I just realized

THE "WERE SORRY" DIAMOND PILE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING BACK

GRIAN!!

If Doc cant find a war to be in, he’ll create one himself!

hi rendoc enjoyers i have a gift for you (ren describing the first time he met doc irl)

[bonus and transcript under cut]

chat summarized the vibes best:

[ IMG ID: A screenshot from Rendog's Twitch chat timestamped 1:47:04, reading: "Sproxite: Wow Ren was y/n for a second". END ID.]

[ VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Rendog is placing red terracotta and quartz blocks along the edge of Blue River Raceway.

Ren: How did I meet Doc, then, at this tournament? Well, Doc was also invited to this tournament, and Doc was playing, uh, of course, for the German team. And Nvidia had put us all up in the same hotel together, and-- well, not all in the same hotel but, like, I think most of us were in the same hotel. And, when I got to the hotel, uh, by-- like, a taxi picked us-- picked up a bunch of us from the airport and then took us to that hotel. When I got there, got out the taxi, everybody else went into the hotel. I hadn't really, like-- it was kind of an awkward taxi drive, because none of us really knew each other. We were from different countries, y'know? We were all Youtubers and streamers and stuff from different countries, so we didn't really know each other. So they, like-- the rest of the people from the taxi just, like, went into the hotel, and I got my suitcase and started walking to the hotel. And there, leaning against the glass wall of the hotel-- like the hotel has this massive glass wall that looked into the lobby-- was a ridiculously tall, very good-looking German fella, wearing a hat, of course, with a bunch of like, festival arm bands, or, like, armbands from conventions, I guess. Just looking like, basically, the coolest cat I had ever seen. I was like, 'Oh my god, I know this person. This is- This is Doc.' (laughs) And, uh, at the time, like, I was a pretty small channel, I was maybe, like, I dunno, 50 thousand subs, or something? And Doc was, like, in the millions. (laughs) So I was immediately, like, quite intimidated and quite starstruck, y'know? Uh, 'cause this is somebody that I'd been watching for a really long time. Plus, he was massive, u-r-uh, insanely handsome, and, like, super cool. (laughs) I was, like, just this ner- this Minecraft nerd, y'know?

END TRANSCRIPT.]

hermit hybrids and their animals!

I really enjoyed drawing these so send an ask for a more obscure hybrid pairing or maybe just one I haven't done and maybe I'll get around to drawing it!

always really really funny to me when someone introduces a bit to ren and it takes him a second to understand whats happening so he just reacts like a scared dog

He made them work

grian fucking around at doc’s base and doc just like ‘are you bored again?’ is absolute fucking gold and i cant even explain why

Love to see the two furries of the server get together to handle some huge balls

“Hm, now this seems like the setup to a bad joke. A dwarf, an elf, and a janitor walk into a bar…” Bdubs grinned at them as Impulse, Gem, and Pearl sat down at the bar.

“This is a coffee shop, Bdubs, or did you forget?” Pearl asked owlishly, removing her armor. The others followed suit.

“I mean, I don’t think Ren and Doc over there are giggling because of the coffee.” Gem pointed out, and the soup group glanced over at the shadowy table in the back, where Ren and Doc were laughing uproariously, coffee mugs sat in front of them, but whatever was in the mugs made them wince every time they took a sip.

“I mean, one of them just lost the crown, I thought I’d bring out the special stuff.” Bdubs shrugged. “What can I get you three?”

“Wait, weren’t you also part of the whole crown thing? Who’s letting you run around free?” Impulse asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Hmm… the resistance leaders, I think, would be the ones to make that call.” Bdubs replied, winking at Impulse. “Are you going to put me in chains and cart me off to jail for my crimes?”

“No, no, we can’t have our Bdubs locked up.” Impulse replied with a goofy smile. Pearl coughed, although it sounded suspiciously like “simp” and Gem rolled her eyes.

“I’d like a hot coco.” Gem said.

“I’d love a tea with a little special sauce in it.” Pearl told Bdubs, who nodded.

“Just a coffee, please.” Impulse said.

“And it’s on the house, since you won, I guess.” Bdubs said, giving them a smile and bustling off to make the drinks.

The three seemed to noticeably slouch as soon as Bdubs walked away. Now they were sat down, and no one was watching them. And they’d won.

“We did it.” Pearl said quietly. “I almost can’t believe it.”

“I’m so glad we had all our friends to help us.” Gem nodded. She took out her sword and looked it over. “Oh dear, there’s some scratches in my knife from where I killed Bdubs.” Bdubs looked scared from over by the coffee pot, but Gem was sulking a little, and didn’t notice.

“It’s just, I dunno, I almost can’t believe it’s over.” Impulse said, fidgeting with his axe blade, which was sat in the seat next to him, too big to be put anywhere else. “I mean, this has been months in the making, and now it’s over and done with. What’s next?”

Bdubs came by with their drinks, which they accepted gratefully. He leaned against the counter as if to take up conversation, but something at Doc and Ren’s table behind them seemed to catch his attention, and he dashed over, saying “Woah, woah, woah! You can not do that in this here establishment, fellas! Get out of here!”. The soup group didn’t particularly feel like watching whatever they were doing that could cause Bdubs to kick them out- knowing Doc and Ren, it could be anything. So, they just kept talking.

“I guess we just go back to our normal lives.” Gem said.

“But what happens to the crown, and the diamonds! They’re still missing!” Impulse replied.

“Oh! Let’s start a detective agency and solve mysteries like the case of the stolen diamonds!” Pearl pulled out a small notebook and began drawing out a structure.

“Oh my goodness, you two!” Gem giggled. “We gotta chill for a bit. Self care! Live up to our name and eat some soup and hang out! I will personally start my hermitcraft villain arc if either of you start a plot line in the next two months, and that’s a promise.”

The soup group giggled about that. Rain was falling down outside, but it was warm and cozy in the coffee shop. The soup group drank their drinks and moved on to talking about nothing of real importance, while the ambiance of Bdubs fighting with Doc and Ren continued on in the background. The revolution was over, and maybe now it was time to rest.

So I was watching Impluse's hermitcraft video-

There's a moment where Gem calls Impluse 'impy' and it's just so cute! Imagine like the other hermits hearing her call him that and they start to joke around by calling him it! Like imagine-

Impluse is with Grian as they are at Grian's base. "So impy-" "Wait! Did you just call me 'Impy'?" Impluse looks confused as Grian laughs. "Well yeah! I heard Gem calling you that and thought it was cute!" "Okay..."

"Hey Impy!" Cub says as he waves to Impluse flying in. "You too?!" He yells out as he felt embarrassed about this being his nickname now.

Doc smirks as he looks at Impluse as he sighs. "Not you too..." Doc in his very nice German accent says. "Oh Impy~ I have too." Impluse just sighs and shakes his head as he excepts his fate.

LIKE-

oh my god. doc challenged scar to an archery duel in the perimeter…. where he set up his instant-kill arrow launcher……..this bit has been MONTHS in the making now if he pulls it off it will be the greatest thing ever.

guys look it’s docm77 !?!?

Watch the new Doc episode to hear Joe’s rant about the “sexyman competition” and Doc think Joe’s just looking up pictures of himself shirtless

ren flirting with his friends part 2 billion

[ID: Two screenshots of Hermitcraft in-game chat. Source: rendog’s twitch stream Apr. 04, 2023.

TRANSCRIPT:

<Rendog> hey Doc! You are the most handsome Hermit of all the Hermits

<Renthedog> there is no doubt

<Renthedog> everyone knows it

<Renthedog> also the smartest

<Renthedog> and did i say handsomeestest?

<Renthedog> because both

<Renthedog> I love you#

<Docm77> of course. Tell mne something new?

<Renthedog> I was just wondering

<Renthedog> as your superior amazing brain has generated 10 million copper

<Renthedog> I was wondering if perhaps I could has some

<Renthedog> you are the most handsome

<Docm77> yeah sure

<Docm77> gotta run the copper farm though

END ID.]

I’m still wondering if the hermits being very confused about the esmp crossover happening was a bit or not tbh

very helpful spy.