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Gale not liking vegetables is such a funny detail that doesn’t get mentioned enough, if Gale had the opportunity to he would only eat dinosaur chicken nuggets and bread
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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losing my mind at this
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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So you might be saying: Lion why a guide on drawing black people? Well young blood it’s because a lot of people cant…seem…to draw…black people..Amazing I know.
Racist (caricatures) portrayals of black people have been around forever, and to this day people can’t seem to draw black people like they are human. If your artwork resembles any of the above even remotely your artwork is racist and offensive. If you try to excuse that as a stylistic choice you’re not only a terrible artist, but racist too!!! Congrats.
Whitewashing is also a problem. A lot of people refuse to draw black features on canonly black characters. While this example isn’t colored, lightening the skin-tone of a character is also considered whitewashing. So lets start with features!
Now all black people have different noses thats a no-brainer, but black noses tend to have flatter bridges, and wider nostrils. Please stay from triangular anime noses and small button noses. Your drawings should not depict black people with abnormally large noses. (Especially if you do not draw other characters this way)
If you feel like the way you draw lips on black characters is offensive or resembles a caricature,it probably does and you should change it. ABSOLUTELY AVOID PLACING LIPS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FACE.
Hair is so diverse! Please get used to drawing braids, locs,kinks and coils! If you can learn to draw ringlets and long waves you can learn how to draw black hairstyles.
Add clips! Learn how to draw baby-hairs and never be afraid to add color Pinterest and Google are free my dudes! Also try using square brushes for blocking in coils.
OK THAT’S ALL YOU GUYS
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People like hopeless peaches are exactly why I don’t trust perpetual internet victims
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I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.
sharing the knowledge
very helpful art resource
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tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
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I am saying this as a D&D player, Wyll is probably the most unusual character in the cast. If you play D&D for a while you are going to find a lot more Karlachs and Astarions than Wylls and the few Wylls you are going to find sure as shit aren't going to be Warlocks
Half of the D&D memes on Reddit: ok so what if the warlock was evil and mischievous and the paladin was a goody two shoes? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?!?!?
Bg3: Ok so the Warlock is probably going to be the only person in your party who will disapprove of killing little Timmy and pissing on his moms grave and the paladin wants you to hit the second tower
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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no matter how nasty the Gortash haters, and lovers, get, we will never ever be as bad as the Starries.
Astarion discourse is on the Astral Plane.
Or it's in the hells.
Pick somewhere that's out of this world and reality, and they're somewhere farther than that.
#being a lae’zel fan is fun#it’s like playing with dolls in the corner#meanwhile a bomb in going off right next to me#that bomb is astarion fans
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I am so mentally ill about them✨
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Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)
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happy v day
(my piece for the sunny zine!! so cool being a part of this :))
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men can't be "just friends" with each other. ur either gay or u hate each other. and if u hate each other that's also gay
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