Coming to Netflix this summer, Veganism to Survive
Formula 1 and 2 drivers, as well as Formula Academy drivers, will be grouped up randomly and tasked with cooking vegan meals up to Kevin Magnussen and Lewis Hamilton's tastes as they're both vegan. They'll have to overcome challenges and compete against their fellow drivers for the chance to win the grand prize.
Anyways props to @oxygenpdf for engaging in this silly little joke idea with me 🥰
My friend just tried to buy a Max Verstappen cut out from Walmart for me by GRABBING the cut out and walking cardboard Max to the nearest employee. Like, max tucked under her arm, tote bag and ashwagandha in the other, AirPods in because she’s on the phone with me.
My friend: can I buy this for my friend? It’s almost their birthday and they’re a big fan.
Walmart employee:…um…(goes on radio to speak with manager) hey, can we get rid of Max?
Walmart employees on first name basis with Max Verstappen because the cardboard cut out version of him is haunting them.
“How long does he have to stand there?” They ask like he’s clocked in for his shift.
Anyway, they said no because legally he belongs to “someone else” (Red Bull merchandisers) but if Red Bull doesn’t take him back I’m free to claim him :).
jenson on the sky sports f1 podcast saying that he hopes he gets to work with nico this year... we've all seen 2010s era princess cake i want old man sky sports pundit princess cake
old man princess cake!!!!! GIVE IT TO US SKY 😠😡
jenson's big ass smile going "I hope so" 😃 about potentially getting to work with nico..... you never forget your fave beautiful twink
honestly i think it’d be so fucking funny if adrian newey went to like haas or kick stake sauber whatever and built a rocket of a car to watch fucking kevin magnussen fight for the drivers title i just think it’d be a real fun move