure he's got all his work shit in his bag for patrol later. and his son is mostly quiet, content to share in the morning just between the two of them after katsuki sits him on the counter.

and then he asks, "can i come to work with you?"

on instinct, katsuki glances at his shut bedroom door, where you're still fast asleep, on the other side, and then down the hallway to where his youngest is sleeping, too.

technically, the kid probably could because you're off work today, and you could come pick him up later before katsuki has to head out, but—

"your brother won't be happy if i take you and not him."

and your oldest is a good big brother. has more patience than katsuki ever did, knows how to share—but on this morning that the two of them are indulging in, he only shrugs.

"well," he sighs—and he sounds so grown up, sounds like you when you're leveling with katsuki. "if he wanted to go then he should have got up, too."

"that why you're awake?" katsuki frowns, though his son only shrugs again. the idea that he's gotten up way too early, at the ass-crack of dawn just to have some extra time with his dad is too—

"yeah," katsuki murmurs, nodding at him to hop off the counter. "get your socks on so we can go."

there won't be anything for him to do in the agency office, besides get an endless amount of cups of water from the dispenser and all the candy in the receptionist's bowl and attention from the older ladies that thinks he's just so stinking cute.

but at least they'll be together, just the two of them. like old times.

#idk !! i just had this picture in my head of katsuki feeling bad bc he doesnt get enough time with his oldest son 🥺#enough time with his kids at all but 🥺 definitely less with his firstborn after his brother comes along 🥺#and so sometimes they do little things like this #take a quick run to the grocery store together or he'll walk around the neighborhood with his dad #or he'll take him to work just to have some extra quality time 🥺 just the two of them 🥺#and it seemed so sweet !! so here it is hehe #cw children #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugou

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keithphobic · 2 years

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the tonight dough with jimmy fallon

#first and last time he gets to go grocery shopping #akiangel #my art #this is so dumb what do I tag this #aki hayakawa #angel devil #chainsaw man #idk

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laatteheart · 2 days

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they're all freaks, your honour

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr fanart #stellaron hunters #sunday hsr #hsr kafka #elio hsr #hsr blade #silver wolf #hsr firefly #i will NOT draw the mecha suit sorry gang i can't #i subscribe to the stellaron hunter sunday theory #elio saw this dude like join my emo band #if it turns out to be true i think sunday's dynamic with the stellaron hunters would be hilarious #sunday has never been raise in a casual household so he's just getting flashbanged when someone tells him to help do the groceries #laatteheartartdump

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brucewaynehater101 · 1 month

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Fuuuuck. My favorite trope is "Tim Joins the Batfamily Late" and there's so few of those out there. I just love that angst or the chaos with an unsupervised Tim, one who's parents definitely died, that doesn't have the support of the batfam.

Like, no matter how you spin it, it's so interesting to see how drastically that changes things. Did Jason never die? Did Bruce heal enough before Tim could step up? Did Tim still get training with Lady Shiva? Is he a somewhat civilian? Is he a non-Bat vigilante? Does he still form YJ? Did he stay in Gotham?

The sandbox is huge, and it's such an underutilized trope.

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #tim drake joins the batfamily late #brain goes brr #unhinged tim drake #tim was barely held back with Batman's supervision #imagine a grown tim without any bruce supervision #tim would do some absolutely unhunged things without bruce there (worse than canon)#Tim's moral code would be nonexistent instead of the fridge grocery list he currently has #what if tim finds a baby damian and just decides to adopt him or some shit #what if tim kill luthor?#what if tim becomes a lowkey helpful supervillian mafia boss???

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royaltea000 · 1 month

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Guy who never looks the same when I draw him

#it’s my mission to draw him in the most ridiculous Pinterest outfits ever #tw eye trauma #listen don’t come for me about that most masc profile I’ve ever drawn #you’re talking to someone who up until a year ago drew twinks and twinks exclusively #headcanon that body parts and wounds just regenerate unless it represents like a traumatic historical event #also headcanon that Gil just does not have a normal wardrobe and genuinely goes grocery shopping like he’s off to the club #I’m ignoring his canon outfits I do not see them U_U #hetalia fanart #hetalia #hws prussia #aph prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #hws germany #aph germany #ludwig beilschmidt #digital art #my art #fanart

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sootythwack · 11 months

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I fell to my knees

#limbus company #lobotomy corporation #funeral of the dead butterflies #OUR SEXYMAN IS BACK AND HE'S DOING GROCERIES

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sacrificialter · 11 months

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Don't mind me, just posting nonsense 👀👀

#drarry #hjp #drarry fanart #harry x draco #hpdm #inspired by the dude at the grocery store wearing an arakan shirt who helped me reach the top shelf in the fridge section #it did not go like this he did not knock me off balance #he just looked like hjp and I was if harry does arakan what does draco do #LYRA OBVIOUSLY how could it not be lyra #sacrificialter

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coochiequeens · 5 months

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"But he's a growing boy" All the more reason he should learn manners and etiquette before he enters the adult world. "He's a wrestler" All the more reason he should learn about a balanced diet and portion control.

The step daughter is 16 is supposed to buy her own groceries?

#Reddit #Aita #AH #The son is a pig #Men pigging out on food the women in their family made #Men overexaggerating the problem to make the women look petty #Telling a kid to ask before he eats HALF of a meal still on the stove is not the same as saying he can't eat there #So what if he buys the groceries it's his wife and stepdaughter that do the cooking

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ash-tree-eyes · 13 days

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My one question is where exactly Dracula is getting the food he’s giving Jonathan. Is he just sprinting to a local village for grocery shopping whenever Jonathan isn’t looking because that would be hilarious

#i know most likely he has someone to do that for him #but dracula grocery shopping is just such a wonderful mental image #that’s how all the locals knew they had to warn jonathan #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily

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myokk · 9 days

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I scribbled these up during my breaks today, hope you like them🥰🙏😘

(also I was too lazy to print out the template & no way I was going to figure out how to put my drawings in the template using technology👹 so I drew it myself jajajajajaaj)

Honestly this was difficult because I’m still getting used to drawing in this style & figuring out how I want to do things, but it was an amazing way to practice so thank you for lending me your characters for a bit😇🥹 I hope I did them justice!! 🙏💓

Also to anyone who didn’t get the chance to send me their character - this filled up in 10 min 😭😭 I won’t do it again right away but I want to soon! So keep your eyes out🥰

@caramel-hufflepuff

@espressoristretto-patronum

@faustinio27

@celestial--sapphic

@cordidy

@bassicallymaestra

#I loved doing this 🥹🥹 I hope they at least kind of look like your characters 😂😂#😇🥰💓🙏#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #hphl #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy oc #a bit about my day (does anyone even read these lol)#at the grocery store a woman ran her cart into me while I was looking at eggs and then called me retrasada 👹🤡#but then I talked to an old man in the line about chocolate so he improved the shopping trip #went swimming a few times #tattooed a few people #and ringo posted a cute reel to Instagram and I feel like my Beatles obsession is going to come back

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holoscout · 5 months

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brothers ❤️‼️

#fern the human #fern mertens #finn mertens #finn the human #adventure time #my art #do i only draw my adult fern design? yes. does that tank my chances of interactions? yes. do i care? no #hes so cute dude #you all have to find him cute too #finn thinks hes cute he tries to play matchmaker for fern and ferns like dude i dont want to date #a lot of ferns life after he turns 25 is finn making him leave his house for things other than groceries and stompin fools.#its hard bc finn doesnt really do much beyond stompin fools and mackin on his girlfriend.

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puppypeter · 9 months

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I want to read about Jamie courting the hell out of Roy, wining and dining him, bringing him coffee in the morning, leaving him pastries on his desk with a sweet post it note, buying him flowers, making him hella flustered and panicky at the lack of control because that's always been Roy's role when dating someone

#he also brings him soup and medicine when he's sick of course #and sometimes he'll carry his bag or the groceries bags #the first time Roy stays over at Jamies and Jamie makes sure he's got ice packs for his knee and the right freeze cream to give him a massa #he'll bump hips with him while walking and look him with those big smiley eyes #he lets Roy borrow his hoodie one day and then proceeds to be unable to stop starting at him cause he loves him so much in his clothes #he wants to do all the domestic shit with Roy #he smiles so big every time they brush their teeth together or go grocery shopping or hold hands in the car #I have this obsession with picturing Roy having a very shitty day with chronic pain and Jamie just finds him curled up on the couch facing #the back of it grimacing in pain wrapped up in a blanket #and he knees on the floor right by his head and wraps his arms around him like one going over Roy side but under Roy's arm then holding his #their hands over Roy's chest #slowly nuzzling his neck giving little temple kisses whispering soothing words #roy jamie #royjamie #jamieroy #jamie x roy #roy x jamie

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morganbritton132 · 1 year

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A girl posts to Tiktok like “oh my god, oh my god, look what I found at the grocery store” and then when she flips the camera around, it’s Steve.

He’s alone at the end of an aisle, talking aloud about cereal brands and an article he saw. He asks ‘what do you think?’, pauses, and then turns around like, “Ed?”

The video cuts to later in the grocery store to Eddie and Steve in a different aisle. They’re holding hands now so Eddie doesn’t wander off.

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#again: don’t film people without their consent. it’s weird #grocery stores and Eddie’s ADHD do not mix well #he was looking for the holiday themed snack cakes #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie munson tiktok saga

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