One big thank you to Elliot Knight. Thank you for playing Kyle and thank you for looking like a fucking Greek God and being the hottest MW character and though the Gaz nation isn't as big, we're definitely the luckiest bc GOD DAMN BOY I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE-
(I'm literally Greek so I can confirm, I sacrifice goodies to him every good ol' Tuesday evening)
Ok I get that you should not make fun of people interpretation of characters and that character playlist are not that deep but whoever put a god damn Taylor swift song on a spiderpunk playlist should never be allowed near spotify ever again
nah because crofty is genuinely insane because why would you say that about your coworker???? and to his face??? "this man knows lewis hamilton. friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover." hello???? why are you saying that to nico rosberg's face???? why are you, as the lead f1 commentator, writing fanfiction about your coworker???? about him and his ex???? and also, what an insane thing to say about someone else's relationship!!! "everything but a lover"... just show them having gay sex onscreen, it would be less intimate than whatever the hell you just said.
"Twin Flames: one unique soul split into two bodies, with each half being a “twin” of the other. These twin flames are believed to have an intense, deep connection and are destined to be together. "
some brocedes lore is actually insane it reads like a gay fanfiction. what do you mean they talked about their dreams while lying under the stars on his dad's boat (DREAMS THAT THEY ACHIEVED FYI) what do you MEAN lewis wrote nico a letter that he never read what the fuck
no because what do you mean two millionaires who were childhood best friends grew up and were so so excited to race cars together for the same team and then they started getting jealous and both of them wanted more and it took such a toll on one of them mentally that he couldn’t eat anything but a food they ate together all the time in the weekend he won the championship, and that within three days of winning his only championship he retired, all because he couldn’t handle the sacrifices or losing his bestie but the friendship was already wrecked and there was nothing they could do to save it AND THEY STILL BRING EACH OTHERS NAMES UP EVERYTIME THEY ARE GIVEN THE CHANCE and one of them constantly says his best times in racing were when he was in karting when their friendship was still good and one still brings the other’s daughters presents and they live in the same building in monaco and one of them has “dived” into his place to avoid seeing the other in the hallway.
ok so this was inspired by a tiktok about brocedes, aka lewis hamilton and nico rosberg and specifically a comment saying that people never believe that f1 could produce a story so crazy, and how it’s insane that these things actually happened. and just. yeah. i have so many feelings about lewis and nico. also side note but one of them saying that toto wolff has never been angrier than when they crashed into each other? i have so many thoughts about these guys i will post more about them i am sure