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ancientpersacom · 10 months
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Broke: all Hypnos’ much edgier siblings dislike him because he’s an easily distracted Ray of sunshine.
Woke: all Hypnos’ much edgier siblings will beat the shit out of anyone that dares hurt the easily distracted ray of sunshine sibling.
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cautiouscrab · 6 months
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One of my favorite hades hcs ever is that hades has a soft spot for Hypnos and that’s why he’s never been fired despite being so ass at his job
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trippygalaxy · 9 days
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NEW HEADCANON JUST DROPPED—
Zagreus asking Achilles that if he ever had the chance, would he have ever considered having children? Achilles takes a moment to respond, thinking of his living years and the horrors he faced but softly looks to Zagreus.
“I’m not sure lad, bring a child into a world ive tainted with blood isnt a place suitable for such innocence…but if i ever did, knowing what i know now, i would of been overjoyed if they held a fraction of your kindness and strength.”
Cue zagreus trying not to cry 😌
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rukia-writes · 1 year
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Them proposing to their partners
https://at.tumblr.com/rukia-writes/can-you-do-anything-that-is-related-to/z2x5926zkf0t
Hercules and Ares proposal 💍
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♥️Most people get rings, most get flowers, most people get proposed by finding a poke ball in the Christmas tree with a engagement ring inside….Poseidon will just straight up ask his s/o.
♥️Now! The scene will be romantic, he ask on the ocean (ex: you two are on a yacht), the beach probably the beach) etc. for an engagement ring he’s so classic his brothers find super cheesy. Poseidon will have seashell and inside is a ring. But listen! It’s very, very expensive and rare.
♥️So, Poseidon’s proposal is classic: proposing on the beach with a seashell and inside is a ring. (It’s a pearl too)
♥️Don’t say no 😭 he’ll quietly sulk for a thousand years. 😭
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♥️He kidnaps you. 😆 jk ….I mean he could-
♥️Actually, Hades is really romantic but really cool like his s/o wouldn’t know that Hades had been planning this for a long time. Hades proposes at dinner, really cool about everything, “(Name), look what I have.” Hades will give his s/o a pomegranate and when his beloved holds the fruit, it doesn’t feel like a fruit looking closer there is a line in the middle and Hades will just say “open it” and inside is a ring.
♥️It could be a diamond, emerald, ruby, etc Hades’ engagement ring is most likely their birthstone. But if his s/o mentions that they like a certain jewelry then it’ll be that as well. So, Hades proposes at dinner with the ring in a pomegranate case and asks them to marry him.
♥️Please don’t say no to him either he’s already talked this over with his brothers and will also sulk until…..forever.
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adcmans · 11 months
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HADES HEADCANONS
Hades would give his S/O flowers to show how much he loves them, he usually pick ones with meanings or your favorites so he can see you happy. He also pick some of his favorites so when he sees that your busy he would put a flower on your hair admiring you.
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shidlad · 11 months
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The REAL reason Achilles hates onions so much (onion intolerance)
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writerof-thewoods · 9 months
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hihihi! if your requests are open, could you please do hades from hercules as a cg with a super sensitive little? thank you so so so much and i hope you have a lovely day!!!! 🩷🩷
Absolutely! I'm sorry this took so long, but I hope you like it!! :D
Caregiver! Hades Headcanons🔥💙 (with a sensitive little <3)
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-Protective. Like "won't let you out of his sight for even a minute" protective. It's not to be strict or hard on you, it's because the Underworld isn't safe.
-Honestly, he can be quite...scary at times. Intimidating at times yes, but when he gets mad, he gets mad.
-It's never really at you though. Mainly just the Fates, demons, gods, etc. Really anyone else who lives in the Underworld except for you.
-He tries not to lose his temper as much, especially when you're around. He has his moments sometimes, but he's working on it and reassures you that he's not upset with you.
-Aside from that, he adores having you around. He's not typically one for anything that isn't evil/cynical or associated with mortals, but you're the exception. He finds it fascinating and honestly endearing that you regress, although he'd never admit it.
-He already doesn't have a filter and isn't the most kid friendly. Because of this, he tries to watch what he says and does around you, but it's not easy.
-Despite his cold demeanor, he really does care. Especially when it comes to you and how you're feeling. Someone was mean or just an ass to you, he won't hesitate to smite them. Angry and just not sure how to feel? You can rage all you want, even at him. He encourages it! But, he makes sure you don't do too much that you end up hurting yourself.
-Isn't really strict on rules other than not to go anywhere without him. For obvious reasons. Other than that, most of them are just about taking care of yourself like remembering to drink water.
-So many dad jokes. (Never at your expense, shockingly enough.) They're not always funny, but you laugh nonetheless. He just wants to make you smile.
-Talks to you about everything. He doesn't mind if you don't respond or don't understand, it's just out of habit. (However, he does try other forms of communication when you're overwhelmed or nonverbal.)
-Doesn't really baby-talk at you. He talks to you the same as he would normally, just a lot nicer.
-"Look at that constellation! Do you know which one it is, Sunspot?" "P..pegasus..?" "You are learning! Good job kiddo!"
-Definitely uses his powers to his advantage. If you need a quiet place, want or want to go somewhere special, or if you just want to be with him, he'll do it in a heartbeat.
-Very gentle surprisingly. He knows there's a time and place for everything, so he tries to be softer when he can. Especially when you're going through it.
-"Hey hey...it's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of, I mean, other than myself, but you don't have to be scared of me. I'm here for you, kid. Do you wanna talk about it? Oh Sunspot...I'm sorry. That must've been really hard to deal with on your own, hasn't it?"
-When you want to be alone at night, you have your own bed and plenty of room, so he won't bother you. But most of the time, he falls asleep holding you. Not just for you, but because it comforts him to know you're there. He likes having someone there. Especially when that someone's you.
-As odd of a pair as you might be, an all-ruling god and a little, he wouldn't change it for the world. You make his days brighter and that means more to him than you could know.
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hey…..t4t autism4autism reader x hades . yeah? ❤️ okay….^_^
I know who is requesting this and every day I thank you for your brilliant contributions mwah ily
Hades (Hercules 1997) x reader
I'm writing him as nonbinary using he/they pronouns and gn reader!
Hades is very supportive of you!
Gods aren't necessarily restricted by biological sex the way that mortals are
Hades just enjoys presenting the way they do
They will obviously support your transition, helping you with anything along the way
If you're on hormones, he'll absolutely help track your journey and administer them, if you'd like
Hades wants you to be comfortable in your skin. They think you look the most attractive when you're confident and will do anything to boost that confidence.
The same goes for him, too. They enjoy it when you hype them up. After all of these centuries in the underworld, Hades gets weak from the praise that you give him.
You both appreciate the intimacy that comes from understanding. On heavy dysphoric days, you often find yourself in your lover's warm embrace.
The underworld is actually surprisingly comfortable sensory-wise!
It's big but if you prefer tight spaces, you can easily find one for yourself somewhere in Hades' impressive lair.
They don't necessarily need food, but he enjoys eating on occasion. He starts to develop certain safe foods after a while. I feel like they have a sweet tooth, maybe sour gummy worms.
It's quiet, too. Or at least, it often is.
Hades likes listening to you talk about your special interests. It keeps them from the endless understimulation of the underworld
But it's easy to create and cultivate routines here! You can help Hades with their job. He enjoys it more with you by his side.
If you start stimming, they'll join you! They enjoys the fun that you bring into his life!!
And gods forbid they ever sees anyone be anything less that kind to you
He would bring Olympus to it's knees if they heard one unkind word towards their lover
Isn't it a gift to have the love of the god of the underworld?
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iden-summers · 1 year
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Weird Hades head canon collection of mine
Meg is terribly afraid of butterflies
Skelly invented the floss dance
Charon can't speak mortal languages because he has no tongue in a mortal sense
Hermes and his Coz Zagreus both have a thing for men with strong arms
Charon and his brother Thanatos both have a thing for men with strong thighs
Dusa can unhinge her jaw, and at one point teaches Zagreus how to do so. Now the gorgons of Asphodel are afraid of him
Zagreus is able to dislocate/bend most of his joints to a point it freaks most people out
Theseus dreamt about Asterius cheating on him once and got mad at Asterius
Zagreus casually T-poses Theseus into a corner of the stadium sometimes
Zagreus called Achilles "Mama" accidentally before, until he does it on purpose
The temple of Styx smells different from any other part of the Styx because it's the only place where real bodies are. Everywhere else it's just shades and cthonic gods, but the temple smells like sweet rot and decay from all the vermin and dead intruders falling to Cerberus
Asterius was the one teaching Dusa how to speak, back when they both resided in Erebus
Zagreus is partly blind on the red eye, but can see perfectly fine in darkness.
Zagreus ADHD behavior comes from Nyx actually. Both Persephone and Hades sit down and take breaks from time to time, Nyx is at peace to just stand around
Thanatos did not only ask for Nyx's but also for the blessing of Charon and Hypnos before he got together with Zag. He did however only sort of inform Hades, instead of asking his approval.
Zag says that Meg's whip is not all that persuasive but we all know he is absolutely into it
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can0fwworms · 1 year
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I can’t wait for Artemis to appear in Hades 2 and call Apollo a whore
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Short Headcanons that me and my friends [who don't know what headcanons are] came up with: Villain Parenting Addition
Captain Hook co-parents with Mr Smee
Hades teaches his kid about being evil and is like a soccer mom the whole time
The Queen of Hearts would throw a child as a weapon
Ja'far isn't the type to hit a child as punishment, but he would lock them in a dark room
Gaston would be the worst + teaches his son to be the biggest man whore
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trippygalaxy · 8 days
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Another headcanon for yall-
When Zagreus truly becomes angry -enraged- his glowing amber feet turn a brilliant blue as his body temperature rises with his boiling blood.
This rarely happens, but when it does everyone hopes its anywhere but the House of Hades— those poor carpets!
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rukia-writes · 9 months
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hey there please could i get boyfriend headcanons for thor poseidon and hades please like what would each of their love languages be? i love your blog so much🥹
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Thor is the quiet but I’m here boyfriend.
Thor is quiet, but never disinterested when he’s with his beloved.
Definitely goes along with whatever his partner wants to do-Unless! He absolutely wants to do something.
Dating Thor is like dating the chill guy, but don’t get it twisted or piss him off.
I believe is Thor is sweet tho. Which brings us to his love language(s):
Acts of service and Quality time:
Thor will bring small but meaningful gifts to his lover and he believes in quality time. Thor will listen to any problem his lover has for however long it takes for them to get their problem off their chest.
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Hades is the classy but fun boyfriend.
Hades is the type of boyfriend that opens doors, takes his beloved coat, treats them right. Dates are never boring, tired of staying in? Hades can travel the bifrost, Midgard, Valhalla and of course the underworld are free to travel for him. So dates are never the same and never dull.
Hades’ love languages consist of:
Acts of service, Quality time and gifts.
Hades loves to give his beloved gifts (if the two become more serious Hades definitely gifts his beloved roses in bed) gifts can range from something as luxury like as necklace or simply giving his beloved their favorite snack after a lame day.
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Poseidon is the cool and to himself boyfriend…if that makes sense.
Poseidon is the type of boyfriend that isn’t for everyone, and he’s not about everyone. You HAVE to be in his circle or you’re not worthy of his time. Poseidon isn’t the clingy boyfriend, he’s not going to follow you wherever you go. He’s the independent boyfriend, the we are together but if you’re not in his circle you couldn’t tell. (which is why he most likely does well with a independent lover)
Poseidon isnt as cold as people thinks, he’ll do sweet things like open the door, hold your hand, or help you solve a problem.
Poseidon’s love languages are: Quality time and receiving gifts.
Quality time is HUGE for Poseidon, because Poseidon knows who he is and he knows what he is, therefore the fact he chooses to spend time with his beloved is his love language. He listens and gives feedback like a professional. Poseidon is an independent boyfriend but he’ll give his sweet one gifts whether it’s a anniversary (because like his brother he doesn’t forget) or something small like getting his sweet one a stuffed dolphin doll. (I actually would not be surprised if this is Poseidon’s go to when he tries courting someone he likes by giving gifts)
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threephantomrey · 7 months
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Eurydice Headcanons
before she reunited with Orpheus, she kept cooking his favorite meals for him everyday as a way to cope with missing him
she wrote a song about Persephone after she returned
at some point, she makes some other friends in Asphodel and gives them some delicious treats too!
she loves to give hugs, and loves to get them in return
only person that's ever seen her cry is her husband
she HATES people stepping on her floors after she just cleaned. she'll allow it though if you're her husband or a close friend of hers
can speak multiple languages
she knows she has some family in the underworld, though she's not sure where exactly
no one comes to her without leaving with some food
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shidlad · 11 months
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I’d just think it would be a bit funny if Zagreus and Melinoe’s first interaction went something like this…
I also just laugh to myself a bit when I remember that Zagreus regularly eats food off the ground.
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I have risen from my grave to say this:
Hades plays God of War because it’s one of the only ways he can feel like he killed Zeus without having to bribe monsters and titans to do it for him. Also he doesn’t have to get up from his throne
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