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beigale-shtuchim · 8 hours

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Tumblr: Israel bad boycott eurovision and don't forget to harrass and attempt lynching a 20 year old girl 😡😡

Also tumblr: haha funny violent white man with funny song go brrrrrr

#eurovision #newsflash assholes! threats are still violence #hope this helps

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heritageposts · 2 years

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Left Tumblr in like 2016 and now I'm back as a Twitter Refugee, I feel so sad I missed out on so much and I barely recognize this place from how it was before... Any advise now that I'm back?

become a marxist-leninist

#hope this helps #all the cool girls and cute malewives are doing it

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shyshitter · 6 months

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sorry but ur not a true destiel supporter unless you acknowledge that dean and cas are both objectively toxic individuals and have inflicted immeasurable damage upon the other. they are also both little meow meows who have never done anything wrong ever. hellers contain multitudes beyond mortal comprehension

#hope this helps #ava rambles #destiel #spn

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new-gender-who-dis-xd · 10 months

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Tips on how to make a trans girl smile:

- tell her she's pretty

#transgender #mtf #trans positivity #trans women #transgirl #shitpost #btw if anyone wants to tell me im pretty thatd be okay i guess 👉👈#hope this helps

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bulldog-butch · 11 months

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do you have any tips for eating pussy !!!!

BOY DO I

i feel like i have to put a corporate disclaimer so i don’t get sued, but obviously not everyone likes getting their pussy ate the same way and it’s good to talk to a partner about what they like and dislike. that being said i often get stellar feedback on my pussy eating (i literally changed my girlfriend’s mind about getting their pussy ate 😈)

first off, forget probably everything you’ve seen in porn. if someone could watch you eating pussy and see your tongue then you’re doing it wrong (unless you’re in the first few minutes and warming up or like taking a tiny breather) otherwise if you’re getting down to business then your face should be drowning in the pussy.

second, forget all the kitschy shit you hear. no one is actually getting off to someone spelling out the alphabet on their clit. finding a consistent rhythm is key and it’s usually something incredibly simple. i opt for up and down because i can go longer with that motion and it tends to get a better reaction than side to side (but i do throw a little of that in there). also when i say up and down i don’t mean like a flicking motion. do not flick the clit with your tongue. you’re rubbing it not flicking it, so keep your tongue flat and just rub it up and down (or side to side whatever you’re going with). the other most important thing i can say is SUCK THEIR CLIT. start soft if you don’t know how sensitive their clit is and then ramp it up if you’re getting positive feedback. save this for a little flare, i wouldn’t usually stay sucking it for more than a few seconds.

okay now that i’ve gone over technique, let’s put it all together. start of slow, really show that you’re giving the pussy all your attention and not just doing it because you feel obligated. lick the whole length, stick your tongue in their vagina, suck on the labia, have fun with it! get to know the pussy you’re about to go to town on! then when you’re ready to get down to business start focusing more on the clit and setting a steady rhythm. maybe start getting a little faster but as soon as you hear “right there” or they start pulling your hair DONT ALTER YOUR PACE. i think a common mistake is people hear that and get excited and start going faster but the whole point is you just had the right tempo and now you’ve changed it. also if your jaw starts hurting (as mine often does) but you don’t want to stop, i would suggest try moving your whole head up and down to give your jaw a break.

last but certainly not least, my personal favorite move is to give the g-spot some attention while you’re down there. use a finger or two (or three if you’re feeling spicy) and do the come hither motion while you’re working on their clit, and i can almost guarantee that you’ll have that person seeing the light

#😘😘😘😘#hope this helps #asks #anon #i feel a little like i’m giving away all my secrets #1k #2k

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themilfking · 5 months

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It's the end of the year and I need to make some more charitable donations. Could you suggest a few good organizations?

Hey! Its so nice that you're willing and able to do this. I'll recommend some that I have personally used/donated to: Islamic Relief: I donate to their efforts every year. They're raising for Palestine, Yemen, Philippines, Afghanistan and so much more. I like their level of transparency, especially around the operational issues in getting aid to places like Palestine and how they prepare for such scenarios.

E-sims for Gaza: Israel has cutoff all internet, cellular, and landline services in Gaza. This has made communication in/out of Gaza extremely difficult and so Mirna El-Helbawi decided to set up this amazing program to get e-sims in the hands of journalists and people so they can maintain comms with the outside world. I have personally sent numerous e-sims and suggest Simly's app. Its super easy to use and you can have insight into when the e-sim is activated and used. Note: please read the instructions in the link before purchasing/sending the qr code. SAPA: The Sudanese American Physicians Association directly operates hospitals on the ground in Sudan. They offer essential/life saving healthcare services on the ground as well as an amazing hunger relief program. They're also very transparent and have been operating on the ground since the 90s.

Save the Children, Friends of the Congo, and World Food Program are some other great/trusted charities to donate to.

#hope this helps

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lina-corsa · 2 months

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summary of the race:

- everything is broken on every car

- red bull needs to be liquidated

#hope this helps #f1 #bahrain gp 2024 #liveblogging #formula 1 #meemees

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comicaurora · 21 days

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Is there any origin for your claims of being a quote "shining golden god" or do you just like how it sounds?

I am a shining golden god whenever the muses bless me with dope ideas and the universe becomes a glorious clockwork infinity perfectly falling into place and a talentless hack whenever it wears off five minutes later

#hope this helps #asks #behind the curtain

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diadraws · 11 months

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i wanted to draw a sillay comic of them with my grownup designs/hcs so here u go

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir #cat noir #adrinette #ladynoir #dia draws #digital #fanart #they are in their 30s and dot have kids even though i KNOW in canon they would have kids because i simply do not like giving characters kid #hope this helps #i have to make adrien the most pouty pathetic girl ever #adrien prns are he/she/nya and marinette is she/it

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ribstongrowback · 5 months

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right ladies i've come back from the art board of directors and we've regulated that it's only art if you've spilled over 3 oz of your very own blood to make it, if you've spilled less than that it doesn't count. internal bleeding doesn't count. any damage done to you that did not specifically cause blood loss doesn't count, you soulless wretch.

#art is not effort #art is art #hope this helps

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femmeidiot · 5 months

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Every time someone tells me they're horny because of me I get so horny I pass out

#Hope this helps

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wykwryt · 10 months

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ballister blackheart: gay-coded villain

ballister boldheart: villain-coded gay

#hope this helps #nimona #wyk writ

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nanaslutt · 16 days

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“MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW MY ACC” Blud you are writing ABOUT minors. - not a minor 😇

girlie pop when i write for minors i specifically change my warning label from MINORS DNI to MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW because if my posts show up on a minors timeline, i want them to know my acc is nsfw and is not minor friendly so i don’t want them to follow, but that SPECIFIC post is ok to interact with

ALSO i have never and will never write smut for minors ^.^

#hope this helps #😇

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conceptofjoy · 7 days

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can i make your dirk and jane designs kiss. genq

do u mean u wanna draw them or u asking me to draw them :? if u wanna then go ahead shrug i dont own the characters or anything

#hope this helps #d draws #ask #hs.jane #hs.dirk

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eridude · 1 month

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the rarepair brainworms got me again

#homestuck #my art #eridan ampora #eridan #equius zahhak #equius #equidan #equieri #sorry for being obsessed with them guys #its because something is wrong with me #hope this helps #daily post #day 210

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the-modern-typewriter · 5 days

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Holaa, description wise how do you make a regular person appear absolutely terrifying to the audience besides motivation?

What they do/say - the easiest way to build character and tension is through what characters do or say. Are they being threatening in any way? Do they have a weapon that would turn an otherwise unremarkable person suddenly into a threat? Why is this character scary? Why would people think that about them? I'm going to assume by 'regular person' that they don't look absolutely terrifying or intimidating in anyway.

Reputation - build up the stakes before we ever actually see them. This could be other characters talking about them/what they've done, or in-universe myth about them or whatever. This helps build tension, both by making us wait to meet this character and because we are only getting second-hand information for a while and so we can't be 100% sure what's true or not.

Similarly, what do we know about them? If we know someone is a terrifying serial killer (e.g. Hannibal Lecter) it doesn't matter if they are also currently being quite pleasant on the screen/page and seem otherwise regular. We might still think twice before coming over for dinner. (AKA, use of dramatic irony).

Contrast - are we seeing them next to a character who should be absolutely terrifying? But that terrifying character is responding to the regular person in a way that hints perhaps not all is at it seems.

Context - are we seeing them in a setting that's just off? E.g. if the regular, smiley human is being regular and smiley in the middle of a slaughter zone, it's going to start creeping us out. If people are behaving completely normal in otherwise abnormal scenarios it can make our instincts twinge.

Perspective. Whose perspective is the description coming from? A child might find a regular old lady terrifying in a way that an adult, who has more information about what is actually going on, would not.

#hope this helps #writing talk #writing advice #writing #writing tips #description #writing help #writing resources

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