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Poppy met a stallion who is Very Smol
#traditional cob#hairy cob#cob#horse#equine#equestrian#blue eyes#horseblr#liberty horses#miniature shetland
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hey i’m from the “they made stallion quartermane real” post and i saw u know a lot about horses
would you be willing to share more horse facts? 👀
Oh geez, thank you haha! Admittedly, I wouldn’t say I know much about horses, I just love to google animal facts, always try and find real animals to directly base anthro characters on (so I do a lot of that for wizard guys, picking specific species / breeds ), and remember a bit from the ag classes I took in high school. Horse people feel free to correct me but take what I’m saying here with a grain of salt. I’m trying to back up everything I’m saying with some cursory google searches but I am far from a horse expert 😭
Because Stallion was brought up I guess I can talk about anything I mildly know / hc regarding him? For example I went with the Irish Cob for my personal hc for him (these guys have 1000 names. You might have heard them called the Galineers Cob, the tinker horse, or about 5 other names all of which have slurs for Romani peoples in them l, but seem to be what they’re most commonly known as. I tend to go for Irish cob)
They’re a draft breed from the Great Britain and Ireland, and while wizzy doesn’t always fully 1:1 where their anthros are from, it’s a bonus for me. (Soley off of physical descriptions, he could be a Suffolk punch as well … hmm)
I say he’s based on a draft breed, which you can tell from the leg feathering he has, which from my understanding whole all horses have some, the really prominent leg feathers are a trait characteristic of draft breeds. (Also I just personally really prefer draft breeds myself, I like how big and heavyset they are.) From what I can gather, this is because the gene that causes them to grow so prominently is tied to bone density, and draft horses bred for strength to pull plows and carriages have much thicker bones than lighter horse breeds that have been bred more for speed.
Irish Cobs are characteristically hairier than other breeds, which is why they’re known to grow those mustaches. (Googles telling me it’s mainly because of how hairy they are, but they also might help add added sensation to their lips to help them browse for food) The mustache and beard really made me go yeah that’s the stupid horse for me, plus they come in the coloration with blonde-whitish manes and tails and a reddish body color, called flaxen chestnut from what I can find (though maybe its closer to some golden palominos? I don’t know)
Nothing else particular interesting is coming to mind unfortunately. Stallions weird boots he wears kind of resemble certain types of boots made for actual horses? I’m finding conflicting reports on what these are used for. Some places saying tendon support, others saying there’s nothing to support that, and they’re used to correct gait abnormalities. Either way. Stallion do you have bad ankles. It’s ok you can tell me.
(Also stallion has a boot tread texture on the bottom of his hooves, but I think this is stupid so I ignore it. Especially because the snow shoes we see in madness mountain have horse shoes attached to them, what’s the truth kingsisle?!? But I think it’s a funny detail to point out anyway.)
I googled fun horse facts to try to find anything else I could offer, and one of these fact Infographics said “baby horses drink milk” which is hysterical to me to point out as a fact.
#giant shirt that says ask me about my unnecessary species headcanons#I guess#hi I don’t think this is anything what you asked for but! it’s what I can offer you#I fear I might have come off as more horse knowledgeable than I am. I just like googling shit about animals all the time#asks#daseiins
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who is this haru and what is his deal
haru is the worlds specialest unmedicated bisexual menace with a gnc swag who skips and smiles thru the horrors while having the best gay sex filled summer vacation of his life ever topping previously-straight men 🥳🥳🥳!!!!
REAL ANSWER: haru is the protagonist of the 2013 r18 bl game “NO, THANK YOU!!!” by parade and he is one of my favouritest characters ever 🥹…!
this got long so i put the rest under the readmore 🥹🥹🥹
at the beginning of the game he sees a man named inui kouichi about to get hit by a car, jumps to push him out of the way, and gets hit instead. he loses his memories because of this. due to not knowing basic details like his name or age, kouichi decides to offer him a job at his bar, sótano, while he recovers! will haru get his memories back…!? will romance blossom between him and his coworkers…!? i wonder…!!!
he is 22 years old(?) and canonically bisexual! he loves pools, bean daifuku, corn on the cob, and boobs! the quote used on his official profile is “all right, i’ve got it! let’s have sex!” he has a childish curiosity about everything and operates under an indecipherable set of principles. (<- also from his official profile)
hes definitely not for everybody bc hes always saying shit like this ↓…
and he likes to test peoples boundaries… and he sometimes does morally questionable things… but i think he is not only really cute but also a really relatable representation of…! well…! brain damage. mental illness. being a bisexual guy with a high ponytail who wants to fuck big hairy titted old guys… he’s just a silly imp who goes through a lot but stays optimistic despite it all…!!! i love him so much 🥹 hes literally this ↓ ok. Do you trust me
if ur interested in playing nty PLEASEEE make sure you check out the content warnings! 🥹🥹🥹 if you want more detail on those or the recommended route order or any other info, feel free to send me another ask…!
#also this is not canon but he is so transmasc adhd autistic coded…#he could be my mutual…#like I could unfurl the evidence list.#I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER BC I AM SO BIASED… IM A SEVERE HARU APOLOGIST… DESPITE IT ALL… HE IS MY SHMOOPY…#hes so. like. guy who sniffs peoples shoes#guy whos excited to go bald#guy whose special interest is gay sex#guy who skips and skedaddles#he has so many mental illnesses and is banned in 99 countries but he is your friend. I promise.#nty#parade#asks#anon#I LIKE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT HE MAKES MY STOMACH HURT LIKE CRAZY#hes so. cutest devious squishy. his bishoujo level cuteness and ukelike charm is the source of his ultimate level 90000000 seme power#do u get it#also one of his author assigned fursonas is doberman 🫶#ok enough or ill never post this. hes my special shmoopiest little guy forever and ever amen
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Well I wanna know stuff about all of them SO for the COB Mains, with that ask thing: Numbers 4, 13 and 22!
4. Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?
Funnily enough it's Mattias and Ava who fit this criteria and not the people who were raised to kill literal demons lol.
Mattias: So, I haven't gone super indepth into Mattias' father because Mattias overall had a very good childhood but he wasn't the best dude. not physically or even emotionally abusive to mattias when he was a kid, but he didn't really care about him. his mom and dad would get into arguments a lot of the time and he would often just pretend to not listen and play in his room. The day his dad walked out the argument was really really bad and Mattias snuck out of his room and saw the end of the fight. Mattias doesn't like to talk about it because he feels like he isn't allowed to be upset about it since a lot of people have a lot worse relationships with their dad then "he walked out one day" and it happened when he was a little little kid. Probably the only person he's opened up about that is Ava.
Ava: so this one is kinda the same as how ava was introduced to the shadow world, and i know i've said it a couple times, but her and a couple of her friends got attacked by vampires one day, and no one died, but a couple of them were very badly hurt before shadowhunters showed up and chased them off. And Ava being the only one who saw the vampires for what they really were and not being able to talk to anyone about it like. it's really fucked her up? she felt like she was going insane for a little bit? until she found the shadowhunters again and was taught about how the supernatural is real. Anyway seeing a lot of your friends bloodied from vampires and no one else saw them as vampires kinda fundamentally changed her.
13. Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?
Theron: No, not at all.
Dominic: Not particularly, but he doesn't like especially gruesome scenes or even deep wounds
Mattias: YEAH. IT BOTHERS HIM. He was raised in normal society so having to learn to become okay with blood (both demon ichor and normal blood on people) has been a struggle.
Nerissa: also not at all. Same shit different day.
Ava: Kinda the same as Mattias, but like I answered in the question above, she was fundamentally changed because of how she was introduced to the shadow world. She's still a little icked out by blood, but having that kind of experience with vampires kinda. beats that out of you.
22. What does your character like in other people?
Theron: kindness, someone who will listen to his problems, affection
Dominic: Attention, give him what he wants, non-confrontational (Bonus points if you are a big hairy man)
Mattias: Gentle demeanor, someone who he can joke around with, someone who he can teach new things to.
Nerissa: she is literally the hardest one to figure out. She's so emotionally repressed. uhhhh fucking. she likes. people who will make the first move. i guess?
Ava: someone to joke around with, someone she can teasingly make fun of, literally just a normal fucking person which no one in COB can be.
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They love each other(platonic) :]
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(Say what, say what?
Say what, say what?
Say what, say what?
I say what, say what?) (My dick is bigger than yours)
(Ooh, I say what, say what?
I say what, say what?
I say what, say what?) (My band is bigger than yours)
Damien:
Too bad, I got your beans in my bag
You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker
Taking over flows is the Limp pimp
Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Alexander
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill
Ya best step back 'cause I'ma kill, I'ma kill
So, what you thinking, Mister raggedy man?
Doing all you can to look like Raggedy Ann
Alex:
Check you out, punk, yes, I know you feel it
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video
You little faggot hoe
Please give me some shit to work with
'Cause right now I'm all it, kid
Suck my dick, kid, like your daddy did
Damien:
Who the fuck you think you're talking to? (Me)
I'm known for eating little whiny chumps like you (whatever)
All up in my face with that "are you ready?"
But halitosis is all you're rocking steady
You little fairy, smelling on your flowers
Nappy hairy chest, look, it's Austin Powers (aw, yeah, baby)
I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes, clod
But you said it best, there's no place to hide
Alex:
What the fuck ya saying? You're a pimp, whatever, Limp dick
Damien needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying
Wanna be Funkdoobiest when you're playing
Ripping up a bad counterfeit, faking
Plus your bills, I'm paying
You can't eat that shit every day, Dames
Lay off the bacon (say what, say what?)
Damien:
You better watch your fucking mouth, Al
Alex:
So, you hate me
Damien:
And I hate you
Alex:
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (yeah)
Damien:
I hate you
Alex:
And you hate me
Damien:
You know what?
It's all in the family
Alex:
Look at you, fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice
Throwing rhymes at me like, oh shit, alright, Vanilla Ice
Ya better run, run while ya can (say what?)
Can never fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit (say what?)
At least I got a PHAT original band
Damien:
Who's hot, who's not? (You)
You best step back, Korn on the cob (okay)
You need a new job (ha)
Time to take them mic skills
Back to the dentist and buy yourself a new grill (fuck you)
You pumpkin pie, I'll jack off in your eye
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters
But you just can't get away (get a-gay)
Because it's doomsday, kid, it's doomsday
Alex:
So, I hate you!
Damien:
And you hate me
Alex:
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (yeah, yeah, you got it)
Damien:
I hate you
Alex:
And you hate me
Damien:
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (yeah, yeah)
You call yourself a singer? (Yep)
You're more like Jerry Springer (oh, cool)
Your favorite band is Winger (Winger?)
And all you eat is Zingers
You're like a Fruity Pebble
Your favorite flag is rebel (yeehaw)
It's just too bad that you're a fag and on a lower level
Alex:
So you're from Jacksonville, kicking it like Buffalo Bill
Getting butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck
While your sister's on her knees (oh yeah?)
Waiting for your little peanut
Damien:
Wait, where'd you get that little dance? (Over here)
Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako
Where your father had your mother
Your mother had your brother (nuh-uh)
It's just too bad your father's mad, your mother's now your lover
Alex:
Come on, hillbilly
Can your horse do a fucking wheelie?
You love it down south and, boy
You sure do got a purdy mouth
I hate you
Damien:
And you hate me
Alex:
You know what, you know what? (Yeah)
It's all in the family (you got it, you got it)
Damien:
And I hate you (yeah)
Alex:
And you hate me
Damien:
You know what, you know what?
It's all in the family (you got it, you got it)
Alex:
And I love you
Damien:
And I want you
Alex:
And I'll suck you
Damien:
And I'll fuck you
Alex:
And I'll butt-fuck you
Damien:
And I'll eat you
Alex:
And I'll lick your little dick, motherfucker
(Say what, say what, what, say what?)
@rainbowsidesofacat
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Ride up - 12 lessons in England
I've just moved to the UK for university and I started taking riding lessons at the place affiliated with the university in November? Maybe October.
Guys. I'm having a really nice time.
There was that initial weird sussing-out moment from the horse people, been sitting on a bunch of school ponies, couple of schoolmasters, but now sort of moving towards schoolmasters/babies and onto the More Exciting horses. They sort of tested me out with a Big Bay warmblood/Irish Draft gelding schoolmaster in my first lesson this year (who handed my ass to me a little, but I won't lie I loved it, 10/10 would do again) and then I had sort of a rough ride on a lesson pony who'd been trouble in the school (the lesson before, I'd gotten this just GORGEOUS 13hh skewbald pony pulled out of the New Forest as a feralish young mare with a foal at foot, 8ish years old and cute as a button, and JUST like a pony I used to ride back at home. The coach kept shouting out,
'She looks really happy!' and tbh I was glad because I was having a fantastic time on her, pressing all her lil buttons. She had ALL the transitions in place, from halt to canter and back down to halt. She had a lil leg yield! And a not-half-bad shoulder-in. Maybe the nicest I'd managed to ride lateral-work). And then I had a rough ride and felt very dejected because other Trouble School Pony didn't magically turn angelic for me like the previous Trouble School Pony (tbh I came off him 45 minutes later feeling as if I'd made the problem worse, not better).
And then on Monday I got Bob
Bob is REALLY FRIGGING CUTE. He's a big (16h+) Irish Cob/drum horse type, with stupid big hairy feet and a dumb white face, one brown one blue eye, a MOUSTACHE (!) with funny dark ears and a blue roan/sabino thing going on. He's a looker. About 8 years old, comes from a maybe not so nice home (origin story unclear) and the instructor describes him to me as 'a bit tense' when I'm getting on. And she's standing at my knee looking up at me, and I suddenly felt 15 years old with my old instructor from back home standing next to me and talking me through a new horse before a ride. It felt good to remember that I've got hours under my belt and experience, LOTS of different horses and mostly successful rides. Some real bad ones thrown in there, but when I look back at those really bad rides later, they're probably the ones where I learnt the most about myself, the ones that changed me for the better.
And I just sort of had a ride and enjoyed it. And it was simple. Calm. A little wiggly sometimes, a bit messy on the right rein, but he was an uncomplicated, fundamentally good loveable baby who just wanted to do a good job. He tried so very hard. His feet are Very Big and hairy and cantering is hard work, but he tried his best at laterals. He was very, very sweet. And we had fun together and were both better for it and I'd happily do it again.
And that's where I'm at. Next lesson's on Monday evening.
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Hi all! It's that time of year again and I've entered the Horsemanship Showcase! Video is now live for voting until 20th December 2021.
The voting system this year is to mark three categories out of ten, and you do need to enter a name and an email address to vote. This is to stop multiple votes or spam votes
I hope you enjoy the video, currently I'm in the wrong category (oops, should be in Novice) and the link previews the other videos.. 😂
#theatre#horse#equine#hairy cob#cob#traditionalcob#horseblr#naturalhorsemanship#natural horsemanship#blue eyes#performance#equine theatre
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Horsemanship Showcase 2022!
It's live! :D
Click the thingy!
https://horsemanshipshowcase.com/contest-entries/alex-poppy/
This is out almost-last-minute entry to the Organised Equestrian Horsemanship Showcase for 2022. Please click through to watch and rate/comment if you feel like it. The top three scoring entires are passed on to the judges' panel at the Showcase on the 5th and 6th November.
Thank you so much to Morgan for assisting with filming.
Outfit/props made or adjusted by me except the glowing belt bits and pouches which are by Darkblade Larp.
^ photo by Chris Knight (Knightpics) with Kate L. riding Poppy. Kate’s outfit by herself, everything else made/adjusted by us.
#horse#traditional cob#liberty horses#horsemanship#hairy cob#poppy#showcase 2022#horsemanship showcase#forest#fantasy forest#fae#iberian tack#irish cob#horseblr#horsblr#larp#lrp#empire larp
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Tongues• a.beauvillier
(You love when Anthony speaks French to you during sex)
Warning(s): Smut; male!dom
I’m using Google Translate for this so if some of the words are wrong, I’m sorry.
Song Inspired By: S&M by Rihanna
I laid on my bed on my stomach in just a towel and on my phone, I was calling my friend. “Yeah, did you hear what she fucking said?” I asked over the phone.
“Yes, bitch, she was like Y/n’s man is all types of sexy and I can’t wait to have him in my panties.” She said and I laughed, “She is delirious. She has fucking cob webs down there because no one wants to fuck her, hairy ass pussy and shit.” I said and Anthony eyes widen.
He smacked my ass, “Babe!” He said, “Does he know?” My friend asked, “He heard us.” I laughed and she chuckled. “Her pussy probably stinks.” I said and Anthony pouts.
“Don’t talk about people.” He said and I pushed him away from me, “But anyways girly, I have to go Anthony is gonna yell at me. I love you.” I said playing with my hair.
She laughed, “Ok, love you too.” She said and hangs up on me. Anthony shook his head at me, “No whore is allowed to throw themselves at my man.” I said to him.
“That was mean though.” He pouts, “Okay and?” I said and he rolled his eyes playfully. “I love you.” I said to him, “I love you too, aimer.” He said and I bit my lip.
He knew how much I loved when he talked to me in French, I dropped my towel in front of him and he smirks at me. “You look very beautiful.” He said to me and I crawl to him.
“Why aren’t you naked?” I asked him, I was sitting in a riding position and he was staring at my bald pussy. I spread my legs so more so he could see my wetness.
I arch my back a little and moan. His cock hardened and he grunts, “Come here.” He said to me and I sit in his lap. He finger touched my pussy and I jerk forwards.
“You are so wet.” He said in my ear and nibbled my ear lobe, “You speaking French makes me like that.” I said to him, “It’s sexy.” He said with a laugh and I nodded my head.
He laid me on the bed and kissed up my thighs, “Mmm princesse ta chatte sent si bon.” He said and I moaned, “I don’t know what you just said but fuck don’t stop.” I moaned.
His tongue goes inside me, “Tu as même bon goût.” He said and I moan, I grip his hair and he moans against my pussy. His head comes up from my pussy and his chin is glistening with my juices.
“I need to get naked too.” He said to me, “Say it it French for me, daddy.” I said and touched my clit, “J'ai besoin de me mettre nue aussi.” He said and I bit my lip.
He smacked my hand away, “Exploiter.” He said and I bit my lip, “I just said mine if you didn’t know.” He chuckled and I nod, “That’s hot.” I said to him. He took his clothes off and smirks at me.
“You are so big, daddy.” I moaned softly, “Tu es super sexy bébé.” He replied to me and I bit my lip, he walked to the night stand and grabs a condom. He rolled it on and smiled at me.
He gets back on the bed, he leaned down and kissed my lips. He kissed me passionately and stuck his dick in me, I gasped and he stuck his tongue in my mouth.
“Daddy.” I moaned, gripping the bed sheets, “Calme magnifique, nous avons des voisins.” He said and I kiss his neck, “Harder!” I screamed in pleasure and he pounds me harder.
My legs wrapped around his waist as he hits my g-spot, “God I needed to fuck you all day.” I said to him, “Me too, babygirl.” He says in my ear, “Je vous aime.” He said in my ear.
“I love you too, baby.” I moaned and his face goes in my neck, his thrust become deeper, I knew he was close to cumming cause of the way he was bottoming out in me.
His hips roll against mine and I knew this was the point was was gonna cum, “I’m gonna help you cum too, princess.” He said to me. His fingers flick my clit and my hips jerk forward.
“Agh fuck.” He moaned in my ear, “Baby!” I gasped and made claw marks down his back, knowing they probably will bleed soon. “I’m gonna cum!” I scream in pleasure.
He nods with his head in my neck, “Cum with me babygirl, cum with me.” He said and I clench around him, his cock twitched in me, we both came at the same time.
“Shit.” He said, riding out our highs, he lays on top of me then sighed. “Ready?” He asked and I nod, he pulled out of me and I whined at the loss of contact with him.
He rolled the condom off of his dick, tied it up, then threw it out. He lays next to me and I put my head on his chest, “I’ll need another shower. Care to join me?” I asked him, “Sure.” He smirks, hopping up and takes us to the shower.
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corn on the cob isn't good? ma'am......
the majority of corn cobs ive eaten in my life. 99.8% of them. have been boiled. wet. hairy. butter doesn't even stick it just slides right off. al dente. overcooked. takes your eye out when you bite it. takes your mom's eye out. gets stuck in your teeth for the next 40 years. no taste at all.
i had a grilled one at a carnival that was nice. but it was only nice. and that was only once.
potatoes are more versitile, and peas are more exciting (which is a sick burn to use on someone if you ever need to)
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Y’all are so transparent, wishing Harry will end a relationship he seems happy with, laughing at him being dragged without knowing the backstory, judging his personality, dragging old shit that happened when he was 18... all for what? Because he won’t stick his dick in your crusty musty filled with cob webs pussy? He doesn’t know you exist Margaret, and he never will. If he had the displeasure of crossing paths with you, the first thought on his mind would be that you’re the ugliest bitch he’s ever seen, and then he would completely forget he’d even laid eyes on you. Meanwhile you have spent god knows how long with your fingers up your smelly hairy cunt thinking about his dick. You have not spent one day without thinking about him since the first time you became a fan, and you won’t for a very long time. You and your fat smelly anons can act tough and edgy all you want but at the end of the day, fingers up your snatch thinking about him. Every single day. You really act superior in your blog dedicated to write in graphic detail your fantasies of meeting him. It’s just so fucking funny. You would cream and shit yourself if you had him in front of you. “He’s an Aquarius.” You’re a miserable cunt.
You’re an ugly, lonely, miserable cunt who will die alone and unfucked.
my name isn’t Margaret but thank u
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So my yearling has two Welsh yearlings in with him but what does he play with? An empty feed bucket 😂😂 he’s not right.
#yearling#gypsy cob#traditional cob#foal#baby horse#red#red bucket#playing#bucking#horse rearing#rearing#exciting#excited#funny#stupid horse#2016 foal#cob#feather#hairy#horse#horses#horses of tumblr#horses of instagram#my love
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Okay, since it’s Christmas/New Year, your local ginger Jorvik-obsessed grinch is feeling vaguely festive. So, as a present, I gift to you a long Charlie x Josh piece, which explores how they met and is full of nauseating fluff and so much sweetness you’ll probably have to go to the dentist for cavities. It’s under the cut, happy holidays- now let me grinch in peace.
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When the roads of Jorvik became blanketed in at least two foot of snow overnight, traffic ground to a halt. There was no way lorries and cars were getting through this. The owners of the delicate warmblood horses tucked them away in their stalls, wrapping them up more carefully than any Christmas present. Suddenly, the landscape was dotted with hairy, sturdy ponies and cobs, the only horses capable of ploughing their way through the deep drifts to get where they needed to be.
But Charlie could.
Isolated from the rest of Jorvik, the rangers of Redwood Point worried about how they’d feed their horses. Rovar’s Gap had drifts up to their armpits. No feed lorry could get through there.
Right now, she was in Silverglade village, loading supplies into a well-crafted sleigh. Standing patiently at the front, their breath curling into white clouds of steam, were Dreamweaver and Foxfire, known more commonly by their stable names, Fancy and Sven, respectively. The two grey Irish cobs could have passed for twins were it not for Sven’s paler coat. It had been a long time since Chas had worked the two in harness together, but she’d dug the old leather out from her tack room, shined it up, and borrowed a sleigh from the Jarlassons, who bred and drove Clydesdales.
The two harnessed horses drew a crowd of curious children, all wrapped up to the ears in scarves and hats and mittens by their doting parents. Sven, good natured as ever, bent his great shaggy head down to their affection. Fancy kept hers up and haughty, but still had a crowd of admirers. The mare almost seemed to be posing, aware of how striking she looked in the brass and leather gear.
Charlie flicked her red hair out of her eyes with the back of her hand as she noticed a stir over by Steve’s barn. She glanced back at the loading process, but Courtney, Big Bonny, and Lance, who was back in the village visiting his parents for Christmas, rather than at Starshine, were all helping out. They seemed to have it well under control, so Charlie made her way curiously towards the barn.
She didn’t expect to see Josh holding court, but that’s exactly what she saw. Blankets and cushions were spread out over the floor of the barn, and a group of entranced teenagers were gathered while he told a story with lively gestures and his wonderfully free grin. He had a lock of his white-blonde hair falling into his eyes, and Charlie wanted to brush it out of the way. She’d offered to cut it, but he said he liked the longer length. And it suited him. Softened his features a little.
Charlie took her eyes off her boyfriend and let them wander over the group of teens. These few had chosen to stay for the winter Jorvik experience, rather than the oh-so-popular summer camp. She wondered how many of them would stay on at the end, like she had, two years ago now.
But then again, she thought as she glanced over to Josh with a small internal smile, I had love to make me stay, and that’s a powerful motivator.
None of the teens looked older than fifteen, and Charlie, though she was only nineteen, suddenly felt rather old, envying their fresh faces, their innocence, their differences all lost in the face of their shared love for horses. She hoped none of them would have to learn of the Soul Riders, and the fine and dangerous line they walked between good and evil to keep the two separate. Across the miles that separated Starshine Ranch and Silverglade, Charlie felt Stargazer sense her sudden weariness. She knew that the handsome chestnut Jorvik Warmblood raised his head from his grazing, gazing across the river as though he could see her.
‘Are you okay, dear heart?’ His resonant voice asked her gently in her mind.
‘I’m fine, fire horse. Not a thing to worry your head about.’ Her response seemed to settle him, but she could feel his concern linger, so she added; ‘Go back to your grazing. We’re not strong enough to do this for long without a headache yet.’
He sent her a wave of affection that she returned, then she felt his presence leave her mind as she returned to the here-and-now.
Josh was spinning the youngsters a tale that he’d once fooled her with; the Jackalope story. He hadn’t noticed her yet, so she leant quietly against a wooden column and folded her arms, listening to the same soothing drawl that lulled her to sleep on the bad nights. He didn’t understand all that she did to keep Jorvik and then the world from descending into chaos, but he knew all about nightmares. And he was the one thing that kept them at bay for her, just as she did for him.
“…I zagged and I zigged, but the beast caught me… with the razor-sharp teeth of a rabbit and the pent up anger of an antelope, it gored me through my favourite foot!”
Charlie covered her mouth with her sleeve, suppressing a snigger. She knew this game of his well. He’d see how ridiculous he could get before someone caught on. It was how they whiled away the long hours of herding cattle between Starshine and Mistfall, him with his story-telling and her backing him up, straight-faced, as they rode along.
“When the winter wind blows, I still feel the sting…” Josh dropped his voice ominously, and Charlie gained a petty amusement from the way the younger teens clung to each other’s arms, “…and my foot’s never been the same since. I won’t show you the scar, the sight of it would horrify you! To this day I can’t take my boots off in front of others.”
He straightened up from his looming posture and the young riders glanced at each other nervously, clearly spooked. Charlie remembered being at their stage well. Experienced enough to know that Jorvik was a magical place, and yet…not wise enough to know what to believe.
“What do ya think?” Josh asked cheerfully, seemingly unaware of his nervous audience, but Charlie caught the glint of mischief in his hazel-green eyes. He looked around, finally spotting her. She lifted one hand from her folded arms, gave him a tiny wave. He gave that heart-flipping grin of hers, and a sly wink. Play along. She could do that.
“Well obviously,” she said, keeping her voice neutral and deadpan as she pushed off the column and sauntered forwards, “you zagged when you should have zigged.”
Her words garnered the attention of the teens, and she heard their flurry of whispers. All things she’d heard before.
“…she’s the one who got trained by those weird druids…”
“…I heard her horse is the bravest in Jorvik …”
“…well I heard they’re both equally crazy…they ride stunts no sane person or horse would try…”
“…she knows Anne Von Blyssen, the dressage rider…”
But she kept her attention on Josh. The teens’ distraction gave him enough time to arrange his face in a very good mockery of surprise.
“You mean some kinda zig-zag manoeuvre? That’s so crazy it might actually work! Gotta pass that to my buddies in the US.”
“You do that.” Charlie remarked with a grin, before turning to the teens. “Alright kids, story time’s over. You guys have horses to take care of.”
They scattered faster than those unnervingly stealthy chickens at Sunfield Farm. Chas wandered up to Josh, stepping into his waiting embrace and wrapping her arms around his torso. She buried her face in his shirt, breathing in his scent. Pine and fresh air and saddle oil.
“Hi,” she said happily into his shoulder, tightening her hold as his hand stroked her hair, “what brings you to Steve’s?”
“Hi yourself darlin’,” he responded quietly, “picking up some feed for Mary’s sheep. What are you up to then?”
Charlie gestured vaguely behind her in the direction of the sleigh. “Taking supplies up to Redwood Point. Can’t get a lorry up that slope with the snow, never mind over the bridge.”
Charlie gave an internal shudder at the thought of any motor vehicle trying to cross that stone arch in snow. It was bad enough without. She felt Josh’s chin move on her hair as he looked towards the sleigh.
“Smart.” he said approvingly, and she felt a pleased warmth at the compliment, stepping back from his embrace to move around to his side. He wrapped one arm around her shoulders, and she put hers around his waist, as they wandered outside, strides in sync. “Looks like we’ve got a little time before they finish loading.”
Charlie gave a hum of agreement. She glanced over to the young riders, now fetching their mounts from Steve’s paddock. Their orange tops, swapped from t-shirts to thick fleeces for the winter, marked them out as visitors. Their loaned horses, the Jorvik Warmbloods that Moorland specialised in, were shaggy with their thick winter fur. Charlie was pleased to note there were a couple of boys among the riders. Moorland’s riding camps had always had a bit of a gender imbalance, but that seemed to be changing.
“I remember being one of them.” Chas said a little nostalgically, shooting Josh a mischievous grin as they ambled up to the runestone on the tiny hill behind Steve’s taking in the view. “Simpler times, eh?”
“Worse times,” Josh said firmly, “because I wasn’t with you.”
“You sap.” Charlie nudged him affectionately with her elbow, before standing on tiptoe to kiss his cheek, fully aware of just how cold her lips were. He retaliated by tickling her ribs under her thick fisherman-knit jumper and she squirmed away, putting her hands on her hips in mock-offence. He pouted teasingly at her, before opening his arms. Unable to stay mad at him, even as a joke, she accepted his hug.
“First time I saw you, you were one of them,” Josh recalled, gazing down towards Moorland. Chas cocked her head and he glanced at her from the corner of his eye, “but I never told you about that, did I?”
Chas shook her head. “You have to tell me now.”
Josh cleared snow off the low stone wall and sat, pulling him down with her. “It was in the days before the ranch, when I still worked at Moorland…”
“A year before,” Chas recalled, “that was when I arrived.”
“Right,” Josh nodded, “your hair was all blonde and spiky and short then.”
Chas held a strand of her long red hair and examined it. Sometimes she still thought she could see blonde dye at the very ends, though it had been so long since she’d dyed it.
“Anyway, there you were, this spiky scrap of a girl with that stallion that everyone else gave up on for his temper, but you saw yourself in him…and I remember lookin’ at you two and thinking…”
They looked like they’d like to fight the world. And they looked like they might just win too.
That was what Josh thought when he saw them. Loretta had wandered over to introduce the newest batch of summer campers, giving him some half-hearted flirting since Justin wasn’t paying her any attention. As usual, the oblivious boy remained…well, oblivious.
They were the usual bunch of fresh-faced horsey hopefuls, wide-eyed and wondering. Most of them were British, and stared at his Western gear in abject fascination.
But she was different. It wasn’t that she wasn’t British. She was, and when she spoke it was a Highland Scots accent that sounded like the river rolling over smooth stones. It was her attitude. She stood apart from the others, tall and lean as a whip, golden eyes distrustful and sharp as a fox. At her back stood that stallion, Stargazer. Josh knew that stallion all too well. He was a rescue. Nobody knew his past, but he treated each human as though they were his mortal enemy. He’d launched the farrier through a stable partition just last week, and nobody in Moorland stables hadn’t experienced the fiery chestnut’s wrath. With the exception of Justin, the only human Stargazer seemed to tolerate. And even then, only barely.
Yet here that fiery devil-horse stood, muzzle nearly touching this strange girl’s shoulder. He was more fierce than a knight guarding a royal, or a dragon guarding a damsel, like in the stories Josh’s mother had read him as a child, tucked up in bed in their Wyoming mountain cabin. What kind of magic had she worked? Not, of course, that magic was real (or so he thought at the time) but if it was, she had to have used it.
Her hair was in spikes that seemed to represent her personality. When she answered a question her responses were often monosyllabic, always cutting. Her face was striking, a straight arrogant nose, a strong, sharp jaw, heavily freckled from the summer sun, but never showed a smile or even a twitch of her lips.
Josh was intrigued by her, he couldn’t deny it. His mother had never tired of reminding her that troubled people led others into trouble, but he found himself around the troubled ones, humans and horses alike, all too often.
“Charlie Rainford. Strange kid.” Thomas had remarked, his dark eyes, so like his son’s, watching the new riders take care of their horses. The girl, Charlie, seemed to be in her own world with Stargazer, the usually temperamental stallion dozing as she brushed him. “Won’t talk about her parents or home life at all. Just that they sent her here to get her out of the way. Horses make her happy, and she’s a natural. I’d swear she’s ridden before- and maybe she has. But she’s reckless- rides like the Devil’s chasing her. And if she doesn’t, then the horse runs like it anyway. They’re bad as each other.”
Josh let his gaze drift to her again. “He thrown her off yet?”
“He tried. Bucking, bolting, nearly flipped over. Went the whole nine yards. She stuck like a limpet and hasn’t had a problem since.”
Josh was fascinated. What had made Stargazer take to her? Why hadn’t she given up on the sour horse like everyone else?
From that day on, as much as Josh tried to break the habit, he couldn’t help but notice Charlie Rainford whenever she was nearby.
“Really? I caught your attention even then?” Charlie was amazed. She remembered that first meeting. She’d been hurt and a little disoriented over her parents abruptly launching her to Jorvik, finally having had enough of her constant chaos and troublemaking in a desperate bid to get them to look at her, their daughter, rather than an expense, someone to be paraded at parties for all their rich friends then hidden away again. Jorvik was strange, loud and confusing. The only thing that had made sense was Stargazer, that let-down, angry look in his eyes the same as hers, and she’d known instinctively that all he needed was someone who wouldn’t give up on him.
She’d noticed Josh as she trailed at the back of the group, distancing herself. He’d seemed friendly, polite, but distant. A couple of years older than most of the summer camp riders. She’d heard the other girls whispering about him in the stables, about how “cute” he was. All she’d seen was another person to potentially let her down if she got close. So she’d stuck to Stargazer, the horse becoming her rock and anchor, the only thing that supported her as her world was turned upside down by magic and mayhem.
Eventually though, that had changed. The quiet, calming manner Josh always had around spooked horses had gradually worked on her, settling her. He’d shared his dreams of having a ranch with her, and in response to him letting his guard down, she’d confided her past in him. Though he hadn’t quite understood the whole Soul Rider business, he’d supported her through it, eased her grief over Elizabeth when the time came. And she always knew when he needed a distraction from his homesickness, or just someone to listen to him.
At the end of Charlie’s summer camp, she’d flat-out told her parents she wasn’t coming home. She was a legal adult, Jorvik needed her and accepted her for who she was. The other reason, of course, was her steadily growing love for Josh, which she hadn’t admitted to anyone then, not even to herself.
The admission of their feelings had come at Christmas last year, in a beautiful yet all-too-cliche mistletoe moment carefully set up by Alex and Maya (with how clueless those two were about eachother, Charlie thought, it was a miracle they’d clued into Josh and Charlie) at a party hosted by the Moorlands. And now, here they were. Charlie looked at Josh’s side profile, suddenly aware of how very lucky she was. He turned his head and caught her looking, smiling at her. She traced his features with her gaze.
“What are you lookin’ at?” he asked her, pulling her closer against his side. Charlie shook her head, feeling a faint warmth in her cheeks.
“Nothing at all,” she murmured, “merry Christmas, sweetheart.”
He tilted her chin up with a finger, dropping a sweet kiss on her lips before grinning at her. “And happy anniversary too.”
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Excuse me sir, there seems to be a boiled egg in my wine.
For a single gal like myself, Valentine’s Day is only relevant through possible discounts in chocolates or 2for1 movie tickets. February 14th is also a day to celebrate friendship in Finland, but there is little romance to expect in my personal life. I do however, have high expectations on whatever this year’s Valentine’s Day brings to the mythical world of GMM.
Last year’s chocolate week may be impossible to beat, but today, Rhett and Link start settling into the romantic mood with wine. Gallons of wine. Because, as Link points out, if you’re not that excited about Valentine’s, wine helps.
But what happens when you leave things into your jar of Liquid Pleasure for a whole month? Let’s talk about that!
When talking about wine, of course, you need to put on your best French beret and your worst French accent. Equipped with both, they guys stick their tongs into the first jar in order to see what happens to a corn on the cob when soaked in the red liquid for a month. Turns out, not only is the structure of a corn cob very complex, but also, wine stains the husks and the cob, but somehow does not penetrate the kernels. But Link should know better than to leave Rhett’s dink hanging. That can only lead to issues later.
I could say you get what you asked for, Link, because Rhett bluntly refuses to accept the offered strawberry in the second round, and instead shoves a boiled egg in Link’s mouth. A hard-boiled egg doesn’t quite have as romantic of a feel as a strawberry. I think we need more wine to fix this!
What I find interesting is that the corn soaked in wine appears to be still in a fairly edible state (or if it wasn’t, oops!), but the eggs - which have been boiled and should therefore be pretty sterile going in, somehow developed a hairy exterior. (Oh, and FYI, charcoal is literally the most organic thing there is. Organic equals carbon based, and charcoal is mostly carbon. Sorry for the rant. I’ll stop here.) But how did the mold get into the jars? Where did it come from? A fresh bottle of wine should not contain mold. I think the Mythical science lab needs to a good scrub - or did they use the Smosh side of the building for their experiments? Why did I end up reading about reactions of calcium carbonate with alcohol after this round? Was the egg really hairy like the charcoal, or what if the acids of the wine somehow reacted with the eggshell (now that I read that calcium carbonate is not soluble in ethanol). Brain, focus!
In the next round, we are to guess what happens to grapes left in wine. I know that if you add raisins in a bottle of mead, they get fizzy in a few days, and that has something to do with the fermenting process. But are raisins made from red grapes or green grapes? Oh, well, either way, now I can’t get the mental picture of Link sitting on a Sodastream. Accident or not, we all know he loves his bidet, so it’s really not that far a stretch. I love how creative the writing team gets with these questions!
“There is an inverse correlation between tannine concentration and fizziness.” Who knew Link has the ability to BS everyone with such convincing pseudo-scientific facts? I’m impressed, and so was Rhett, for a second. Of course, it soon turned out Link was wrong.
I found an article about Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle business on the Guardian, and apparently the candle is supposed to smell nothing like a Filet-o-Fish. Go read the article, based on the description of the candle, it also smells nothing like an actual vagina. Though, maybe Gwyneth does spray perfume in hers... Who knew I’d end up writing the previous sentences online while talking about GMM?
In GMMore, Rhett and Link try different boxed wines, maybe so they’ll know which box to get for Valentine’s? Turns out, they both appear to be pretty enthusiastic about wine, and take their task surprisingly seriously. For the most part.
Watching Rhett and Link taste wines and chat is actually pretty relaxing. Based on them choosing the most expensive wines as the best tasting ones, the official part of the wine tasting probably was pretty accurate, but they ended up not hating the onion wine at the end, and that makes me wonder if they proved right my suspicion that the more you drink, the better the wine tastes - and if you drink long enough, even an onion wine is tasty? I do wish we’d get to see the More More of this episode...
#gmm#gmmore#gmm 1686#rhett and link#leaving things in wine for a month#tasting boxed wines#onion wine
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Sudan made light rail images with sugar cane
Kar 499R Lory that has a belt connected to 2 gear as Ae technologies as in the song link below dude
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When i see the house in the link below its my dream house dude, woman wanna have sex with me in that house Girl to enjoy, not all that big
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Sudan made light rail images with sugar cane, say de trut and a shame the devil
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When u have known how to make gadgets as though by being bad as Germans long time can make u come up with the same is a hoax then be good dude and in ya own nation have made the same, so stop the sick thinking that u must live in Eu or America to make the same and with any tribe as now u have witnessed those machines can even be made in grass thatched houses in the slums as in the song link below
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNFQO6JNCKQ
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With You-tong china buses made with egg placed inside solutions as named above in a close dark container like water tanks or big super drum or placed not in chicken intestine or mouth but on of a cow like, Kinda, bro and with any big machine like cars or generator as u can pour out charcoal water or purple fruit as well in the cows mouth. With bullet train is cut raw paw paw while tankers is Bringanya dude. Pili pili hoho makes cars which attracts the draws ya attention b4 again it does the reverse and former again and again until walk away from it as one in love with young kids who drive such as its the spirit dude. Milk made cars take the day as breeds a spirit in ya of no concern dude. The new sound systems as in the link below as well made as above but with cut cabbage in the mouth or semi-ripe mango piece in the mouth
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I want to be left all alone like missiles in Arsenal as tampered with can detonate as in the song links below
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aKKwRXLRkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF7TvXu4lSY
When the self charging battery made in Zimbabwe as in the link below placed in Mini-drones as well don’t atrophies and can reach u to the USA or Eu from another continent above or below the earth routes or even in E-motor bikes eliminates the syndrome of not going up the mountain easily as mentioned earlier, defile that law as it always climbed the hill dude
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/zimbabwe-firm-invents-self-charging-battery-david-chifunyise
https://www.aol.co.uk/cars/2017/07/07/watch-hilarious-moment-an-italian-tuk-tuk-fails-to-climb-a-hill/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS91cmw_c2E9dCZyY3Q9aiZxPSZlc3JjPXMmc291cmNlPXdlYiZjZD0mdmVkPTJhaFVLRXdqSnpLS2tnNXJyQWhWT3hZVUtIYkN6Qkc0UUZqQUFlZ1FJQlJBQiZ1cmw9aHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZ3d3cuYW9sLmNvLnVrJTJGY2FycyUyRjIwMTclMkYwNyUyRjA3JTJGd2F0Y2gtaGlsYXJpb3VzLW1vbWVudC1hbi1pdGFsaWFuLXR1ay10dWstZmFpbHMtdG8tY2xpbWItYS1oaWxsJTJGJnVzZz1BT3ZWYXcwZlhrTDFXU3RNMDhodVE4RUNsSGJF&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEBW9xOoZ0qs4PR-SGBXfKZu4fC0Lfsks5M5KKVquFLsE7K8ZfH9j6ku7SNHobkew8mEJU8YiSZcmUkZAv-zUYmNyo5DCZVFA3Dy7sc8C9V3m6UTwwsfBUojBW1f1QFATO4Q3k9XaafQYMCgbu3KDPBwjyEvS6RWIwPtoJdI0kra
Getting songs out YouTube and many writings, pretending such aint good 4 them, yet want to blow up the servers as with Lebanon and create another war to take such and make their bro, after long many have forgotten. But happy we are now many nations can face another, no fear as they got equal nuclear power as missiles to sway their such dubious thoughts as above away.
Sometimes when u want to move ahead, he crops up with lame excuses, saying now u belittle his step and no the case, wanting ya to stay around with him as not get to another place. Let me get far so we don’t share that, he wants not, they had marked u from birth to want to eat ya corpse which if u stay a way from them, kinda, is like a poison to them dude. Stop that bro, fight 4 ya life 1st not community, let other die is they cant fight like u, just like with in a shoot out, people don’t save others 1st but their lives 1st, if u want to love another, 1st love thy self properly by even sleeping on the ground 4 the bullet to get no hold on ya. After the whole incident is when u locate 4 ya brother as police reports, in hospitals, jails or Morgue don’t do the reverse as with esp Kikuyu blooded to create a public look they are good bro
U can cut the photo of the siren gas cylinder in the link below to make in the boom process using city Garbage and placing all mentioned to be placed like with mango seed, clothes, artificial stone or water lilies
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5750919/vx-nerve-gas-agent-thallium-sarin-ricin/
Pull the rope as with synonymous with Kids Toy cars to start operating even charge ya phone Self-charging generator images Tunisia made dude
https://www.kaercher.com/tn/accessory/battery-pack-bp-250-18-66543640.html
Buy shares and make money online dude as in the link below bro
https://top-investion.space/tradezi/index-en.php?btag=a7072-b4816-p0-cKE-u32994350001597387186-f4bc24q5lpc8wj2ad&campaign=1&a_aid=7072&serial=exclusive2_7072_EN–English&p1=4bc24q5lpc8wj2ad
Even yam makes houses in the boom process when dry leave pods of trees like acacia placed as described below. But we know not if artificial made such as above, banana or yam, makes durable bricks or houses as grown 1 and thats the debate which if so, makes every country equal provided they got enough to feed her population b4 setting such for building is artificial made 1 is bristle as soak up by water more easily than grown 1. If so every country equal as with not eaten ones as flower has no repercussion as any nation can make artificial thus making those producing state more poor than those trading on food crops and even tea not eaten but drunk dude, so think on the line bro.
Click the links below to find a glimpse of what made in Uganda, b4 u leap dude
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/africa/uganda-unveils-firefighting-vehicle-with-eye-on-us/1796497
https://edge.ug/2017/12/01/mbarara-p-7-leaver-makes-ugandas-first-private-helicopter/
kantaka bus made in Ghana images dude
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35175324
Drone engine illuminate on a solar panel from inside the cargo drone that chain-store should use to add shipping cost as ya convenience as in the link below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLR6c6ovJ20
Artificial tea goodness is that, it makes ya head as 4head more shape-full and small as opposed to grown 1 from red soil that may do the reverse on a small magnitude
Areas where purple, pixie and passion fruit is much grown as both are used to make machines with their won benefits as dislike with of men and women and children as good 4 1 gender and bad 4 another, official car or personal car as people judge ya dude, so buy wisely but both can be made much in the boom process by placing Purple fruit or artificial stone, cloth in the boom process
https://www.frutas-hortalizas.com/Fruits/Origin-production-Passion-fruit.html
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=images+of+tamarilo+fruit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_producing_countries_of_agricultural_commodities
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangosteen
http://www.fao.org/3/x9895E/x9895e02.htm
https://www.google.com/search?q=countries+where+purple+fruit+is+much+grown&client=firefox-b-d&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=MQN4Yry-d7KDbM%252CmoqH1ym4BMMxJM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kTx4uGoYu9NVQDCTF3k8w4OIsl6ig&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6k4T47JrrAhW1UhUIHRTLDUYQ9QEwEHoECAkQBw&biw=1280&bih=910
https://www.google.com/search?q=countries+where+pixy+fruit+is+much+grown&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj4we3D7prrAhXF34UKHd6VBQUQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=countries+where+pixy+fruit+is+much+grown&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1CZyAVY8OQFYPLrBWgBcAB4AIABqQOIAcwQkgEHMi01LjEuMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=Epo2X_jwOMW_lwTeq5Yo&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-d
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&ei=oZo2X8OvJPXS1fAPw92C0AM&q=countries+where+pixie+fruit+is+much+grown&oq=countries+where+pixie+fruit+is+much+grown&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQR1D9YFj5Z2C7cGgAcAF4AIAB-gSIAb8IkgEHMi0yLjUtMZgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXrAAQE&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiDhPGH75rrAhV1aRUIHcOuADoQ4dUDCAs&uact=5
https://www.farmafrica.org/uganda/sweet-potatoes-for-prosperity
https://www.tridge.com/intelligences/sweet-potato/production
Pixie fruits makes paints or machine that u long to look 4 a short time as having a glimpse as 1 locate 1 and see maturity in 2nd hand to leave that man all alone as maybe of business character and knows the do’s and dont’s of life but shinny dude. Best 4 women car is Cassava or Jackfruit made while 4 men is milk- no 1 concerns about ya as eaten of his measure not to want to eat and longing not that much but to find his mate as the spirits dude out of my research bro. But pixie car more shinny dude as of blood is shinny but from inside as opposed to pixie, as Illinois land draws u close to it as Grape-made cars or pineapple or pixie draws u 1st to draw u away. Of blood can take ya to hell and 1 sees ya as not loving humanity dude.
Listen to the Riddim songs in the link below dude
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=super+marcus+2020+
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dj+tecnics+alonside+fayamama+mix
If u build ya cities on lake land the at the shore, kinda, is above the water level as slope is bad dude, reasons why such lands are evaded the 1 being looked 4 is 1 u think water is popping outs so that when u build a city close to it u have excuses that it could overwhelm the land and burst so u build dykes as in the song in the below link to protect it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayug0WAS3hk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4crYrxfT9UQ
A woman with straight back into the booty with wide hips,kinda, are Jamaican women, good but their men counterparts bad when desiring riches or when rich with a poor man, Wants from u and we should avoid such dude as in the links below, the pintrest 1 like a saucer is Uruguayan woman booty
https://face2faceafrica.com/article/chicken-stock-for-bubble-butts-this-is-the-dangerous-road-plied-by-congolese-women-video
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/84161086766545300/
When rectangular on the sides of the tanker as below made armored glass cylinder to fit like neck-less on the neck and uses the heat bulb mounted on convex lens to heat the siren gas inside that glass as its heat lights hit a black metallic bar placed inside the cylinder 4 the gas to be hot, so cold air blown from its behind to move the tanker up or from below to car it as flying car, nations deemed strong as Germany or USA can be finished, even if u detonate the tanker its still there contact with the 1 inside and if u break bridges 4 the roads to be impassable still it acts like a flying car and moves even without tire or with as in the link below, when Mexico has been brought into the plot as your vices wide open and u don’t see. USA now its ya time to face the music lest u change Mr Dummy. It used cold water technology in place of the described gas to both move forward and upward and good when its snow as it needs not that water dude. We must finish ya, those sponsoring hooliganism. Much bolts and nuts placed to fix the rectangular neck-less like gas cylinder as inside of O’hare Chicago airport inside joints on the metal or just make brand new with that gas cylinder hidden outside if u want not to modernized your existing ones
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/africa/uganda-unveils-firefighting-vehicle-with-eye-on-us/1796497
https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk023Nj_yA6Q_Dg-mg8yNPfEq9FW1vw:1597416304394&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=flying+car+images&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjItYa795rrAhUuyYUKHQ7kDIUQsAR6BAgEEAE&biw=1280&bih=910
https://www.google.com/search?q=o%27hare+chicago+airport+inside+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjxtpC895rrAhVZ_4UKHYjvDpkQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=o%27hare+chicago+airport+inside+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoFCAAQsQM6AggAOgQIABBDOgYIABAFEB46BggAEAgQHjoECAAQHjoECAAQGFCKswZYooEHYPKCB2gAcAB4AIAByAOIAfdTkgEJMi0yMy4xMC4ymAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=cqM2X_G1J9n-lwSI37vICQ&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-d
Flying cars together with passenger drones can reduce traffic snarl up on busy world cities roads as of Lagos, Calcutta or Nairobi as in the links above
Made in Cameroon 1st oil tanker ship in the link below
https://www.chron.com/business/energy/article/Cameron-LNG-sends-out-first-export-shipment-13910762.php
http://www.containerskenya.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwcj0ivma6wIVSdvVCh2gDArVEAEYASAAEgKkufD_BwE
https://www.army-technology.com/projects/stryker-a1/
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