Confession 139... tbh i think people need to realize subcon is so popular because like. A. this is tumblr. we love distraught evil men. and B. it also has a really interesting take on the classic fairy tale setting, you know? its an enchanted forest that has that mix of whismical disney style and haunted horror. and then snatcher is also a surprisingly well rounded character. like tbh people need to accept that we were given the most actual character in snatcher (and a bit of mu, who has her own strong fanbase). and i can understand people getting upset over cut content guys getting so much love, but do consider: if you love canon guys so much, make the content yourself. people are gonna do what people are gonna do and if you hate that, than make content for your own favs. dont get pissy that people aren't serving you up content lmao.

to all who write fics of strawhat pairings, i beg of you to put usopp in there as well because he deserves it.

zosan fic? they’re also dating usopp.

lawlu? and usopp.

namivivi? usopp is their girlfriend too.

everyone on the crew loves usopp so much it would be criminal not to add him in their relationships.

CW/TW: saturated colors/eye strain

You know when the when you when responsibilities when your your boss when he uh fell when you suddenly yea.

sanji, who has a crush on trans usopp, secretly puts an anonymous present box with a heating pad and pain relievers next to his bed each time he’s on his period

I wish for more people to make toxic ships purely because they are toxic. That might sound really odd, but I mean I want people to create the unhealthiest pairings purely to watch them crash and burn.

Taco x OJ where they grudgingly care about each other and when Taco (predictably) betrays him again they both feel disappointed in themselves for caring at all.

Winner x Loser where they do both keep doing shows but Winner feels like a soulless accessory and Loser is guiltily aware of their unhappiness but selfishly keeps them around.

Liam-Backpack x Bryce-Soda Bottle where they stay together cause of their shared trauma but inadvertently keep making each other relive the past and never move on from it.

Gold Ingot x Santa Hat x Loaf where he does manage to convince them both to come back but his treatment of them barely gets better so they leave again regretting giving him a second chance.

Pitchfork x Glowstick where you literally just follow a similar trajectory to canon lol. The other contestants standby watching their relationship get worse and worse until Pitchfork snaps and kills him.

I fully understand what makes these ships wrong, and that is why I'm interested in the idea of them and might even try writing it out myself. I don't want any of this to happen in real life, I am only intrigued in awful angsty romance of these fictional characters. Really, I could care less about the romantic part of it, I just want to see these relationships explode in the absolute worst ways possible.

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Nami and Usopp have a betting pool over when they think Zoro and Sanji will finally realize they’re in love.

Usopp has hope they’ll figure it out before their baby is born, but Nami thinks they won’t pull their head out of their asses until after.

And the closer Zoro gets to his due date, Nami increasingly teases Usopp that he’s running out of time and she’s gonna win.

Accidentally Undercover - They will never stop being a menace, truly <3

‘Play Adastra’ is the ‘watch Jojo’ of the furry fandom. It’s the popular one your artistic friends recommend to you because it’s really creative, has a distinct and iconic aesthetic, features lots of very sexy men, and despite its fun and colourful appearance, they swear blind that it made them cry.

‘Play Echo’ by contrast, is the ‘watch Evangelion’ of the furry fandom. It’s the one your pretentious friend who watches 3+ hour video essays tells you to play but refuses to tell you anything about it because spoilers. They’ll tell you it changed their life while also warning you that’s it’s going to completely emotionally destroy you. They’ll likely ask to watch you play it so as to see your breakdown in real time.

So we can all agree that this is exactly what happened right

Confession 153... LOVE ALL 4 KIDS!!! they deserve LOVE!!! GRATITUDE!!! ALL YOUR VALUABLES!!!

6-20-23

"Sometimes I wonder if the Toppats really can’t change hats or if they just have to go through a grueling bunch of paperwork to get a new one." submitted by @flowerbarrel

Cleo Moore in One Girl’s Confession (Hugo Haas, 1953)  

oliretta shippers winning astronomically this season. olicharles nation punching the air rn. more at 11

scribbly first date type affair (continuation of my modern au stuff)