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m-eowdy · 5 years

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what you do not want to happen to you, do not do that to anyone elseI found a list of 170 questions here, and I decided I want to answer them all (or mostly) and maybe make it a tag game. so anyway the questions and my answers are under the cut.

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I wish I were taller, I’m 180cm but I wish at least 185, ideally 190, like a goddess.

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) I just want a cat, man, I dont care.

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? baggy up top, slim on the legs. kinda feminine but also not and also very gay.

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? pass. I didnt play viddy games as a kid

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: my bf, cats & being as gay and nb as possible.

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? “If you’re a man, don’t fucking look at me”

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? pass

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] I dont know

9: Are you ticklish? yes if you tickle me, I will stab you

10: Are you allergic to anything? currently batteling my doctor about gluten (message me if you want to hear the story)

11: What’s your sexuality? Im currently trying to be more comfy with the lable bi, I have a huge preference for women but I have a boyfriend and I dont want to limit myself (I will one day write a post about this)

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? cocoa, what demon prefers tea or coffee over that, geez

13: Are you a cat or dog person? cat, but I also like dogs, but I can read cats way better

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? im already a vampire/elf, next question

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? I think Jenna Marbles, but I have a few favourites

16: How tall are you? one time at the doctors I was 181.5cm so sometimes I tell people 182cm but thats just not the truth, I guess 180-181cm but I usually say 180cm bc its easier. am I obsessed with my height? maybe.

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? I’ve liked the name Jay for so long... its gender neutral and stuff. but it’s too big of a hassle and my name is fine and I dont get dysphoria from it so its all good fam

18: How much do you weigh? 58kg, i’m like 3kg underweight, my health is just... bad, just enough to function I guess but just annoying. 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? I only believe in positive things, so yes I believe in positive energies people leave behind to help you.

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? both too big and too scary

21: Are you religious? I guess?? raised catholic and now im just like???? aaaa idk, kinda. my own version.

22: Pet peeves? when people are impatient

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? im already diurnal bc im a human but idk its fine

24: Favorite constellation? Ursa Major and Leo (bc that me)

25: Favorite star? our sun lmao

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? dolls are all together bad, sorry

27: Any phobias or fears? spiders, people, big spaces, small spaces, heights, depths, lonelyness, etc.

28: Do you think global warming is real? HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION OF COURSE ITS REAL ASDFGHJK this is like asking someone “do you believe its raining right now?” while youre in a downpour

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? I mean your atoms will be used by other organisms, so I mean kinda

30: Favorite movie? Mad Max: Fury Road or Thor Ragnarok

31: Do you get scared easily? yup, fuck off

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? meaningful pets: 2, with fish that were just kinda... there, 8 (plus the 30 baby fish they got but ate)

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] not relevant

34: What is a color that calms you? purple

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? right here in my lovely country where I cant get arrested for being gay!

36: Where were you born? in my current house

37: What is your eye color? green and brown

38: Introvert or extrovert? extrovert (with semi social anxiety)

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? believe? not really, but do I participate, hell yeah. its fun.

40: Hugs or kisses? hugs

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? my bf

42: Who is someone you love deeply? my bf

43: Any piercings you want? more in my ears

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? yeah Im interested in getting some tattoos later in life

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? nope

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! my bf. he nice.

47: What is a sound you really hate? THE FREEZER, ANYTHING WITH ICE THAT SCRAPES. AAA IM AUTISTIC I CANT HANDLE THOSE SOUNDS

48: A sound you really love? a cat purring

49: Can you do a backflip? *play the vine with the “do I look like-”

50: Can you do the splits? nope

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? didnt have one since like 2014 and not planning to go back

52: Favorite movie? you already asked this

53: How are you feeling right now? god, so gay.

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? purple at the ends

55: When did you feel happiest? fuck do I know

56: Something that calms you down? music

57: Have any mental disorders? hell yeah bby, adhd, autism and depression baeybeay

58: What does your URL mean? how cats say howdy, meowdy, but then with the m’eowdy like you’d say m’lady

59: What three words describe you the most? happy bored fog

60: Do you believe in evolution? AGAIN WITH THE STUPID QUESTIONS, IM A BIOLOGIST, OF COURSE I “BELIEVE” IN EVOLUTION

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? if they dont tag annoying stuff or if they start spewing terf/racist etc. stuff

62: What makes you follow a blog? if they funni

63: Favorite kind of person: helpful

64: Favorite animal(s): any type of cat, wolves

65: Name three of your favorite blogs. fuck this

66: Favorite emoticon: 😏

67: Favorite meme: dont have one

68: What is your MBTI personality type? enfp

69: What is your star sign? leo

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? dont have a dog, but my bfs dog can

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? black jeans red sweater

72: Post a selfie or two? nope

73: Do you have platform shoes? nope

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I miss one molar

75: Can you do a front flip? no??? wtf

76: Do you like birds? YES

77: Do you like to swim? yes

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? both bby

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: intollerance towards people who are different from you in a way they cant change

80: Some thing you wish did exist: world peace ashdjkafdsa

81: Piercings you have? 4 holes in my ears asjkfdlf idk how to describe it like a normal person

82: Something you really enjoy doing: making music

83: Favorite person to talk to: my bf

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? “theres cats on here? AND fandoms???”

85: How many followers do you have? 7678

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? idk what a mile is but no.

87: Do your socks always match? yes im autistic

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? no my legs are 90cm

89: What are your birthstones? peridot I think

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? cat

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? peony

92: A store you hate? DE SPAR, its a supermarket thats in places that dont have other supermarkets, so they can make things really expensive

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? none, next.

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly

95: Do you like to wear camo? no

96: Winter or summer? summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? idk half a minute?

98: Least favorite person? thierry baudet (I dont even wanna look up if i spelled his gross name correctly)

99: Someone you look up to: my bio teacher from 2 years ago asfhiskdljl

100: A store you love? hema

101: Favorite type of shoes dr martens kinda stuff

102: Where do you live? the netherlands

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? nope, I try to lessen on meat but I think its not natural to cut off meat entirely

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? amethyst?? idk

105: Do you drink milk? nope

106: Do you like bugs? YES

107: Do you like spiders? no but they sometimes be cute

108: Something you get paranoid about? people

109: Can you draw: agsjksdf;ls sometimes

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? I shut out every negative thing that ever happened to me so idk

111: A question you hate being asked? “so isnt that like really hard, not being able to eat gluten?” YES IT IS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME CRY

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? dont think so. well a tick counts I guess

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yes

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny with some clouds

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my bf

116: Favorite cloud type: not too big without any rain thanks

117: What color do you wish the sky was? I wish it was more often the colors of sunset and sunrise

118: Do you have freckles? yes

119: Favorite thing about a person: kindness

120: Fruits or vegetables? preferably neither, carbs only baybey

121: Something you want to do right now: draw or sleep

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? sky, follow my sky blog @natyrae

123: Sweet or sour foods? sweet

124: Bright or dim lights? dim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? no

126: Something you hate about Tumblr: most people dont read or have critical thinking skills

127: Something you love about Tumblr: lgbt community (allthough its hell sometimes)

128: What do you think about the least? asdfghjkl this is a stupid question

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? “well, that was interesting”

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? myself

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? my “weirdness” (aka autism)

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? yes

133: Computer or TV? computer

134: Do you like roller coasters? nope

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? yes both

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed

137: Do you believe in karma? yes, although more in a “people will be an ass to you back”, and not a spiritual one. wat gij niet wilt dat u geschiedt, doe dat ook een ander niet (what you do not want to happen to you, do not do that to anyone else)

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? a solid 5

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? variations on Jet. my bf has some cute ones im not gonna say here

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? yes, i was v lonely man

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? yes, they’ve all left me asdfghjkl (not bc I was a stupid person but bc they moved, counceling had to stop bc of rules, etc.)

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? I’m a fun influence, not in an unsafe way.

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? I like giving things bc people will love me. im a selfish person who also isnt. im not one or the other bc no one is. anyway,

144: What makes you angry everything, next.

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? two

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? “non-binaries” sounds a bittt weird, but usually I like girls more, androgynous ppl are hot and guys are ok.

147: Are you androgynous? kinda

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: legs for days

149: Favorite thing about your personality: im fun

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. im too lazy to think of three entire people, pass.

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? hunter gatherer, baeybeiy

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? used to, not anymore

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] at uni

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? god yes

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? yes but me hands always sweaty so it dont work

156: What embarrasses you? everything I do always

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: everything I do always

158: Biggest lie you have ever told: “its not too bad”

159: How many people are you following? 2903

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? only counting my main (this one) 251336

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 16

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 149081

163: Last time you cried and why: this weekend bc im stressed

164: Do you have long or short hair? shoulder length

165: Longest your hair has ever been: belly button length

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? its difficult man, religion brings people together but also drives them apart.

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? nope, it happened already and we cant change it

168: Do you like to wear makeup? not anymore

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? nope

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yes

okay so that took me a longgg time, I tag whoever wants to do it lmao

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