Empires s2 characters and what horse they'd have
Hi. Brainrot about empires and a longstanding fixation on horses led to this. Enjoy <3
(it's a long post btw)
Let's start with the obvious. Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity.
Now obviously he has Bullseye and Arrow, however! I would like to debate their breeds for a bit. I think that while Bullseye has a pattern similar to that of a snowflake leopard appaloosa, I believe he's a full Quarter Horse (normally known as an American Quarter Horse) Fast, turns on a dime, and have a good head on their shoulders. Often used on ranches and such because they're good all rounders while being sturdy and dependable.
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Arrow would be a Quarter Horse/Arabian Cross, for the speed and coordination of the Quarter, and the endurance and heat tolerance of the Arabian.
Now lets talk about the other person with a horse like companion. Princess Katherine.
She has a Unicorn (half skeleton horse??), that is all white. I think she would have a cremello Saddlebred. They're a gaited breed (fancy walk, showy gait) and very flashy. Cremello is a hard color to get, therefore about as valuable as a unicorn /j
Princess Gem
I love Apollo as much as anyone, however if he were a horse, he would absolutely be a Belgian Draft (specifically a bay). They are big, strong, and were first horses of war (factcheck) then adapted to plow horses. With Dawn's canonical beginnings, I believe a draft would have been a great help in the fields.
Great Witch Shelby
She lives in the swamp, which is not great for horses. However, a pony could fit through the many hanging vines and manuever easier through narrow pathways. I think she would have a Kerry Bog Pony. They're surefooted, hardy, and sound ponies that have a long rich history, but the most important part is that they're used to navigating softer ground because of their origins/home of Kerry (Ireland)
Joel, God of Lore
Show off, big, strong, bull headed. Normally, I would never let someone who's (supposedly) 11 feet tall ride any horse, because the weight would be harmful to them. However, I would assign him a Clydesdale. Flashy, easy to remember, and definitely the kind of horse you would get attention for. They're also usually patient enough to put up with any inconsistencies or surprises from their riders.
Fwhip
Shetland Pony. Small, used to pull carts in mines, and feisty as all get out. No further explanation needed XD
Pixlriffs
I would assign him a mule, as stereotypical as it is. Theyre a very dependable creature, used for packing and riding, and are very sure footed even on mountainous terrain. Overall steady, even if they are stubborn.
Mayor Lizzie
Halflingers are ponies only by breed, not by size (14 hands or under is considered a pony, however there are certain exceptions). They're all palominos, and all sturdy and stout. They have a variety of personalities, but are usually a favored mount by shorter riders. I think theyre overall steadiness and stubbornness would be good to balance out any uh. feline traits from Lizzie, but they would still match her in fierceness.
Scott
Now he would have a blanket Appaloosa. Hands down. Do I need to explain? (specifically a chestnut blanket appaloosa <3)
Oli
He would have an old, run of the mill, done with life, tolerant to the point of apathy, POA (Pony of America. ...its a mutt horse that is short.) Probably one that Fwhip sold to him for an extended debt. I think it would probably be a Chestnut, with a supressed sass to it.
False
She's so nervous all the time, I think I would give her a retired ranch horse (thus, likely a quarter horse) that could take care of her and lead her back home from wherever they were. It would have seen everything, and probably been used for hunting at least once, therefore any (totally random) blood would be no problem! /hj I think she would probably have an unassuming bay, with a lighter brown coloration to it's body.
Pirate Joe
Seahorse /j.
In all seriousness, I think I would give him a Paint Chincoteague (shink-o-teeg) Pony. They cross the ocean every year for the round up, and I can absolutely picture Pirate Joe finding a pony on an island and claiming it was the treasure he was meant to find (sea pony!! never been seen before! /j). They can eat seaweed, and iirc they frequently do. Firecrackers they are. Fiesty things with a good heart.
Sausage
I think he would have a Grey Andalusian (grey as in the specific horse color, not the actual color grey). The Andalusian is an elegant horse that was originally a war horse, but has since evolved into a beloved riding horse. They're all rounders, and very majestic looking. Tall, strong, and beautiful, I think that they would be a good fit for the story that Mythical J. Sausage has going on in season 2.
And that's all of them! Of course, giving them all horses would be unreasonable given current story lines, but I thought that it was fun, and a very enjoyable project ^-^
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How did your halflinger win the silversong pony if it's not a pony??? Its pony only champ-
shrugs
apparently theres a bug now where some horses can get in. Plus, haflingers are ponies irl so i wanted to take the opportunity.
I will die mad that sso didnt mark them as ponies, cuz if im not mistaken, they dont get taller than 14.3 hands high which is the bare minimum for a horse to be considered a horse,,, by hight at least.
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gnomebardic | goliathbardic | halfelfbardic
halflingbardic | halforcbardic | humanbardic
kalashtarbardic | kenkubardic | koboldbardic
gnomebardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the gnome race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both gnomic and bardic.
goliathbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the goliath race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both goliathic and bardic.
halfelfbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the half-elf race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both halfelfic and bardic.
halflingbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the halfling race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both halflingic and bardic.
halforcbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the half-orc race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both halforcic and bardic.
humanbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the gith race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both githic and bardic.
kalashtarbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the kalashtar race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both kalashtaric and bardic.
kenkubardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the kenku race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both kenkuic and bardic.
koboldbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the kobold race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both koboldic and bardic.
[pt: gnomebardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the gnome race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both gnomic and bardic.
goliathbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the goliath race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both goliathic and bardic.
halfelfbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the half-elf race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both halfelfic and bardic.
halflingbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the halfling race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both halflingic and bardic.
halforcbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the half-orc race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both halforcic and bardic.
humanbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the gith race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both githic and bardic.
kalashtarbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the kalashtar race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both kalashtaric and bardic.
kenkubardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the kenku race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both kenkuic and bardic.
koboldbardic: a gender that is reminiscent of, related to, or best represented by the kobold race and bard class from dungeons and dragons; being both koboldic and bardic. end pt]
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